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Chapter 2885 Lu Yan: "Come here"
Chapter 2885 Lu Yan: "Come here"
Hidden in the mountains, under the towering trees,
The slightly dried-up vampire was tied to a tree, and the chains kept making noises.
Curiously approaching, Shi Shaojian said with a look of disgust: "Brother, is this a vampire? Why does it look even less handsome than our zombies?"
"Who taught you to use words like that? Is that how you explain handsome?"
Lu Yan slapped Shi Shaojian on the head with his backhand, and scolded him with a look of disgust.
"But he's really not as good-looking as a zombie!"
Pointing at the zombie in front of him, Shi Shaojian couldn't help but complain.
After listening to Shi Shaojian's words, Lu Yan stroked his chin and said, "He must have been sealed for too long!"
"Then what should we do?"
Looking at Lu Yan curiously, Shi Shaojian immediately asked,
"Why don't we find him some blood food? Maybe he can recover a little!"
Speaking seriously, Lu Yan couldn't help but laugh.
"Ah? Feeding blood, isn't this what we Maoshan disciples are supposed to do?"
Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Shi Shaojian was also frightened by this sentence.
Looking at Shi Shaojian, Lu Yan hesitated and said, "Go down the mountain and help me catch these two bullies!"
"Hey, you are smart, brother!"
Hearing Lu Yan say this, Shi Shaojian also quickly became excited.
If he attacked an ordinary person, not only Lu Yan would feel unlucky, but even Shi Shaojian would feel it was not okay.
After all, they are decent people! Even though they are evil, they are still decent people!
Two hours later, Shi Shaojian came running over carrying a burly man.
Looking at the person in Shi Shaojian's hand, Lu Yan took a quick look and knew the other party's past.
“It’s time to wake up!”
Dragging the man, Shi Shaojian slapped him in the face, forcing him to turn on the phone.
Covering his face, the man suddenly found himself in a forest, and immediately showed a look of fear.
However, after seeing Lu Yan and Shi Shaojian, he immediately said, "Excuse me, Taoist priests, where is this place? Why am I here?"
"Oh, you're still so literary?"
Looking at the man with a playful look on his face, Lu Yan couldn't help but narrow his eyes.
If it weren't for the "Soul Capture" and "Evil Thought Perception" that could see through everything about the other party, Lu Yan would probably have thought that Shi Shaojian had arrested the wrong person.
"Brother, why are you talking so much nonsense? Just feed him directly!"
Walking forward with a grim smile on his face, Shi Shaojian twisted his neck and spoke,
"You two, I don't know when I have offended you, but as long as you let me go, I can give you anything!"
Looking at Lu Yan and Shi Shaojian in fear, the man immediately begged for mercy.
He was sleeping at home, but when he woke up he found himself in a place like this. It would be a lie to say he wasn't scared.
But since they were able to bring him here, they must not be ordinary people.
He should first find a way to escape this disaster, and then he will go find a few "great immortals" to take revenge!
"It's a good idea, but everything is predestined and causal! May the Buddha have mercy on me."
Putting his hands together, Lu Yan smiled and said,
"Brother, what nonsense are you talking about? We are...
Looking at Lu Yan, Shi Shaojian was about to say something, but he covered his mouth directly.
Lu Yan dragged the struggling man under the tree and threw him directly to the vampire.
As the chains were opened, the vampire immediately opened its bloody mouth and pounced on him.
As the man's shrill screams rang out, Lu Yan couldn't help but take a half step back and said, "Hey, this is too cruel, may Buddha have mercy on me!"
"Brother? That's enough, everyone is gone!"
Shi Shaojian looked at Lu Yan helplessly, his face full of disgust.
"Are you stupid? I've told you that when you do bad things, you can never use the name of Maoshan. You can even say Longhushan or Laoshan. If that doesn't work, you can just pretend to be a monk!"
Looking at Shi Shaojian unhappily, Lu Yan immediately complained,
"But you don't look like a monk at all when you're dressed like this!"
Looking at Lu Yan in shock, Shi Shaojian couldn't help but explain.
"He's gone now, I don't care what he thinks, but the cause and effect can't fall on us! Do you understand?" Looking at Shi Shaojian seriously, Lu Yan said solemnly: "Besides, when you are in the world, you will inevitably get hurt. You have to prepare a spare vest! Do you understand!"
"Oh, so that's how it is, brother!"
Looking at Lu Yan excitedly, Shi Shaojian felt that he had learned something new.
"Roar!"
After sucking the man's blood, the skinny vampire immediately became ruddy.
"Hey, Brother, look, this foreign thing has become like a human!"
Pointing at the vampire, Shi Shaojian was full of surprise.
"Indeed, they look better than zombies, but I don't know who will be stronger if the two sides fight!"
Looking at the vampire curiously, an interesting idea suddenly popped up in Lu Yan's mind!
"How about we give it a try?"
Looking at Lu Yan, Shi Shaojian immediately understood what Lu Yan meant and asked immediately,
"good idea!"
Looking at Shi Shaojian, Lu Yan suddenly realized that his junior brother had become much smarter.
Everyone says that people with permed hair can't beat people with tattoos, but no one has ever tried this.
Until one day, someone released two tattooed tigers into the African grasslands. The life of the tigers was just like eating at a buffet!
"But the problem is, where can we find zombies?"
Looking at Lu Yan curiously, Shi Shaojian rubbed his head in confusion.
"Nonsense, we are Taoist priests from Mount Mao, can't we find a zombie?"
Looking at Shi Shaojian unhappily, Lu Yan directly took out a shovel from the void and said, "If you can't find it, dig it!"
Looking at Lu Yan and Shi Shaojian in front of him, the vampire showed a ferocious look.
Because the two of them didn't seem to take me seriously at all.
Just now he was subdued by Lu Yan because he was weak, but now it is different.
"Brother, this guy wants to devour the master!"
Pointing at the vampire, Shi Shaojian couldn't help but become serious and took out the peach wood sword from his ring.
But looking at Shi Shaojian's actions, Lu Yan raised his hand and said, "Our Taoism is not enough to deal with vampires! We have to rely on this!"
After saying this, Lu Yan immediately raised his sickle and hammer and said, "Come here!"
The vampire was stunned when he saw this scene with his eyes wide open.
"Brother, is he scared?"
Seeing the vampire retreat, Shi Shaojian was immediately surprised.
"Fake Squid!"
Rolling up his robe, the vampire immediately pounced on him.
But at this moment, Lu Yan turned his hand and smashed the hammer forward.
"Oh!"
With a loud noise, the vampire was smashed directly into the ground.
Looking at Lu Yan in amazement, Shi Shaojian swallowed his saliva and said, "It can really withstand a beating!"
"Even Dracula doesn't dare to act arrogantly in front of me. Who do you think you are? How dare you bar your teeth in front of me!"
As he spoke, Lu Yan continued to smash the hammer in his hand downwards.
Just as the vampire was dying, Lu Yan stopped and said, "Pooh!"
"Harness it! Don't let it die. It's ninety-nine percent rare and hard to find!"
Looking at the vampire with disgust, Lu Yan put away his sickle and hammer.
Not to mention vampires, even any monsters and demons in front of him can't withstand these two things!
Lu Yan: I am the Lord of Mars, and I specialize in dealing with all the fancy things!
He walked forward and locked up the vampire, and Shi Shaojian considerately put a mouth cage on him!
As the two of them headed deeper into the mountains, Uncle Jiu was wondering why his fellow apprentices had suddenly disappeared.
However, thinking of Lu Yan's strength, Uncle Jiu didn't think much about it and continued to perform the ritual.
(End of this chapter)
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