The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 380: I envy the mules and horses who are still working overtime. If I had known better, I would not have resigned!
Chapter 380

[Pfft hahaha, let’s see if the fairy beast is still wandering around...]

[I still say the same thing, if this was also rehearsed, Director Ma would be so awesome! 】

[But this is obviously Qian Bao’s laugh scene, it’s finished. 】

[Obviously it was the fairy beast who was booed first and couldn't hold it anymore, we Qian Bao only laughed when he saw him confused! 】

[Idiots, go away, who is interested in hearing you blame the blame while we are having fun...]

[Enemies, the demons and ghosts are quickly retreating... It's a great time to have fun, which will make you feel unappetized...]

[Really, I want to laugh when I see these two people appearing together, hahaha...]

[Is the movie they acted in definitely a tragedy? 】

[Who said it was a tragedy? I told you it was a comedy. How come no one believed it? 】

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The water friends in the online live broadcast room were almost as happy as the live audience.

After all, one of the forms of comedy is unexpected comedy!

Chaplin once said that it is not funny for a person to slip on a banana peel, but that it is funny for a person to fall from happiness to sadness in an instant.

Lu Lin, a guy who usually likes to make people laugh, was confused by the boos from the audience and the fairy's laughter. This was undoubtedly the biggest source of laughter.

However, anyone who knows Lu Lin knows that this person does not know what embarrassment is.

That has always been my belief, as long as I am not embarrassed, others will be embarrassed.

Therefore, his confusion only lasted for a moment. When the audience's laughter and boos stopped, he looked at a live broadcast camera with a green light on and said, "Director Ma, this time doesn't count. I'll do it again."

As soon as this statement came out, the audience burst into laughter again.

They [special viewers] all know that there are red and green indicators on the live broadcast camera.

The green light means that the scene the director broadcasts to the live audience is the scene captured by this camera.

The monitor Ma Ershui watched was the same as the live broadcast audience.

but……

About 1 minute ahead of time!

In other words, the images seen by the live broadcast audience are actually delayed. If there is a performance accident, the director team can make adjustments in time.

From the beginning to the end, Ma Ershui did not let the director cut the scene or anything. He mainly believed that Lu Lin could save the scene.

After all, playing cards that don't follow common sense is Lu Lin's specialty!
Since you like to mess around, then go ahead and mess around as hard as you can, just don’t make it really awkward for me!

"Don't be poor. Director Ma has a heart attack. Keep performing..."

At the entrance of the stage, someone shouted, urging Lu Lin to continue performing and not let him start over.

However, this was not Ma Ershui's idea, someone was causing trouble!
Ma Ershui, who was in front of the backstage monitor, was furious when he heard the sound. He cursed on the intercom: "Who is yelling nonsense?"

"Find him for me and put him in the toilet!"

"When the show is over, I will push him into the toilet with my own hands and drown him alive~!"

This time, he was really angry.

Because the old director knew very well that although Lu Lin's words were clever, the only way to continue the sketch was to start over.

Only in this way can the audience mentally skip this episode and enter the plot rhythm of the sketch.

But now if the turtle grandson is allowed to act mischievously, he is really on the verge of causing an accident!

"Okay, then continue..."

While Ma Ershui was frightened, Lu Lin on the stage was already smacking his lips and accepting the urging from the sidelines.

Then, he turned to look at the immortal and urged: "Mother Gua, please say something quickly..."

As soon as these words came out, the whole audience burst into laughter again.

What is Tie Hanhan?
This is called Tie Hanhan!

Only a person as shameless as him could do this kind of thing, without any embarrassment!

Tianxian had already suppressed his laughter, but seeing his shameless look and being affected by the laughter of the audience, he immediately laughed again.

Moreover, he couldn't stop laughing and couldn't help it. Under Lu Lin's urging, he could barely hold back a sentence: "Ahem, Tiehanhan..." Lu Lin's face turned dark. He said angrily: "Next sentence."

Although Tianxian laughed a lot, he had already memorized his lines by heart. He subconsciously followed Lu Lin's guidance and said the next line: "The child's father..."

Lu Lin immediately beamed: "Hey~!"

Tianxian: "..."

This is not a skit at all.

This is deliberately taking advantage of her.

She used to act in sketches and didn't feel anything wrong. Now that Lu Lin did this, she instantly became a big blush.

The laughter stopped!
The same was true for the audience at the scene. They had already watched the rehearsal N times, and they were also stunned by Lu Lin's unseriousness.

Then, there was a roar of laughter, clapping hands: "Pfft hahahaha..."

Lu Lin saw that the immortal was no longer laughing, so he continued: "Since you call my child his father, what is the name of our child?"

This is a typical example of taking advantage of others.

Tianxian: "..."

Tianxian was completely confused, and his pretty face turned red from suppressing it.

If it hadn't been for the Spring Festival Gala stage, she would have drawn her sword and shouted: "Tiehanhan, suffer death~!" 】

Lu Lin saw her blushing and staring without saying anything, so he struck again while the iron was hot: "I've thought about this. I'll call her Lu Xiaoxian. It's suitable for both boys and girls. What do you think?"

Tianxian: "..."

Tianxian covered his face with his hands, trying to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.

Then, he tempered a big sword from the center of the earth, and then came out to hack this unruly Tiehanhan to death!

The audience under the stage was already going crazy with joy.

This "fun" is not an adjective, it is really "fun", everyone is grinning with their mouths wide open and laughing.

Even if there is a live camera to capture the audience's reaction, even if he knows that his ugly behavior will be filmed, he can't help it!

In front of the backstage monitor, the chief director Ma Ershui also happily slapped his thigh, laughing and scolding: "I suspect this kid was planning to do this when he was writing the book!"

The assistant beside him smiled and nodded: "That's absolutely the case, otherwise the rhythm wouldn't be so smooth if we hung up now, it would be amazing!"

After the two of them finished speaking, they couldn't help being stunned at the same time, looking at each other with wry smiles.

Lu Lin has another show tonight.

And judging from the current situation, there may be a lot of off-board moves that are still being held back.

If you do this, you will definitely get ratings!

But it’s also really scary!
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[If you dare to tease me like this on the Spring Festival Gala stage, I think the entire domestic entertainment industry is like a fairy beast! 】

[It has to be a fairy beast cp, who will take care of my happiness for most of the year]

[I suspect that the immortals can’t help but burst out. Immortal beasts are so good at teasing people...]

[Please put away your doubts, if this was not on the Spring Festival Gala stage, the gods would have exploded! 】

[Lu Xiaoxian, thanks to the immortal beast, it is indeed suitable for both boys and girls, quack quack]

[Fortunately, I was working overtime and didn’t watch the Spring Festival Gala with my parents. Otherwise, if the fairy beast had done this, I would have been forced to get married...]

[Don’t mention it, these lines from the fairy beast are more amusing than the awkward marriage and childbirth sketches in previous years]

[So, this sketch won’t be a sketch to promote marriage, right? 】

[Please don’t, my parents and I are watching it together...]

[Same, now I’m a little envious of the mule horses who are still working overtime. If I had known better, I wouldn’t have resigned...]

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