Uncle Nine: Start the coffin shop and kill ghosts

Chapter 233

The woman was also so frightened that she trembled all over, opened her mouth wide, and her voice was stuck.

Zhu Dachang was still boasting and teaching them a lesson.

Thick white mist emerged from the spiritual tablet, and a man with a blue complexion floated out of the spiritual tablet.

He was wearing a black mandarin jacket and his whole body was stiff. He was clearly the recently deceased Brother Ma!
"Zhu Dachang, what are you doing?"

His voice was very floating, with a bit of stiffness.

Zhu Dachang glanced at him and saw that he was holding the spiritual tablets. He did not react and said heartily: "Yes, you hold the spiritual tablets first, and I will strangle them to death!"
Suddenly, everyone stared at him.

Only then did Zhu Dachang realize something was wrong and looked aside in horror.

"Ahhh! Ghost!"

He yelled and hurriedly hid behind the couple.

"Brother Ma, I'm teaching them a lesson for you!"

Brother Ma's face was livid and his face turned black.

"This is a family scandal. If others find out, wouldn't I be embarrassed?"

Zhu Dachang was very upright and nodded.

"That's right, Brother Ma, you will definitely lose face if others find out about this!"

The couple were scared to death and begged for mercy.

Brother Ma's face was so gloomy that he was about to drip. He stretched out his hands, sucked the dog man and woman over, and strangled them to death.

"what!"

The two screamed and fell to the ground, lifeless.

Zhu Dachang looked horrified, frightened by Brother Ma's ferocity, and hurriedly retreated.

"Brother Ma, they don't need to die! Just teach them a lesson, killing them would be too much!
"What if the news spreads if I don't kill them? Zhu Dachang, will you tell the truth?"

Brother Ma had a cold face and moved forward.

Zhu Dachang stepped back in fright and realized something, but he was still very sincere.

"Brother Ma, you know I can't hold anything back! I will definitely tell you!"

"Then I can't keep you! Only the dead can keep secrets!"

Brother Ma's eyes glowed red, and he stretched out his black claws and grabbed Zhu Dachang.

"what!"

Zhu Dachang turned around and ran away, screaming in horror.

It's over, it's over, I'm dead this time!
At this time, he suddenly woke up.

"Pa!" With a sound, Zhu Dachang was slapped on the face.

He opened his eyes, and the dazzling sunlight shone on his face.

He breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out to be a dream!
In the early morning, the Bliss Hall was filled with people.

This is a shop that sells incense, candles, paper money, and also helps with weddings and weddings. The man in charge, Mr. Zhu, is highly respected and a master of Maoshan, and is deeply loved by Majia Town!
Second Master Zhu has gray hair, a hunched back, and a face full of wrinkles.

"Dachang, that guy, follow me to the Ma family ancestral hall!"

"Okay, second uncle!"

Zhang Dachang was cleaning the house. He responded, took the guy and followed Mr. Zhu.

In the Ma family ancestral hall, the mourning hall has been set up, and everyone is paying their respects.

Master Ma also had a hard life. In his generation, Ma Qilin will be the only son left!
But Ma Qilin was a prodigal, a gambler, and mortgaged the Ma family's vast wealth!
Master Ma kicked him out of the house in anger, but he didn't see the prodigal son come back!
The mayor muttered to Mr. Ma's token and sighed.

"Master Ma, although your young master Ma Linxiang has ruined all your family property, he will definitely come back!"

The guy on the Bliss couldn't help but shake his head.

"Every time at this time, the mayor talks to the tomb, and I don't know if the people below can hear him?"

Second Master Zhu changed into a yellow Taoist robe, and Zhu Dachang put a hat on him. Looking at his silver hair, he couldn't help but persuade him.

"Second uncle, don't work so hard, find someone to do these things for you!"

Mr. Zhu Er looked at the pig's intestines with a stern look and snorted disdainfully.

"Looking for someone to replace me? Who has the ability to replace me? You, learn it hard, and when I die, you will inherit my mantle!"

"That'll be quick!"

Zhu Dachang said something straightforward.

Second Master Zhu stared at him displeased.

This idiot actually cursed him to die early! He's brave!
Zhu Dachang realized that he had said something wrong and immediately changed his words.

"I mean I'm a quick learner, I already have six successes!"

Seeing that Mr. Zhu was still staring at him, he hurriedly found an excuse to leave.

"I'm going to offer Mr. Ma a stick of incense!"

Zhu Dachang took three sticks of incense and bowed to Master Ma's tablet with a sincere expression.

"Master Ma, this incense stick is for my good brother Ma Qilin!" He said
In the future, you will surely stand out and bring glory to your ancestors!"

He inserted three sticks of incense into the incense burner and added in a low voice.

"But just pretend I didn't say it!"

After everyone finished offering incense, Master Zhu set up the altar and performed rituals for Master Ma.

I saw him waving the peach wood sword, but accidentally twisted his waist and almost didn't turn around.

"Ugh!
He sighed, he was already old!
I don’t know when Zhu Dachang will be able to inherit his mantle!
The Zhu family was a single generation in his generation, so he could only count on this incompetent boy!
Second Master Zhu immediately turned around, pinched his fingers, and recited the mantra for rebirth.

A mahogany sword passed through the pile of ingots and hit a gold ingot. Mr. Zhu put the gold ingot on the candle and burned it, and continued to recite the incantation to the token.

"Large intestine, serve tea!"

Zhu Dachang immediately stepped forward and poured tea with a teapot.

I saw the teacups arranged in a triangle shape, with a large teacup on top and rows of small teacups on the bottom, nine rows apart.

There is a red incense next to it, which means many children and grandchildren!
Second Master Zhu came to a piece of black tiles while wielding a mahogany sword.

This black tile is supported by two red bricks and is curved like an eaves!
"The spirit of heaven and earth, the yin acts as the yang and the yang rises!"

He turned around and wanted to jump onto the altar, but couldn't.

The two disciples immediately helped him up, and Mr. Zhu continued to recite the mantra.

"Wealth returns to the world, and good luck spreads throughout the country!"

"The Buddha shines brightly, and his descendants do everything well!"

While talking, the disciple presented the gong and wooden fish for Mr. Zhu to knock.

"Boom!"

Mr. Zhu Er knocked on the gong, and the sound was loud, which meant long-lasting good fortune!
'Dong-dong-dong!'

He continued to knock the wooden fish three times, implying the blessing of Buddha's light!
Then, the two disciples brought over the tall paper mannequin and consecrated it to Mr. Zhu!
There are two paper figures, one male and one female, with bright red rouge on their faces and a smile on their lips.

Second Master Zhu put the note with Ah Yin on the man's body, waved the peach wood sword, and muttered something.

"I'll change your name to Ah Yin! I wish you all lots of gold and silver!"

Then, he picked up the note with his mahogany sword and stuck it on the paper girl's body.

"I'll change your name to Afu! I wish you all a long life and happiness!"

The paper girl curled her lips and smiled strangely.

"kowtow!"

Zhu Erye continued to cast spells and shouted.

The two disciples put down the paper figures and kowtowed to the spiritual tablets instead of the filial sons and grandsons of the Ma family.

Master Ma has a single lineage. Ma Qilin was kicked out of the house and has not returned yet!
Everyone sighed in their hearts, the Ma family had no heirs and was about to decline!
Mr. Zhu couldn't help but sigh, and put Mr. Ma's birthdate and horoscope on the body of the paper man, and muttered the words.

"Post a birthday and horoscope to identify who the master of your family is!"

Next, the paper man must be sent to the underworld to serve Master Ma!
Second Master Zhu scattered paper money all the way to the fire cave and burned the two paper figures.

"I will be buried ten feet into the ground and I will send you to the underworld!"

He gestured with three sticks of incense towards the tiles.

The tiles immediately shattered, symbolizing that the paper man had been sent to the underworld!
It was late at night. Chen Tian was driving the carriage and looked at the guard of honor next to him.

Already approaching Majia Town, they hung up white flags and rang bells.

The young woman also put on a sad face, hugged a spiritual tablet, and rushed towards Majia Town with tears in her eyes.

"The sky is Lingling, the earth is Lingling! The night is dark and windy, and the night is deep!" "The sky is Lingling, the earth is Lingling, clear the way back home!"

As the soul-calling bell rang, they stopped one step at a time, and the people next to them cleared the dust from the path ahead of the coffin procession.

The one shouting was a middle-aged man wearing white mourning clothes, standing next to the young woman, shaking the soul-calling bell, and with a beard, he looked a bit like a Taoist priest!
He shouted: "Go home!"

When he arrived at Majia Town, Chen Tian checked into the inn and heard people in the town talking about it.

"Linxiang died so young!"

“Definitely messing around outside!
At this point, Chen Tian is absolutely sure that he has encountered a scary plot, and this beautiful woman is Li Yueying!
The Taoist priest next to him is Li Yueying's husband.

However, Li Yueying's husband is a Taoist priest, and he doesn't seem to be as useless as in the plot!
Chen Tian shook his head and entered the inn. He happened to see a few shops nearby that were called Ji Le Hao!
Isn't this the protagonist's shop?
The second uncle of the Ma family seems to be a member of their Maoshan sect and has a higher seniority. He can pay a visit!
Here, in the Ma family, Ma Linxiang's coffin has been settled.

Everyone pointed at Ma Qilin's coffin, with regret in their eyes!
"Give way!"

Zhu Dachang got the news and rushed over, pushing the crowd away.

Upon seeing Ma Linxiang's coffin, Zhu Dachang rushed over and shouted.

"Linxiang!"

"Impossible, Linxiang can't be so short-lived!"

Zhu Dachang's whole body collapsed. Looking at Ma Linxiang's pale face in the coffin, he had an unreal feeling.

He didn't believe that Ma Linxiang died like this!
Didn't he say that he would prosper outside and then come back openly and make the old man regret it?
How could a body come back?
"It's not his life that's short, it's your life that's long!"
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The scholar next to him sighed and spoke realistic words.

At this time, the mayor walked out of Ma's house, followed by a group of people, and introduced him to Mr. Zhu.

"Second uncle, let me introduce to you. This is Linxiang's wife Li Yueying."

"She's eight months pregnant!"

Second Master Zhu looked at Li Yueying's swollen belly and nodded in realization.

"Oh!"

"This is her brother!"

The mayor continued to introduce the young Taoist priest and sighed with a trace of relief in his eyes.

"Finally, the Ma family has an heir!"

Mr. Ma also nodded, his eyes full of relief.

But Zhu Dachang came over and stared at Li Yueying's belly with sharp eyes!
He couldn't help but think of the time when he and Ma Linxiang went to Hualou together!
Ma Linxiang is not good at all, how can he possibly get a woman pregnant?
In order to defraud money, this woman lied that she was Linxiang's wife!
When Zhu Dachang arrived at the shop, he couldn't help but tell the two clerks about it.

"Ah, this looks really strange!"

Da Zhang opened his eyes and handed the candle on the shelf to Zhu Dachang.

The candle was placed upside down and hung on the hook.

Zhu Dachang put the red paint into it, then pulled the iron hook directly to release it, and handed the dyed candle to Xiao Xu.

Xiao Xu put the candle on another shelf to dry and nodded in agreement.

"I must find out about this matter! Please find a way for me quickly!"

Zhu Dachang kept moving his hands and said anxiously.

The two of them also became anxious and looked at each other, but they didn't think of any good solution.

At this time, Zhu Dachang saw the clerk in the store making paper figures, and he immediately had an idea!
"I have a solution! You have to help me!"

"any solution?"

Xiao Xu asked in surprise.

In the Ma family, the servants were busy decorating the mourning hall.

Second Master Zhu called a few people over and introduced them to the mayor.

"This is the filial son and grandson I am looking for!"

The mayor nodded, there was nothing we could do about it!
Ma Linxiang’s filial son was still in her belly, so she had to find someone to take his place!
Second Master Zhu looked around. The funeral hall was almost decorated, but there were still some
Something is missing.
"Everything is ready in modern times, except for the golden boy and the beautiful girl!
He couldn't help but frown, what was this brat Zhu Dachang doing? Why was he so slow?
Here, two guys ran in from the door carrying the paper figures.

Zhu Dachang was made up to look like a paper man and carried on their shoulders.

And another female paper figure was held between their waists.

Due to the heavy tonnage of Zhu Dachang, it was very difficult for them to lift it, and sweat dripped from their foreheads.

"Easy!"

Zhu Dachang shouted softly, fearing that his secret would be revealed.

Sweat broke out on the heads of the two waiters, and they gave Zhu Dachang a blank look.

This fat man is so heavy, can they take it easy?
However, they still smiled, pretended to be relaxed, and walked over with one hand swinging.

"What are you two doing, why are you so late?"

Second Master Zhu stepped forward with a somewhat dissatisfied look on his face.

When he saw how tall the paper man was, he felt heartbroken and hit both of their heads.

"Oh, why did you two make such a big paper man? Isn't it free of charge?"

Da Zhangtou and Xiao Xu looked at each other and decided to blame Zhu Dachang for everything.

"It's a puncture in the large intestine, we don't know anything!"

"Where's the large intestine man?"

Second Master Zhu asked angrily.

Open your head and be smart, and immediately find a good reason.

"He went to find Xiaoyun!"

"This kid finally got it!"

Second Master Zhu touched his beard happily, and all his anger was gone.

Xiaoyun is Zhu Dachang's fiancée, but Zhu Dachang talks coldly to her and does not want to drag her down.

But Mr. Zhu always has plans for the Zhu family. He is afraid that the Zhu family will have no heirs!
Seeing that they had gotten away with it, the two people immediately arranged Zhu Dachang and the paper girl and left in a hurry.

"Oh! How can two people do this? Why can't they behave properly even if they are a judge?"

Second Master Zhu saw that Zhu Dachang's position was asymmetrical to that of the paper girl, so he hurriedly came over, held Zhu Dachang and moved him to the side.

Zhu Dachang suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and hurriedly moved to the side and moved his position.

Zhu Erye suddenly turned around and felt something was wrong!
But he looked back at the paper man and saw that the paper man's body was coated with a thick layer of white powder, his eye circles were painted black, and his face was painted with two big red dots.

Nothing seems to be wrong!
When the second uncle Zhu left, Zhu Dachang breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the second uncle didn't notice anything!
In the evening, in the back hall, Ma Linxiang's body was covered with a white cloth, and candles were lit.

The corpse lay dormant for three days, a banquet was held for guests, and preparations were made for burial.

Li Yueying and her group came over, and her husband, Taoist Wang, immediately waved his hand and ordered them to go down.

"Okay, you all go down! Guard the door!'

There were only two people left in the back hall, Taoist Wang and Li Yueying. Taoist Wang had something to do and left, leaving Li Yueying alone.

Li Yueying had a big belly and it was a bit hard to stand, so she sat down to rest for a while.

At this time, the white cloth next to him moved, and a hand emerged from it.

"Ah!" Li Yueying was startled and immediately stood up. When she saw that it was Ma Linxiang who was taking advantage of her, she was so angry that she hit him.

"Wife, what are you doing? Who doesn't know you are my wife now?"

Ma Linxiang looked at her with a squinting look and smiled teasingly, which made Li Yueying feel sick.

Li Yueying immediately slapped him, but was trapped in Ma Linxiang's arms.

At this time, Taoist Wang came in. Seeing this scene, he asked angrily: "Ma Linxiang, what are you doing?"

Only then did Ma Linxiang let go. He knew that this Taoist Wang was very capable!
He was able to hide his death from his second uncle because the turtle breath charm on his head made him look like a dead person.

"Ouch, your husband caught me this time!
Li Yueying stood up, looking annoyed.

"He was rude to me!"

"Ma Linxiang, don't make trouble! There are so many people now, don't reveal your secret!
Taoist Wang was also annoyed, but seeing that their goal was about to be achieved, he endured it.

Ma Linxiang lay back and pretended to be dead, "Don't worry, it'll be no problem!"

At this time, in the front hall, guests were coming and going in an endless stream, and there were children playing around. There was no sad atmosphere of a funeral at all.

The joys and sorrows of human beings are inseparable.

Zhu Dachang stood in front of the mourning hall, maintaining a motionless posture.

At this time, a child was making trouble and stuck a stick of incense up Zhu Dachang's butt.

Zhu Dachang's expression twisted instantly, and he almost screamed.

But he held it back, sweating from the pain.

This naughty kid, if he hadn't been unable to move, he would have decided to use his nostrils as an incense burner!
(End of this chapter)