I just want to sell goods, but you force me to become a talent

Chapter 84 I'm Happy Today, Let's Have a Dance for Everyone (Part 5, Please Subscribe)
In the live broadcast that night, Ye Xian didn't play the usual musical instruments at the beginning.

"Hi everyone, I'm Ye Xian!"

"Today is very happy, I am going to dance for everyone!"

"I have never danced for everyone before. Those who enter the live broadcast room today can feast their eyes! Those who enter the live broadcast room later, can't blame me!"

Ye Xian winked and looked at the lens of the newly bought live camera.

Now that the 15th has passed, the Kuaiyin platform and Sea Lion music platform have settled the fees for January.

From the upload of the first short video on January 1 to the present, after deducting various service fees, miscellaneous fees, and taxes, Ye Xian has earned a total of more than 21 yuan online and offline.

Various expenses, including streaming, gift giving, wine delivery, daily consumption, purchase of goods, etc., cost 5 yuan.

Ye Xian has a balance of about 5 yuan in cash.

In addition, there is 2 yuan in sales revenue in the first half of February, and the platform needs to settle on March 10.

The reward can be settled every other day, but the income from selling goods has to wait for one and a half months.

If there is no income from tipping, Ye Xian can almost say that he has not made any money in the past 20 days, because he has not settled the salary for Qiu's mother.

However, by the time of settlement in March, this income will be very considerable, and may reach more than several times the income in February.

After getting the money, Ye Xian immediately took out 3 yuan to upgrade the live broadcast equipment, and the camera lens was changed from the Juzi mobile phone to a special camera for live broadcast.

Ye Xian usually doesn't spend money recklessly, and he never pays much attention to food, but he is also very willing to spend money on the equipment used for live broadcast.

The 3 yuan was mainly spent on cameras.

Secondly, I bought a large-screen monitor, which mainly displays the comments in the live broadcast room, so that I don’t need to go to the phone screen or computer to read everyone’s comments.

This allows the anchor to interact with fans more efficiently.

He is very aware of the operation in another world. With the increase of the flow of people in the live broadcast room, the ordinary Juzi mobile phone can no longer handle the traffic.

Shotguns for cannons.

The clarity of the picture in the live broadcast room was immediately improved.

[The most popular is the big aunt: In this way, sister, I have a good eye today!I had the chance to see Brother Xian dance! 】

[Casual ghost: Wow, wow, I can see my abs through my clothes, eight dollars!Definitely eight! 】

[Raise your hips to fight: Based on my years of listening to music, Brother Xian definitely looks like an oiran! 】

[Moe-producing machine: What oiran, that's a duck... King! 】

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[There are always silly sons who want to harm their father: This dance is so cheap! 】

[Five elements lack a tendon: My god, what kind of dance is Brother Xian doing, why is it so magical? 】

【Top Scorer: Why does Brother Xian wear a green wig? What does it mean?Who did he cuckold for? 】

[It's a bald man who will eventually shine: the movements are so simple, I feel like I can do it too! 】

[Using meat to overcome strength: This dance is so good!I really want to dance with you! 】

[Chrysanthemum Three Angers: The eyes say, I have learned!The body said, fuck him!Whoever loves to dance will dance! 】

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The dance that Ye Xian is dancing now is "Dance of Victory" adapted from the Ax Gang's "Dance of Victory" in another world. The most interesting thing is not that Ye Xian dances by himself, but that there are several people in suits standing behind him.

Ding Zhan, Qiu Mama, Zhao Fen, Qian Duoduo.

Including Ye Xian, exactly five people.

The five people lined up in a V-shaped queue, all bent down and started "fly rubbing hands".

Ye Xian was wearing a white shirt and black trousers.

Zhao Fen and Qian Duoduo were wearing black suits.

Ding Zhan and Qiu's mother were wearing white suits.

Each wore a skull mask, red hoods on their foreheads, and green wigs on top of their heads.

Five people, with distinct colors, are scattered.

Bottom left and bottom right, top left and top right.

Step on the right foot and step on the left foot, step back the right foot and step back the left foot.

The fly rubs his hands four times.

As soon as the demonic shaking of the head started, the audience in the live broadcast room all laughed.

Rewards are like rain, constantly brushing up.

[I have spicy sticks to follow me: Is the one behind that Qiu's mother? It must be her. I can recognize her eyes! 】

[Going shopping with a baby bottle in her mouth: Oh my God, does Qiu's mother let it go like this? 】

[People with a lot of shit: Don't you know that Qiu's mother is a dance teacher?I suspect she arranged this dance! 】

[Shrimp doesn't blink: Who are those two girls?I haven't seen it before!newcomer? 】

[Breast biscuit: By the way, there are more and more women around Brother Xian!what should we do? 】

[Go straight on the dry road: Ding Zhan is such an elegant middle-aged uncle, dancing this dance, what happened to this era? 】

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The magical dance changed from dancing in front of the audience to Ye Xian fighting with four people alone. After dancing for 5 minutes, the number of simultaneous online users in Ye Xian's live broadcast room almost broke through 3000 at the same time.

"Huh, I'm so tired!"

"How about this dance just now? I call it "Dance of Victory"! The related video will be released to everyone after it is downloaded."

Ye Xian took a breath, removed the wig, scarf, mask and other equipment, picked up the teacup and took a sip of tea, and said with a smile: "This dance is not aimed at anyone, it's just that Auntie is happy today, so I thought of using this way to let She's happier."

[There are always women who want to sleep with me: Shit, you won the lawsuit, showing off here, and even said that you don't target anyone! 】

[You can do whatever you want on Kang: Well, I feel that Brother Xian is simply happy!Glad to see the unscrupulous people being punished! 】

[Love to the depths of the legs: No, it's Qiu's mother who is happy, so Brother Xian is happy, don't mistake the person! 】

[Please call me Ji Xiangwu: Let Qiu's mother come and talk to us, we want to chat with Qiu's mother! 】

[The First Chief of the Tang Dynasty: Am I the only one who wants to chat with Ding Zhan?I want to ask why he is not blind this time? 】

[Raise your hips to fight: Who are those two women in the back?Be honest! 】

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The live broadcast room was full of jubilation, Ye Xian chatted a few more words, and after waiting for everyone to calm down a little, he began to talk about the fifth episode of "Dream of Red Mansions" as a routine.

Speaking of the fifth episode, some "Dream of Red Mansions" book fans have gathered in the live broadcast room. Many people have begun to have the fun of finding out the story. Wang Xifeng was interested.

Jia Baoyu's persona has gradually begun to be liked by others.

Some people say he is an infatuated prodigal son, some people say he is a scumbag...

This episode just mentioned that Lin Ruhai is critically ill, and Lin Daiyu returns to Yangzhou.

"cough!"

Ye Xian coughed lightly and picked up the teacup.

[Pindao only sticks to chrysanthemums: I swear, this old sixth, come again! 】

[Female benefactor, please stop: let's go, let's go to the bathroom! 】

[There are always women who want to sleep with me: toilet time!Toilet time! 】

[Aunt laughing to death: Advertisement warning ahead!Advertising warning! 】

[Night Attack on the Nunnery: Have you noticed that Ye Xian's talk about "Dream of Red Mansions" is more attractive recently?It seems that the conversation is more stylish? 】

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The people in the live broadcast room have all understood Ye Xian's routine, and knowing that he is going to start advertising, the group mocking mode was immediately activated.

"If you don't like me selling goods, then we can chat instead. Lectures are very tiring."

Ye Xian was not used to this group of people, Haizhou Old Wine, Durian Cake, Durian Cake, and Xiao Hei Hei Duck Neck were all arranged. After talking for a full 20 minutes, he picked up the teacup.

Everyone understood that it was Ye Xian who had finished speaking about the advertisement, and the comments became much quieter immediately.

"Oh, by the way, Ms. Qiu is giving everyone benefits again today!"

Ye Xian bent down and took out another cardboard box from under the tea table.

Everyone patted their heads and forgot that this guy sometimes panted heavily.

Ye Xian smiled and opened the box, and took out the products inside.

"Snackers, we have added a new kind of late-night snack - Shuangxing pork jerky, which is delicious without starch and preservatives. I will open the bag for you to taste first."

Ye Xian picked up the reddish-brown pork jerky, put them into his mouth piece by piece, and chewed them one by one, causing the seduced fans in the live broadcast room to drool.

[Today is also a day to eat dirt: I feel that Brother Xian did it on purpose!All his selections are night snacks! 】

[Fart for you to chase after me: I said it back then, why did he name his fans Xiaoye!He counted us as a bunch of foodies! 】

[National special-grade unprotected waste: No more, I want to place an order!Not only do I place an order, I also want to order a takeaway first to satisfy my cravings! 】

[Five elements lack meat: Takeaway?My old lady, I just ate the duck neck recommended by him, and now he serves me pork jerky, which makes people die! 】

[Fairy with a beer belly: I want to eat Brother Xian! 】

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Ps1: Today's inventory
Haizhou old wine inventory: 7731 bottles.

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Ps2: "Victory Dance" Ax Gang, it is recommended to watch "Uneven Dance Troupe", don't go to see that braid brother, don't go to see it!
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