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Chapter 32 I subtract 29 to equal 57, I am (Monkey)

[Okay, now I'm bursting too. 】

[If you are an adult, you need her mother to flush the toilet?This is not a giant baby, this f*cking Chunchun has half his brain missing! 】

[Then after school started, her mother left, and no one flushed the toilet for her, what happened? She didn't go to bed anymore? 】

"She's going to go, how could she not go to the bathroom, but," the netizen 'College students are really easy to die' mentioned that this seems to have collapsed, her voice suddenly raised, and the anger in her voice seemed to be able to penetrate the underworld and rush to the world Beat the giant baby roommate to death: "She asked us to flush her after going to the toilet. We disagreed and she would not flush the toilet, so that every time I returned to the dormitory after class, when I opened the toilet door, what I saw was yellow and smelly. Urine is a mess, I really want to die!"

"The picture is coming." Nan Wangshu put the potato chips in his hand and lost his appetite.

[Damn it, how did you manage to make me want to vomit through the cold screen. 】

【gross! 】

【Ah hello, I'm eating now! 】

[What the hell is eating this live broadcast! 】

[Looking good, love watching, talk more. 】

"Then why don't you let the counselor change the dormitory?" Nan Wangshu asked.

"I can't change it! The school has no more vacant beds, and the other dormitories don't want her!"

Wang Luoxin: "Yes, there is no solution."

"It's fine if you don't flush the toilet. She doesn't do sanitation, doesn't wash clothes, and doesn't even make her own bed. When we complained to the counselor, she said that she had never done these jobs since she was a child. The counselor The education criticizes her, she said on the surface that she will correct it, but she is still the same after returning to the dormitory. I really almost beat her several times, and then she is not alone in her work and rest. She does not sleep when the whole dormitory sleeps. The noise in the dormitory is full, and when we wake up, she will fall asleep again, but if she makes a little noise, she will scold her father and mother. We couldn't bear it anymore, and we had a big fight with her one day Later, I reported to the counselor that we would not go back to the dormitory unless she left, and at night, the counselor informed the roommate’s parents to come and pick her up.”

"It's time to die. Just when we thought the dormitory could finally be clean, her parents came to the school to make a fuss, saying that her daughter was bullied by us and had a heart attack. My God, who bullied whom, and said we didn't Taking care of her daughter’s food and daily life did not fulfill the responsibilities of a roommate. Now her daughter is living in the hospital, and the people in our dormitory are asked to pay. Mom also threatened to put us all in jail!"

【Going to college and going to jail? 】

【You guys are so good-tempered, I would have beaten her to death long ago. 】

[Sure enough, the daughter is so weird, and the parents are not a good thing! 】

【I really want to die when I meet this kind of person!】

[Those who know say that you are going to college, those who don't know think that you are breaking the rules of heaven. 】

Nan Wangshu: "I finally know how your screen name came about."

"God knows, all my social accounts have this name, and I will still use it until I die and go to hell!"

"So what happened to your roommate in the end?"

"The school persuaded her to rent a house outside. Her parents made a fuss for a while, and the school was overwhelmed by the disturbance and reported to the police once. They never dared to come again. Then because of this incident, it was quite big. The roommate was in The school was isolated and couldn't go on, so it was suspended for a while, and we didn't see her until we graduated."

Nan Wangshu: "Ah, then this ending is also very relieving, this 'college students are really easy to die' netizen, I hope you don't die so easily in your next life. Okay, thank you for sharing, and then connect the first Three netizens, 'Meng Po remember to remind me' Netizens are ready?"

Granny Meng remembered to remind me: "Get ready."

Nan Wangshu took a closer look at her screen name, and found it interesting: "Your screen name is 'Meng Po remembers to remind me', do you want Po Meng to remind you of something?"

Po Meng remembered reminding me that netizens almost roared: "Remember to remind me that I will never be a teacher in my next life, it's so easy to suffer from myocardial infarction!"

[I was also a teacher before I was alive, and I probably already guessed what the explosion incident you are talking about is. 】

[As a student who once made the teacher cry because of homework, I can probably guess why. 】

Seeing these bullet screens, Nan Wangshu and his group were very curious. Zhao Kefan, who was hiding aside and wearing a wig, pinched his throat and asked, "What's the matter? Tell me quickly."

Xue Wuyou in another corner: "Well, why does the sound of clips sound familiar?"

"I was an elementary school teacher before I was alive. I was a gardener in people's mouth, cultivating the flowers of the motherland, but the flowers are all rebellious. Every day I go to work and I feel so painful that I want to die. I remember that there is a homework problem like this. Other people's problems are a The little cute little monkey asked: I subtract 29 to get 57, I am (), the correct answer should be 57+29=86, but my students filled in, I am (monkey), my god.] "

The barrage is neat and uniform:

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm dying of laughter. 】

[I am a monkey hahahahaha. 】

Not only the barrage, but the people in front of the live broadcast computer laughed louder than the other. Wang Luoxin held Xue Wuyou's shoulders until she couldn't breathe, and the only professional Nan Wangshu covered her mouth and shook her shoulders violently He said: "What else?"

"Oh, don't laugh, I'm really sad. The homework I correct every day will be like this answer. The washing machine is one centimeter high, my father is 180 meters tall, the key is five meters long, there are 18.5 people on the bus, and the grandmother I walked 200 kilometers in an hour, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh therefore I really want to cry!"

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 】

[Grandma brand high-speed rail!Hahahahaha. 】

[My father is a Babel! 】

[Is it a washing machine in Little People's Country?Hahahahaha. 】

"They write essays. Within a month, their parents will divorce eight times, their cousin will die five times, and there will be ten heavy rains. It is my father who takes me to the hospital in the rain and asks them to write a diary. Write down how many times you poop a day, ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah a, a ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

[Hahahahahahahaha, report, I also wrote this when I was a child. 】

[The title of my composition when I was a child was about my grandma, so I wrote about my grandma hahahaha. 】

[Report, I participated in three grandma's funerals in my composition, and our teacher asked me that your grandma cheated three times? 】

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Nan Wangshu couldn't hold back anymore, tears filled her eyes as she laughed, "Why are you so outrageous, help!"

"I can't laugh at all, I'm really sad."

Nan Wangshu: "Sure enough, the smile won't disappear, it will only transfer hahahahahahahahaha!"

(End of this chapter)