The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 381 It’s Chinese New Year, selling my wife for fun~!

Chapter 381

"Let's go down first and start again..."

On the studio stage, Tianxian covered his pretty red face with one hand and pulled Lu Lin off the stage with the other hand, wanting to start the show again.

Otherwise, Lu Lin would have kept up this rhythm and wouldn't have performed a skit tonight. Tie Hanhan would definitely be able to tease her, and she would die of embarrassment on this Spring Festival Gala stage.

"What are you going down for?"

Lu Lin grabbed Tianxian with his backhand, raised the crutches he was holding in his other hand, and said angrily: "These crutches haven't been sold yet!"

Tianxian was stunned for a moment, and also said angrily: "Everyone here has good legs and feet. Who will buy your broken crutches? Don't sell them..."

Lu Lin hesitantly said: "To make this pair of crutches, I worked hard and put together materials. I didn't sleep for a whole day and a night. If I don't sell them, won't I be compensated?"

"Besides, you still don't know me well. I can fool him into telling the truth, and I can make a young couple live a good life and fool them into breaking up."

"I'm selling crutches today. With a pair of good legs, I can trick him into being lame!"

As soon as these words came out, the audience was also stunned.

In front of the monitor backstage, Old Man Ma slapped his thigh excitedly: "Pah! This thief is really going back~!"

The assistant next to him was even more stunned: "It's amazing! It's so silky! If this hadn't been planned in advance, I would have pushed myself into the toilet and drowned!"

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On the stage, Tianxian also realized that Lu Lin's teasing words were all premeditated.

So, he immediately announced his personal vendetta, pinched Lu Lin's waist hard, and blamed him: "If you continue to fool people like this, I won't break your leg next time you ride a motorcycle, and I'll break your arm too." Come on, let’s see how you can save money and make yourself a crutch!”

This line clearly explains the plot's antecedents.

I broke my leg while riding a motorcycle and made crutches for myself. After my leg healed, I sold it.

Moreover, there are also characters!

Because the whole world knows that Lu Lin loves to ride motorcycles, which is logical and reasonable!

"It's Chinese New Year, don't say bad words..."

Lu Lin glared at Tianxian, then smiled and said: "We kidnapped and sold these two children today, and kept the money to buy toys for our future child!"

Tianxian was stunned again, and the blush on her pretty face that had gradually faded suddenly appeared on her cheeks again and turned red.

The audience laughed and roared again.

This is another thing that was not seen in the rehearsal!
It's so cool!

Tianxian suppressed his embarrassment and once again avenged his personal revenge. He pinched Lu Lin's waist and said, "Aren't you lying to me by selling my kidnapping to someone with good legs and feet?"

Lu Lin was not ashamed and said with a smile: "Those who wish to take the bait will take the bait, understand... Just cooperate and act based on my eyes..."

While the two were talking, the tall fat man who had been waiting at the entrance for a long time finally appeared on the stage on his bicycle.

The audience followed the rehearsed procedure and immediately gave him warm applause.

It's very deliberate!

It's like a stress reaction!

This made the scene lively, but the audience watching the live broadcast was somewhat confused and couldn't relate to it at all.

After all, Fatty Gao has always been a behind-the-scenes director, and his fame is limited to those within the industry and some fanatic fans who pay close attention to entertainment trends.

The vast majority of the audience in front of the screen did not know him at all. Even if they knew that he was a domestic gold medal variety show director, they did not know what he looked like.

Especially for middle-aged and elderly TV viewers who don't know Tall Fatty, this lively applause is undoubtedly abrupt in their eyes.

One word, embarrassing!

Lu Lin also felt awkward, so he ignored the audience's applause and followed his own rhythm. He elbowed Tianxian and raised his chin to the tall fat man who came on the bicycle: "Here we come, that's it. Just shout two!" To attract customers..."

Tianxian immediately cooperated and began to hawk, but not very seriously: "Wait, turn, turn~!"

Gao Fatty was riding his bicycle well. When he heard the sound, he immediately went off track and made a big turn on the stage. He almost fell down: "I said, what are you giving me? You know where I want to go, so just let me Turn?"

Lu Lin reminded Tianxian from the side: "You forgot to shout [sell]..."

Tianxian suddenly nodded and shouted again: "Sell it! Sell it!"

Lu Lin was speechless and reminded him again: "Shout..." Tianxian shouted in a serious voice, "It's been kidnapped~! It's been kidnapped~!"

This company was connected, but the order was reversed. Trafficking was called trafficking, and the meaning was completely different.

Coupled with her shouting at the top of her lungs, people who didn't know better thought she was being held hostage by human traffickers and was seeking help.

Very good joke!

According to the rehearsal process, the audience should be laughing.

But the audience probably discovered that Lu Lin didn't care about their rhythm at all, so they had no choice but to abandon the rhythm and stopped forcing laughter.

All that’s left is a knowing smile after watching it countless times!
Of course, there are also those guys who really have a low point of laughter. Even if they have watched the rehearsal N times, they can't help laughing at this time, grinning like a village fool.

This is the charm of classic sketches. Even if you have watched it N times, you can still find happiness in it when you watch it again!
This is true for the live audience, not to mention the audience watching the live broadcast. The stunning impact of experiencing it for the first time can really make people laugh...

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[I knew Xibao had a talent for comedy, hahahaha~! 】

[This serious little appearance is so funny that it doesn’t pay for your life]

[He is a completely cool-faced smiler, especially when he cooperates with the fairy beasts, his tacit understanding is simply unbelievable]

[Fairy Beast CP never disappoints me, the chemical reaction between the two is so powerful]

[Oh my god, I just discovered that the working overtime workers in the company were secretly watching the Spring Festival Gala. The whole company was laughing like crazy]

[I finally cooked the quick-frozen dumplings after get off work. I just ate one and I was drooling all over it.]

[Do you still dislike your own saliva?Just eat it! 】

[I feel really uncomfortable right now. I wanted to drink something white to go with the dumplings, but just to try to make me feel a little tipsy, Ma Dan laughed and choked on the drink, and burst into tears...]

[Now I believe it, "Heavenly Love" is definitely a comedy. With these two people together, it's hard not to be funny! 】

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The audience watching the live broadcast was overjoyed by the serious and nonsensical shouting of the immortal.

And the tall fat man on the stage was completely unable to ride his bicycle. He stared and asked, "What's going on? Who wants to kidnap you? He dares to kidnap women in broad daylight!"

Tianxian stopped blindly and corrected her seriously: "It's not abducting women... it's girls!"

Fatty Gao: "..."

Fatty Gao shook his head speechlessly, turned to look at Lu Lin next to him, frowned and asked, "Are you abducting women?"

He looked like he was going to act bravely.

But Tianxian once again corrected him inappropriately: "It's a girl~!"

Fatty Gao: "..."

Fatty Gao was completely speechless.

Lu Lin was also amused by Tianxian's stubbornness and explained to Fatty Gao: "She just lacks a brain. There is no kidnapping. We are a couple."

Tianxian nodded and said: "Well, uncle, don't get me wrong, we have nothing to do!"

Fatty Gao smacked his lips helplessly, and couldn't help complaining: "You two, you two are really interesting. You are selling your wife for fun during the Chinese New Year..."

This conversation is full of laughs.

It was almost a hit point every sentence, and the audience's knowing laughter never stopped as the conversation between the three people continued.

Especially at the end, Fatty Gao's miraculous remarks made the knowing laughter in the studio directly turn into uncontrollable laughter.

It's so sharp that I can't help but feel nervous no matter how many times I watch it!

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ps: Here we come, there will be more in a while!

(End of this chapter)