The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 7 The Jade Emperor was poor and demoted to heaven

【Discussion · Ten thousand ways to make Qing Leng Tianxian go crazy! 】

【Today, Tianxian probably used up all his expressions for a year. 】

【Who said it wasn't? He was crying and mad at the same time. All the gods and celestial beings collapsed...】

[Tie Hanhan is definitely the first man who dares to make fun of Liu Tianxian! 】

[I think these two people have complementary personalities, and they really match each other well. Let someone with high culture come and give them a CP name. 】

[Are you still using it? Of course it’s a fairy beast CP. Heavenly immortals are paired with beasts, and deer and unicorns are also fairy beasts! 】

[A lot of words, very good, accurate. 】

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In the studio of China Television, Liu's mother looked at her daughter and was teased madly by Lu Lin, but she smiled and said: "Qiqian is really lucky to meet such a partner."

This remark stunned Yang Mi who was next to her, and said in astonishment: "This is lucky, I almost cried out of anger again."

Mother Liu looked at another program commentator who looked like a transparent person: "Mr. Zhu Qiang, what do you think of this young man Lu Lin?"

Well, there is actually a program commentator in the studio. He is a wilderness survival expert specially invited by Gao Pang. He is about forty years old with dark skin and a stubby beard. His name is Zhu Qiang.

But maybe it was the first time he appeared on a China TV show, and he was a little nervous. He never dared to intervene when Liu's mother was talking to Yang Mi, and he looked like a human-shaped background board.

At this time, Mama Liu threw the topic to him, so that he could find the topic, and immediately opened the chatterbox and said: "The hands-on ability is very strong, and the life experience is also rich. Nowadays, young people like this are rare in the city, even in the countryside. It’s also hard to find.”

"For example, he chewed out bitter grass juice and applied the wound on Ms. Liu's hand. It is indeed a common healing method used by the elders, and I often use it in the wild."

"The scientific name of bitter bitter grass, I remember it seems to be Andrographis paniculata, it is a serious Chinese medicinal material, anti-inflammatory, sterilizing and detoxifying, Ms. Liu is really lucky to have him as a partner."

"Even if they don't have serious survival equipment, they are much stronger than the other two groups!"

The last sentence is suspected of complaining.

But Mama Liu and Yang Mi nodded in unison, expressing their agreement.

Because the men of the other two groups of guests were all trying to make their male partners happy, and they didn't put their minds on survival at all.

It's going to be dark now, and when I'm tired, thirsty and hungry, I'm afraid the fun will be great!

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Swah——

Swah——

Swah——

Lu Lin swung the Han sword, chopping off banana leaves one after another.

On tropical islands, the most indispensable thing is the banana tree. The leaves are bigger than people. If you want to save trouble, you can make a bed if you lay one under your body, and a quilt if you cover your body with one.

Using it on the shed is also a good material for sheltering from wind and rain!
Like a well-behaved little daughter-in-law, Liu Tianxian followed behind to pick up and collect the big banana leaves that had been cut down.

After building the frame of the shed earlier, she already understood.

I just need to do what I can, and don't act coquettishly as a woman. Lu Lin is easy to get along with and knows how to take care of his partners. He is by no means a stubborn man.

His Tie Hanhan is more of a truth, a truth that doesn't want to bother to deal with many things!
Well, it is commonly known as laying bad, also known as lying flat!
"a ha ha ha……"

Lu Lin's characteristic laughter that started with ah suddenly resounded through the banana forest.

Liu Tianxian looked up, but saw Lu Lin was smiling happily, walking towards her with a handful of yellow and orange bananas.

This is rare, because it is not yet the season, and the bananas in the entire banana grove are still green and green. If you want to find ripe and edible ones, it probably has nothing to do with it, but it is just as difficult to win the first prize in the lottery!
"We are lucky!"

Lu Lin waved the banana in front of the fairy, and he looked so happy and proud, just like a fool who picked up sheep dung by the side of the road.

Liu Tianxian suppressed a smile, curled up his lips and said, "You've never eaten bananas, so why are you so happy?"

Lu Lin hesitantly: "Then don't eat if you have the ability."

Liu Tianxian twitched her cherry lips: "If you don't eat, you won't...Impossible, I'm hungry too."

"Cut~ I thought you could really eat wind and drink dew."

Lu Lin gave her a disappointed look, then carefully counted the number of bananas and asked, "How many can you eat?"

Liu Tianxian stretched out a jade hand full of small scars, and turned it inside out.

Lu Lin's face twitched: "It's fine that you can't eat wind and drink dew, but you are still a worthless person. I think the Jade Emperor demoted you to the earth because he was poor."

Liu Tianxian was annoyed: "You're nothing, how small are these naturally grown bananas, two mouthfuls are enough for one."

First, building the frame of the hut, and then collecting banana leaves. The consumption is very large, and it is normal to eat too much!

Lu Lin divided the whole bunch of bananas into two, and said, "There are fifteen bananas in total, one half is seven, and the other half is eight. You can choose which half...you can't count, which half is the one you choose, depends on your luck!"

As he spoke, he carried the two halves of bananas behind his back.

Liu Tianxian was about to tilt his head to count, but couldn't help wrinkling his nose when he saw this: "Then I'll choose the left hand!"

A smile appeared on the corner of Lu Lin's mouth, and he took out half a handful of bananas in his left hand.

Liu Tianxian stretched out his head and counted carefully, and immediately said: "Two wins in three rounds."

Lu Lin shrugged indifferently, put his hands behind his back, and repeatedly changed the two halves of bananas, signaling her to choose again.

Liu Tianxian: "I still choose the left side!"

The smile on the corner of Lu Lin's mouth deepened, and he stretched out his left hand, still seven bananas.

Liu Tianxian frowned: "Three wins out of five."

Lu Lin smacked his lips: "One last time, again and again."

As he spoke, he carried the banana behind his back again and changed hands repeatedly.

After Liu Tianxian waited for him to stop, he gritted his silver teeth and said, "This time I choose the right... no, I still choose the left, um, or the left!"

Lu Lin smiled, and stretched out his left hand, still seven bananas.

Liu Tianxian wrinkled his nose in distress and said, "You really have no manners, can't you let me?"

Lu Lin shook his head, and stuffed seven bananas into her hand: "In this life, the only thing that can't be let down is delicious food!"

"Could it be that a beauty can live up to it?"

"Of course not."

"Then why don't you let me?"

"You beauty, you are too far away from me. After the show, we are strangers. Why do you let us go?"

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[Hahahahaha, I just realized that the gods are so stupid! 】

【This thief grandson is holding two halves of bananas with both hands at the same time, no matter which hand Tianxian guesses, he will give half less. 】

[Tie Hanhan, NO!Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, YSE!Compared with him, Tianxian looks like a little silly girl! 】

[The cameramen and directors are not authentic, they didn't even remind Tianxian. 】

[What a role model for my generation, who is not willing to let the gods in the slightest! 】

[Actually, what he said is also correct. After getting off the show, the two of them will have no social interaction. Just have fun now. 】

　Ask for collection, ask for tickets, the new book issue is said to be very important!
　　
　
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