Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

Song Yu's face turned red and white, then turned green, and finally settled into a greasy yellow color.

"Miss Ling is always good at joking. If I had the ability to sink an island at once, I would have become a god long ago."

Ling Bingbing tilted her head, left her eldest nephew behind, and stretched her sore wrists. She hadn't carried such a heavy thing for a long time, and she was still a little unaccustomed to it. As expected, you can't stop exercising casually, as your body will suffer from pain if you stop. Rusty.

But I haven’t had time to go to the gym recently.
Maybe, she can train her husband at home?

In the coffin, Mr. Hao, who was studying the texture of the coffin, sneezed. Didn't he come to the beach?Has he been thrown into the sea?Why does my back feel so cold?
Ling Bingbing: "If you can't sink it once, you can do it several times. In ancient times, there was Foolish Old Man who moved mountains, and now Mr. Song can also fill the sea. Mr. Song didn't do anything, so you just say that you can't do it. This... you are too arrogant to belittle yourself. "

Song Yu: @##￥%…

Song Yu took a deep breath and exhaled, going back and forth several times before he stabilized his emotions.

In order to avoid being "sent to heaven first" by Ling Bingbing, he decisively changed the topic and asked his assistant to bring him the proposal he had written long ago.

"Since I am providing the accommodation this time, let's eat and drink well. The guests don't have to earn all the ingredients themselves. The main thing is to have a safe relationship and make friends."

After Song Yu finished speaking, he looked at everyone with a proud face, hoping to see some excitement and happiness from the guests' presence.

but.
No one applauded him except Ling Bingbing.

Song Yu:.
No, do you have masochistic tendencies?

Song Yu's teeth also started to hurt.

"However, we also hope that every islander can abide by the island's regulations. There are not many, only three in total."

"First, you are not allowed to leave the island without permission. Except for celebrities like Miss Bai, if you really have no other choice, you can apply."

"Second, I hope everyone can take care of the environment and stop littering and damaging the marine environment."

Ling Bingbing boredly picked up a leaf from the tree, held it in her mouth and dangled it in boredom.

"I hope everyone will hand over their mobile phones and electronic devices."

Ling Bingbing: "Huh?"

Bai Linlang: "Are you crazy! In what era are you allowed to play with mobile phones? Why do you play with them and stare at them?"

Zhang Pingping also became irritable: "I rely on my mobile phone to make a living, are you responsible for the money I lost?"

Wang Changshuai frowned in disapproval. Although he has not dared to start broadcasting due to live broadcast accidents these days, he has never stopped flirting with girls and receiving kickbacks.

Xiao Chenchen also looked at him with incomprehensible eyes: "Song Yu, it's seven days."

The mother-in-law packed up the children and took them with her. For the healthy growth of the two children, Xiao Chenchen still gave Song Yu enough respect in front of the children.

When Song Yu heard her voice, he didn't look back, but said with a smile: "It's not that everyone is not allowed to use it all the time, it's just that it can't be used from 6 to 10 p.m., and when recording programs."

"What I do is also supported by scientific data. Some psychological experiments show that in the same environment, reducing the use of electronic products can effectively improve communication efficiency."

"Do you have any other questions?"

Everyone, look at me, I look at you, Ling Bingbing yawned again.

Song Yu: "Miss Ling?"

Ling Bingbing: "It's no problem for me. I can use it 24 hours a day."

Song Yu: "That's fine. I proposed this idea mainly because you young people are too dependent on electronic devices and have too little communication with family and friends."

Ling Bingbing: "You're right."

Song Yu: "Thank you for your recognition."

Song Yu thought for a while and then said: "If you are really bored, there is a script game over there, as well as a chess and card room KTV."

Ling Bingbing: "I'm not bored."

Song Yu: "Huh?" Ling Bingbing: "It's because the book is not good to read, or because my husband is not fun."

Song Yu: "Huh?"

Crowd: ?
Song Yu: "Did you bring Mr. Hao here again?"

In the middle of that night, that man was simply the beginning of his nightmare.

Even if he hasn't seen any non-human creatures in the past two days, he doesn't dare to sleep boldly.

Song Yu: "Mr. Hao is a patient after all. Miss Ling, if you do this, if Mr. Hao has any problems with me, can you afford the consequences?"

Ling Bingbing spread her hands: "If I leave him at home, will Mr. Song say that I am happy alone and don't care about my husband's life or death?"

Song Yupi smiled and twitched the corners of his lips: "Why does Miss Ling always use such negative emotions to doubt me?"

Song Yu: "It seems that I haven't offended you."

Following Song Yu's words, the sailors invited by Song Yu in the live broadcast room also began to work.

[That’s right, Mr. Song is just a kind reminder, how can she be so malicious]

[This woman must be sick. It’s not enough for people to care about her. 】

[I bet fifty cents that if Mr. Hao wakes up one day, he will divorce her immediately]

[Why doesn’t Ling Bingbing get out of the show? 】

[Reconsideration, scumbag, get out! 】

Ling Bingbing smiled: "Of course not, I would also like to thank Mr. Song."

Song Yu: "Oh? Where did Miss Ling start talking about this?"

Ling Bingbing: "If you hadn't come to participate in the show, I wouldn't have known such a good person like Sister Xiao, and I wouldn't have been able to become friends with her."

Song Yu:.
As Ling Bingbing spoke, she directed people to move Mr. Hao off the plane.

That's the disadvantage of being in large numbers. She could do something by herself, but in order not to surprise everyone, she had to trouble a few handsome guys.

"you"

Looking at the white coffin, the coldness on Song Yu's back was like a snake crawling along the tail vertebrae to the Tianling cover. He felt that his head was freezing.

"See the coffin and get rich, Mr. Song. I wish you good luck in your career."

Song Yu: @##￥%…

Song Ye ordered the largest single-family villa for Ling Bingbing.

Hao Bufan thought of his girlfriend's recent behavior and simply moved to Ling Bingbing's villa.

When Bai Linlang came back in the evening, he was already ready to sleep.

Facing his girlfriend's questioning, Hao Bufan was very patient.

While pouring her water, he untied his belt: "Linlang, why don't I want to be with you? It's just that although my legs can go to the ground, I still can't stand for a long time. After the recovery, I was covered in sweat. If you’re not too tired, can you help me wash up?”

As he spoke, he deliberately took off his pants. The already pitch-black plaster became even more muddy under the baptism of sweat, and it also exuded a strange smell.

Bai Linlang retched after taking one look. She said with tears in her eyes that she had to catch up with the announcement tomorrow, and ran away.

Hao Bufan looked at her back and said nothing.Maybe I'm used to it, so I don't have any mood swings at all.

He opened the bathtub sink and was moving in with difficulty when Ling Bingbing's voice suddenly sounded at the door.

"Xiao Pingfan, I found a caregiver for you and let him come in."