The real male god, I cry Liu Tianxian in anger

Chapter 80 The Funny Fairy!The whole network gambled that she gained a few catties!
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Angrily, Tianxian poured water on Lu Lin: "If the mud plays the game, it will make fun of the Lun family~!"

She really let go, and Lu Lin could catch all his stalks.

Lu Lin smiled and said while paddling: "It's not the time for us to meet each other now. Don't feel embarrassed because you don't contribute. You can eat as soon as you want, and no one will laugh at you." you."

Tianxian is really a bit stubborn, and when he heard this, he sulked and said: "I don't eat, I will treat it as weight loss today, and I will definitely not eat it!"

Lu Lin smiled, and stopped persuading her, and paddled towards the shore to speed up.

Swimming consumes the most energy. He is already so hungry that his chest sticks to his back, and he urgently needs to go back and have a full meal of fish and shrimp!
However, the weather was not good, and the swell began to get bigger. It was not easy for the broken raft to reach the shore. Just after a certain distance, a wave rushed over and returned to its original position.

Hungry, the two tried their best, and finally rowed the raft back to the shore when it was completely dark.

Lu Lin hated the unusable raft, gritted his teeth and dragged it back to the old shed.

Tianxian looked inexplicably: "I don't want to go to sea anymore...you still want to go to sea? Why keep it?"

Lu Lin hesitantly said, "If I don't dry it out and use it as firewood, I won't be able to get rid of the hatred in my heart!"

Tianxian: "..."

Tianxian was speechless, took a super large stainless steel basin, went to the beach to fill it with sea water and returned, and put four big lobsters in it.

Well, Lu Lin caught three more big lobsters behind him. Although they were not as big as the first one, they were all over four or five catties, which was quite nice.

In order to catch lobsters, he didn't even catch a sea fish in the following period!
Of course, the main reason is that the big sea fish that was caught at the beginning was enough for two people to eat, and if you catch more, it can only be salted and smoked fish, which will not taste good.

Now he has mastered the method of catching fish with a slingshot speargun in deep water. If he wants to eat in the next two days, he can go out to sea with the driftwood in his arms and eat it right after he catches it.

Yes, go to sea with driftwood!

This is a method that Lu Lin has learned painfully when he rowed the raft out to sea in the afternoon. All he needs is a dead tree trunk with a few more dried coconuts tied on both sides to act as horizontal buoyancy and prevent it from rolling over. It can be used as a canoe .

In the deep water area, it can also be used as a rest platform!
And it's easier to paddle than a raft, so it's simple and easy to use!

"How do you eat this big fish? Do you want to eat grilled fish?"

While cutting open the belly of the big fish with a Han sword, Lu Lin asked Tianxian what kind of food he liked.

Tianxian kept pushing the four lobsters that were trying to climb out of the stainless steel basin back into the basin, which seemed extremely small and crowded for them. Hearing this, he shook his head firmly and said, "Don't eat! I told you to lose weight today!"

Lu Lin shrugged his shoulders and didn't ask any more questions. After handling the big fish, he divided one part into two, cut the upper part with a flower knife, put salt and chili powder on it, and roasted it on the firepit.

The belly and tail part of the fish, which is relatively more flexible and firmer, is cut into pieces with a Han sword, and the leftover horse radish from yesterday is taken out to make wasabi and soy sauce for dipping.

"If you don't eat it, you don't want to eat it. Do you really want to taste a few slices? The meat quality of sea fish is much better than that of small sea fish!"

Lu Lin asked Tianxian to eat with him, and he said in a persuasive manner.

Tianxian hesitated for a moment, but after all, he still couldn't resist the idea of ​​trying something new, so he took his own chopsticks and said seriously: "I will just taste a few slices, and I will definitely not eat more. Don't think about it like before, and I will use all kinds of routines. .”

Lu Lin nodded with a smile, put down his chopsticks and said, "I will never play tricks on you again...I'm busy with mine, so you can eat by yourself! We don't eat together, is it okay?"

As he spoke, he picked out the largest lobster from the crowded stainless steel basin and washed it with fresh water.

Seeing this, Tianxian no longer hesitated, took a piece of fish meat, dipped it in wasabi and soy sauce, and started eating. Immediately, he didn't know whether he was choking on mustard, or he was so hungry. Long reverie chant: "嘿咕~!"

Lu Lin was shocked by her tone, and turned his head to stare at her.

Tianxian probably also realized that he had let go too much, which was a bit too much, and suddenly blushed, and explained embarrassingly: "I choked on the mustard."

Lu Lin shook his head, looked away and continued to process the lobster. After cleaning it, he wrapped it in banana leaves and buried it in the sand outside the shed. He got charcoal from the firepit and spread it on the sand to make charcoal-grilled lobster.

He was busy with work, and when he was done, he returned to the shed, and half of the big fish was gone.

With a blushing face, Tianxian squatted in front of the stainless steel basin again, and kept pressing the three lobsters that were trying to crawl out into the basin.

Lu Lin smiled, as if he didn't remember about the fishmonger, and just concentrated on taking care of the grilled fish...

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[Pfft ha ha ha, the appearance of Tianxian is so funny~! 】

[Is it really the standard mouth and body integrity? 】

[Shouting in the mouth not to eat, once I eat, I can't stop emmm]

[This is because she was used to the routine of the fairy beast, and now she has developed inertia if she doesn't play the routine...]

[I can't help it, fresh fish with fresh mustard, it tastes delicious just thinking about it]

【The main reason is that Xibao has been hungry for a whole day, and swimming is the most tiring. It is normal to eat more...】

[Well, it makes sense, I bet a dollar, Tianxian will definitely eat grilled fish and charcoal-grilled lobster in a while! 】

[Don't even think about it, I will definitely eat it again, let's bet that Tianxian will gain a few pounds after this week is over]

[You bunch of bad guys are all devils, how can you bet on a female celebrity to gain a few pounds... I bet five pounds to start! 】

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Inside the China Television Studio.

Ms. Liu hadn't watched the live broadcast anymore. Her stupid girl's poor acting skills, which she wanted to cover up, were so funny that people couldn't see it.

Yang Mi and Zhu Qiang, a survival expert, were already laughing until they fell down: "Sissy doesn't change her mind to try comedy in the future, it's really a waste of talent..."

"Ms. Liu is really the most contrasting and cute actress I have ever seen... No, it should be the most contrasting and cute girl among all the women I have ever seen in my life. She is so cute that she is so powerful. Already!"

Accompanied by the ridicule and laughter of the two of them, the entire studio was filled with laughter.

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In the shed, Lu Lin had already grilled the grilled fish, and asked Tianxian who was squatting in front of the stainless steel basin to hold the ostrich, "Do you want to eat the spicy grilled fish?"

Tianxian shook his head resolutely: "Don't eat!"

Lu Lin smacked his lips, split the grilled fish into two pieces, put half of it on a clean banana leaf, and handed it to the resolute Tianxian: "You're welcome, try it quickly, tomorrow I'll use the raft as firewood In the next few days, we won’t have such good sea fish to eat.”

Tianxian blinked her beautiful eyes, and seemed quite reasonable, so the determination on her pretty face gradually disappeared...

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