The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 384 There is no such scene in the entertainment industry, it is simply scary!

Chapter 384

"Brother, don't be angry. With my legs and feet, I basically have to say goodbye to bicycles."

"I'll just give the bike to my siblings, okay?"

"It's Chinese New Year, don't quarrel, everything will be happy with your family!"

Fatty Gao said as he pushed the bicycle parked aside and pushed it towards Lu Lin and Tianxian.

He is kind-hearted, even though he has been deceived, he still thinks about others.

It's both pitiful and ridiculous!
The audience at the scene could not hold back their nerves and burst into laughter.

Tianxian couldn't stand it anymore, and his conscience couldn't stand it any longer. He decisively stopped cooperating with Lu Lin in cheating people, and said with a pretty face: "We don't want your broken bicycle, hurry up and push it back... I tell you, he is like this I’m trying to trick you..."

When Lu Lin heard that she was going to expose his old background, he quickly interrupted the conversation and said, "What do you mean a broken bicycle?"

"You said you wanted it, and now my eldest brother has pushed it for you. How can you think it's too bad?"

"Do you still want brother's watch?"

Hearing this, Fatty Gao immediately took off his watch and gave it to Lu Lin, saying, "The bicycle is indeed a bit broken. I will also give this watch to my younger siblings..."

As he spoke, his body ached, he lowered his voice and complained to Lu Lin: "I'm just confused. How come there is such a big gap between the couple who live together? They are too greedy for money and are not worthy of you. Ah brother!”

Tianxian: "???"

The good intentions of the immortal were treated as if they were a donkey's liver and lungs, and his eyes suddenly widened with anger.

Lu Lin was satisfied. Amid the roars of laughter from the audience, he handed the crutch to Fatty Gao: "Brother, money or not is a trivial matter. It is fate that we met!"

Fatty Gao took the crutches and said gratefully: "Brother, it is indeed fate~!"

Lu Lin shook hands with him and said goodbye: "Don't be excited, go back and recuperate, your leg is on crutches, you will be fine in a few days..."

The tall fat man put on his crutches, and amidst the growing laughter, he turned around and left.

Tianxian couldn't bear to see it, frowned and blamed Lu Lin: "I said Tiehanhan, isn't it a little too much for you to do this? Not only do you want someone else's bicycle, but you also want a watch!"

Lu Lin put on the watch and said cheerfully: "What's wrong, he still has to thank us..."

The two of them were talking, as if to confirm his words, the tall fat man who had not gone far suddenly turned around and said gratefully: "Thank you, brother!"

As soon as this statement came out, there was another burst of knowing laughter.

Especially those in the audience who had a low point of laughter, every one of them was laughing so hard that they almost burst into laughter.

On the stage, Lu Lin waved his hand and watched the tall fat man leave the stage on crutches, then pushed onto the bicycle path: "Let's go, let's change places."

Tianxian was stunned for a moment and said strangely: "Aren't you going home? What else are you going to do?"

Lu Lin grinned: "Find someone with bad legs and feet, and let's sell this broken bicycle to him..."

This is the end.

The two pushed their bicycles and walked off the stage to leave.

The audience burst into laughter and gave him warm applause.

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[The ending can be called a master stroke, making people laugh to the end! 】

[It’s finally over, it’s so damn funny that my stomach hurts from laughing...]

[This is definitely the most awesome Spring Festival Gala sketch in the past ten years, laughing from beginning to end]

[It’s rare that there was no awkwardness in the whole process, and I tried to force some annoying preaching]

[The sunspots’ wish to see fairy beasts forcefully play awkwardly on the Spring Festival Gala stage will be impossible to realize tonight]

[There will be a few more shows with the participation of fairy beasts in the future, so let’s have fun tonight! 】

[If the Spring Festival Gala was like this every year, no fool would want to watch it]

【Per year?You think too much!Not to mention every year, in the second half of tonight, if you can laugh out loud, you are considered great...] [This makes sense, Director Ma puts all the programs in which the fairy beasts participate in the first half, probably because the style is different from other shows. The program doesn’t match...]

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In the online live broadcast room, the topic surrounding the skit quickly shifted to pessimistic views on the second half of the Spring Festival Gala.

However, this is somewhat unfounded.

There are still several programs that Lu Lin has participated in the arrangement of, and some of them are full of good work to watch!
As for whether the second half was good or not?
It looks good, then keep watching!

If it doesn’t look good, just like in previous years, turn off the live broadcast and find some other fun!

The pessimistic view of water friends is more of a greedy thing, wanting everyone to have a good job...

This is actually true!
But it’s a bit unrealistic!
After all, Lu Lin now has a mission, and he will inevitably have to play an embarrassing game in the end, telling the audience the most disgusting "preaching".

"We're going to the auditorium. Don't make any more mistakes, especially the task assigned to you by Director Ma. Just hold your nose and finish reading the lines. Don't mess around..."

At the exit of the backstage, there was no program behind Tianxian anymore. He was about to go to the auditorium to join Liu Tao as the atmosphere team, so he told Lu Lin with some worry.

"I'm not a three-year-old child, so go ahead."

Lu Lin smiled and nodded in agreement, watching her tall fat man rush to the auditorium.

Then, he was familiar with the road and returned to the entrance.

He is not required to play in the next performance.

It is a double singing program between Yang Mi and Tang Yan.

Lu Lin wrote a new song specifically for them.

Considering that both of them are good at singing, the difficulty of singing is naturally very low.

But, it is really suitable for the Honey Duo to sing, because the song is called...licking the pussy...ahem, sweet honey...

Still Ms. Deng’s classic!

Seriously speaking, this can be regarded as fulfilling Yang Mi's wish. She finally sang a song written by Lu Lin, and can record and release the official sound source later!
"nervous?"

Lu Lin walked up to the honey duo and asked with a smile.

Yang Mi and Tang Yan didn't seem to notice when he arrived at the entrance, but they were all frightened and trembled.

And when they saw it was Lu Lin, they all opened their red lips and showed an awkward smile that was uglier than crying: "It's okay...it's okay..."

Lu Lin laughed dumbly: "I said, are you okay?"

"They are all the top people in the entertainment industry. What big scenes have you not seen?"

"It's just a matter of singing a song on stage. Even though I'm so nervous, I'm not afraid of people laughing at me!"

Logically speaking, the two of them really shouldn't be nervous.

After all, where his character is, he is more or less generous.

Yang Mi smiled bitterly and asked faintly: "Do you know what the real-time ratings are now?"

Lu Lin shook his head: "What does this have to do with ratings?"

Tang Yan stretched out a jade hand, spread out five slender green fingers, waved it in front of him, and said excitedly: "Now the real-time ratings have exceeded [-], and the popularity in the online live broadcast room has almost exceeded [-] million!"

"That is to say, at this moment, more than half of the country's population is watching the live broadcast!"

"The two of us have to perform live in front of hundreds of millions of people. Can we not be nervous?"

Yang Mi also followed suit and said cheerfully: "In other words, we have never seen such a scene in the entertainment industry. It is so scary..."

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ps: It’s coming!You guys are so generous, I recommend you to pass the monthly ticket and don’t stop! ! !

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