The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 382 The nerve endings are necrotic and the face is swollen!

Chapter 382

[Ah ah ah, pay for my dumplings, eat one and laugh once, I will go crazy! 】

[Oh my God, I’m so ridiculous. I’ve been amused by a few words N+1 times...]

[No wonder we have to set up a relationship between husband and wife. It turns out that we are waiting here, playing with the god of selling a wife! 】

[Where can I buy a daughter-in-law like Tianxian? I’ll spend all my money to buy one...]

[What kind of mental state was the fairy beast in when he wrote this sketch? It’s so funny! 】

[The key is, it’s not an embarrassing sketch, it’s purely funny. This is so rare! 】

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The audience inside and outside the venue were applauding for the exquisite dialogue design.

On the stage, the plot also officially unfolded, and more exciting things are yet to come.

After Fatty Gao finished complaining, he was about to leave on his bicycle.

But Lu Lin and Tianxian bit their ears from behind and muttered: "This big brother... looks very serious... we should tell him, otherwise we will find out at a late stage!"

The two said they were biting their ears, but their voices were not quiet at all. It was clear that they were deliberately fishing.

Fatty Gao felt that it was awkward, so he tied up his bicycle and didn't leave. He glared and scolded: "What's going on with you two? Why are you cursing people behind their backs?"

"I'm healthy, why am I in the advanced stage?"

"Why don't you say something nice to celebrate the Chinese New Year!"

This seems to be a trap.

The audience at the scene all knew what was going to happen, and some Bengbu residents laughed in advance.

Lu Lin and Tianxian hurriedly waved their hands and said apologetically: "Don't get excited, I'm not cursing you... I just saw something wrong, and you don't believe it even if I say it..."

Fatty Gao said angrily: "Whether I believe it or not, you have to tell me first! Tell me what's going on. If you can't tell me one, two, three, I'm not done with you two!"

This is on the bar.

Just drill into the condom yourself.

Amid the laughter of the audience, Lu Lin put on a confident posture and said: "Leave aside your illness, I know what you do!"

Fatty Gao also laughed, with disdain and disbelief: "You don't know me, how could you know what I do?"

Lu Lin stroked his non-existent goatee and said firmly: "You are the chef! The best chef in the restaurant!"

Fatty Gao's smile faltered: "You..."

Lu Lin said in amusement, "Just say that, right?"

The tall fat man couldn't laugh at all, and his face was full of surprise.

Obviously, he was right!
Tianxian was also surprised and asked in a low voice from behind: "How do you know he is a chef?"

Lu Lin put away his inscrutable look and said quietly: "He has a big head and a thick neck. If you are not a rich man, you are just a cook!"

This sentence made the immortals laugh and also made the audience laugh.

bang——

Tianxian suppressed his laughter and gave him a punch: "Speak seriously."

Lu Lin smiled and explained: "He is riding a bicycle in a dusty way. It looks like he has just come home from get off work. Plus, he is covered in cooking fumes and the smell of food. It must be that the hotel chef has not run away!"

The logic is instantly full.

It's like playing a suspense detective game.

Fatty Gao put away his surprise and admitted angrily: "You guessed it right... You just said to me, what is serious and what is late? What's going on?"

He took the initiative to ask, no doubt he was really into the trap.

Lu Lin suddenly awakened to his true nature, put on the posture of a half-baked barefoot doctor, and said in a mysterious manner: "In recent times, have you felt that any part of your body is different from the past? Think about it seriously!"

This is the classic trick of liars, throwing questions to you and making you suspicious.

Then, follow your train of thought and scare you to death.

The tall fat man had already fallen into the trap, scratching his cheek and thinking hard: "I didn't realize it... It's just that my face is getting bigger and bigger, as if I've gained weight..."

Bang - Lu Lin suddenly slapped his thigh and said, "Do you know why your face is so big? This is not about getting fat!"

The tall fat man was confused: "You're not eating to get fat?"

Lu Lin nodded solemnly and said: "It's not because you're fat, it's because your peripheral nerves are necrotic and your face is swollen!"

Fatty Gao: "Ah???"

Tianxian: "Ah???"

Lu Lin was full of nonsense about running a train, which confused the two of them and made the laughter at the scene even bigger.

Especially the tall and fat man, who has a silly and cute look that he doesn't even know he has been tricked into, is very funny when viewed from the perspective of a bystander.

It is a very sharp contrast to the previous warm-hearted and courageous image.

Coupled with the tacit cooperation of the three people, the knowing laughter in the studio never stopped!
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[No, I’m really laughing so hard that I can’t even eat the dumplings...]

[Don’t eat it yet, it won’t be easy until you laugh again later! 】

[This sketch will make a few people watching the live broadcast laugh to death tonight~! 】

[The nerve endings are necrotic and the face is swollen... How did the fairy beast come up with this outrageous line? It's so crazy...]

[In the past, I’ve seen Fatty Gao mistreating guests on shows, but I didn’t expect him to be like that when he plays the role of a silly and cute uncle, hahaha]

[You still don’t know Director Gao, he was a top student in both directing and acting when he was young]

[Fatty Gao plays an important role in "Heavenly Love", and his performance is really amazing, completely overpowering the immortal beasts and immortals! 】

[Let me tell you, I really want to go see a movie. I haven’t been to a cinema in several years...]

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The water friends in the online live broadcast room were lively watching sketches.

On the stage in the studio, the three people's tacit performance continued.

The tall fat man came to his senses from the daze and asked hesitantly: "What, what is nerve ending necrosis?"

Lu Lin pointed at his waist, then at his feet, and said: "Below the waist...feet up...legs! The nerves in the legs are broken!"

Fatty Gao immediately shook his head and said, "No, there's nothing wrong with my legs."

Lu Lin waved his hand and pointed at the spacious stage: "You don't believe it, right? If you don't believe it, take two steps! It's okay, take two steps! Let's go~!"

Fatty Gao was hesitant and followed the instructions.

However, there is really nothing wrong with it.

But Lu Lin was so stubborn that he said he was sick even though he wasn't sick: "I can tell, it's just that your legs are sick, one leg is short."

"I know you still don't believe it. Let's try it. I'm sure we can get it out."

"Lift your leg as high as you can with my hand, then lower it as hard as you can, okay?"

Fatty Gao was still hesitant. He raised his leg according to Lu Lin's instructions, and then lowered it hard.

bang——

The stage was stomped by the tall fat man and made a muffled sound.

Lu Lin nodded with satisfaction, raised his palm and lowered it, then commanded his leg to stomp several times in succession.

bang——

bang——

bang——

Amidst the muffled sound, Lu Lin suddenly stopped his palm and asked, "Is this leg numb? If it's numb, it means it's sick!"

Fatty Gao nodded blankly and said with some surprise: "Uh... numb..."

Tianxian was also watching in amazement. He tugged on Lu Lin's sleeve and asked, "Why is he numb?"

Lu Lin said quietly: "If you stomp, you will be numb!"

(End of this chapter)