Fast Travel: A Record of Unusual Creatures
Chapter 15 Please Call Me Meow Zetian
Chapter 15 Please Call Me Meow Zetian (15)
"It still has the face to sue, and I didn't do anything to it. I just kissed it for a while in order to thank our family's greatest hero.
Besides, wife, you have to enforce the law impartially.
It didn't suffer any injuries, but look at my face, I'm so damned, it really deserves to be a trained orange cat, I thought I was slapped by my dad when I kicked this paw, I feel My left cheek is numb.
It seems to be wounded by it.
This is too cruel..."
Chi Xia complained with an aggrieved expression on her face, she didn't forget to rub her left cheek, it hurts all the time.
Although Qu Jie, who has practiced Tiger and Leopard Thunder Sound Art, is not as powerful as a real tiger or leopard, or cracking mountains and rocks, it is several times stronger than ordinary cats.
Basically comparable to an adult.
In addition, the cat's paw is smaller than that of an adult, and the force-bearing area is small. Under the same force, it will inevitably bring more pain to the victim.
And this is already Qu Jie's restraint. If he doesn't restrain himself, to put it badly, he can kick out a few of his teeth and let him experience the joy of tooth filling in advance.
"It seems that you were indeed injured, and the cat's paw prints on your face are quite clear, but what did you do to Jubao, Jubao has such a good temper, it must be impossible to get angry for no reason, don't bully Jubao because he can't talk.
If you don't tell me, I'll go to watch the surveillance..."
Although Chi Xia was injured, Gao Ting didn't feel sorry for him. After all, there was nothing serious about him. Moreover, Jubao's temper has become much better in the past few months, so she is really curious about what Chi Xia did just now. ?
In order to annoy the mild-tempered Tachibana.
Then Chi Xia's face became a little embarrassed, and he hesitated to speak: "That, it's nothing.
It's completely normal play, the most is that the frequency of kissing it is a little bit higher... But it's definitely not too much, how to describe it?Alas, yes, yes, you have done similar things to your nephew. What you can do to people, it is not too much to do to cats. "
Speaking of this, Chi Xia felt a lot more confident: "I think the orange treasure is still rare in the world.
Some cats on the Internet like to play like that, and there are more weird ones. Compared with the more perverted ones on the Internet, I can be regarded as quite satisfactory. "
"Just hearing what you said, I think you're acting perverted. Wait, you just said that I did something similar to my little nephew. Don't spread rumors."
Gao Ting, who grasped the key point of Chi Xia's words, couldn't help but constrict her pupils, and Dang even asked dissatisfiedly.
The ghost knows what indescribable things Chi Xia did to Ju Bao before, and even used her as a raft, saying that she also did it to her nephew, is she that perverted?
The most she can do is kiss her nephew's little cheek or something.
You probably haven't done anything weird.
Regarding this point, Gao Ting is quite confident, she has never done anything excessive to her little nephew.
"Why haven't I done it, I have evidence."
Chi Xia was also very stubborn, and immediately took out her mobile phone to open the gallery, found the photo she wanted, and showed it to Gao Ting. The screen of the mobile phone clearly showed a picture of Gao Ting with her mouth wide open, smiling lightly at the camera. The photo of the cheek of the sleeping, soft and cute little nephew who is not yet one year old is really hammered.
"So that's what you said..."
"Wait, you are also so close to Ju Bao?"
At this point, Gao Ting felt that she had figured out what Chi Xia had done to Ju Bao, and looked at him with disgust on her face: "Although, but, don't you think it will make your mouth full of cat hair? Ju Bao loses hair quite badly of!"
"Uh, my kiss will be more exaggerated, after all, Jubao's head is much smaller than your little nephew, and my mouth seems to be a little bigger than yours, so it's okay if it's cat hair.
It doesn't seem to feel hair loss..."
Although Chi Xia said so, she hurriedly licked the inside of her mouth with her tongue to check if there were any foreign objects. If she didn't find cat hair, she felt relieved.
At the same time, Gao Ting, through Chi Xia's description, knew exactly what he did to Jubao, first looked at Jubao with sympathy, then looked at Chi Xia with disgust, Finally said:
"You are too much.
If I'm not wrong, you swallowed half of Jubao's head, change someone who is several times bigger than you, and swallow half of your head, don't you be afraid, I bit it lightly A small bite of cheek is the same concept as you swallowing half of a person's head.
wrong……
Swallowing half of a cat's head won't do.
You're not the pet granny in the grooming area.
I deserve the beating..."
After finishing speaking, Gao Ting bent down to pick up Jubao, and stretched out her hand to hit Chi Xia's arm a few times, saying something like "Don't be afraid of Jubao, mom has already taught the bad guys for you."
It's probably the set of coaxing children.
Although Qu Jie is not so easy to be fooled, it is obviously impossible to make any more troubles because of this, so she can only pretend that she was successfully fooled, and took advantage of the opportunity of being hugged by Gao Ting, trying to straighten her body, stretched out her paws and patted Chi Xia's head, and touched his hair by the way, making a gesture of my mother forgiving you.
Then she broke free from Gao Ting's arms in satisfaction.
Go back to the cat's nest with proud small steps.
"Is this cat a sperm?"
"Just now, Jubao stretched out its paw to touch my head. Why does this scene always feel a little inexplicably familiar?"
Chi Xia felt a little bewildered by the cat's paw.
And Gao Ting instantly remembered the source of the famous scene where Ju Bao stretched out her claws and touched her head, and said with a smile:
"Did you forget it?
After Orange Treasure beat the cihuamao, and after the cihuamao was willing to be its younger brother, it patted the cihuamao's head just like it did just now, so what Orange Treasure probably meant was that it was willing to recognize you, the defeated general, as its younger brother.
Hahahaha, my god, it's so funny.
That raccoon cat is Little Brother No. [-].
Even if you are a younger brother, you can only rank second. "
"Honey, I think it's necessary for Ju Bao to know its family members. It's a pet that wants to turn itself over and climb on top of my head?"
Hearing Gao Ting's words, Chi Xia immediately wanted to understand why he felt familiar. The scene where Ju Bao stretched out his paws to touch the cat's head, he had specially edited and dubbed it yesterday, could it not be familiar?
And then he got a little out of sorts.
So annoying.
He didn't skip some food when he turned around, and his last name was Chi.
"Okay, okay, you don't feel ashamed to care about anything with a cat by yourself. Besides, even if you care about it, it's your fault. Who told you to use your bloody mouth to stain our oranges first?" precious?"
"If you have nothing to do, go clean it. The house hasn't been cleaned for several days. I'll cook two more dishes."
Gao Ting rolled her eyes at Chi Xia, complained about him, pushed him out of the kitchen, and arranged for him to do the cleaning, while she continued to cook.
(End of this chapter)
"It still has the face to sue, and I didn't do anything to it. I just kissed it for a while in order to thank our family's greatest hero.
Besides, wife, you have to enforce the law impartially.
It didn't suffer any injuries, but look at my face, I'm so damned, it really deserves to be a trained orange cat, I thought I was slapped by my dad when I kicked this paw, I feel My left cheek is numb.
It seems to be wounded by it.
This is too cruel..."
Chi Xia complained with an aggrieved expression on her face, she didn't forget to rub her left cheek, it hurts all the time.
Although Qu Jie, who has practiced Tiger and Leopard Thunder Sound Art, is not as powerful as a real tiger or leopard, or cracking mountains and rocks, it is several times stronger than ordinary cats.
Basically comparable to an adult.
In addition, the cat's paw is smaller than that of an adult, and the force-bearing area is small. Under the same force, it will inevitably bring more pain to the victim.
And this is already Qu Jie's restraint. If he doesn't restrain himself, to put it badly, he can kick out a few of his teeth and let him experience the joy of tooth filling in advance.
"It seems that you were indeed injured, and the cat's paw prints on your face are quite clear, but what did you do to Jubao, Jubao has such a good temper, it must be impossible to get angry for no reason, don't bully Jubao because he can't talk.
If you don't tell me, I'll go to watch the surveillance..."
Although Chi Xia was injured, Gao Ting didn't feel sorry for him. After all, there was nothing serious about him. Moreover, Jubao's temper has become much better in the past few months, so she is really curious about what Chi Xia did just now. ?
In order to annoy the mild-tempered Tachibana.
Then Chi Xia's face became a little embarrassed, and he hesitated to speak: "That, it's nothing.
It's completely normal play, the most is that the frequency of kissing it is a little bit higher... But it's definitely not too much, how to describe it?Alas, yes, yes, you have done similar things to your nephew. What you can do to people, it is not too much to do to cats. "
Speaking of this, Chi Xia felt a lot more confident: "I think the orange treasure is still rare in the world.
Some cats on the Internet like to play like that, and there are more weird ones. Compared with the more perverted ones on the Internet, I can be regarded as quite satisfactory. "
"Just hearing what you said, I think you're acting perverted. Wait, you just said that I did something similar to my little nephew. Don't spread rumors."
Gao Ting, who grasped the key point of Chi Xia's words, couldn't help but constrict her pupils, and Dang even asked dissatisfiedly.
The ghost knows what indescribable things Chi Xia did to Ju Bao before, and even used her as a raft, saying that she also did it to her nephew, is she that perverted?
The most she can do is kiss her nephew's little cheek or something.
You probably haven't done anything weird.
Regarding this point, Gao Ting is quite confident, she has never done anything excessive to her little nephew.
"Why haven't I done it, I have evidence."
Chi Xia was also very stubborn, and immediately took out her mobile phone to open the gallery, found the photo she wanted, and showed it to Gao Ting. The screen of the mobile phone clearly showed a picture of Gao Ting with her mouth wide open, smiling lightly at the camera. The photo of the cheek of the sleeping, soft and cute little nephew who is not yet one year old is really hammered.
"So that's what you said..."
"Wait, you are also so close to Ju Bao?"
At this point, Gao Ting felt that she had figured out what Chi Xia had done to Ju Bao, and looked at him with disgust on her face: "Although, but, don't you think it will make your mouth full of cat hair? Ju Bao loses hair quite badly of!"
"Uh, my kiss will be more exaggerated, after all, Jubao's head is much smaller than your little nephew, and my mouth seems to be a little bigger than yours, so it's okay if it's cat hair.
It doesn't seem to feel hair loss..."
Although Chi Xia said so, she hurriedly licked the inside of her mouth with her tongue to check if there were any foreign objects. If she didn't find cat hair, she felt relieved.
At the same time, Gao Ting, through Chi Xia's description, knew exactly what he did to Jubao, first looked at Jubao with sympathy, then looked at Chi Xia with disgust, Finally said:
"You are too much.
If I'm not wrong, you swallowed half of Jubao's head, change someone who is several times bigger than you, and swallow half of your head, don't you be afraid, I bit it lightly A small bite of cheek is the same concept as you swallowing half of a person's head.
wrong……
Swallowing half of a cat's head won't do.
You're not the pet granny in the grooming area.
I deserve the beating..."
After finishing speaking, Gao Ting bent down to pick up Jubao, and stretched out her hand to hit Chi Xia's arm a few times, saying something like "Don't be afraid of Jubao, mom has already taught the bad guys for you."
It's probably the set of coaxing children.
Although Qu Jie is not so easy to be fooled, it is obviously impossible to make any more troubles because of this, so she can only pretend that she was successfully fooled, and took advantage of the opportunity of being hugged by Gao Ting, trying to straighten her body, stretched out her paws and patted Chi Xia's head, and touched his hair by the way, making a gesture of my mother forgiving you.
Then she broke free from Gao Ting's arms in satisfaction.
Go back to the cat's nest with proud small steps.
"Is this cat a sperm?"
"Just now, Jubao stretched out its paw to touch my head. Why does this scene always feel a little inexplicably familiar?"
Chi Xia felt a little bewildered by the cat's paw.
And Gao Ting instantly remembered the source of the famous scene where Ju Bao stretched out her claws and touched her head, and said with a smile:
"Did you forget it?
After Orange Treasure beat the cihuamao, and after the cihuamao was willing to be its younger brother, it patted the cihuamao's head just like it did just now, so what Orange Treasure probably meant was that it was willing to recognize you, the defeated general, as its younger brother.
Hahahaha, my god, it's so funny.
That raccoon cat is Little Brother No. [-].
Even if you are a younger brother, you can only rank second. "
"Honey, I think it's necessary for Ju Bao to know its family members. It's a pet that wants to turn itself over and climb on top of my head?"
Hearing Gao Ting's words, Chi Xia immediately wanted to understand why he felt familiar. The scene where Ju Bao stretched out his paws to touch the cat's head, he had specially edited and dubbed it yesterday, could it not be familiar?
And then he got a little out of sorts.
So annoying.
He didn't skip some food when he turned around, and his last name was Chi.
"Okay, okay, you don't feel ashamed to care about anything with a cat by yourself. Besides, even if you care about it, it's your fault. Who told you to use your bloody mouth to stain our oranges first?" precious?"
"If you have nothing to do, go clean it. The house hasn't been cleaned for several days. I'll cook two more dishes."
Gao Ting rolled her eyes at Chi Xia, complained about him, pushed him out of the kitchen, and arranged for him to do the cleaning, while she continued to cook.
(End of this chapter)
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