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Chapter 73 Zhang Che is a good man!
Chapter 73 Zhang Che is a good man!
Zhang Che picked up the chalk, wrote a big "comment" on the blackboard with his backhand, turned around, and said passionately:
"First of all, you have to understand what a review is!"
"You can say that Zhang Che is a good person, or you can say that Zhang Che is so handsome. These are all comments, comments on me!"
The students suddenly burst into laughter. I don't know anything else. Narcissistic Director Zhang can be said to be No.1.
Zhang Che said again: "Then, you have to explain why Zhang Che is a good person and why he is so handsome—"
"Because he would rather not make a film, but also come to give you lessons!"
The students laughed again.
Zhang Che said with a smile: "It seems that everyone understands what a comment is. Let's talk about how to write it next."
"When you write a movie review, the first sentence is the most important. You have to tell the most attractive part of the whole movie!"
Song Huanxi was thoughtful, and if the film reviews were like this, could the script also be like this?
Zhang Che turned around, wrote the four big characters Jiangshan Beauty on the blackboard again, and tapped the blackboard: "Okay, please tell me, students, what is the most attractive part of this popular Jiangshan Beauty?"
Qin Haoyang immediately said: "When the emperor can have three palaces and six courtyards, he can marry several wives!"
Wang Yu scolded with a smile: "It's not certain whether you can marry a wife or not, and return to Sangong Sixth Courtyard. This film actually tells us that after becoming an emperor, we can go wherever we want!"
Zhang Che: "..."
This apprentice seems a little silly, is there too late to return the goods?
He ignored the pair of live treasures and looked at other students, "Do you have any other opinions? Don't be afraid, we are not taking an exam now."
The students were amused again, the atmosphere became active, and everyone began to speak one after another:
"That must be Li Feng's love tragedy. It's too tragic. I almost became a noble concubine, but died halfway!"
"It's all because the emperor is too scumbag, I forgot about Li Feng when I got back!"
"It's great to marry a big cow, alas, you women just like little boys!"
"Don't you men like beautiful women?!"
Seeing that the plot discussion had turned into a gender dispute, Zhang Che quickly tapped on the blackboard twice, "Okay, okay, it seems that everyone's opinions are basically unified. The most attractive thing about this movie is its tragic ending. wrong?"
All the students nodded their heads one after another. Although Song Huanxi hadn't seen the movie, he had learned a lot about it in the past few days and nodded in agreement.
Zhang Che suddenly laughed out loud, "Wrong! Big and very wrong!"
He directly made a big cross on the blackboard: "The most attractive thing about this movie is that it won many awards at the Asian Film Festival!"
"I'll just ask you guys, the first sentence of my film review is that "Beauty of the River and Mountain" successfully won the Best Actress Award and Best Director Award at the just-concluded Asian Film Festival——"
"If you are the audience, do you think, will you go to the cinema to watch such a movie?"
The students were all speechless. As expected of a well-known film critic with two roles in one person, he is indeed capable.
Song Huanxi completely put away his contempt for the somewhat informal director Zhang Che, and only felt that the Pei brothers' film industry was really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
"By the way," Zhang Che added with a smile: "In front of Lin Yu, all you need to say is that she is the best actress. Don't specify what award she won."
Relying on his status as a pro-disciple, Wang Yu immediately asked: "Why?"
Zhang Che's smile deepened: "Do you know the name of the grand prize of the Asian Film Festival, which changes every year?"
"The first one was called the Golden Harvest Award, and it was not bad. After that, the Golden Lion, the Golden Globe, and even the Golden Dragon all sound pretty good."
The corners of Zhang Che's mouth were completely opened, and he smiled happily: "It turned out to be here with Jiangshan Beauty, what is it called the Golden Gong Award!"
Hmph, back then Boss Pei Wu even specially called the major newspapers, please be merciful, just say best actress and best director, Jin Luo forget it!
In the name of Yuweng, he wrote it all up, but when he published it, he was taken down by the editor-in-chief!
Then he will speak in private!
Zhang Che smiled comfortably. The students looked at each other, and gradually a strange expression appeared on their faces——
Golden gong?
This is true——
Zhang Che had talked about gossip, and coughed twice: "By the way, there is one more thing to keep in mind when writing a movie review. No matter how much you like this movie, you must at least give nine praises and one criticism!"
"Otherwise, the audience will think you are a trustee of the film company!"
The students froze for a moment, then laughed again.
Zhang Che glanced at the group of students with ill intentions. At this moment, they all had smiles on their faces and looked very relaxed——
"Okay, that's all for the lecture, next, let's have a quiz!"
Seeing the smiles on the faces of these students froze and then turned into wailing, like melted wax figures, Zhang Che felt extremely relieved:
——Ge Laozi, everyone thinks Lao Tzu is a good person, right? !
——I'm in a bad mood, and I want to come here to make you bastards happy? !
——I want to fart!
As if one deep-water torpedo wasn't enough, Zhang Che dropped another depth-charge bomb: "By the way, you guys tried to write Liang Zhu yesterday afternoon, and it came out again, right?"
"Then write a movie review for the scene you guys lined up!"
The group of handsome men and beautiful women leaning against the wall was dumbfounded. They had a split yesterday, and no one would give in. Finally, they chose a section of Eighteen to send off, and each of them read a line——
How do you write a movie review? !
The other three groups were fine, and they all felt that there was something exciting about them. After Zhang Che handed out the paper, they all bit their pens and thought hard!
Song Huanxi is very serious, recalling yesterday's script and rehearsal, trying to find the most attractive part of it——
After a while, her eyes lit up, and she picked up the paper and brush to write.
Zhang Che didn't give everyone a lot of time. Exams, of course, the shorter the time, the more exciting!
Many people just made up a sentence or two and wanted to write more, but they were dragged away by the hard-hearted Zhang Che!
When he arrived at Song Huanxi's place, he looked at the calm girl who had already put down her pen, and then looked at the blank paper in front of her with only one sentence written on it. Zhang Che raised his eyebrows——
Several colleagues said that Miss Romeo was very good, but in his opinion, it was nothing more than——
This woman is really excellent!
Zhang Che picked up the test paper, read the content clearly, and immediately changed the comment.
When all the papers were collected, Zhang Che directly picked up the first one, "Okay, let's take a look together, what Miss Shen Mengru wrote—"
The students broke out in cold sweat. This is simply a public execution!
"Yesterday, the trainee training class rehearsed the famous play Liang Zhu. Liang Shanbo saw through Zhu Yingtai's daughter and tried to test her everywhere. It was very interesting... But the maidservant was rarely seen."
The students listened carefully at first, and burst out laughing when they heard the last sentence.
Shen Mengru was ashamed and annoyed, stood up and shouted: "Didn't Master Zhang say that nine praises and one derogation are required!"
The students were stunned for a moment, then laughed again, almost wanting to blow the roof over.
For some hot knowledge, Zhang Che was in politics in his early years and served as a colonel under Chiang Ching-kuo, specializing in power struggles.
(End of this chapter)
Zhang Che picked up the chalk, wrote a big "comment" on the blackboard with his backhand, turned around, and said passionately:
"First of all, you have to understand what a review is!"
"You can say that Zhang Che is a good person, or you can say that Zhang Che is so handsome. These are all comments, comments on me!"
The students suddenly burst into laughter. I don't know anything else. Narcissistic Director Zhang can be said to be No.1.
Zhang Che said again: "Then, you have to explain why Zhang Che is a good person and why he is so handsome—"
"Because he would rather not make a film, but also come to give you lessons!"
The students laughed again.
Zhang Che said with a smile: "It seems that everyone understands what a comment is. Let's talk about how to write it next."
"When you write a movie review, the first sentence is the most important. You have to tell the most attractive part of the whole movie!"
Song Huanxi was thoughtful, and if the film reviews were like this, could the script also be like this?
Zhang Che turned around, wrote the four big characters Jiangshan Beauty on the blackboard again, and tapped the blackboard: "Okay, please tell me, students, what is the most attractive part of this popular Jiangshan Beauty?"
Qin Haoyang immediately said: "When the emperor can have three palaces and six courtyards, he can marry several wives!"
Wang Yu scolded with a smile: "It's not certain whether you can marry a wife or not, and return to Sangong Sixth Courtyard. This film actually tells us that after becoming an emperor, we can go wherever we want!"
Zhang Che: "..."
This apprentice seems a little silly, is there too late to return the goods?
He ignored the pair of live treasures and looked at other students, "Do you have any other opinions? Don't be afraid, we are not taking an exam now."
The students were amused again, the atmosphere became active, and everyone began to speak one after another:
"That must be Li Feng's love tragedy. It's too tragic. I almost became a noble concubine, but died halfway!"
"It's all because the emperor is too scumbag, I forgot about Li Feng when I got back!"
"It's great to marry a big cow, alas, you women just like little boys!"
"Don't you men like beautiful women?!"
Seeing that the plot discussion had turned into a gender dispute, Zhang Che quickly tapped on the blackboard twice, "Okay, okay, it seems that everyone's opinions are basically unified. The most attractive thing about this movie is its tragic ending. wrong?"
All the students nodded their heads one after another. Although Song Huanxi hadn't seen the movie, he had learned a lot about it in the past few days and nodded in agreement.
Zhang Che suddenly laughed out loud, "Wrong! Big and very wrong!"
He directly made a big cross on the blackboard: "The most attractive thing about this movie is that it won many awards at the Asian Film Festival!"
"I'll just ask you guys, the first sentence of my film review is that "Beauty of the River and Mountain" successfully won the Best Actress Award and Best Director Award at the just-concluded Asian Film Festival——"
"If you are the audience, do you think, will you go to the cinema to watch such a movie?"
The students were all speechless. As expected of a well-known film critic with two roles in one person, he is indeed capable.
Song Huanxi completely put away his contempt for the somewhat informal director Zhang Che, and only felt that the Pei brothers' film industry was really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.
"By the way," Zhang Che added with a smile: "In front of Lin Yu, all you need to say is that she is the best actress. Don't specify what award she won."
Relying on his status as a pro-disciple, Wang Yu immediately asked: "Why?"
Zhang Che's smile deepened: "Do you know the name of the grand prize of the Asian Film Festival, which changes every year?"
"The first one was called the Golden Harvest Award, and it was not bad. After that, the Golden Lion, the Golden Globe, and even the Golden Dragon all sound pretty good."
The corners of Zhang Che's mouth were completely opened, and he smiled happily: "It turned out to be here with Jiangshan Beauty, what is it called the Golden Gong Award!"
Hmph, back then Boss Pei Wu even specially called the major newspapers, please be merciful, just say best actress and best director, Jin Luo forget it!
In the name of Yuweng, he wrote it all up, but when he published it, he was taken down by the editor-in-chief!
Then he will speak in private!
Zhang Che smiled comfortably. The students looked at each other, and gradually a strange expression appeared on their faces——
Golden gong?
This is true——
Zhang Che had talked about gossip, and coughed twice: "By the way, there is one more thing to keep in mind when writing a movie review. No matter how much you like this movie, you must at least give nine praises and one criticism!"
"Otherwise, the audience will think you are a trustee of the film company!"
The students froze for a moment, then laughed again.
Zhang Che glanced at the group of students with ill intentions. At this moment, they all had smiles on their faces and looked very relaxed——
"Okay, that's all for the lecture, next, let's have a quiz!"
Seeing the smiles on the faces of these students froze and then turned into wailing, like melted wax figures, Zhang Che felt extremely relieved:
——Ge Laozi, everyone thinks Lao Tzu is a good person, right? !
——I'm in a bad mood, and I want to come here to make you bastards happy? !
——I want to fart!
As if one deep-water torpedo wasn't enough, Zhang Che dropped another depth-charge bomb: "By the way, you guys tried to write Liang Zhu yesterday afternoon, and it came out again, right?"
"Then write a movie review for the scene you guys lined up!"
The group of handsome men and beautiful women leaning against the wall was dumbfounded. They had a split yesterday, and no one would give in. Finally, they chose a section of Eighteen to send off, and each of them read a line——
How do you write a movie review? !
The other three groups were fine, and they all felt that there was something exciting about them. After Zhang Che handed out the paper, they all bit their pens and thought hard!
Song Huanxi is very serious, recalling yesterday's script and rehearsal, trying to find the most attractive part of it——
After a while, her eyes lit up, and she picked up the paper and brush to write.
Zhang Che didn't give everyone a lot of time. Exams, of course, the shorter the time, the more exciting!
Many people just made up a sentence or two and wanted to write more, but they were dragged away by the hard-hearted Zhang Che!
When he arrived at Song Huanxi's place, he looked at the calm girl who had already put down her pen, and then looked at the blank paper in front of her with only one sentence written on it. Zhang Che raised his eyebrows——
Several colleagues said that Miss Romeo was very good, but in his opinion, it was nothing more than——
This woman is really excellent!
Zhang Che picked up the test paper, read the content clearly, and immediately changed the comment.
When all the papers were collected, Zhang Che directly picked up the first one, "Okay, let's take a look together, what Miss Shen Mengru wrote—"
The students broke out in cold sweat. This is simply a public execution!
"Yesterday, the trainee training class rehearsed the famous play Liang Zhu. Liang Shanbo saw through Zhu Yingtai's daughter and tried to test her everywhere. It was very interesting... But the maidservant was rarely seen."
The students listened carefully at first, and burst out laughing when they heard the last sentence.
Shen Mengru was ashamed and annoyed, stood up and shouted: "Didn't Master Zhang say that nine praises and one derogation are required!"
The students were stunned for a moment, then laughed again, almost wanting to blow the roof over.
For some hot knowledge, Zhang Che was in politics in his early years and served as a colonel under Chiang Ching-kuo, specializing in power struggles.
(End of this chapter)
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