Uncle Nine: Start the coffin shop and kill ghosts

Chapter 213: Human communicates with corpse spirit

Chen Tian stepped forward and hit him with a divine thunder talisman.

In an instant, bursts of thick lightning struck down from the sky, forming a power grid and shrouding the bronze-armored zombies.

Chen Tian struck with a wave of thunder and lightning, causing the zombies to stop moving.

However, this bronze-armored zombie is of extraordinary quality, and has been labeled with the most sinister and evil things such as the Yin Seal of the Black Sect, non-poisonous water, and Taoist blood, making it even more ferocious.

"what!"

The zombie roared and flew up towards Chen Tian.

Chen Tian snorted coldly and saw a talisman arrow flying over and piercing the throat of the bronze-armored zombie.

But it was the talisman arrow fired by Zhuge Kongping!
"Nephew, let me help you!"

Chen Tian nodded, dispatched his flying sword, and took the opportunity to pierce the head of the bronze-armored zombie.

"Ah ah ah!
The bronze-armored zombie screamed, white smoke came out of his body, his eyes were red, but he grabbed the flying sword and tried to break it.

"Whoosh whoosh!"

Three talisman arrows flew over again, piercing the arm of the bronze-armored zombie.

Chen Tian waved his flying sword, preparing to chop off the arms of the copper price zombie.

However, Zhuge Kongping shouted and grabbed Chen Tian's right hand.

"Wait a minute! Nephew, you can't cut off your hands! You have to maintain the integrity!"

Chen Tian twitched the corner of his mouth, wanting to slap Zhuge Kongping.

Interrupted by him, the bronze-armored zombie had already pulled out the flying sword and threw it towards Chen Tian.

Chen Tian put away his flying sword and launched three consecutive thunder and lightning waves.

The bronze-armored zombie was immobilized again, fighting against the thunder and lightning in his body.

Zhuge Kongping put a bamboo pole against the copper coin zombie's throat, and with his hand gestures, he drove the copper coins into the zombie's throat.

Chen Tian stepped forward and poured the prepared rooster blood directly on the head of the bronze-armored zombie.

The copper price zombie screamed and retreated, falling to the ground.

Chen Tian stabbed the 500-year-old lightning peach wood sword into his head, sealing him completely.

However, this bronze-armored zombie in Xishuangbanna is extraordinary. It is still twitching at this time.

Upon closer inspection, Chen Tian found that the zombie's lower body had received too little chicken blood, which gave him the strength to struggle.

Chen Tian threw a few thunderballs again, hitting the zombies so that they could not move.

Just when he was about to throw a fireball and burn the zombie to ashes.

Zhuge Kongping jumped out and shouted.

"Nephew, you promised me to take zombies to the laboratory for research!"

Chen Tian felt helpless and nodded.

But this zombie is just suppressed. It is not an easy task to eliminate him!
Zhuge Kongming shouted happily and greeted Xiao Ming.

"Xiao Ming, go move the bronze-armored zombies!"

However, the bronze-armored zombie suddenly jumped up, grabbed Zhuge Xiaoming's neck, and tried to suck his blood.

A sneer appeared on Chen Tian's lips, knowing that zombies could not be eliminated so easily.

Of course he wants to find an opportunity to kill it completely!
Therefore, he collected the lightning power and pulled out the peach wood sword, so as to take advantage of the opportunity to use the ultimate move of Xianju Xinghuo Sky!
Zhuge Xiaoming yelled and shouted in panic: "Dad, come and save me!"

Chen Tian directly used his flying sword to cut off the zombie's arms!
"Ahhh!"

The zombie screamed, went crazy with excitement, and flew towards Chen Tian.

Chen Tian had Spark Sky brewing in his hand and was about to use it.

However, the zombie screamed and fell down.

I saw Zhuge Kongming throwing the coffin nails over and driving them into the zombie's back.

Then, he found other coffin nails and drove them into the zombie's limbs, chest and head, rendering him completely unable to move.

Chen Tian was still a little reluctant, but thinking that there would be opportunities later, he was not in a hurry!
He directly threw a red lotus karma fire and submerged it into the zombie's body, allowing the red lotus karma fire to seal the power of the bronze-armored zombie.

Although this red lotus karma fire can only burn guilty souls, it is also very powerful in terms of damage to zombies and can lurk.

Zhuge Xiaoming broke out in a cold sweat and saw the zombie who had become honest again and walked over.

He looked at the motionless zombies and asked curiously: "Why can coffin nails control zombies?"

Chen Tian put away the mahogany sword and replied: "This coffin nail is stained with rooster blood!"

"Still the same 50-year-old cock!"

Zhuge Kongping added.

Zhuge Xiaoming looked at him suspiciously.

"How did you know?"

"Smell it out!"

With that said, Zhuge wiped a handful of chicken blood on the bronze-armored zombie and smelled it.

"Nephew, your chicken blood is only 20 years old. It doesn't have enough yang energy, so it won't be very effective!"

Chen Tian's mouth twitched.

The 50-year-old cock has become sperm!
He searched for a long time before he found a 20-year-old rooster!
At this time, Zhuge Kongping looked at the bronze-armored zombies in Xishuangbanna and smiled proudly.

"An ancient corpse is an ancient corpse! Although it looks ugly, it is extraordinary! Hahahaha"

"Hahaha"

Zhuge Xiaoming laughed proudly on the sidelines.

Back at Zhuge's house, Zhuge Kongping immediately started to seal the zombies.

He put on an apricot-yellow Taoist robe, held a mahogany sword, danced the mahogany sword, and chanted something.

"Sprinkle five beans on the ground to attract yang energy!"

Xiao Ming was on the side and sprinkled five kinds of beans on the ground. The beans of various colors rolled all over the ground, attracting the sunshine from the sky.

Zhuge Kongping stroked the peach wood sword with his fingers, formed a seal, and continued to read: "The Xuanyuan Mirror guides the righteousness of the universe!"

Xiao Ming stepped forward and turned over the five-sided corpse-suppressing talisman of the formation that trapped the bronze-armored zombie, but there were five bright mirrors.

The intense sunlight shines on the zombie's eyes through the mirror, completely suffocating it.

Chen Tian nodded aside, his uncle was well prepared!
"Willow branches on both sides block evil spirits."

Zhuge Kongping pointed his mahogany sword at the zombie, who was tied in the middle of the formation.

Two lush willow branches stand on both sides of the zombie, blocking the evil spirit so that the zombie cannot receive the evil spirit.

Then, Zhuge Kongping pushed the wooden stick made of spikes over and pressed it against the zombie's heart and belly.

"Musha breaks my heart and lungs!"

This way you’ll be foolproof!
Xiao Ming looked on and asked in surprise:
"Dad, he can't even move, so you're still trying so hard, isn't it superfluous?"

"What do you know? These coffin nails and chicken blood can only control him for a while!"

Zhuge Kongping's face became serious and he glared at Xiao Ming.

"If he gets evil spirits, he can transform into a corpse at any time! If he comes out, nothing can stop him!"

Chen Tian nodded and made a suggestion.

"Uncle, I think he should be burned to death!"

"Let me study for a while and see if I can completely suppress him!"

Zhuge Kongping's eyes glowed as he looked at the bronze-armored zombie.

"It is indeed a thousand-year-old ancient corpse. People who know the art say that the bronze armor is made of ice muscle and jade bone, which is the best quality! It is indeed worthy of its reputation!"

Chen Tian suddenly felt helpless when he saw his master's enthusiastic expression.

At this time, a crow flew by, Zhuge Kongping raised his head, and a drop of shit fell on his head.

Xiao Ming laughed and said, "Dad, crows poop!"

Zhuge Kongming cursed and went into the house to practice.

It seems that his bad luck is about to begin!
Chen Tian shook his head and prepared to stay and continue watching the show!
Early the next morning, Chen Tian came out of the guest room and heard Wang Hui talking to Zhuge Kongping.

"Fat man, I'm going out to buy some things. When the matchmaker comes, you can help me greet her!"

Zhuge Kongping was about to get on the elevator to do an experiment when he heard this and complained.

"It's so annoying. Didn't she come here last time?"

"The man above can't do it! The little flower is of water, and the man is also of fire. How can I have a son if water and fire are in conflict with each other?"

Wang Hui waved her handkerchief, looking a little dissatisfied.

When Chen Tian heard this, he silently avoided it, but then he heard Zhuge Kongping say:
"Are you still superstitious now? Isn't Chen Tian also a fire person? Isn't he worthy of Xiao Hua?"

"Of course he is worthy, but I am afraid that our little flower is not worthy of him!"

When Chen Tian was mentioned, Wang Hui also became happy and sighed.

"It's a pity that Chen Tian seems to only treat Xiaohua as his sister. If he had this intention, I would have brought them together long ago!"

Chen Tian silently speeded up, left the lobby, and went outside to have breakfast.

After Wang Hui left, Zhuge Kongping prepared to use the wooden elevator to go upstairs, but found that the elevator was broken.

Hey, why are you so unlucky today?
"The elevator is broken, forget it, let's take the stairs!" He slowly went up the stairs, where the ghost servant was already waiting for him.

When the ghost servant saw him, he looked worried and couldn't help but give him some advice.

"Master, do you really want to try it yourself? Didn't you ask Xiao Ming to try it last time?"

"Xiao Ming's skills are not enough and his thoughts are impure. Even if he lets the zombies channel spirits, he still can't completely control the zombies!"

Zhuge Kongping shook his head, walked over to the cage, and put the iron cover on his head with a very determined attitude.

"If it were me, I would definitely succeed! Then there would be one more corpse slave!'

"Sir, are you dissatisfied with my service?"

The ghost servant asked somewhat innocently.

Zhuge Kongping sighed.

"You can be reincarnated as a human on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month. Who will help me then?"

The ghost servant thought about it, and it was the same reason.

Seeing that the master was resolute, he listened to his instructions and turned the handle quickly.

I saw "sizzling" current flowing from the machine, crossing the iron pipe on the ceiling, connecting the sleeping zombie and Zhuge Kongping's head.

Both Kong Ping and Zombie twitched violently, and their brain waves connected in an instant.

But Zhuge Kongping felt strange. He was breathing heavily and his nose kept twitching.

But when the current stopped, he walked out of the iron cage and felt even weirder!
Did the experiment fail?
The ghost servant helped him out and worried him for a year.

"Master, are you okay?"

Zhuge Kongping shook his head and looked at the sleeping zombie.

I saw the sleeping zombie breathing heavily, eyes wide open, and still baring its teeth.

He seems to be acting like this too!
Are zombies imitating him?
"Come!"

He waved, summoned the zombies, and said to the ghost servant:
"Watch my performance! Let's go!"

He gave an order, but the zombie didn't move very much. Instead, his expression became more and more fierce.

Zhuge Kongping was angry and wanted to check the situation, but found that he could not move!
The next moment, he rushed forward suddenly and hit the zombie's head. His body was completely out of his control!
Oops, he's actually being controlled by zombies!
'Mmmmmmm!'

The ghost servant screamed in fright and looked at Zhuge Kongming in surprise.

The next moment, he was hit in the face by one person and one corpse.

The ghost servant covered his face and asked in fright: "Master, how long have you been controlled by the zombies?"

"Of course not! I'm imitating him!"

Zhuge Kongping always wanted to save face, so he immediately dealt with it.

The ghost servant breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, the matchmaker came in and covered her face.

"People say matchmakers are good, people say matchmakers are wonderful, but who knows that matchmakers suffer a lot!"

She shouted at the top of her lungs.

"Zhuge! Wang Hui! Are you there?"

Zhuge Kongping, who was upstairs, heard the shout, responded, and gave instructions to the ghost servant.

"The matchmaker is here, keep an eye on him!"

The ghost servant nodded and couldn't help but reach out and touch the sleeping zombie, his eyes full of curiosity.

Zhuge Kongping turned around and scolded him.

"Don't move, zombies are no joke!"

The ghost servant retracted his hand, responded, and stood there honestly.

Zhuge Kongping then walked down the stairs, looking surprised.

"Alas! It should be that humans can communicate with corpse spirits! There is no reason why corpses can communicate with human spirits!"

At this time, his body suddenly lost control and he jumped down the stairs and flew in the direction of the matchmaker.

No way? He is controlled by zombies again?
Didn't the ghost servants be told to watch out for zombies?
The matchmaker was waiting downstairs when she saw Zhuge Kongping flying over. She had no time to escape and was knocked to the ground by him.

She asked fiercely: "Kong Ping, what do you want to do?"

Zhuge Kongping immediately stood up, looking embarrassed.

"It's nothing, I can't control myself!"

"Ah?" The matchmaker suspected that her ears heard it, and the next moment she saw Zhuge Kongping stretched out his hands and pinched his neck.

"Hey, why are you choking me? I won't tell your wife!"

The matchmaker slapped Zhuge Kongping's hand, her eyes full of fear.

"I'm sorry! I really don't know how to explain it!"

Zhuge Kongping broke into a cold sweat and wanted to take back control of his body, but was unable to do so.

He grabbed the matchmaker's neck harder!
Damn it, what the hell is the ghost servant doing?
At this time, the ghost servant was being choked by the sleeping zombie and struggling desperately.

"Mimi Mimi!"

At this time, Chen Tian came back from breakfast and hurriedly put a binding charm on Zhuge Kongping's back to rescue the matchmaker.

"Uncle, are you okay? I'll control the zombies first!"

After saying that, he flew directly upstairs, used the zombie talisman to immobilize the zombies, and rescued the ghost servant.

"Thank you Mr. Chen!"

The ghost servant jumped, touched his head, and thanked Chen Tian.

Chen Tian then went downstairs and saw that the matchmaker had run away.

He took off the amulet on Zhuge Kong's flat head and asked jokingly.

"Uncle, how can you sing this song?"

"Am I really controlled by zombies?
Zhuge Kongping wiped the cold sweat on his head, but he was still afraid.

"This is really evil!"

Chen Tian couldn't help but shook his head when he thought of the Xishuangbanna bronze-armored zombies in the Fenggui Library.

Fortunately, he didn't want to collect this zombie!
Otherwise, he will be the unlucky one!
"Uncle, is it the problem with the zombie?"

He reminded me tactfully.

But Zhuge Kongping shook his head, "He has been sealed, how can he come out to be a monster?"

Chen Tian smiled mysteriously and said nothing. Anyway, he would find out the truth soon!
In the evening, Zhuge Kongping was washing his feet and still thinking about this matter.

Wang Hui was mumbling on at the side and didn't give him a good look.

Zhuge Kongping was henpecked and did not dare to talk back.

At this time, the water in his footbath flashed, revealing the white and soft face of his junior sister.

"Sister!"

Kong Ping shouted in surprise, but couldn't help but look around, for fear that Wang Hui would hear him and seek bad luck for him.

"How come you have time to see me?"

Bai Rourou's pretty face emerged from the basin, with a bit of worry on her face.

“Senior brother, I’m here to tell you this time, the best in the world is here to bring bad luck to you!
"You catch the bronze-armored zombie and make a big show of it. If he is not convinced, you have to be careful!"

"Thank you, junior sister, for reminding me, I understand!"

Kong Ping nodded.

At this time, Wang Hui appeared, looking at him muttering, his expression became more and more suspicious.

"Fat man, what are you doing? It's time to eat!"

Kong Ping was startled, fearing that Wang Hui would see his junior sister's face, so he hurriedly covered the footbath.

"Why are you so afraid of your wife? She is so unreasonable, let me tell her!"

Kong Ping shook his head hurriedly, but it attracted Wang Hui's attention more and more.

"What are you mumbling about?"

"nothing!"

Kong Ping yelled, and hurriedly put his face into the footbath, breaking up the water.

Wang Hui looked at him in surprise, her expression full of disbelief.

"Fat man, what are you doing?"

"Haha, I'm washing my face! Rinse my mouth!'

Kong Ping answered with a dry smile, swallowed a few mouthfuls of foot washing water, and answered vaguely.

Wang Hui was shocked, "But this is foot-washing water!"

"Pfft!" Kong Ping was dumbfounded and squirted out a mouthful of water.

Chen Tian couldn't help but sneered as he passed by.

(End of this chapter)