Uncle Nine: Start the coffin shop and kill ghosts

Chapter 214

When they arrived at the dinner table, they saw Wang Hui with a dark face and a particularly unhappy mood. However, with the guest Chen Tian present, she still did not have an attack.

The atmosphere at the dinner table was very strange. Chen Tian remained calm and just watched the show.

Zhuge Kongping looked shabby, his face turned black, and the word "unlucky" was written all over his face.

"Uncle, you have been having bad luck lately. Are you possessed by an evil spirit?"

Chen Tian opened his mouth and gave a reminder.

Zhuge Kongping nodded, with lingering fear.

"Yes, I also feel that I have been very unlucky recently!'

Zhuge Xiaohua raised her eyes, looked at her father's face, and shouted.

"Yes, dad, you have been having a bad time lately and everything is not going well for you, so be careful!"

"Where is his bad luck? He is definitely lucky!"

Wang Hui snorted coldly and rolled her eyes.

Kong Ping lowered his head to eat and did not dare to speak.

At this time, Kong Ping's expression changed and he saw Bai Rourou's face appearing in his soup bowl.

He immediately drank up the soup and praised: "Honey, the soup you make is so delicious!"

"If it tastes good, drink more. Master, there is more here!"

The ghost servant came over, holding a big soup bowl on his face, as big as Kong Ping's face.

As soon as his expression changed, he saw Bai Rourou's face appear again.

He quickly grabbed the soup bowl, buried his head in it, and drank all the soup inside.

Everyone looked at him in surprise.

“This soup is so delicious!
He smiled awkwardly but politely, his stomach half full.

Chen Tian couldn't help but snicker, this Kong Ping was so unlucky!
At this time, it rained heavily in the sky, and Bai Rourou's voice floated in every drop of rain.

"Wang Hui, you shrew!"

Wang Hui inserted her waist and twisted Kong Ping's ears.

"Okay, you are still entangled with your junior sister!"

Seeing that a domestic violence was about to take place, Kong Ping hurriedly sent them away.

"Xiao Hua, Xiao Ming, you go patrol the Ghost Fenggui Library!"

Chen Tian also quietly sneaked back into the guest room and heard the angry quarrel between the two.

Fengguiku and the others will also run into trouble, wait until he comes to the rescue!
Master, I can only help you so much!
Zhuge Xiaohua changed into a short white gown and wore a small white flower on her head. Her beautiful face was like a hibiscus.

She and Zhuge Xiaoming opened the door of the Fenggui Library and patrolled inside to prevent any evil ghosts from escaping to scare people.

"Feed ghosts during the day and patrol at night!"

Xiao Ming complained and closed the door.

Xiaohua rolled her eyes, rushed over with her teeth and claws bared, yelled, and pretended to be a female ghost.

There was a hint of contempt in Xiao Ming's eyes, and he was frightened back.

"Ah! You're scaring me!"

The two of them walked forward playfully, not afraid when they saw the gloomy tablets everywhere.

In the dark ghost-sealed warehouse, only dim lights were on, there were many tombstones, and all the ghosts looked at them quietly.

At this time, a young voice suddenly appeared.

"I want to be popular!"

Zhuge Xiaoming walked to the tombstone, glared at him, and said:
"You want to be popular again? Didn't I feed you every time?"

Zhuge Xiaohua tugged on Xiao Ming's sleeve and whispered: "Ah, we didn't bring any incense!"

"Hush!"

Zhuge Xiaoming put his index finger to his lips, picked up the shovel, shoveled the soil from the ground aside, and wiped it into the incense burner.

"Why don't you eat delicious food? I'll give you stinky mud!"
"Pooh!"

The naughty ghost was immediately dissatisfied and spat mud on Xiao Ming's face.

Xiao Ming wiped a handful of smelly mud, and suddenly became dissatisfied and wanted to rush to fight the ghost.

"I am going to kill you!"

"forget it!
Zhuge Xiaohua caught him in time and shook his head.

However, the naughty ghost spit mud on Xiaohua's face.

"Xiaohua suddenly became angry and stamped her feet, "Little brother, beat him to death!"

Xiao Ming took a wicker branch from the side to deal with these disobedient ghosts.

Willow branches have the effect of nailing souls and beating ghosts. As the saying goes, willow branches can beat ghosts by three inches with one whip!
He shook the willow branch, inserted it into his waist and shouted:
"Come out to me!"

The naughty guy shouted: "Don't go out!
"Hmph, I'll put talismans on all sides so you can look good!"

Xiaohua put evil charms on all sides and surrounded the entire tombstone.

She brought a cinnabar bullet over and shouted fiercely: "I will blow up your place, are you afraid?"
Only then did the naughty ghost come out of the urn. A burst of white smoke drifted past. He bumped into the yellow talisman circle and jumped around hurriedly.

Xiao Ming came forward with a willow branch and whipped the naughty boy hard with the willow branch.

However, this ghost was very nimble and managed to avoid Xiao Ming's willow branches and kicked him instead.

"let me!"

Xiaohua suddenly became angry, took the willow branch, and pulled it on the naughty ghost.

However, this naughty ghost dodged left and right, but instead led Xiaohua to break all the talismans on the ground.

When Xiaohua was out of breath from exhaustion, the naughty ghost disappeared.

"Hey, where did the naughty guy go?"

Xiao Ming turned around in surprise.

"Don't be afraid, I have a talisman circle!"

Xiaohua looked down and found that the talisman circle was gone, and her expression suddenly changed.

The naughty ghost suddenly appeared again, held down their heads and made them collide.

At this time, Zhuge Kongping appeared, and the naughty ghost was so frightened that he ran to the tombstone.

"Don't be afraid, I'm still invisible!"

He disappeared instantly and played hide and seek with Kong Ping.

"I'll teach him a lesson, you just watch!"

Kong Ming took out two willow leaves stained with cow tears, opened his eyes, and looked around.

It's strange, why can't he see anything?
Could it be that he is hiding?
Kong Ping looked around for the naughty ghost, but found that he was nowhere to be found.

But under the adoring eyes of his son and daughter, he still pretended to be calm and composed.

The naughty ghost was hiding behind the pillar and felt strange.

"Can Jiu really not see me?"

He walked up to Zhuge Kongping and saw that he seemed to be blind, so he clapped his hands immediately.

"Watch how I punish you!"

"Dad!"

Xiaohua and Xiaoming shouted worriedly.

"Shhh! Don't alert the enemy!"

Zhuge Kongping said in a low voice, completely unaware that the naughty guy was standing in front of him, right where his finger was pointing!
The naughty man smiled proudly, grabbed his legs and threw him to the ground.

Xiaohua admired Zhuge Kongping very much. How could she know that he was being tricked by a ghost? She asked in surprise:
"Dad, why are you lying on the ground?"

"Shh, the ghost is squatting on the ground!"

Zhuge Kongping wanted to save face, so he immediately found an excuse and crawled on the ground a few times.

He felt uneasy.

Could it be that he is really so evil that he can't even open his eyes?
Xiaohua and Xiaoming hurriedly got out of the way and let him catch the ghost.

The next moment, the naughty guy grabbed Kong Ping's collar and knocked him against the pillar.

"Ah, dad seems to be being played by a naughty kid!"

Xiaohua noticed it and shouted worriedly.

"Shh!"

Xiao Ming knew Kong Ming's character and told Xiao Hua not to say anything.

The naughty ghost became even more arrogant, grabbing Kong Ping's hand and taking him to the pillar.

At this time, a thunderball hit the naughty ghost. The naughty ghost instantly appeared and fell to the ground and twitched.

"Ahhhh!" Kong Ping shouted, falling from the pillar.

Chen Tianfei climbed up to the pillar, lifted Kong Ping's collar, and placed him on the ground.

"Uncle, are you okay?"

"it's okay no problem!"

Kong Ping waved his hand, looking a little embarrassed.

"Junior brother, well done!
Xiaohua stepped forward, patted Chen Tian on the shoulder, picked up the wicker, and hit the naughty guy who couldn't move.

"I told you to bully me! I'll beat you to death!"

"Auntie, have mercy! I was wrong! I was wrong!"

The naughty guy no longer dared to be naughty, and hurriedly held his head and begged for mercy, but his body became smaller and smaller.

Kong Ping sighed and frowned.

"Nephew, I'm really unlucky this time! It seems to be related to the Xishuangbanna Bronze Armor Zombie!"

Chen Tian nodded and suggested: "Why don't you go to the master's wife to do a divination and see how to resolve it?"

"It seems that this is the only way!" Kong Ping nodded and went to find Wang Hui.
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After the pedestrians took care of the naughty guy, they went to find Wang Hui together.

"Honey, do a divination for me quickly!"
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Kong Ping shouted after entering the door.

Wang Hui looked at him in surprise and asked, "What's going on?"

"I've been having a lot of bad luck these days. It seems there's something wrong with the Xishuangbanna bronze-armored zombies!'

Kong Ping said seriously and frowned.

Wang Hui immediately went to the room and took out a wooden box and took out the Bagua ruler inside.

Arriving at Fenggui Library, Chen Tian saw the bronze-armored zombie trapped in the formation, tied tightly with red thread soaked in cinnabar water.

Willow leaves were planted all around to ward off evil spirits, and the formation didn't look damaged at all.

The bronze-armored zombie closed its eyes, its skin was dry and flat, and it looked completely unresponsive.

He was relieved.

Wang Hui began to measure. She opened the Bagua ruler and measured from Kong Ming's neck to his belly.

"People are divided into three courts: upper, middle and lower. The upper court is from the neck to the navel.'

As she spoke, she walked over to the bronze-armored zombie and measured him.

"You are a metal person in court, and he is a fire person in court!"

Xiaohua grabbed his arm and became nervous.

"Real gold is not afraid of fire! Fire can overcome gold, Dad!"

Then, Wang Hui squatted down and made gestures with the Bagua ruler.

“Navel to knees belong to the atrium!”

"His courtyard belongs to wood, your courtyard belongs to earth!'

Xiao Ming's eyes widened, "Dad, Muketu!"

Wang Hui's face became serious, and she squatted down completely, taking measurements.

"The knees to the feet belong to the lower court. His lower court belongs to earth, and your lower court belongs to water!"

Chen Tian shook his head, "When water comes, earth will cover it up! It's earth that overcomes water!"

"Yes, he can restrain you in all five elements!"

Wang Hui put away the ruler and her expression became increasingly grim.

"You are Yang and he is Yin."

"The year, month, day, hour, and birthday of the night you caught the corpse happened to be in reverse divination."

She clasped her hands behind her back, her face becoming more solemn, and full of worry.

"This is the inversion of the yin and yang of great fortune, which is extremely bad luck!"

"This extremely bad luck was caused by zombies!"

The next morning, Kong Ping sat on his chair and couldn't help but become dejected.

At this time, Wang Hui was still beside him, giving instructions:
"You can't bask in the sun during the day, and you can't shine in the moonlight at night. Your true energy will flow and you will feel top-heavy. It's so dangerous!"

"so serious?"

Kong Ping was taking a sip of tea from his teacup. After hearing this, he couldn't drink it anymore.

Wang Hui pointed at him and continued to warn: "Also, you must eat soft food, otherwise, you will easily choke to death!"

I choked to death while eating!
This bronze-armored zombie is not very capable, but this is really bad luck!
Chen Tian couldn't help but shake his head with sympathy on his face.

Kong Ping sighed and continued to ask: "What else?"

"This is still a minor taboo, but you still have three major taboos!"

Wang Hui stretched out three fingers and said bitterly:
"First, avoid talking."

"Second, avoid female sex."

Kong Ping immediately asked, "Does it count if I ask my junior sister to draw a charm to ward off evil spirits?
Wang Hui's face instantly darkened, "Of course forget it!"

Kong Ping's expression dimmed.

Chen Tian added on the side.

"Uncle, I can draw an exorcism charm. However, it won't be of much use to you!"

Kong Ping's head lowered even further.

Wang Hui stretched out her third finger, "But you still have to be wary of villains!"

"Except for being the best in the world, I really haven't offended anyone in my life."

Kong Ping heard this and immediately retorted.

Thinking of his junior sister reminding him that the best in the world has set his sights, he couldn't help but sigh.

Wang Hui nodded and gave instructions to Zhuge Xiaohua on the side.

"Xiaohua, let's buy lychee firewood and rooster blood to burn the zombies!"

"Okay!" Xiaohua responded and looked at Chen Tian.

"Junior brother, Dad, please take care of me!"

Chen Tian nodded and responded.

"No problem, I will take good care of Master."

Kong Ming had no choice but to do his oath honestly in the attic laboratory.

Chen Tian followed him and helped him.

At night, Kong Ming sat on a chair and read Taoist books boredly.

At this time, his right eyelid twitched violently, and crows crowed several times outside the window.

He rubbed his eyes and frowned.

"Why do these eyelids keep twitching?"

"Master, your eyelids are twitching, someone is here!"

The ghost servant watched over him, looking a little worried.

"Is he the best in the world?"

Zhuge Kongping looked a little unhappy.

The ghost servant's expression was full of worry.

"Master, I heard that after he escaped from death, his magic power became stronger again!"

"It's a joke, are you afraid of him?
Zhuge Kongping slapped the table with some displeasure, his expression a bit unhappy.

The ghost servant comforted him, "Isn't this because the master is now cursed and his skills have declined?"

"Don't be afraid, we can use the art of combining humans and ghosts!"

Zhuge Kongping blinked and thought of a good idea.

The ghost servant was shocked, "Isn't that just ghost possession?"

In the Bagua array, Zhuge Kongping meditates with his legs crossed, sitting in the yang part, while the ghost servant sits in the yin part.

The two closed their eyes and followed the rotation of the formation, their minds connected.

By the end, the two become one.

"Ghost possession is a ghost possessing a person, and you can see it at a glance with the first spear!"

"You and I, humans and ghosts, work together to help each other realize their potential!
When the formation stopped rotating, the ghost servant had already entered Zhuge Kongping's body.

He stood in front of the mirror, looked at the unfamiliar self in the mirror, squinted his eyes and said, "Master, I fainted!"

Zhuge Kongping's eyes widened and he scolded him: "Oh, are you fainting at this time?"

The ghost servant's eyes turned into mosquito repellent, "Mmmmmmmmmmm!"

"Cheer up, we have to deal with the best spear in the world together!"

Zhuge Kongping raised his eyebrows.

At this time, there was a "dong dong dong" sound outside the door. Zhuge Kongping looked in the direction of the door and became energetic.

“It’s really what I said!”

Chen Tian also heard the knock on the door, came out of the guest room, and followed Zhuge Kongping quietly, preparing to help him when he was defeated.

After all, the uncle is a man who wants to save face. He would rather try to unite humans and ghosts than ask him for help!
Opening the vermilion door, Zhuge Kongping saw that it was pitch black outside and saw no one.

In the midst of surprise, the black curtain flicked and Zhuge Kongping was kicked to the ground.

The black curtain fluttered and flipped in the air, but there was no one there.

"Don't pretend to be a ghost and be sneaky!"

Zhuge Kongming got up from the ground and shouted angrily.

He flipped the black curtain and rushed towards him, hitting his chest and forcing him to retreat continuously.

The ghost servant couldn't stand it anymore, so he immediately used his magic power, raised his foot, and stepped on the black curtain under his feet.

After kicking the curtain hard several times, the ghost servant felt the sensation of a human body under his feet.

It seems that the best in the world is hiding in this curtain, using magic such as blindfolding.

"Ouch!'

The screams of the best in the world could not be taken away, and the curtain lay on the ground, trembling.

"Master, why don't you teach him a lesson?"

The ghost servant urged him and handed control of his body back to Zhuge Kongping.

Zhuge Kongping reacted and immediately jumped up high and pressed against the curtain.

However, the curtain slipped away quickly, causing Kong Ping to fall to the ground.

"Ouch!" He yelled in pain, turned over to the side, and saw a big stone with the word "Mao" written on the ground.

It was what was killing his ass just now!
At this time, the black curtain fluttered in mid-air, revealing a magician wearing a suit and leather shoes and a black hat.

I saw him taking out a cane from his hat and standing on the ground, with a mocking smile on his face.

(End of this chapter)