The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 8 Demon girl, call me brother!

Under the blue sky and white clouds, the warm wind blows gently on the coast.

"Hey, the road in the world is long, infatuation is the most boring, get rid of your troubles as soon as possible..."

"Hey, sing a happy tune, I'm not a fairy, I know how to be happy..."

"Hey, I was bumped into the waist by youth, and the spring breeze of laughter shook it vigorously, shaking it, shaking it, and the flying flowers drifted with the white clouds..."

Lu Lin carried a large bundle of banana leaves on his shoulders, and held a naturally grown sweet and sour banana in one hand, eating and humming as he walked.

Liu Tianxian followed behind, holding a Chinese sword with a sheath in one hand, and eating sweet and sour bananas in the other, his steps were also joyful.

Away from the hustle and bustle of the city.

Get away from busy work.

Do something new that you've never tried before.

It's undeniably relaxing and enjoyable!

Especially, when someone plays you a leisurely BGM!
"Hey, embrace the time, live happily until old age, I was bumped into the waist by youth... I didn't know the disc in the waist until I was old, and Lin Bei screamed in pain..."

The leisurely and contented lyrics, before humming them all, suddenly started to become indecent.

"Pfft, cough cough cough ~!"

Liu Tianxian was enjoying himself, and when he heard the sound, he was amused and sprayed, mixed with chewed bananas and saliva, and sprayed the unruly guy in front of him all over his head and back.

The accompanying choreographer and director couldn't help but laugh, and the camera trembled while holding back their laughter.

Lu Lin turned back speechlessly: "..."

Liu Tianxian really wanted to say sorry, but when he saw his resentful little expression, he was poked into a smile again, and laughed again: "Pfft, cough, cough~!"

This time, Lu Lin was sprayed evenly from front to back.

Seeing this, the editors, directors and cameras finally couldn't help themselves, and they all laughed.

Liu Tianxian laughed even louder, and the flowers trembled wildly.

Happiness is contagious. Although Lu Lin was speechless, he was touched by their laughter and gradually turned into a smile. He licked around his mouth and said, "Tsk tsk, why are your bananas sweeter than mine? "

Liu Tianxian stopped laughing, and was quickly replaced by shame and anger.

choke-

The Han sword was unsheathed, and the fairy scolded: "Pervert, die~!"

Lu Lin ran away: "Don't touch the real guy, I'm just kidding, I didn't lick your saliva..."

Liu Tianxian was even angrier when he heard the words, and said with a blushing face, "How dare you talk nonsense, I cut your tongue off~!!!"

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Inside the China Television Studio.

Yang Mi looked at the screen in the Immortal Beast's live broadcast room, and she was already laughing until she fell down: "Hahaha, this Tiehanhan, there are really ten thousand ways to let Sissy break through her defense at any time!"

Ms. Liu was also very funny: "Young man likes to make fun, Sissy and his partner have complementary personalities."

"By the way, the song he sang just now is easy and catchy. It's completely golden song quality. It stands to reason that it should be very popular. Why haven't I heard it?"

This evaluation is too high, it is the quality of golden songs, and it should be very popular, the love is beyond words.

Finally, she looked at Yang Mi and asked, "Have you heard of Mimi?"

Yang Mi shook her head lightly, and said casually, "Maybe it's just a hand-shaking song, maybe he heard it somewhere."

This is called talking nonsense with your eyes open. In fact, she is like a mirror in her heart, knowing that Lu Lin must have made an impromptu original song.

She has heard a lot of Lu Lin's original songs in the works related to the book friend group, and any one she picks out is of golden quality.

There is no reason to go, just have talent!

However, Ms. Liu is also an independent person, and she was not led astray by her big nonsense, she hesitated and said, "It doesn't sound like a hand-shaking song..."

Zhu Qiang, an expert in wilderness survival, answered: "Actually, he was able to write long poems with ancient rhymes like "Sword Walk" in praise of Ms. Liu. I think this song should also be his own original."

Mama Liu suddenly nodded in agreement: "Yes, ninety-nine out of ten are original, what a talented young man."

"Speaking of which, Sissy has been releasing records, and after the show, I asked him to make an appointment to further deepen the cooperation!"

Yang Mi: "..."

This is really scary.

Tie Hanhan is my default choice, can we not grab it?

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[Does anyone know the name of the song that the fairy beast sang just now? 】

[Old iron in front, listen to the song and recognize the song to understand. 】

[I tried it earlier, but I couldn't recognize it at all, and I couldn't find it when I searched for the lyrics...]

[Perhaps it is the same as the poem "Swords and Weapons", all of which were improvised and original by himself. 】

[No wonder he is so stubborn, Gao Fatty even let him appear on the show, he is a serious talent! 】

[This fairy beast, halfway through singing, starts to be unreliable. It really catches people's appetite. If anyone has a recording or audio, I want a single loop. 】

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"Come down, I promise not to kill you~!"

"Don't go down, come up if you have the ability~!"

Under the coconut tree, Liu Tianxian stared at the tiger with a Han sword in his hand, while the talented man was like a hairless monkey, almost climbing to the top of the coconut tree.

Liu Tianxian didn't know how to climb trees, so he tried several times in a row, but he couldn't climb very high, and then slipped down again, so he had to pick up small stones and throw them at the hairless man.

She had a good head shot, but Lu Lin was stuck on the tree trunk again, with nowhere to hide, he got hit twice on his buttocks, it was burning hot!
"Don't run away, I'll smash your fairy face into a shoehorn..."

Lu Lin put down a harsh word, and slowly climbed under the coconut tree canopy, then freed up a hand, and unscrewed a coconut the size of a human head.

Liu Tianxian is not stupid, facing this kind of Tie Hanhan who dares to do anything, how could he not run away, and begged for mercy while running for his life: "I was wrong, we are even... such a big coconut, it will hurt if you drop it. dead person's……"

"Call me brother, and I'll let you go!"

"Go to hell..."

"The witch is stubborn, see the treasure~!"

call--

boom--

The coconut whizzed and hit the sand, four or five meters away from Liu Tianxian.

However, the big coconut fell to the ground with a bang, and the scattered sand was still frightening. Liu Tianxian jumped three feet high, and his escape speed suddenly accelerated.

The editor, director and cameramen were also taken aback, and they all dissuaded them: "Mr. Lu, this is too dangerous, stop making trouble."

Lu Lin hesitantly said, "She's not called brother, I have to hit her today... see Bao~!"

call--

boom--

Another coconut fell to the ground.

Liu Tianxian trembled with fright, and ran even faster.

The director and cameramen were anxious: "Mr. Lu, it's really dangerous, can we play something else?"

Lu Lin turned a deaf ear and continued picking coconuts and throwing them: "Where is the witch running away~!"

call--

boom--

A coconut fell to the ground.

The editor, director and cameramen looked at each other and stopped persuading them.

Because the three coconuts that Lu Lin threw in a row fell on the soft sand, it was obvious that he didn't want to smash Liu Tianxian, but wanted to pick the coconuts and eat them, and he was afraid that they would break, so he threw them on the sand.

But Liu Tianxian, who was only running for his life, didn't know that Tie Hanhan was teasing her again. He heard the sound of coconuts roaring and falling to the ground behind him, one after another, and the whole person was terrified: "You bastard... I surrender... ...I called, don't throw it away...Brother~!"

"Insincere, not nice."

"Good brother!"

"It's nice, but not close enough."

"Brother..."

"Hey, dear sister~!"

"..."

　May all book friends find their own good sister, or good brother... Well, it's so disgusting, hey...

　　
　
(End of this chapter)