The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 17 Liu Tianxian Explosively Swears Fuck Fuck! ! !

"Eat its meat?"

Liu Tianxian was stunned, looking at the nearly vertical steep mountain wall, he said speechlessly: "Can you climb it? Can you climb as fast as it? Even if you can get close, how can you catch it on the cliff?"

Goats are called goats because they can climb mountains.

Regardless of the four hooves, which can neither climb nor grasp, the friction is actually strong.

As long as there is a small bump on the cliff, the goat can stand and move around, looking thrilling and exciting, but it just doesn't fall off, just like jumping on Newton's coffin board.

The so-called rock-climbing masters of human beings, compared with goats, are probably little 欻欻!
"There is a sword, wait for me to climb up, slowly approach it, and stab it to death..."

Lu Lin put the sheathed Han sword behind his back, moved his muscles and bones close to the rock wall, and started to climb.

The director and cameramen were taken aback, and the leader, Sister Chen, hurriedly said: "Mr. Lu, this rock wall is too steep, our safety comes first, so don't take any risks."

Lu Lin looked back at her, nodded and said, "Okay, give me thirty catties of the meat that the film crew brought, and treat it as if I've caught the goat."

Sister Chen: "..."

Can we not make trouble?

If we do this, if the other two groups of guests go to jump into the sea, don't we have to give them big lobsters?
Seeing that she didn't speak, Lu Lin said hesitantly: "If you don't want to give meat, then don't stop it. Now that the food is in front of us, we can't let us watch it. Survival in the wilderness is risking your life. If you don't dare to let the guests risk their lives, how about you?" What kind of survival in the wilderness are you doing, just make it into a romantic drama!"

As he spoke, he was already using his hands and feet to climb up the rock wall.

Not to mention, his body is coordinated, his hands and feet are strong, and he climbs like that.

Sister Chen rushed into the camera and grabbed Lu Lin's big pink underpants: "Anyway, you can't climb~!"

Lu Lin didn't dare to climb anymore, so he had to free up one hand to protect the big pants: "Don't pull, the buttocks are going to be gone..."

Liu Tianxian couldn't laugh or cry when he saw it, and he helped Sister Chen and said, "If you are serious about rock climbing, you still have to wear a safety rope, so please stop making trouble."

Lu Lin turned his head and stared: "Where are you standing?"

"I put safety first!"

"..."

Liu Tianxian choked Lu Lin out of temper, and then said to Sister Chen: "The program team really can't do this, let us survive in the wilderness, and don't let us take risks to find food."

"If you keep doing this, even if Mr. Zhu Qiang, the survival expert, comes, you will starve to death!"

Reasonable or not, this is to the point.

Sister Chen was tongue-tied and was hesitating when suddenly the director's tall voice sounded through the intercom headset: "Tell them, as long as they don't take risks, the program team can send a piece of survival equipment that they don't have, and it will be used as compensation for hunting losses."

As if she had been pardoned, Sister Chen immediately relayed Gao Pang's words to the two.

Lu Lin and Tianxian looked at each other, and they nodded at the same time, agreeing.

However, after Lu Lin jumped off the rock wall, he said again: "Let us choose the equipment, otherwise you will send a tent, a moisture-proof pad, etc. Although we don't have it, we don't need it, so it's a loss! "

Sister Chen didn't need Gao Pang's instructions this time, and immediately said: "You can't pick, but you can draw. For the survival equipment in the film crew, you randomly pick a piece, and what you draw is nothing."

Lu Lin gave a thumbs up, smacked his lips and said, "As expected of being the director of a reality show, you have a quick brain."

Sister Chen raised her eyebrows proudly and exited the camera.

Lu Lin smiled, bent down to pick up a fist-sized stone, and threw it on the rock wall with his arms thrown aside.

call--

boom--

While Sister Chen and Liu Tianxian were stunned, the stone hit the goat's abdomen accurately with the sound of breaking through the air, like a small cannonball.

"Bah!"

The goat bleat miserably, and rolled down the steep mountain wall irregularly.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa~!!!"

Lu Lin let out the excitable cry of primitive hunting, and ran towards the place where the goat rolled and fell.

After Liu Tianxian came back to his senses, he jumped three feet high excitedly, and immediately exploded with a national quintessence: "Fucking awesome~!"

She was so excited, otherwise it would not be enough to vent her shock and even ecstasy.

And she is not the only one who swears, Sister Chen and all the directors filmed the video, and they all said in unison in astonishment: "Fucking awesome~!!!"

However, the goat's vitality was beyond imagination. After rolling and falling to the ground, it got up shaking its head and limped towards the banana forest.

Seeing that the mutton meal in his mouth was about to escape, Liu Tianxian became impatient: "Hurry up, don't let it run away!"

She yelled that the stone that she had picked up in her hand to drive away the goats had already been thrown out with all her strength, and hit the staggering and fleeing goats.

The point is, her accuracy is not bad. Yesterday Lu Lin climbed onto the coconut to avoid her pursuit. She picked up stones under the tree and hit Lu Lin's ass.

At this time, hitting the goat was quite accurate, the stone hit the goat's head with a bang!

"What..."

The goat was hit on the head, and immediately let out another scream, and rolled to the ground top-heavy.

Lu Lin was chasing after it, and before the goat got up again, it was screaming strangely, and a hungry tiger rushed up and pressed the goat under its body.

Then, he grabbed a goat horn with one hand, held down the struggling goat's head, and rubbed it hard on the ground.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa~!!!"

Liu Tianxian chased up from behind, imitating Lu Lin to make a strange cry, reached out and pulled out the Eight-faced Han Sword behind him, held the hilt with one hand, pressed the tip of the sword with the other, pressed it against the goat's neck, and stabbed it hard.

puff--

This method is quite clean and neat.

"Fucking awesome~!!!"

Sister Chen and the others were stunned, and once again they all praised the quintessence of the country.

Liu Tianxian's sturdy figure doesn't look like a half-sister fairy, but a wild hunter!
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[Fucking awesome~! ! ! 】

【What a mouthful~! ! ! 】

【What did I see? ? ? 】

[The blood is boiling! 】

[The painting style of the celestial being is completely lost by the celestial beast...]

【She is not our fairy, it must be a hallucination! 】

[True Survival in the wild! 】

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In the studio of China Television, Yang Mi was dumbfounded and exclaimed: "These two people really played the show as survival in the wilderness."

Mother Liu covered her face with her hands, and lamented, "Qiqian's character design has completely collapsed!"

Survival expert Zhu Qiang was excited: "Crash what? Ms. Liu really impressed me, she threw stones so accurately, it's rare that she can use a sword!"

"This is Ms. Liu. Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to help Mr. Lu at all. Even if I have a sword in my hand, I will be in a hurry. Maybe I will hurt Mr. Lu who is entangled with the goat!"

Liu's mother heard him praise her daughter so much, she couldn't help but said with pride: "Sissy is just a striker, the main reason is that the brat is so powerful, with such strength, he smashed the goat down with a stone, and he ran like flying, but he was able to catch up with it goat……"

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PS: Collection, collection, my lovely collection!
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