The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 16 Filtering Fresh Water for Drinking

The next day, when the sun rose, everything happened unexpectedly.

On the deserted island, the three groups of guests of the program group got up one after another.

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Dihua CP, a top class soul caller, started to call souls early in the morning. Reba listened with her hands on her cheeks full of admiration. The scene was warm and romantic.

Fans of the audience who woke up early shouted that they needed insulin, this is too sweet!
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Kuntao CP, Kunkun graciously found Qingshui and asked sister Tao to get up to wash up. That cute little milk dog made sister Tao, who has always been gentle and intellectual, couldn't help but want to bully her.

The sister fans were bloodied by the cuteness, and they all shouted that I would also bully Kunkun.

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Fairy Beast CP, in the shed.

"Cough cough cough..."

Liu Tianxian was awakened by the smell of smoke early in the morning. The smell of smoke was different from the smell of dry wood burning in the firepit, but the refreshing smell of tobacco and nicotine.

Liu Tianxian opened his eyes in a daze, turned his head to look at the opposite floor across the fire pond, and found that Lu Lin had woken up and was smoking a cigarette with his legs crossed.

"Hey, the shed is only this big, and there are ladies, can you stop smoking?"

Liu Tianxian said helplessly.

Lu Lin turned his head to meet her eyes, and said apologetically, "I smoked yesterday. You didn't tell me. I thought you could accept the smell of smoke. I'm sorry."

Liu Tianxian waved his hand: "It's okay, it's just that it's a little too choking in the morning."

Lu Lin nodded suddenly: "That's it, then I'll go out and smoke."

Liu Tianxian hurriedly blocked the way: "You don't have any clothes on, it's very cold outside in the morning..."

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After a while, Liu Tianxian stood outside the shed, staring blankly at the rising sun on the sea, like a watchdog.

Her husband, on the other hand, smoked inside the house.

[Pfft ha ha ha, the fairy beast is indeed a fairy beast. 】

[Is this guy allergic to romance? 】

[Heavenly, why do you care about him, she deserves it for freezing to death! 】

【Immortal Beast, You Are My God Forever~】

【My poor angel, touch your head and don't cry...】

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In the China TV studio, the three program commentators had just sat down firmly when they saw the poor little fairy who was kicked out of the house by the smoking man.

Mother Liu scolded, not knowing whether to laugh or cry: "This brat, he will never find a girlfriend in his life."

Yang Mi hesitantly said, "This guy doesn't like girls at all, why is he looking for a girlfriend?"

Well, if you emphasize it a few times, if you tell a lie a thousand times, it will come true.

At the time of introduction, everyone thought that Tie Hanhan was gay, so no one robbed him.

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After smoking a cigarette, Lu Lin seemed to be full of buffs. He came out of the shed refreshed, faced the cold and rising sun in the morning, and stretched his waist.

Then, dip your fingers in some ground charcoal powder, stuff it in your mouth and brush your teeth.

Liu Tianxian stood beside him, pursing the corners of his lips, and kept rolling his eyes, but there was deep resentment.

"tui~"

Lu Lin spat out the charcoal and rinsed his mouth with coconut water. Seeing that Tianxian was still sulking, he leaned over and said in a low voice: "We are all adults, you should understand that men are early in the morning..."

"What's more, it's embarrassing for you, an immortal, to still sleep next to me."

"I crossed my legs because I was afraid that the audience would find out that smoking was to calm my mind. You were also awake, so I asked you to come out, and I will calm down inside."

"Otherwise, when I got up just now, it was the two of us who were embarrassed, and made the whole audience laugh!"

Liu Tianxian was stunned, but couldn't help but blush, and moved away from him, and then spat fiercely: "Hey, I'll build a new shed today, let's sleep separately."

Lu Lin nodded, patted his chest and said, "No problem, I'll help you later... But now, you have stockings in your travel bag, find one for me first."

Liu Tianxian's pretty face was instantly bloodshot, and she ducked into the shed with her head lowered, as if she was looking for stockings.

This scene, not to mention the three program commentators and the live broadcast audience, even the director and photographer who started to follow the filming, were all dumbfounded.

He wants stockings, so you can give them?
Do you want to be so obedient!
choke-

There was the sound of drawing a sword in the house, and Tianxian rushed out with the Eight-faced Han sword in his hand, and shouted shamefully and indignantly: "Ghost beast, die~!"

It is impossible to give silk stockings, so it is better to cut them for Yongzhi.

Seeing this, the editors, directors and photographers immediately burst into laughter: "Puff hahaha..."

The character of this celestial being is getting more and more broken, and he draws his sword to cut people at every turn.

Lu Lin waved his hands repeatedly and explained: "Don't make trouble, I want your stockings to filter the sea salt boiled last night, otherwise there are too many impurities and we can't eat it."

Liu Tianxian was stunned for a moment, then retracted his sword resentfully, and went back to the shed to look for stockings.

This kind of basic knowledge of survival in the wild is not only known by Lu Lin, she actually knows it too.

There is a lot of marine garbage washed ashore on a deserted island. Just pick up a clean large plastic bottle, cut off the bottom of the bottle with a sword, and then plug the mouth of the bottle with fine cloth such as stockings, and then get some clean charcoal, Plant ash, fine sand, yellow mud, and gravel are spread in the bottle layer by layer, which is a good filter.

Among them, plant ash and yellow mud are indispensable for the purification of fine salt by ancient methods, and can absorb harmful substances that are difficult to see with the naked eye.

It can not only filter sea salt impurities, but also filter drinking fresh water!

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The two worked together to make a simple filter with new stockings, and then boiled the yellowed sea salt cooked last night with coconut water, and poured it into the simple filter after the salt was completely dissolved.

The filtered salt water is already very clear. After repeated several times, it is re-boiled into salt, and it is no longer yellow, but white. It is crushed and ground with a beer bottle, and it is a good edible salt. Light coconut sweetness.

After the two got the edible salt, they took the large stainless steel basin and the empty wine bottle and went to the place where the banana leaves were chopped yesterday to find fresh water.

There is a big rock in that piece, and in the crevices of the rock, fresh water gathers and flows, and there is a small puddle under the rock, so it is very convenient to get water.

Well, the program team also considered that pampered celebrity guests would not have a strong ability to survive in the wild, so the selected islands are rich in resources.

Of course, the abundance of resources is only relatively speaking. Compared with the convenient metropolis, this island is undoubtedly a wilderness and hopelessness!

From yesterday to now, the Dihua group and the Kuntao group only ate some shellfish picked up by the sea, and not all of them could be eaten. Occasionally, they were lucky enough to pick up delicious shellfish, and the shellfish had no nails after cooking. The cover is big, and the amount is not to mention unpalatable.

The two groups have already been tossed enough, if not in front of the live broadcast camera, I am afraid they would have scolded their mothers long ago!

That is to say, the fairy and beast group relied on stealing and robbing, and relying on Lu Lin not talking about martial arts, they are not hungry... Well, they are full of food. The big seafood platter yesterday was originally enough for several people, but two A person is lighted up after a meal, and he hasn't digested it yet!
"Tiehanhan, look on the rock wall, is there a sheep peeing..."

Lu Lin was lowering his head to fetch water from the puddle under the huge rock, but Liu Tianxian suddenly pointed his head and made a sound in astonishment.

Lu Lin looked up, and suddenly his head was covered with black lines.

Indeed, there was a goat on the vertical steep mountain wall, licking the fresh water flowing in the crevices of the rock, and urinating while drinking the water. The urine mixed into the flowing fresh water and flowed to the puddle where Lu Lin drew water.

Liu Tianxian picked up a small stone and threw it upwards to drive it away.

But Lu Lin stretched out his hand to stop her, and said, "This cowardly sheep wants us to drink its urine, so let's eat its meat!"

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