Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

Everyone heard the sound of an air leak.

In the next second, everyone saw that Bai Linlang's hair suddenly exploded.

Everyone:! !

At the same time, the cursing voice in Bai Linlang's head had become a national curse.

【idiot!You idiot! !Can it work!Why did I bind you to such an idiot! 】

[You have nothing to do to provoke him!Are you crazy! 】

Bai Linlang didn't move for a moment, she lost all anger: "Bind? Are you the system?"

"Can I get rich? Or can I become beautiful? What's your relationship with Mr. Rabbit, you."

she asked excitedly.

then
I found that everyone was looking at her with strange eyes.

And the voice in her head also changed from being violent like thunder just now, to complaining like a gossamer.
[Stupid. Stuff. Are you 250?Talk to me with your thoughts!Ahhh!Stay away from that man, I will lose all my energy]

Bai Linlang: "I, I."

Realizing what he had just yelled at everyone, even Bai Linlang, who had always been thick-skinned, was too ashamed and indignant to speak now.

She looked at the crowd, feeling anxious like ten thousand ants running wildly, but she didn't know what to say or how to express it.

Even Song Yu, a middle-aged man who has always been insensitive to gods and Buddhas, frowned and asked his wife to remind her.

Xiao Chenchen walked up to her and took her arm: "Miss Bai, are you not feeling well, why don't you go back and rest?"

Bai Linlang glanced at her and wanted to nod, but when she thought of her house full of cockroaches, she shook her head frantically.

"Woooooooo—there are cockroaches in that room, I'm afraid!"

"Then go live with Mrs. Hao, Miss Ling, Miss Bai seems to be your sister, right? You don't care if your sister is suffering so much?" Changshuai Wang looked at Ling Bingbing with disapproval.

As a network anchor, he has always been at the forefront of the melon field, and he certainly did not miss the melons from the Hao family and the Bai family.

As for Ling Bingbing, who started to clean up his relatives because his family treated Zhenqian well, he felt that it was really unnecessary.

Girls don't want to marry anyway, so what do married women do with all the water they pour out.

So even though Ling Bingbing was several times prettier than Bai Linlang, he didn't have any thoughts, after all, this kind of woman was too difficult to control.

Dr. Huan - he is several times taller than himself, so Miejue Shitai must have no interest.

"Even if you hate her no matter how much you hate her, there's no need to die, right?"

Wang Changshuai output a burst of output to Ling Bingbing, what happened to the doctor?What happened to the money?As long as she is a woman, he should obey a man.

In the air, Hao Youqian found that there was still a golden light after the black air in Bai Linlang's head was poked out, so he started digging and digging.
These golden lights are like noodles, extending in all directions.

He dug and dug, and it took a long time to dig out the thick and big ones.

Seeing that the black air was decreasing, his intuition told him that it was a good thing, which should be given to Madam, but it was taken out of Bai Linlang's head, so dirty
That.
Looking around, Hao Youqian came in front of his uncle and Hao Bufan carrying the 'golden noodles'.

Just as he was about to stuff it in his own pocket, he heard the wise speech of the handsome net manager.

Without even thinking about it, he took the golden light and smashed it.

He thought, just a few rays of light are nothing.

But what was strange was that the golden light bypassed both sides of Changshuai Wang's cheeks, and formed a vacuum on both sides of his cheeks, as if he disliked him very much.

Mr. Hao? ?

This.
Mr. Hao let go, and then saw Jin Guang go straight to the cliff.

Mr. Hao: .

这 是
Would rather commit suicide than touch him?
Gee.

Turning his head, Mr. Hao walked up to Changshuai Wang.

He originally wanted him to fall or something, but if he fell on the ground, it seemed that the direction of this show would become more and more mysterious.

After thinking for a while, he came back behind Hao Bufan, and pointed at Hao Bufan's forehead——

╯ (╯ ▽ ╰) ╭

Yes, being idle is also idle. Since you can't beat dirty things, let's have fun beating a big nephew.

The invisible force slapped on the forehead, and Hao Bufan, who was in the chaos, suddenly became sober.

"You can't live with your aunt," he began.

If it had been before, he would have lived there, but this is not the territory of the Hao family, and his leg was injured again, what if his girlfriend hurts my uncle?
"Master Hao, you... You are a bit too much, right? You don't care about your girlfriend, and you don't let her sister care? Do you really care about Miss Bai?" Wang Changshuai asked again.

"No, don't say that our family is extraordinary, and extraordinary is just a child." Bai Linlang suddenly changed his style of painting, making everyone dumbfounded.

"Child?" Wang Changshuai suspected that he was hallucinating.

Hao Bufan was also stunned.

Even Ling Yan accidentally threw a stone in his hand and bounced it onto Bai Linlang's knee.

thump--

Bai Linlang knelt down in front of Hao Bufan.

Hao Bufan (ΩДΩ)?

Hao Bufan: "Lin Lang, you."

Bai Linlang didn't know why she knelt down, she was stunned for a few seconds, and then lay on Hao Bufan's lap and began to cry.

"Brother Bufan——I can't live without you, brother"

"Brother Bufan, woo woo woo woo"

Hao Bufan:
Everyone: .
Mr. Hao pinched the palm of his little wife [Why don't you give Bufan a sterilization package first, you are a cheap little sister.]

Mr. Hao's literacy prevents him from swearing, so he can only give Ling Bingbing a long list of swear words.
Ling Bingbing: ╮(╯▽╰)╭.

QQ also tugged at Qin Di's sleeve: "Are you sure, is this Miss Bai mentally normal?"

Qin Di looked at Bai Linlang as if she had changed, she was silent for a few seconds, and replied uncertainly: "Maybe. This is the legendary split personality."

-

Bai Linlang really didn't have a split personality.

She was taught a lesson by the system in her hungry head while Wang Changshuai was talking about it.

The system in her head is the rabbit.

The function is what she wants most, similar to the heartthrob system, as long as she keeps absorbing other people's luck, she can get looks, love, etc.
Mr. Rabbit is the avatar of the system, because she has been unable to activate it before, he can only divide a part of the power, and then approach her. Those cards are also the medium he condenses, similar to straws, which are specially designed to absorb the luck of those people.

Originally, he had finally accumulated enough energy, so he didn't need to deal cards anymore. As long as she looked at the other party affectionately and asked the other party to say "I am willing to give you everything I have, including my soul", she could directly draw the other party's cards. I'm lucky.

But who knew that just now, the energy he had accumulated was emptied.

So he fell into a second deep sleep again.

If it happens again, he will probably dissipate completely, and then Bai Linlang's current appearance and luck will also disappear immediately, or even backfire.

Therefore, in order not to dissipate, the only thing Bai Linlang can do now is to suck Hao Bufan, and there is no need to suck too much, just sleep with him a few more times, and then get pregnant.

After all, Hao Bufan has to live, not be sucked to death. (end of this chapter)