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Chapter 2884 Don’t kill him, take it slow!
Chapter 2884 Don’t kill him, take it slow!
Under the bright moonlight, in the banana grove,
Holding a dragon and phoenix candle in his hand, Shi Shaojian, wearing a groom's crown, slowly walked into the house.
Hiding in a corner, Qiu Sheng looked at Lu Yan puffing out smoke and asked, "Brother, what is this?"
"Oh, this, a cigar!"
Holding a cigar in his hand, Lu Yan explained with a smile on his face.
"Cigar? Foreign stuff?"
Looking at Lu Yan in surprise, Wen Cai couldn't help but become curious.
"Hey, you have a pretty good eye. Come on, come on!"
Handing over two cigars, Lu Yan lit them for Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai respectively.
After the three of them squatted together, Qiu Sheng asked curiously, "Brother, what if the banana spirit gets in? We don't know what to do?"
"Don't worry, your brother is not dumb, he will call for help."
Looking at Qiu Sheng, Lu Yan bit the cigar and slowly exhaled smoke rings.
inside the house,
After Shi Shaojian lit the dragon and phoenix candle, he tied one end of it to his toe.
However, looking at the moonlight outside the window, he felt helpless at the moment.
He once fantasized about meeting a beautiful and charming female demon, but the shock he received from Dong Xiaoyu last time was too great!
But what if the banana spirit is not ugly, should he cry for help or for mercy?
While Shi Shaojian was thinking, a demonic aura slowly entered the wooden house along the red rope.
Crouching outside the house, Lu Yan smoked a cigar, then stood up and drew the long sword from behind.
At the moment when the cold light appeared, Lu Yan was stunned, because why didn’t his junior brother call for help?
Inside the wooden house, Shi Shaojian, who was forcefully kissed by the banana spirit, was struggling desperately.
Because before he could react, he was pinned down by the banana spirit.
"Get out of here!"
With a roar, the talismans around Shi Shaojian began to flicker.
Seeing the little sheep in front of him suddenly turned into a man-eating tiger, the banana spirit also hurriedly followed the red line to run away.
But at this moment, a long sword came and cut the rope directly.
The Banana Fairy appeared in the air, wearing a red robe, and immediately shouted angrily: "Damn Taoist priests, you are really haunting me!"
"Demon, you stole my junior brother's Yuan Yang, how can I forgive you today!"
Looking at the Banana Spirit "angrily", Lu Yan shouted angrily,
"Brother, she forcefully kissed me."
He ran out quickly, and Shi Shaojian, who was disheveled, was about to cry.
"Good fellow, you still know how to get ahead of men?"
Pointing at the Banana Spirit, Lu Yan pulled out the purple gold gourd from his waist and said, "If I call you, will you answer?"
"I'll fuck you!"
Looking at Lu Yan, the Banana Fairy couldn't help but scold him.
Because everyone knows each other, and we are all old foxes from Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio. Is there any need to play some prelude?
But before the banana spirit could react, its entire body was sucked into the purple gold gourd.
Looking at Lu Yan's purple gold gourd, Shi Shaojian said in shock: "Fuck, Brother, your gourd!"
"Nothing big or small!"
Lu Yan slapped Shi Shaojian on the head with his backhand. After taking a look and making sure it was nothing serious, he shook the gourd and said, "Hehehe, another one!"
Looking at his senior brother's appearance, Shi Shaojian was sure that he did it on purpose!
"Ah, Brother, we are here!"
He rushed forward with his magic weapon in hand. Wencai and Qiusheng were stunned and asked, "Hey, where's the banana spirit?"
"Banana spirit? Gone!"
Hearing what the two said, Lu Yan calmly said with his hands behind his back: "Okay, go back and report!"
The next morning, the wealthy people learned that the banana spirit had been destroyed, and they immediately expressed their gratitude.
Weighing the purse in his hand, Shi Shaojian said excitedly: "Brother, this must be a thousand dollars, right?"
"A thousand dollars?"
Looking at Shi Shaojian in shock, Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were dumbfounded.
Because in the past, when they followed the master to perform rituals, there were only dozens or hundreds of them!
"These are few in number. The amount of water ghosts we caught in the provincial capital was much more. It was a full two thousand dollars!" Seeing Qiu Sheng so surprised, Shi Shaojian couldn't help but show off.
"A water ghost? Is it worth so much money?"
Looking at Shi Shaojian in disbelief, Qiu Sheng was surprised.
"The water ghost is not worth much, but the man who killed the water ghost had his property confiscated by my senior brother!"
With a smile on his face, Shi Shaojian began to explain.
Looking at Lu Yan in a daze, Qiu Sheng and Wencai were dumbfounded, because were they really Maoshan Taoists?
Lu Yan: Good and evil confront each other and fight for life!
Shi Shaojian: We are proud to act in the name of justice!
Shi Jian: If ghosts stand in my way, kill them. If monsters stand in my way, kill them!
After finishing the things here, the days gradually became busy.
Because another village is looking for Uncle Jiu to look at Feng Shui.
But you have to know that the places where you ask Uncle Jiu to look at Feng Shui are mostly dangerous!
Following Uncle Jiu to Fugui Village, Lu Yan yawned in boredom and said, "Junior brother, keep an eye on Awei! If that guy digs out something, remember to tell me!"
"I understand, brother, but what do you want to do?"
Looking at Lu Yan taking out the rocking chair, Shi Shaojian became curious.
"Nonsense, of course, Senior Brother is taking a rest!"
I don't know where I took out the parasol, but Lu Yan started swinging it.
Looking at Lu Yan in front of him, Shi Shaojian had a lot to say, but in the end he didn't dare to speak.
His father Shi Jian would at most use lightning to strike him, but his senior brother was different. He soaked the whip in wine and disinfected it while beating!
Not with Uncle Jiu, Shi Shaojian kept staring at Ah Wei.
Ever since he was rejected by Master Ren, he came here to pursue his cousin.
Two days later, an incorrupt body was dug out.
Uncle Nine obviously saw the problem, because his position was moved by the "bat".
Just when everything was going on in an orderly manner, Lu Yan was hiding in the distance and said, "Hehehehe!"
"Brother, your smile is so scary!"
Looking at Lu Yan, Shi Shaojian spoke with a little fear,
"We'll rush in later, pin that old man down, drag him outside and strike him with lightning, understand?"
Looking at Shi Shaojian, Lu Yan became serious.
"Don't worry, brother, I got it!"
Nodding, Shi Shaojian quickly laughed.
After pulling out the gem, Awei was looking at it excitedly, but he didn't know that his blood had awakened the vampire.
But just when the vampire was about to catch the cousin and suck her blood, two men rushed in.
Seeing this scene, the cousin was startled. She thought the other party was coming for her beauty, and a charming look appeared on her face.
But unexpectedly, Shi Shaojian came forward, knocked his cousin unconscious with one punch and said, "What the hell is that expectant expression on your face?"
But at this moment, looking at Lu Yan and Shi Shaojian, the vampire opened his bloody mouth.
"Hey hey hey!"
Rubbing their hands and walking forward, Lu Yan and Shi Shaojian laughed at the same time.
Because this is a vampire, which is 99% rare in the Far East!
"What are you going to do?"
He spoke in a deep voice, and the vampire couldn't help but take a step back.
But in the next second, Lu Yanfei rushed over and said, "Come here!"
Holding down the vampire with one hand, Lu Yan punched it down.
"Oh!"
As the heavy voice sounded, the vampire immediately stopped moving.
Looking at Lu Yan, Shi Shaojian couldn't help but said, "Brother, don't kill him, take your time!"
"I see!"
Raising his hand to catch the vampire, Lu Yan and Shi Shaojian left quickly.
You can’t tell Uncle Jiu about the vampire thing, otherwise this guy will probably be burned to death!
When thinking about the day in the future when vampires appear at an exhibition, Lu Yan couldn't help but smile like "Tom Cat"!
(End of this chapter)
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