Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

"It's very expensive! I've already paid the money, it's 1 yuan in seven days." As if she guessed that he would refuse, the woman's voice spoke again as soon as she finished speaking.

If it had been before, Hao Bufan would definitely have told her that 1 yuan was not enough for him to buy a pair of shoes.

But during that month abroad, especially in small towns in some very backward small countries, 30 yuan could actually determine a girl's fate for the rest of her life. Only then did he gain a real concept of money.

It's not just a bunch of numbers.

Every point has its own value in different eras and regions.

"Is it a boy? If it's a girl, let him come tomorrow."

Of course he would not have anything happen to the nurse, but if Bai Linlang wanted to find fault, it would be completely unreasonable.

quarrel
It’s really internal friction╮(╯▽╰)╭.

"It's a boy, but is it okay if he's not handsome?" the person outside the door asked.

Hao Bufan tugged at the corners of his lips helplessly, becoming more and more suspicious that it was a lie that she sent the nurse to work, and that it was true that she was torturing him.

"Bingbing, are you testing whether I like boys?" Hao Bufan asked subconsciously.

Hao Bufan answered the question as quickly as possible: "How do you like it? So what if you don't like it?"

It suddenly became quiet outside the door, and after a while, there was another sound.

"My nephew, I think your thoughts are dangerous."

Hao Bufan had questions all over his head.

Hao Bufan: "Ling Bingbing, are you fishing for law enforcement?"

He suddenly found that calling his ex-girlfriend by her first name seemed easier than calling her Bingbing.

Is it
Did he let it go?

Don’t like Bingbing anymore?

No, he still likes her. If there is a perfect wife in this world, it must be like Ling Bingbing. She is smart but not old-fashioned. Her IQ and strength are the ceiling for ordinary people.

But this kind of love seemed to have changed in nature unknowingly. It was no longer the urge to get her, nor was it the heart that would jump when seeing her.

But a kind of appreciation.

Still like, like beautiful things.

Ling Bingbing: "I have this idea, but who made you take the bait?"

Hao Bufan:? ? ?

Hao Bufan laughed angrily. If he hadn't been unable to move, he would have thrown the soap in his hand and hit her.

"Why did I take the bait? I didn't say I liked men." Hao Bufan said loudly.

Outside the door, there was silence for another ten seconds.

After the silence, there was a long sigh: "Ordinary people, normal people, if I ask a man if he likes boys, most people will say that you are sick, so you like men."

"and you"

The soap bar in Hao Bufan's hand fell to the ground with a sound.

"I"

Ling Bingbing: "It's your personal choice whether you like boys or girls, but if you don't really like girls, then don't get married. Although I don't like my cheap sister very much, I hate every wife equally. Be a man with one wife.”

Hao Bufan: "I"

Hao Bufan looked out the window and murmured to himself. This was the first time he heard the word tongzhi. After searching on Baidu, he understood the various meanings. A thin chill ran down his back.

But does he really like boys?

Not right either.

It is not that he has no known suitors abroad who are out of the closet. The way those people express love is more enthusiastic and bold than some girls, but he has never been cold to them, and even feels a little unacceptable.

As I was thinking wildly, there was a rhythmic knock on the door.

"Ling Bingbing, today's chat quota has been used up. If you have anything to do, you can talk about it tomorrow." Hao Bufan said angrily. He finally discovered that Ling Bingbing seemed to be here specifically to defeat him.

Anyway, as long as she has anything to do with her, nothing good will happen, except for the teacher.

"Sir, I'm Xiaohuo, the nurse. Can I come in?" A green and nervous voice sounded.

This nurse calls herself a young man?So narcissistic?Can't Ling Bingbing find him someone older, mature and stable?Hao Bufan complained secretly in his heart and coughed before answering.

"Come in, the password is XXXXXX."

"Okay sir." Immediately, Hao Bufan heard the sound of the door lock turning and footsteps approaching from far away.

It almost took all of his strength to move himself into the bathtub. When he heard the footsteps, he didn't look back.

After all, there is a bubble to block it, and I am not afraid of being looked at.

And
Who doesn't want to take a bath?

Thinking like this, Hao Bufan felt very relaxed.

Even if someone walked up to him, he didn't look back.

But the nurse Xiaohuo is restless.

"Sir, are you taking a shower?"

Hao Bufan: "Yes."

"Are you hungry? Do you want me to make you something to eat? But I'm not very good at cooking Chinese food. Is Western food okay? Japanese food and seafood are fine. Of course, you can also eat French food if you want, but I have to go first. Catch a few.”

Hao Bufan:? ?
wow.

Hao Bufan was so shocked that the soap fell into the water again.

He fished and fished, but couldn't fish it out happily. The soap was like a long leg. He could clearly feel it, but every time he tried to grab it hard, it slipped away again.

[○`Д○]
After catching it for a long time, he was sweating all over.

"I'm not hungry, so you don't have to catch snails." Hao Bufan gave up and replied weakly.

"And you can't eat the snails on the roadside, right? Are you sure you can cook Western food?"

Caregiver guy: "Yes."

Hao Bufan: "Yes, right?"

Caregiver guy: "That shouldn't happen?"

Hao Bufan:? ? ?

Hao Bufan: "So you were sent by Ling Bingbing to make me angry, right?"

Hao Bufan: "Okay, don't do anything else, just rest."

He just checked in today. Before he came in, the hotel staff had just cleaned the room and the Hao family's own housekeeping team had disinfected it. He really didn't need a nurse to do anything.

The only thing he needed was for a nurse to come and help him get out of the bathtub. This action was still a bit difficult for him now.

"Then how do you write it? I took the money."

"And I wasn't sent here by Miss Ling, I came on my own initiative."

The person outside the door spoke again.

Hao Bufan felt his chest became more clogged.

"You took the initiative to make me angry, right? Do we have any grudge?"

Caregiver guy: "Of course there is no grudge. If there is grudge, I will definitely not be able to come. What if you take revenge on me?"

Hao Bufan was so angry that he laughed twice and asked patiently: "Then let me tell you, just because you are here, we have a feud now."

"Isn't this appropriate?" The nurse's voice was obviously tense, and he opened the bathroom door directly.

"Well, sir, how about I sing a song for you?"

"Get ready~~" The young nurse also took a street photo by himself.

Hao Bufan? ?

[There are 360 ​​and five sunrises in a year
I send you~~360 five blessings
The clock turns a thousand and 440 times every day~~~
There are more than 440 thoughts hidden in my heart every day
I wish you happiness every day

I hope you are safe every minute]

The lyrics are good, but the key cannot be said to be out of tune. It can only be said that he may have created something very new.

Hao Bufan could no longer pick up the soap in his hand, and he even wanted to sink into the water himself.

"You don't want to send blessings. You want to send me away." Hao Bufan became numb.

He took a deep breath resistingly, wanting to escape this terrible world for a while, and deliberately sank along the bathtub.

The water quickly covered his head, and the magical singing gradually faded away. At this moment, a pair of hands suddenly touched his cheek.