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Chapter 322: All aunts are not simple
Chapter 322: All aunts are not simple (second update)
The fourth aunt sighed and said: "The old man's family and the third old man's family can't live together. The next day, we changed places. Your eldest aunt and I share a room."
The fourth aunt looked numb: "Well, my sister-in-law started telling me ghost stories -"
Guo Yunchen was also a little numb: "...and you two?"
A strange smile appeared on the fourth aunt's face, and she said calmly: "You know, when I was young and studying in Oxford, there were no red embroidered shoes here, but there were some local specialties."
The fourth aunt gave two examples easily: "For example, the ghost nun, and another example is Jack the Ripper."
Guo Yunchen: "...so?"
The fourth aunt smiled slightly: "When my sister-in-law tells me ghost stories, I will tell her European and American horror legends."
Hurt each other, come on, who is afraid of who!
The fourth aunt sighed again: "As a result, neither my eldest sister-in-law nor I could sleep well, so we changed rooms again. This time, the eldest sister-in-law can only sleep with the second sister-in-law."
Guo Yunchen thought about the strength of the second aunt who demolished the door with his bare hands. He was silent for a moment and asked tentatively: "Auntie, did you also tell the second aunt a ghost story?"
The fourth aunt looked at Guo Yunchen angrily: "How dare she!"
"When your eldest aunt opened her mouth, your second aunt started to snap her fingers, making a clicking sound!"
Guo Yunchen: "..."
The eldest aunt is also having a hard time. She wants to tell a ghost story, but the audience is unwilling to cooperate.
The fourth aunt couldn't help laughing: "Your eldest aunt was interrupted several times, and finally she couldn't bear it anymore. She yelled, I'm going to the bathroom!"
Guo Yunchen was completely speechless. These aunts of his were so powerful, but they were not economical lamps!
After the fourth aunt finished speaking, she spread her hands and said, "That's why we're coming back!"
After a pause, she changed the topic: "However, we sisters-in-law have agreed to wait until March next year to watch the male college students rowing together."
Seeing that Guo Yunchen was hesitant to speak, the fourth aunt smiled and added: "Don't worry, next time we will all take our daughter-in-law with us to see the world and relax, and we will have someone to take care of us."
Suddenly, Guo Yunchen smiled and said, "If I'm not busy then, I'll go with you."
The fourth aunt suddenly burst into laughter: "Okay, okay!"
Mrs. Guo Yunying, who had just gotten up, sneezed hard and suddenly didn't want to get up. She thought that her mother-in-law had come back. She counted the days and found that today was another day when her father-in-law stayed away!
I'm afraid I will be forced to listen to my mother-in-law's ghost stories again at night——
Forget it, Mrs. Cloud Eagle leaned back and fell back on the soft and comfortable big bed. Alas, when will my mother-in-law go out to play again?
And her mother-in-law was throwing a tantrum in the bedroom, "The wardrobe is above, and the drawers below are just for ties and socks!"
As she said that, she opened the drawer under the wardrobe. Sure enough, it was a drawer full of socks, neatly arranged in order from white to black, from light to dark.
This old man went out with clothes and pants, but he didn't know how to bring socks, so he asked some younger brothers to borrow socks to wear!
She didn't know it at first, but later, when a group of family members were shopping at Hermès, and her sisters-in-law were looking at the bags, her old man actually ran to ask the clerk if he had any socks for sale!
I'm pissed I'm pissed!
Uncle Guo knew he was wrong, and laughed twice, "Well, I won't go out tonight."
The eldest aunt stayed out for a week and forgot that her husband still shared her. When she heard this, she immediately exploded: "Go, go find your vixen outside! I have someone to accompany you!"
After a pause, she continued to yell: "I'm going to London next year! Watch male college students rowing!" Uncle Guo paused, frowned, and rarely called his wife by name: "Wan Xin! Don't drive here! What a joke!"
Uncle Guo was serious, but the eldest wife calmed down. She smiled slightly. Because of her well-maintained smile, this smile had a bit of the charm of her youth:
"Who has time to joke with you! Not only am I going, I also made an appointment with someone who is younger than you, better looking than you, and can talk better than you!"
Well, the eldest daughter-in-law is indeed young and beautiful, and it’s very sweet to call her mom!
Mrs. Guo Yunying sneezed again inexplicably. She rubbed her nose with a suspicious face: I always feel that there are some troublemakers who want to harm me!
……
Let’s not mention Uncle Guo’s lawsuit for now.
After figuring out the whole story, Guo Yunchen was a little bit dumbfounded. He no longer worried about his uncles and aunts. He politely said goodbye to his fourth aunt and prepared to go back to his room, change his clothes and go to the company.
As soon as she turned around, she was called by the fourth aunt. The latter narrowed her eyes slightly, looked up and down, and spoke with great certainty: "Achen, what you are wearing are yesterday's clothes!"
The fourth aunt looked at him doubtfully: "You didn't go home yesterday? Are you living outside? You're not in the company yet -"
There must be a change of clothes in the company.
The fourth aunt was like Sherlock Holmes, pressing closer and closer: "Spent the night at a friend's house? Male or female?"
Guo Yunchen couldn't resist it at all. He smiled hard and tried to look as natural as possible, and explained: "Yesterday, a friend's birthday party was a little late, so I stayed overnight."
The fourth aunt smiled kindly: "Oh? Which friend is it? Male or female? I'll ask someone to make up for a birthday gift!"
Guo Yunchen said hurriedly: "It's a friend you don't know——"
The fourth aunt smiled more and more cordially: "You can introduce me and we'll get to know each other. I happened to buy a lot of Gucci Hermès bags this time, so I'll give her one as a gift."
Guo Yunchen immediately said: "It's a man, a man!"
This time, before the fourth aunt could open her mouth, he hurriedly looked at his watch and said hurriedly: "I'm going to be late for work, so let's not talk anymore!"
After saying this, Guo Yunchen turned around and ran away. His back was so embarrassed that he could be said to have fled in despair.
The fourth wife's raised voice came to my ears again: "Then when you get off work, let's continue chatting about your friends!"
Guo Yunchen paused, and in the next second, his long legs moved forward, almost flying upstairs.
The fourth wife smiled as she watched his figure disappear from sight, then turned around and called her sisters-in-law: "Sister-in-law? Are you here to massage?"
Although the sisters-in-law all love to play mahjong, they rarely get together to play - who doesn't have the status of president of several charitable foundations?
I'm busy with public relations and socializing every day, and I can't stop.
Therefore, for these sisters-in-law who have been together for decades, rubbing hemp actually has another meaning: gossip!Come quickly!
The eldest wife had just had a quarrel with Uncle Guo and was feeling unhappy. When she heard this, she lazily asked, "Who is it?"
The fourth wife didn’t show off: “Ah Chen!”
The eldest lady perked up and said, "...We'll be there soon!"
When the wives arrived, the fourth wife was sorting out the spoils of her trip to London - she didn't lie to Guo Yunchen, she really bought a bunch of Gucci and Hermès bags.
Noticing that the fourth wife was taking turns holding the bag and gesturing at herself, the eldest wife said disapprovingly: "Just call your daughters-in-law over and let them choose!"
(End of this chapter)
The fourth aunt sighed and said: "The old man's family and the third old man's family can't live together. The next day, we changed places. Your eldest aunt and I share a room."
The fourth aunt looked numb: "Well, my sister-in-law started telling me ghost stories -"
Guo Yunchen was also a little numb: "...and you two?"
A strange smile appeared on the fourth aunt's face, and she said calmly: "You know, when I was young and studying in Oxford, there were no red embroidered shoes here, but there were some local specialties."
The fourth aunt gave two examples easily: "For example, the ghost nun, and another example is Jack the Ripper."
Guo Yunchen: "...so?"
The fourth aunt smiled slightly: "When my sister-in-law tells me ghost stories, I will tell her European and American horror legends."
Hurt each other, come on, who is afraid of who!
The fourth aunt sighed again: "As a result, neither my eldest sister-in-law nor I could sleep well, so we changed rooms again. This time, the eldest sister-in-law can only sleep with the second sister-in-law."
Guo Yunchen thought about the strength of the second aunt who demolished the door with his bare hands. He was silent for a moment and asked tentatively: "Auntie, did you also tell the second aunt a ghost story?"
The fourth aunt looked at Guo Yunchen angrily: "How dare she!"
"When your eldest aunt opened her mouth, your second aunt started to snap her fingers, making a clicking sound!"
Guo Yunchen: "..."
The eldest aunt is also having a hard time. She wants to tell a ghost story, but the audience is unwilling to cooperate.
The fourth aunt couldn't help laughing: "Your eldest aunt was interrupted several times, and finally she couldn't bear it anymore. She yelled, I'm going to the bathroom!"
Guo Yunchen was completely speechless. These aunts of his were so powerful, but they were not economical lamps!
After the fourth aunt finished speaking, she spread her hands and said, "That's why we're coming back!"
After a pause, she changed the topic: "However, we sisters-in-law have agreed to wait until March next year to watch the male college students rowing together."
Seeing that Guo Yunchen was hesitant to speak, the fourth aunt smiled and added: "Don't worry, next time we will all take our daughter-in-law with us to see the world and relax, and we will have someone to take care of us."
Suddenly, Guo Yunchen smiled and said, "If I'm not busy then, I'll go with you."
The fourth aunt suddenly burst into laughter: "Okay, okay!"
Mrs. Guo Yunying, who had just gotten up, sneezed hard and suddenly didn't want to get up. She thought that her mother-in-law had come back. She counted the days and found that today was another day when her father-in-law stayed away!
I'm afraid I will be forced to listen to my mother-in-law's ghost stories again at night——
Forget it, Mrs. Cloud Eagle leaned back and fell back on the soft and comfortable big bed. Alas, when will my mother-in-law go out to play again?
And her mother-in-law was throwing a tantrum in the bedroom, "The wardrobe is above, and the drawers below are just for ties and socks!"
As she said that, she opened the drawer under the wardrobe. Sure enough, it was a drawer full of socks, neatly arranged in order from white to black, from light to dark.
This old man went out with clothes and pants, but he didn't know how to bring socks, so he asked some younger brothers to borrow socks to wear!
She didn't know it at first, but later, when a group of family members were shopping at Hermès, and her sisters-in-law were looking at the bags, her old man actually ran to ask the clerk if he had any socks for sale!
I'm pissed I'm pissed!
Uncle Guo knew he was wrong, and laughed twice, "Well, I won't go out tonight."
The eldest aunt stayed out for a week and forgot that her husband still shared her. When she heard this, she immediately exploded: "Go, go find your vixen outside! I have someone to accompany you!"
After a pause, she continued to yell: "I'm going to London next year! Watch male college students rowing!" Uncle Guo paused, frowned, and rarely called his wife by name: "Wan Xin! Don't drive here! What a joke!"
Uncle Guo was serious, but the eldest wife calmed down. She smiled slightly. Because of her well-maintained smile, this smile had a bit of the charm of her youth:
"Who has time to joke with you! Not only am I going, I also made an appointment with someone who is younger than you, better looking than you, and can talk better than you!"
Well, the eldest daughter-in-law is indeed young and beautiful, and it’s very sweet to call her mom!
Mrs. Guo Yunying sneezed again inexplicably. She rubbed her nose with a suspicious face: I always feel that there are some troublemakers who want to harm me!
……
Let’s not mention Uncle Guo’s lawsuit for now.
After figuring out the whole story, Guo Yunchen was a little bit dumbfounded. He no longer worried about his uncles and aunts. He politely said goodbye to his fourth aunt and prepared to go back to his room, change his clothes and go to the company.
As soon as she turned around, she was called by the fourth aunt. The latter narrowed her eyes slightly, looked up and down, and spoke with great certainty: "Achen, what you are wearing are yesterday's clothes!"
The fourth aunt looked at him doubtfully: "You didn't go home yesterday? Are you living outside? You're not in the company yet -"
There must be a change of clothes in the company.
The fourth aunt was like Sherlock Holmes, pressing closer and closer: "Spent the night at a friend's house? Male or female?"
Guo Yunchen couldn't resist it at all. He smiled hard and tried to look as natural as possible, and explained: "Yesterday, a friend's birthday party was a little late, so I stayed overnight."
The fourth aunt smiled kindly: "Oh? Which friend is it? Male or female? I'll ask someone to make up for a birthday gift!"
Guo Yunchen said hurriedly: "It's a friend you don't know——"
The fourth aunt smiled more and more cordially: "You can introduce me and we'll get to know each other. I happened to buy a lot of Gucci Hermès bags this time, so I'll give her one as a gift."
Guo Yunchen immediately said: "It's a man, a man!"
This time, before the fourth aunt could open her mouth, he hurriedly looked at his watch and said hurriedly: "I'm going to be late for work, so let's not talk anymore!"
After saying this, Guo Yunchen turned around and ran away. His back was so embarrassed that he could be said to have fled in despair.
The fourth wife's raised voice came to my ears again: "Then when you get off work, let's continue chatting about your friends!"
Guo Yunchen paused, and in the next second, his long legs moved forward, almost flying upstairs.
The fourth wife smiled as she watched his figure disappear from sight, then turned around and called her sisters-in-law: "Sister-in-law? Are you here to massage?"
Although the sisters-in-law all love to play mahjong, they rarely get together to play - who doesn't have the status of president of several charitable foundations?
I'm busy with public relations and socializing every day, and I can't stop.
Therefore, for these sisters-in-law who have been together for decades, rubbing hemp actually has another meaning: gossip!Come quickly!
The eldest wife had just had a quarrel with Uncle Guo and was feeling unhappy. When she heard this, she lazily asked, "Who is it?"
The fourth wife didn’t show off: “Ah Chen!”
The eldest lady perked up and said, "...We'll be there soon!"
When the wives arrived, the fourth wife was sorting out the spoils of her trip to London - she didn't lie to Guo Yunchen, she really bought a bunch of Gucci and Hermès bags.
Noticing that the fourth wife was taking turns holding the bag and gesturing at herself, the eldest wife said disapprovingly: "Just call your daughters-in-law over and let them choose!"
(End of this chapter)
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