I just want to sell goods, but you force me to become a talent

Chapter 85 A Woman (Part 1, please subscribe)

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Ye Xian ate a pack of dried pork for 10 minutes abruptly, and made a group of book fans scold their mothers anxiously. He hates this kind of broken dog the most.

A group of fans scolded mother anxiously.

Ye Xian won't sing until the end of his lecture, and there's still half an episode left, won't it be the middle of the night when he hears the song?

A group of foodies are even more scolding.

Live broadcast you just live broadcast, you put poison in the middle of the night, still let people live?

Only Yanfen is as stable as Mount Tai.

My idle brother, eating a snack is so elegant and beautiful, I really love it.

This finger is really long, I really want to lick it.

These lips are so red, I want to lick them.

This tongue is a bit long, as if trying.

……

Ye Xian finished eating the jerky pork in a slow manner, smashed his mouth, and said to Qiu's mother beside him: "Auntie, I think we can have a fat house happy water! Otherwise, this supper will not be complete!"

Qiu's mother was also fooled by this guy and wanted to scold others, so she said angrily: "Hurry up and talk about the second half of the episode, everyone is waiting impatiently, I will arrange your fat house happy water later!"

[I have spicy sticks to follow me: listen, listen!Qiu's mother is really my real mother! 】

[Big breasts cover all ugliness: Mother Qiu is so kind to us!Don't say anything, I've placed an order for pork jerky!Brother Xian, give Qiu's mother more salary! 】

[Buttons hurt people: What kind of salary do you pay? I bet that Qiu's mother is Ye Xian's mother-in-law! 】

[Raise your hips to fight: But what you can do, the matter of Ye Xian and Qiu Qing has not been written yet!How do you let us girlfriend fans live? 】

……

Seeing that the comment section turned into a gossip section, Ye Xian didn't dare to criticize these people anymore, wiped his mouth, cheered up and started talking about the second half of the episode.

After finishing the fifth episode of "Dream of Red Mansions", Ye Xian took a break, and then looked at the camera: "Today is dancing, chatting, storytelling, and selling goods. I am really tired. How about we start directly?" Lianmai fans."

Lianmai fans are already a regular program in Ye Xian's live broadcast room, and the fans cheered happily one by one. Ye Xian immediately started and randomly selected a fan.

"Hello?"

"Hello, I'm Ye Xian!"

"Ah - it's really Brother Xian!"

The short video is about a girl who looks like a student. When she found out that she was really hooked up with Brother Xian, she jumped up and down excitedly.

"Introduce yourself."

The girl stood up and bowed ninety degrees to the camera, which made all fans immediately understand where she was from.

"Hi everyone, my name is Lily Sauce, and I'm from Donghe Province."

200 years ago, the rebellion in Donghe Province was strongly suppressed by Emperor Xianzong of the Tang Dynasty at that time. In that battle, thousands of islands in Donghe Province flowed into rivers of blood and flowed into the sea, blood red for dozens of days.

After the rebellion was suppressed, the population of Donghe province dropped from 1 million to 3000 million, and it was downgraded from a vassal state to a province. Since then, there has been no disobedience.

Now Donghe Province is slowly regaining its vitality. All the people in Donghe Province speak Tang dialect, wear Tang costumes, and respect Tang rites. Except for occasional people who have awkward names, basically they can no longer see the existence of the previous culture.

Now the men in Datang all like to marry girls from Donghe Province.

Because the women there are as gentle as water.

[Lairi Fangchang: Wow, it's a woman from Donghe Province, I can do it! 】

[Gu Daoranchang: I can do it too!I love watching their long videos! 】

[Barren land: It is said that one of the things they like to do most after they get married is to wait for their husbands to die? 】

[Deeply ingrained: how can it be so perverted!The main reason is that they are better at keeping in good health, so they live longer than men, just spreading rumors!But it is true that their cheating rate is relatively high! 】

[Excellence: I can live next door to their house! 】

[Excellent technology: I am good at door-to-door plumbing repairs! 】

[Rusty for a long time: Hey, let's talk about it, the live broadcast room has been blocked! 】

[Go straight on the dry road: We are telling the truth, I have proof! 】

……

The woman from Donghe Province made some male fans in the live broadcast room excited.

Female fans began to cast aside this group of LSPs.

Because in the Tang Dynasty, the competitiveness of women is weaker than these Donghe women.

Native women hate these women's poses.

The Mao girl from Shilian Province in the Tang Dynasty hated the girls from Donghe Province even more, thinking that they were not women, and she could pick up a woman from Donghe Province with one hand.

Of course, there may also be some reasons for the feud.

At the beginning of the rebellion in Donghe Province, they even detoured Shilian Province and wanted to use Shilian Province as a springboard to go south.

Will the big guys in Shilian Province give these two or five boys a chance?The army of Shilian province directly drove the army of Donghe province out of the land without the help of the Tang army.

As a result, the people of the two provinces have always looked at each other a little differently.

Not moving at all is, what do you look at, what do you look at.

Take another look, try it, try it.

……

"Well, have you figured out what song to sing?"

They are all citizens of the Tang Dynasty, Ye Xian did not treat them differently.

Even he really wanted to see how watery the gentle Donghe Province woman really is.

"I want to sing "Take Me to Nightlife" by Brother Xian. I think this song is very suitable for our young people in Donghe Province."

"Please start your show!"

Although the dialect of Donghe Province is a bit heavy, Ye Xian still has some expectations.

"The empty time
become infinite in your eyes

……

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Unexpectedly.

Everyone thought that this girl from Donghe Province would sing with a more or less dialect accent, but this girl from Donghe Province not only spoke standard Tanghua, she even sang very well.

Ye Xian couldn't help but picked up the guitar and began to accompany the other party.

When the chorus was sung, Lily-chan completely let go of her reserve and began to sing with all her heart.

The rhythm is very accurate, and the intonation is also in place.

Ye Xian opened his mouth and began to harmonize for her, making her singing more contagious.

[I'm super long: Hissing country one, Lily sauce can sing!I feel that she must sing a minor tune very well! 】

[President of Big Fish Pond: Well, I think I can score 80 points! 】

[Too lazy to pick a name: 80 points? 85 I don't think it's an exaggeration! 】

[Homework all over the world: Lily sauce looks so cute, it fits my perception of girls in Donghe Province, yes, I'm a fan! 】

……

After singing a song, Lily Sauce blushed and bowed deeply to the camera again: "Thank you Brother Xian, thank you so much, not only for giving me the opportunity to perform, but also for accompaniment and harmony, thank you very much!"

Ye Xian smiled and said: "I also thank you for liking my song so much, send me the backstage address, and I will send you a bottle of Haizhou old wine signed by me."

Lily sauce bowed again excitedly, and a group of LSPs stared dumbfounded.

[Pindao only sticks to chrysanthemums: I didn't notice just now, this soft girl seems to be a little tricky? 】

[It's the bald man who will eventually shine: Is that a bit of a surprise?That was choppy! 】

[Female benefactor, please stay: It's over, her address was taken by Brother Xian!I have no chance! 】

[The moon is my fawn: You won't pay attention to her now, idiot, I have paid attention to her! 】

……

After the mic with Lily sauce ended, Ye Xian randomly connected with mic again. Unexpectedly, the next person to connect with Lily turned out to be a hairy girl.

"Hi everyone, I'm Yelena, I'm from Shilian Province!"

……

Ps1: Today's inventory
Haizhou old wine inventory: 7730 bottles.

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Ps2: The background of Datang is gradually unfolding. In the last book, everyone thought that my world view was not well done. I will make some adjustments in this book.

This book is purely fabricated, and any content in it must not be compared with reality. Any similarity is purely coincidental.

(End of this chapter)

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