The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 79 Kuntao Dihua Eats Grass!Celestials and beasts eat big lobsters!
Inside the China Television Studio!

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The on-site staff saw in the live broadcast that Lu Lin successfully grabbed the lobster's two large pincers and quickly floated to the surface of the sea to breathe, and immediately burst into warm applause.

This lively scene is like broadcasting a sports event, watching the national team win gold!
Survival expert Zhu Qiang on the studio stood up suddenly, blushing and shouting loudly: "Nice! It's so fucking Nice~!"

However, he was overly excited, and he lost his mind and swears.

However, there are others who are more excited than him.

For example, Yang Mi, her high heels flew off with excitement, as if she had eaten a half-step with a smile, she jumped three feet high on the spot: "It's awesome! It's so awesome! It's my fairy beast~!"

Ms. Liu was watching from the sidelines, her pretty face was flushed with blood, but she was somewhat more reserved than Zhu Qiang and Yang Mi. She just applauded wildly with the staff, and praised repeatedly: "Xiao Lu's physical fitness, I’m really not kidding, she’s very strong!”

While admiring, she listened to Yang Mi forgetting what she said [it is indeed my fairy beast], and she still didn't forget to touch Yang Mi who was bouncing around with her leg under the studio, signaling her to restrain herself.

[Others don't know that you and that brat have a good relationship on the Internet, so shouting like that is a bit of a nympho! 】

Yang Mi received a secret reminder from Liu's mother, but she still went her own way, and even exaggerated: "I love him so much~!"

Mother Liu: "..."

Well, she sees it.

This girl just wants to let everyone know that she is obsessed with Lu Lin now, she is a nympho fan.

It's best to let Lu Lin know too!
In this way, Lu Lin will not be so hostile in the face of enthusiastic nympho fans!
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Lu Lin floated to the surface and took a long breath of air to relieve the suffocation.

Fortunately, this water area is not too deep, and there is no pressure difference between the bottom and the surface of the water, otherwise, the heart and lungs would not be able to bear the rapid ascent to take a breath!

wow-

He took two breaths from his side when Tianxian, holding the dying big fish, also surfaced with a group of cameramen and security guards.

While taking a breath, Tianxian threw the big fish onto the raft, then swam to Lu Lin quickly with both hands and feet, took the big lobster in his hand, and asked with concern: "How is it? Are you okay?"

The prawn chasing battle at the bottom of the sea just now, the onlookers can only feel the blood rushing up from watching.

But only when she was in the sea, did she know how uncomfortable it was. She stayed still and didn't use up her energy, so she was almost suffocated.

However, Lu Lin chased the lobster relentlessly, and one can imagine how much oxygen consumption in his lungs was.

She wanted to make Lu Lin give up and come up to take a breath, but because she was on the bottom of the sea, she couldn't speak, and Lu Lin couldn't see the signal, so her attention was all on the lobster.

To be honest, she was a little scared at the time!

"Huh...it's okay, I'm small..."

Lu Lin smiled and shook his head, raised his chin towards the big lobster in her hand and said, "Tonight's lobster feast is ready!"

After seeing him take a few breaths, Tianxian's face quickly returned to normal, and his hanging heart finally let go, and turned to look down at the wildly writhing lobster in his hand.

It weighed at least seven or eight catties, and she couldn't hold it with both hands, so she could only hold two big pliers with both hands and hold it in her arms to prevent it from breaking free!

"Tsk tsk~!"

Tianxian smacked his lips excitedly, grinning and grinning: "Haha, there are really big lobsters to eat tonight..."

Looking at the big lobster in her arms, Lu Lin couldn't help smacking his lips and said, "Tsk, I should just pretend to have cramps..."

As long as he pretends to be cramping, with Tianxian's worried appearance just now, before the security guards come over, he will definitely be able to enjoy the warm and fragrant embrace of nephrite jade first.

Tianxian was stunned when he heard the words, and when he understood what he meant, he couldn't help but blushed, waved the big lobster pincers, pinched his head, and said coquettishly: "Believe it or not, it will crush your dog's head~!"

Lu Lin hurriedly tilted his head away, and couldn't laugh or cry: "Stop making trouble, this big pliers can really kill people."

Tianxian wrinkled his nose and stopped threatening him. The two swam back to the raft, used the straw rope prepared in advance, passed through the gills of the big brain-dead fish, and tied the lobster's two large claws.

In this way, the big fish and the big lobster are tied together, and then another longer grass rope is used to tie the two to the wood of the raft, so that there is no need to worry about them escaping back into the water.

Then, it is the excitement of taking pictures, taking pictures with big fish and prawns.

This is comparable to a hornet's nest, and there are super large purple potato lumps, which are more valuable for group photos. After washing them out in the future, they can be displayed in the living room at home for a lifetime!

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[Wori, this reality show of survival in the wilderness forced the two of them to play a holiday variety show! 】

[The main thing is that the beast is awesome, Klass, I have never seen such a beast's physical fitness...]

[I can't hold back the fisherman's soul anymore, I have to throw two poles after get off work]

[Seeing it makes me want to go to Haizhou to play, but I'm afraid of being slaughtered emmm]

[Being slaughtered is too real, I advise you not to come, we locals dare not go out to play carelessly]

[Just went to the Dihua group and Kuntao group's live broadcast room and went around, what do you think the four of them are doing? 】

[I saw it in the main live broadcast. They ate the wild vegetables and purple potatoes picked by the fairy beast yesterday. They probably wrote down the appearance, and they are digging the same.]

[Remember the hammer, it's so funny, even Sister Tao is ignorant, she picked a lot of inedible plants, she must have diarrhea! 】

[You eat grass over there, and big lobsters here, it doesn't look like a show...]

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Sister Chen held up her mobile phone on the speedboat, taking photos with Lu Lin and Tianxian, big fish and prawns, snapping snap shots.

After the two of them had had enough shots, the security guards and cameramen also licked their faces and took photos with big fish and prawns one after another.

They all grinned and bared their teeth, as excited as they were catching.

Lu Lin and Tianxian rested for a while, and after recovering their strength, seeing that it was still early, they all took slingshots, spearguns and arrow darts and dived into the seabed to harm marine fish.

Of course, the main thing is to catch a few more big lobsters!
Since there are big lobsters in this sea area, there must be more than one.

The two of them rowed the raft out to sea exhaustedly, and what was even more rare was that the weather was calm. It was too bad not to catch a few more and go back to raise them to eat slowly.

What's more, Tianxian's stubborn temper came up, and she said that she would have to gain something before she was willing to go back. In her own words: "If I don't get a big fish today, I will die of exhaustion and starvation here, and I won't go back to eat." Big lobster~!"

Lu Lin nodded again and again: "Well, I like you~!"

So, when it was getting dark, Tianxian paddled the raft dejectedly, and returned to the shore amidst Lu Lin's lines in an idol drama: "Little fool, why are you so hard on yourself~!"

　Here we go, a little late!There is another chapter around twelve o'clock!I will continue to do it!

　　[Gan, it's even more wrong, do you have a subscription?Sorry, so sorry!If you see something wrong, change it immediately! 】

　　
　
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