The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 383 Xibao’s resentment is both true and false!

Chapter 383

The knowing laughter in the studio turned into laughter again.

I can't help but watch this scene no matter how many times I watch it!

In the online live broadcast room, there was a barrage of [Hahahaha...].

It seems that at this moment, everyone is laughing, and no one can type normally and send a barrage with text.

I can only express my feelings with a series of [Hahahaha...]!

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On the stage, with the audience laughing, Lu Lin urged Fatty Gao while he was working: "Start walking again, don't control it, just follow your feelings."

"Your legs are [-]% sick."

"Yes... walk relaxedly... walk quickly..."

Under the urging, the tall fat man started walking again, circling the spacious stage.

Only this time, since one leg was still numb, I couldn't help but feel a little lame.

This startled the tall fat man himself: "Oh, my God, why am I lame?"

The immortal watched Bengbu live, and he said with joy: "Tiehanhanhanyou is so wicked, you fooled other people's good legs into lameness..."

God complains again.

The laughter from the audience below the stage was getting louder and louder.

Under such a dense attack of laughter, I really couldn't bear it.

Even if I have watched it many times!

At this time, the tall fat man on the stage seemed to have heard Tianxian's complaints. He limped up to Tianxian and asked: "Sister, what are you talking about?"

Lu Lin hurriedly caught the conversation and explained: "My wife has noticed it. She said you were lying and you are lame. You are really sick in your legs!"

Fatty Gao nodded suddenly, and asked in distress and confusion: "Then why haven't you noticed it before?"

The immortal spirit of complaining awakened and once again complained honestly: "You have never met this Tiehanhan before. If you had met him earlier, you would have been fooled and lame..."

When this line came out of her mouth, it had some real meaning.

After all, she had gone through Lu Lin's trick of hanging an antelope's horns without leaving any trace, too many times.

Just like just now, Lu Lin used a trick that wasn't in the book to take advantage of her. She was so embarrassed that she died of embarrassment!

"Pfft hahaha..."

Most of the audience at the scene also heard Tianxian's sincere complaints, and the knowing laughter instantly turned into laughter.

Including Lu Lin and Gao Fatty, they almost both laughed.

This girl is starting to act out of the usual ways!

Simply overwhelming!
"call……"

Fatty Gao took a deep breath, resisted the urge to laugh, walked up to Lu Lin with a lame leg, and asked anxiously: "Brother, what's going on with my leg?"

Lu Lin pointed to his lame leg and explained, "You had a sprained leg when you were a child."

Fatty Gao immediately shook his head: "This one didn't, but the other one did."

Lu Lin: "..."

Lu Lin was stunned for a moment, and then said decisively: "It's moved! It's moved to this leg!"

"Don't believe it, this is caused by your work. It turns out that you are not a pushover, you are a cutter. You keep putting force on this leg, which makes this leg heavier and heavier..."

"In mild cases, you stand on tiptoe, in severe cases, you have necrosis of the femoral head, and in the later stages, you are in a vegetative state..."

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[Oh my god, you have to smile so much that my cheeks hurt! 】

[Xianbao’s resentful energy, real and fake, real and fake, it’s hard to tell the difference! 】

[The fairy beast is so capable of bullshit, can Te Meow's sprained leg be transferred? 】

【Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……】

[There is nothing wrong with the basic logic. Anyone who learns to be a chef should start by cutting blocks first...] [In the future, the fairy beasts will write suspense novels...]

[Funny suspense novel, hahaha...]

【Ha ha ha ha……】

[I’m so crazy, I really hope this sketch can continue, hahaha...]

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There are still very few water friends who can type normally in the live broadcast room, and the barrages of "Hahaha..." account for [-]%.

But it seems a bit difficult to continue performing sketches.

Because it's coming to an end!
On the stage, Fatty Gao was completely confused and said anxiously: "Brother, what medicine can I use to heal my leg?"

Lu Lin sighed and shook his head: "Medicine doesn't work!"

Tianxian quietly urged from the side: "You are celebrating the Chinese New Year, don't let people take medicine, please tell me to abdicate..."

As soon as these words came out, it was a point.

He deceived people into lameness and then sold the crutches.

Snapped--

Lu Lin suddenly slapped his thigh and said cheerfully to Fatty Gao: "Look, my wife knows that you need to use crutches for your legs!"

The tall fat man blinked blankly: "I am about to become a vegetative state. Can I use crutches?"

Lu Lin nodded affirmatively and explained again in a nonchalant manner: "This is called prescribing the right medicine, do you understand?"

"Look, after you get on crutches, are your legs balanced?"

"When it's balanced, it won't compress the nerves, and it'll get better little by little."

"Is this the reason?"

Fatty Gao opened his mouth stupidly and nodded blankly: "It seems...that's the reason..."

But then, he said anxiously: "Then where can I buy abductions during the Chinese New Year?"

Tianxian immediately picked up Lu Lin's pair of abducts and reminded him: "Isn't this right? I just want to sell you this pair of abducts."

Lu Lin frowned and pretended to be angry: "What are you selling? Do you still want money? It's fate that my eldest brother and I met, so wouldn't it be over if I just gave it to him?"

With that said, he took the crutch from the immortal's hand and said to Fatty Gao with great enthusiasm: "Take the crutch~!"

It was like a medal ceremony, and the audience roared with laughter.

Fatty Gao was immediately moved. He glanced at Tianxian and said, "Brother, I can't ask for it for free. You tell me how much I'll sell it for, and I'll give you the money. Otherwise, this younger sister..."

Lu Lin immediately took over the conversation: "I understand, a girl like her wants money, and you can't help but refuse to give it. It seems like we are short of a few dollars."

"Let's see, when I bought this kid for two hundred, you get half of it."

"It's half sale and half giveaway. I'll make you my friend, big brother!"

After all, it still costs money.

This is a hard-to-get game.

But Fatty Gao was so moved that he immediately rummaged through his pockets for money.

But in the end, he said in embarrassment: "Brother, what is that... I just put another dollar in my pocket, it's only more than 30 yuan..."

Lu Lin was obviously dissatisfied: "Please dig out again."

Tianxian poked him beside him and said angrily: "The crutch I made is not valuable, so I can sell it to him. Let's go home and eat dumplings."

Lu Lin was stunned for a moment, then suddenly turned around and scolded angrily: "What kind of bicycle do you want? Do you still want brother's bicycle? Why are you not satisfied!"

Tianxian was scolded and looked aggrieved: "I didn't say I wanted a bicycle? You heard wrong..."

Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel, Fatty Gao quickly tried to persuade them to make peace: "Brother, don't be angry. With my legs and feet, I basically have to say goodbye to bicycles."

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