Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

If Bai Linlang was asked to sleep with someone else, she might still be a little bit resistant.

It's not that she is very specific, it's just that she has a clear goal since she was reborn. She wants to be the wife of the richest man. It's okay to be ambiguous with others, but not to sleep.

Especially before getting married, she had to give Hao Bufan the first time.

In fact she did.

With her 'savior' and drunken first time, she managed to become his unique fiancée.

"Brother Bufan, did you sleep in the Taoist temple last night? Can I live with you?"

"Let's not bother my sister. It would be bad if we quarreled with my sister and Mr. Hao."

Hearing her words, Hao Bufan became more and more confused.

Has your girlfriend's attitude changed too much in the past ten minutes?
"Are you really all right?"

Is it too much pressure, so the spirit is not normal?Hao Bufan asked cautiously and softly, not daring to exceed 30 decibels, for fear that one would be bad, and Bai Linlang would transform again.

Hearing this, Bai Linlang raised her head and stared at him with wet eyes: "Brother Bufan, I have something to do, something really big!"

Hao Bufan held her hand tightly: "Tell me, if I can do it, I will do it. If I can't, I will ask someone to help me."

The teacher told him that even God is not omnipotent.

There is no shame in admitting that you are not good at something.

"This...maybe I really need my sister's help." Bai Linlang's mind is now full of having a baby, and she will no longer have to look at the faces of these people after giving birth.

Ling Bingbing is a doctor and also knows Chinese medicine. It is said on the Internet that powerful Chinese medicine can not only cure infertility, but also make her conceive two more?

"Did Uncle Bai encounter any problems again?"

"Linlang, Bingbing really owes nothing to the Bai family." Hao Bufan sighed.

Bai Linlang shook her head, and suddenly hooked her fingers at him, signaling him to bow his head: "It's not about money. I want to ask her to give me two needles."

Hao Bufan: "Huh?"

Bai Linlang tapped Hao Bufan's chest: "I want to have a baby with Brother Bufan."

Hao Bufan━━∑(￣□￣*|||━━
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In order to prevent Bai Linlang from uttering any shocking words, Hao Bufan asked Ling Bingbing to stab him unconscious.

He didn't resist, he decided to take on the responsibility of being a boyfriend, and until Bai Linlang's head recovered, he would not let her out of his sight for more than 3m.

Without Bai Linlang's fuss, the style of the entire program group became much more normal.

Qin Di held up a small trumpet to announce the official start of their romance.

"You may be a little surprised, why you can see each other's lovers, but our program is still called invisible lovers."

"This is actually related to a recent survey. After three months of interviews on our program, we found that in today's society, especially in marriage relationships, many people's spouses are clearly alive, but they seem to be dead in the family. It doesn't work at all."

"I said that this role is not only to create wealth for this family, but also emotional value, and invisible housework."

"Of course, please come here, it doesn't mean that there must be something wrong with your relationship."

"I just think that you may be somewhat representative and can be an inspiration or example for everyone."

"And you also agree to a certain extent, and there is no way to physically be with your lover every day."

"Our program was recorded for 21 days in total, because it takes 21 days to form a habit."

"During these 21 days, unless there are major special projects, no leave of absence is allowed, and leave will be handled as a breach of contract."

"Of course, you can work down the mountain or on the mountain, but you must clock in every morning and evening, and the content of the clock is very simple. From 5 to 10 in the morning or from 8 to 12 in the evening, husband and wife or couples go to the willow tree at the entrance of the Taoist temple together. group photo."

"No points will be added for continuous check-in, but if you are absent, you will be fined and deducted points."

"Because our program group invites everyone to come to pay, so the fine will also follow our rules. The first time is 1000, the second is 1, the third is 10, and the fourth is 100 million."

Everyone took a breath of cold air.

Except for Hao Youqian, no one can afford this deduction method.

At this moment, Song Yu said: "Director, do you have to do it every day? Isn't this a bit difficult for Mrs. Hao?"

Everyone knew that Hao Youqian couldn't move at all.

"I can." Ling Bingbing said gently.

"Madam Hao's money is not in this way." Song Yu looked at her, frowning displeased. 【This woman is too unruly】

Ling Bingbing: "If you can't even check in and take a photo with your husband every day, then how can you spend your whole life?"

Song Yu's face became even more serious, and he pondered for a few seconds, before he smiled and said, "Ma'am, it's just that it seems like we've been here for so long, and we haven't seen Mr. Hao yet. Mr. Hao, is he really here?"

Ling Bingbing smiled: "Of course."

Not only is it coming, it's right behind you!
Yes, Mr. Hao is throwing things in his hair.
It's not poison, it's phosphor.

Want to live a decent life without getting some green on your head?
"If you don't have any other opinions, then I will start to introduce our background information now."

"This is the Great Barren Mountain. Yes, you heard it right. It is the name. This is an abandoned mountain, but there were many beautiful legends here hundreds of years ago."

"People in the barren mountains rely on mountains to eat mountains, and rely on water to drink water. They have no competition with the world, but they don't raise lazy cancer."

"So, starting today, we will not be providing any assistance other than medical care."

"Each family starts with 100 points, and the points can be used to redeem all the supplies on the mountain, including transportation. The price list has been sent to all of you."

"The rent is 20 per day, and the fee will be deducted from today, and the tent is 10."

"Every day we will provide 5~100 tasks, all voluntary."

Twilight.

Xiao Chenchen suddenly thought of those refrigerators at home, they were all full of meat.

"Director, what about the materials in our house? For example, does the meat belong to us?"

Qin Di smiled: "No, dear, the meat is only stored with you, and everyone needs to use points to convert it."

"Ten points for beef and mutton, 5 points for a catty of chicken and duck, and 1 point for an egg."

Everyone: "."

"Then can we bring supplies up from the bottom of the mountain?" Someone asked.

If so, then all problems seem to be solved.

Qin Di tilted her head: "What do you think?"

Zhang Pingping:
"Oh, by the way, although you can't bring supplies up from the bottom of the mountain, there are snakes and streams and fish under the back mountain. We won't charge you for the things you catch yourself."

Crowd: ? ?

"There are also many mushrooms on the mountain, you can pick them too."

"Of course, it's none of my business if I see the Smurfs."

Everyone: "."

No.

Is this really a romance? (end of this chapter)