Goku, it's up to you

Chapter 168 The Gradually Outrageous Mecha

The next day, the evening was getting darker.

"You guys who are in charge of distributing leaflets should be smart. Don't think that handing in leaflets is enough. Be active and talk about sales. Every time you attract someone, you will be paid a commission."

The owner of the bumper car stall, with a cigarette in his mouth, lectured a specially hired team, "As for those who are in charge of advertising, I don't ask you to work harder, but the key is to remember one thing.

From today on, my stall will undergo a makeover and a new upgrade, so as to be in line with international standards and take a high-end route.

Therefore, the advertisement must be done in a more western style, don't be silly, it will make people lose the price just by looking at it.

Well, that's about it, let's get to work! "

With an order, everyone dispersed immediately.

Those in charge of distributing leaflets quickly rushed to the peak cut-off points of passenger traffic that had been set in advance.

Those who were in charge of advertising raised their hands to reveal the imperial talisman, and summoned a wind-type demon spirit and an illusion-type demon spirit.

The wind-type demon spirits are responsible for blowing the soft and powerful wind pillars, sending the illusion-type demon spirits into the air, so that they can be firmly placed in the most conspicuous position, and cooperate with each other to create a gorgeous illusion as an advertisement.

The tone of the entire phantom picture is pink.

Not only is it filled with pink bubbles, but there are also pink bumper cars, and various pink dolls and cute images.

From an adult's point of view, this is a simple and crude pile of children's elements, without any creativity at all.

But for children, it is very much to eat this set.
"Ma Ma, I want to ride a bumper car."

The little girls nearby who witnessed this scene couldn't walk anymore, and they all grabbed their mother's sleeves in childish voices and made requests.

"You are too young to ride a bumper car without a driver's license." / "Go home and ride on your dad's head, let him be a bumper car." / "I think you look like a bumper car!"

Even though the answers of the mothers were different, they all refused in unison.

If they go back a few years, maybe they will ask their boyfriends in love to accompany them on a bumper car naively.

However, now that I am a mother, my values ​​have long been different from before.

For this kind of consumer demand with low cost performance, the first reaction is PASS.

"No, no, I'm going to sit down!"

Seeing that his request was not responded to satisfactorily, he immediately touched the exclusive ground skills necessary for children, or stayed where he was, or squatted on the ground.

Skills take effect quickly, and there is a tendency to lie down and cry when there is already a disagreement.

"Ma'am, smart driving education for children is popular abroad, are you interested in learning about it?"

At the same time, the leaflet distributors who had already taken their positions also started to act.

"What child education?"

Although they didn't remember the whole process, the mothers still sensitively captured some key words.

"Children's intelligent driving education, also called Mind-Drive, is not very popular in China at present, but it is very popular abroad."

The dispatcher introduced in detail, "Mind represents children's thinking and cognitive level, and Drive represents the promotion of children's comprehensive ability development in the form of racing car driving.

Because complex information processing in high-speed situations requires mobilizing the entire brain to work, including the analysis and decision-making capabilities of the left brain, and the intuition and pattern recognition capabilities of the right brain.

In addition, during this process, children also need to accurately assess and control the position and speed of the vehicle in space, and coordinate the movements of the eyes, hands and feet, which is equivalent to exercising the body and brain at the same time .

This all-round improvement not only stimulates the spirit of adventure, helps children regulate emotions and manage stress, but also wins at the starting line one step ahead of their peers.

And
The equipment on our side has the most simulated F1 racing feel in China, matched with professional-level racing suits, which not only has professionalism, but also greatly guarantees safety.

The new store opens today, and the discounts are very strong. Do you want to go and have a look? "

"Sounds good."

The mothers who were stunned for a moment nodded subconsciously, ready to take their children to have a look.

As a result, when he lowered his head, he saw a stone monkey playing and playing with him.

"Go! Go! Go!"

For this unknown imperial spirit, the treasure mothers immediately picked up their children vigilantly, and then drove them away with a wave of their hands.

"little monkey"

Seeing the friends they had just met being chased away, the cute babies clutched the leaflets stuffed in their hands in frustration.

"what is this?"

Looking at the extra leaflets in the hands of their children, the mothers could not help but take them curiously:
【Dear friends, welcome to the Mecha Pilot Academy! 】

【Through our course study, you will have the following gains:】

【①Manual mecha driver's license: experience the shock of manipulating the mecha, and learn to master every detail of the mecha from head to toe. 】

[②Automatic mecha driver's license: One-key macro programming to release combo moves, AI skill voice assistance, good news for handicapped party! 】

[③Mecha Pilot Academy·Graduation certificate for outstanding students: a highlight in your life history! 】

For this leaflet, which is obviously mostly funny, mothers have another interpretation:
First of all, judging from the promotional pictures of the 'manual mecha driver's license', the operation complexity of this mecha is obviously higher than that of that racing car.

Secondly, in the section of "automatic mecha driver's license", cutting-edge technologies such as programming and AI are also mentioned.

Although between the lines of the entire propaganda, it did not say that it was aimed at children.

But I didn't refuse either!
Like the promotion of the racing car just now, it is obviously a place open to children, and there will definitely be a bunch of children crowded there.

If everyone rolls in one place, doesn't that mean there is no roll?

so.
In this era of introversion, the volume must also find a new way, and cannot follow the trend.

Taking advantage of those children gathered in the same age place to involve, and bringing the children to this kind of adult place in advance, is the real win at the starting line!
Moreover, there is no need to worry about whether children will not understand the content of this kind of adult learning.

After all, didn't the slogan say "the gospel of the handicapped party"?

The meaning of the handicapped party, rounding it up, isn't it the level that children can get started?

at last.
And this 'Excellent Student Graduation Certificate' is the most attractive part of the whole leaflet.

It would be best if it could be written on the resume in the future.

Even if you can't, just look at the promotional pictures and post them in Moments. It will look good, and there will definitely be a lot of likes.

With all that said, is there any reason not to go?
"Go, mom will take you to the machine armor!"

All you mothers who are crazy about brainstorming and self-marketing, you will immediately bring your own children to sign up.

"No, I just want to ride a bumper car."

The stubborn children who didn't know mecha's good temper when they were young, still twisted their bodies stubbornly and struggled.

until
The "Snow White Mecha" and "Aisha Princess Mecha" rose slowly in the sky, and they performed frost battles with each other, and began a performance show competing for the throne of the "Ice Queen".

Pairs of clear and ignorant big eyes, after being stunned for a while, regained consciousness in an instant, and immediately stepped on two short legs, shouting "don't fight", and rushed to the scene anxiously to persuade the fight
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