Uncle Nine: Start the coffin shop and kill ghosts

The naughty kid finally stopped his hand, and just as Zhu Dachang breathed a sigh of relief, he saw the naughty kid actually brought a firecracker over.

He was holding a stick of incense in his left hand and was about to light the firecrackers!
Zhu Dachang's pupils were trembling, and his black paper clothes were wet with cold sweat!
This naughty kid is too cruel, he is going to blow up the mourning hall!
Is he going to be forced to expose himself?
Seeing that the firecrackers were about to be lit, Zhu Dachang definitely took the gamble!
"It's on fire! It's on fire!"

He shouted at the top of his lungs, attracting everyone's attention, and immediately assumed the lifeless posture of a paper man.

Everyone was still looking for where the fire was, but they were shocked when they saw the firecrackers in the hands of the naughty boy.

There are paper money everywhere in this mourning hall. If it is exploded by firecrackers, I don’t know how big the fire will be!
"You kid, why are you playing with firecrackers! Why don't you go home quickly!'

An old woman came over, grabbed the naughty kid's wrist, and knocked the firecrackers off his hand.

After this incident, everyone's attention was focused on the children playing with firecrackers, and no one paid attention to who shouted "fire" at all.

Zhu Dachang breathed a sigh of relief and continued to play the role of a wooden paper man.

When the ritual was completed and everyone left, Ma Linxiang's body was also carried out.

Under the rows of candles, Zhu Dachang moved.

He moved his aching hands and feet, walked to Ma Linxiang's body, and bowed three times!
"Linxiang, you are still so young, I don't believe you died like this! You must have been killed!"

"We are good friends, I will definitely avenge you...!"

After hearing this, Ma Linxiang was both moved and angry!
He was pretending to be dead. If Zhu Dachang found out something, everything would be over!
Can't this kid mind his own business?
Zhu Dachang untied Ma Linxiang's clothes and checked if there were any injuries on his body!
However, what surprised him was that there were no scars on his body at all, not even bruises!
Is it on the back?
Zhu Dachang turned Ma Linxiang's body over so quickly that his head almost fell into the ash basin.

Ma Linxiang quietly opened his eyes and hurriedly moved the brazier away, feeling relieved in his heart!
Fortunately he acted quickly, otherwise he would have been disfigured!
Zhu Dachang looked at the back of the corpse and took off his pants, but found that there were no traces!
Could it be that Ma Linxiang was not beaten to death but poisoned?
Then the tools at his hands are not enough!
He had to perform an operation to see if there was any poison in Ma Linxiang's stomach!
Just as he was thinking seriously, a voice came from outside the door.

"Ouch!" It sounded like someone had fallen!
Zhu Dachang hurriedly put on Ma Linxiang's clothes and put them back to their original positions. He also hurriedly returned to his original positions and stood up.

A thin man wearing a hat came in. He looked around and saw no one was there. Then he faced Ma Linxiang's body and kowtowed to him three times!
He straightened up, greed gleaming in his eyes.

"Hee hee! Brother Ma, I am East Village's wild money, and I am the mage who will give you salvation today!"

"I've been in bad luck recently, so I'd like to borrow some from you and use it as a tiger!'

"Wealth is the wealth of the world, and things are the things of the human world. It's useless for you to ask for them!"

After hearing this, Ma Linxiang was speechless.
This bastard actually had the same idea as him!
Qian Baida smiled "hehe" and took out various tools from the small box he carried with him. He saw that he had everything from knives, files, pliers, and he was very well prepared!
Ma Linxiang opened his eyes and took a look, and was so frightened that he broke into a cold sweat.

This kid is going to kill him!
Zhang DaDa was worried when he saw this situation. How could he drive this bastard away without revealing his identity?
Qian Baida uncovered the white cloth and carefully turned over Ma Linxiang's body.

"It's strange, why is there nothing?"

Qian Baida was extremely disappointed and kept searching for him.

Master Ma is the only son of the Ma family, so why are there no burial objects?
Ma Linxiang breathed a sigh of relief. He found nothing and should probably leave!
However, Qian Baida took a look at Ma Linxiang's mouth and thought that the mouth of the buried deceased would contain burial objects such as gold and jade.

He immediately pinched Ma Linxiang's masseter muscle to see what treasure he had in his mouth!
However, there was nothing in his mouth but another row of shining gold teeth!
Qian Baida's eyes lit up, and he immediately took out the dental floss from the box and tied it on Ma Linxiang's teeth.

Then, he stepped back, tied the dental floss into a loop, put it on his hand, and wrapped it around his hand a few more times.

He pulled up the dental floss vigorously, trying to pull out Ma Linxiang's gold teeth!
The gold tooth was inlaid very firmly, and Ma Linxiang's body was dragged up by the dental floss!
Qian Baitiao used all his strength and even kicked Ma Linxiang's body!
Ma Linxiang's teeth hurt, and his whole face twitched in pain under the yellow symbol!
Damn it, if the large intestine wasn't here, he would have beaten this bastard to death!
When Zhu Dachang saw this scene, he was very angry. He immediately took out the awl and hammer from the box and hit Qian Baidu on the head.

"Ding!"

A harsh sound sounded, and Qian Baida looked up, his eyes full of horror!
I saw a paper man staring at him with wide eyes, holding an awl and a hammer in his hand, trying to knock him on the head.

"what!"

Qian Baida screamed, immediately threw down his dental floss, wanted nothing more, and hurriedly ran away.

Zhu Dachang hurriedly chased after him, but his shoe accidentally got caught on the circle of dental floss.

But he didn't notice it at all and jumped up to chase Qian Baida!
Ma Linxiang was in unspeakable pain, but he could only endure it.

His body was carried away and fell to the ground. A row of gold teeth in his mouth were taken away, and blood flowed out.

Ouch! Why is he so unlucky!
Damn the large intestine, it's going to kill him this time!
Zhu Dachang drove Qian Baida away, and when he looked back, he found Ma Linxiang's body lying on the ground.

"Linxiang!"

When he moved his feet, he found that his shoes were actually covered with dental floss, and a row of gold teeth was not far away!
"Oh! Sin! Sin!"

He hurriedly picked up the gold tooth and put it in Ma Linxiang's mouth. His gums were bleeding and he looked extremely miserable!
"I'm sorry, Linxiang, I didn't mean it!"

"I didn't find out the cause of your death today. I'll bring the tools to operate on you tomorrow!"

Ah? Surgery?
Ma Linxiang's expression became frightened, and the resentment in his heart was replaced by fear!
It's over, if he is allowed to operate, the fake death will become a real death!
No, he must find a way to stop the large intestine!
As soon as Zhu Dachang walked out of the mansion and rushed to the side door, he heard someone calling him.

This voice was misty and ghostly, but it was exactly Ma Linxiang's voice.

Zhu Dachang looked back and saw Ma Linxiang's ghost floating on the wall, white smoke rising from his body.

"Linxiang, do you have any grievances? If you have any grievances, just tell me!"

"I am your friend and I will definitely help you!"

"Dachang, I have no grievance. I died of illness!"

Ma Linxiang floated on the wall, with gray smoke rising behind him, making his figure even more ethereal.

Zhu Dachang took two steps forward, looking shocked.

"Impossible! You are so young, how could you die so easily?"

"Have you been framed?"

After hearing this, Ma Linxiang was so angry that he trembled all over and couldn't help but cough a few times.

It turned out that he was standing on the shoulders of the two of them, and the two below couldn't bear it, causing Ma Linxiang's body to tremble.

As for the gray smoke, they were holding a handful of incense, and someone was fanning it behind them, and the wall was filled with smoke.

"Cough cough!"

Ma Linxiang was choked and coughed several times, and his expression became more and more impatient.

"I told you that I died of natural causes and no one harmed me! Why didn't you say "Linxiang, if there is no grievance, how come you became a ghost and haven't reincarnated yet?"

Zhu Dachang's expression became excited and he waved his arms.

"Are you in any trouble? Are you threatened? Are you one of those foreigners?"

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Ma Linxiang waved his arms, looking miserable.

Zhu Dachang interrupted him, clenched his fists, and said angrily:
"Don't worry, Linxiang, I will definitely seek justice for you!"

"I will come tomorrow night with tools and I will definitely find out the cause of your death!"

After saying that, he left here angrily, turning a deaf ear to Ma Linxiang's call.

In the middle hall, Ma Linxiang sat on a chair, looked at his mourning hall, and sighed.

"What should we do now? Zhu Dachang has always been stubborn, and he will definitely not give up easily!"

Taoist Wang was cruel and suggested:
"How about killing him?"

"No! Zhu Dachang is my good friend, he is the most emotional! I can't kill him!
Ma Linxiang immediately shook his head and refused.

Taoist Wang waved his sleeves, looking a little dissatisfied.

"What about our plan?"

Early the next morning, Chen Tian came to the Bliss and heard Zhu Dachang recounting what happened last night.

"Linxiang must have died unjustly! I must avenge him!
"Maybe Ma Linxiang really died of illness? His ghost said so!"

He opened his head and folded the gold ingot and gave Zhu Dachang some advice.Xiao Xu also nodded and kept moving his hands.

"That's right, Ma Linxiang looks like a short-lived man, and he's also good at eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling! It's normal that he doesn't live long!"

"I don't believe it! I'm going to operate on Linxiang tonight!"

Zhu Dachang shook his head and threw the gold ingot on the ground angrily.

Chen Tian walked in and picked up the gold ingot.

"Junior brother, why don't you bring in the ghost of the deceased and inquire about it? Then everything will be clear, right?"

Suddenly, everyone looked over and said in unison: "What a great idea, why didn't we think of it?"

Then they looked at each other with a grimace on their faces.

"But none of us know how!"

Chen Tian was speechless and looked at Zhu Dachang in surprise.

"Are you not a disciple of Maoshan and don't even know basic Taoism?"

After hearing this, Zhu Dachang lowered his head in shame.

Although he boasts that he has inherited [-]% of the inheritance from his second uncle, he only knows a little basic Taoism, which is unworthy of his second uncle!
"I wonder who this brother is?"

Zhu Dachang cupped his hands and asked politely.

Chen Tian returned the greeting, "I am Chen Tian, ​​a disciple of Maoshan. I wonder if Master Zhu is here?"

"It turns out we are fellow juniors! Junior Brother Chen, please help senior brother quickly! Let's go call the spirits together at night!"

Chen Tian was stunned, he didn't expect Zhu Dachang to be so familiar!
However, he knew that Ma Linxiang would be really killed if he was pretending to be dead!
"No, senior brother, I have something else to do, so I won't go with you!"

"But, I can teach you the spirit summoning array!"

Zhu Dachang felt happy and raised his hands to Chen Tian.

"Thank you, junior brother!"

In the evening, Zhu Dachang came to the Ma family ancestral hall.

The Ma family ancestral hall was quiet, with rows of white candles lit on the ancestral hall.

When the wind blows, the candlelight sways, making it even more spooky!
Zhu Dachang shivered and couldn't help but rub his arms, feeling chills all over his body!
Could it be that Ma Linxiang's ghost is here?
Zhu Dachang looked around, placed the drawn formation diagram on the ground, affixed talisman seals on all sides, lit candles, and inserted the incense burner.

After lighting three incense sticks and placing them in front of Ma Linxiang's memorial tablet, Zhu Dachang muttered something.

"Linxiang, I will clear your grievances! Don't worry!"

Ma Linxiang's head was covered with white cloth. After hearing these words, the expression on his face wrinkled up!
What should he worry about? His life is almost ruined by this good brother!
Zhu Dachang closed his eyes, made the hand gestures, and recited the soul-calling spell.

After reciting the incantation, he opened his eyes, only to find that there was nothing in front of him!
Hey, did he recite the wrong spell?
Zhu Dachang was unwilling to give in. He closed his eyes again, pinched his hands, and recited the soul-calling spell.

However, when he opened his eyes again, Zhu Dachang still didn’t see the two ghost figures!
"What's going on? Did Junior Brother Chen teach you wrong?"

"Forget it, try again!"

The last time he opened his eyes, he still didn't see Ma Linxiang's soul!
He couldn't help but curse Chen Tian in his heart, this junior brother is too unreliable!
Forget it, he still has to rely on himself!
He picked up the toolbox, walked to Ma Linxiang, and took out a butcher's knife!
"Linxiang, my knife is sharpened, I will hurry up!"

After saying that, he directly unbuttoned Ma Linxiang's body, pressed on his stomach, and prepared to operate.

"Zhu Dachang, what are you doing!"

An angry shout interrupted Zhu Dachang's movements. Taoist Wang quickly walked over and took the knife from Zhu Dachang's hand.

Zhu Dachang glared at Taoist Wang, his tone full of questioning.

"Linxiang's death is strange. I want to perform an autopsy. Why do you want to stop me? Did you kill Linxiang?"

"Brother Zhu, you are wrong! Linxiang died of illness. He is my brother-in-law. How could I harm him?"

Taoist Wang shook his head and pretended to be sincere.
Zhu Dachang took the butcher's knife and pushed him out.

"Then let me perform an autopsy! Otherwise, there is a ghost!"

"Oh! Wait! Isn't the reason you performed the autopsy just to see if he was poisoned?"

Taoist Wang took out a three-inch long silver needle and stirred it in the poisonous water. The silver needle immediately turned black.

"I have a way without destroying his body!"

"Look, the silver needle turns black when it encounters poisonous water!"

"Where do you want to test?"

Taoist Wang held a silver needle and pointed it at Ma Linxiang's body, preparing to strike.

Zhu Dachang pointed at Ma Linxiang's belly.

"abdomen!"

Taoist Wang slowly inserted the needle into Ma Linxiang's belly and then pulled it out.

The silver needle is still as bright as ever and has not turned black at all.

Zhu Dachang didn't believe this evil and pointed at Ma Linxiang's throat.

"Throat!"

Verify that the silver needle is still bright at the throat.

"Head!"

"Ah, you don't need your head, right?"

Taoist Wang broke out in a cold sweat. If this needle were inserted into his head, Ma Linxiang's life would be in danger!
"This poison must have entered the brain! Come in quickly, if you don't come I will!"

Zhu Dachang became more and more suspicious of Taoist Wang. Why didn't he test the brain poison?
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Taoist Wang hesitated while holding the silver needle.

And Ma Linxiang took advantage of this moment to wink at him desperately, asking him to think of a solution quickly!
At this time, a woman suddenly jumped out of the back hall.

Li Yueying threw herself on Ma Linxiang's body, feeling pain and questioning Zhu Dachang.

"Zhu Dachang, what are you going to do? I don't allow you to harm Linxiang's body!"

"He's already dead, why don't you even leave his body intact?"

Zhu Dachang's face was stern, with a somewhat stubborn look on his face.

"I want to seek 15 justice for Brother Ma! He is not good at all, how could he get you pregnant!"

"Yes, the child in my belly is not Ma Linxiang's!"

Li Yueying looked up at Zhu Dachang, her eyes firm, and she directly admitted.

After hearing this, Zhu Dachang opened his mouth in shock and trembled his fingers.
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"I was defiled and pregnant with a thief's child. It was Brother Ma who saved me and took good care of me!
Li Yueying lay on Ma Linxiang's body and cried bitterly.

"If it weren't for Brother Ma, I would have died long ago!
"woo woo woo woo!
After hearing this, Zhu Dachang felt sympathetic.

Did he get all this wrong?
Li Yueying's body was trembling and she was crying so hard.

"Although Brother Ma and I are only nominally married, I don't want no one to burn paper for him after his death!" (End of Chapter)