Uncle Nine: Start the coffin shop and kill ghosts

Chapter 239 The ghost is incense

"Ouch! Run!"

There was a sudden burst of howling ghosts, and they shrank inward, but the chimney was sealed by the talisman, and they couldn't leave at all!
"The chimney is sealed! You can't escape!"

As Chen Tian pulled out the wicker sticks on them, the bodies of the ghosts became smaller and smaller!
"Oops! Taoist priest, stop fighting and spare us!"

"Willow branches beat ghosts, hit Aisan Village! Now you are still using fire to burn us! Please let us go!'

They finally couldn't help begging for mercy, they couldn't bear the smoke!
"Then please let Brother Zhu go! The Zhu family is a single lineage, and he will be extinct in his generation!"

Xiaoyun added fire to the stove with angry eyes.

Chen Tian was helping, holding a thunder ball in his hand, tossing it again and again.

"The principles of the law are nothing more than human feelings! Zhu Dachang lost his body because he wanted to avenge his friends! He shouldn't have died so early!"

Several ghosts looked at the thunder ball in Chen Tian's hand and were so frightened that they didn't dare to say anything!
This Taoist priest is too scary! Not only does he have the red lotus fire, but he also has the strongest thunder and lightning!
The leader's mouth was filled with bitterness and his tone softened.

"Taoist Master, I can't help it! This is my duty. If I don't do it well, I will also be punished!"

Chen Tian directly threw a thunder ball at it, and it exploded on a few bad guys!
"Ouch! Ouch!"

Yin Chai was so shocked that his whole body twitched, and he was even more afraid of Chen Tian!
"Forgive your life! Forgive your life!"

"Let's not capture him now! After he is kept, we will perform our duties again!"

After hearing this, Xiaoyun was very happy!
"Great, Brother Zhu can stay!"

"It's not appropriate to wait for Zhu Dachang to give birth to a son and leave them orphans and widowers!"

Chen Tian shook his head and continued bargaining.

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The few ghosts hesitated and looked at each other.

"Thunder tide!"

Chen Tian's face darkened, and he was accumulating lightning in his hand, ready to hit Guizhao.

"Spare your life! We promise~!
The three villains shouted, fearing that it would be too late to agree, Chen Tian would kill them.

"We will take Zhu Dachang's child away when he is ten years old!"

Chen Tian nodded, ten years should be almost enough!
If he continues to bargain, these shady people may fall out with him!
"Okay, just ten years!"

Xiaoyun held his hands happily. He didn't expect that Chen Tian was so powerful that he could give Zhu Dachang ten more years of life!
Chen Tian opened the chimney and let the three Yin difference turn into light smoke and leave.

At dawn, everything was solved, and Chen Tian breathed a sigh of relief.

He took out the insect, muttered something to it, and drew the Yang-Returning Talisman again to let Zhu Dachang's ghost enter his body.

Not long after, Zhu Dachang opened his eyes, and Xiaoyun immediately pounced on him.

"Brother Zhu!"

"Xiaoyun, you have suffered!"

Zhu Dachang turned into a ghost and saw all this in his eyes. He was extremely moved!
When Chen Tian saw this situation, he left the room quietly without disturbing the couple.

"Junior brother, I really want to thank you this time! I will do everything I can to repay you! If you have anything to do, just ask me!"

Zhu Dachang held Chen Tian's hand and burst into tears of gratitude.

Mr. Zhu also wiped away his tears with an excited smile on his face.

He stood up, bent down to Chen Tian, ​​and wanted to bow down.

"Yes, Chen Tian, ​​you are the great benefactor of our Zhu family! If it weren't for you, Da Chang would also be gone!'

Chen Tian hurriedly stopped Mr. Zhu and was polite.

"Uncle, what are you talking about! I should save my junior brother, please get up quickly!"

However, Mr. Zhu refused to straighten up and bowed down to Chen Tian.

"Nephew, you are very capable. I have an unkind request, please agree!"

Chen Tian was stunned, nodded and said: "Master, please tell me!"

"I know I don't have much time left, but... the Zhu family's inheritance cannot be cut off!"

Second Master Zhu sighed, held Chen Tian's hand, and said in a pleading tone:
"All I ask of you is that if a descendant of Dachang has a talent for cultivation, please accept him as your disciple and teach him Taoism!"

"it is good!"

Chen Tian nodded and agreed.

As a result, the guests and hosts had a great time, everyone ate food and drank wine, and had a great time.

"The matter here has been resolved, and I have to leave!"

When the wine was almost gone, Chen Tian said goodbye.

Zhu Dachang took out a theater ticket to keep Chen Tian.

"My benefactor, you have to stay one more night. Tomorrow there will be an opera troupe coming to Majia Town to perform!'

"That character is quite famous, his name is Xin Shaojia!"

"Oh, Xin Shaojia?"

Chen Tian has an impression, is he running into a new plot again?
You can stay here and take a look!
He accepted the theater ticket and planned to stay one more night!
"Amitabha!"

When the Buddha's name rang out, the stage was filled with smoke, the eighteen Arhats showed their magical powers, and the Buddha held a flower and smiled.

"Amitabha!"

At this time, a handsome boy in white appeared and started fighting with the Eighteen Arhats.

This is exactly the scene where the Eighteen Arhats collect the Dapeng!
The fighting scenes are very exciting!
After the show, Zhang Da took off his makeup and met with the mayor.

"Good job!"

The mayor brought a servant with a big box in his hand and expressed condolences to Zhang Da.

Zhang Da stood up and said politely: "Master, please sit down!"

The mayor sat on the chair and praised Zhang Da.

"Tonight, the play of the Eighteen Arhats collecting the Dapeng is very exciting!'

"you flatter me!"

Zhang Da cupped his hands with a humble expression.

The mayor took the box from the servant, opened it, and revealed the money inside.

"This is the reward, it's all here, count it!"

The smile on Zhang Da's face became more sincere. Their hard work this night was worth it!
"thanks!"

"Also, this is just a petty thing! It's disrespectful!"

The mayor took out a stack of money again and said politely:
"Our place is so remote that no one has performed here for many years!"

“It’s a great honor for you to come and sing!”

Zhang Da cupped his hands and said, "You're welcome!"

After collecting the money, the mayor left, and Zhang Da got up to see off the guests.

It was already getting late, and everyone was tired after singing all day long and fell asleep one after another.

Zhang Da lay on the bed, closed his eyes and fell asleep.

When he got up early the next morning, he found that he was surrounded by barren mountains and wilderness, and even the houses had disappeared.

"Could it be that last night
Zhang Da looked at his face and opened the money transfer box. It was filled with colorful Ming coins!
"So, Uncle Da, you often meet ghosts?"

One sentence brought Zhang Da back from his memories to reality. It turned out that Zhang Da was telling everyone about the strange things he had encountered before.

He is now gray-haired and has become an old foreman, leaving all the responsibilities to the young people.

This is an opera troupe that is on its way to Majia Town. They are going to Majia Town to sing an opera.

Boxes of opera equipment were tied to the carriage, and some people were carrying burdens. The team lined up in a long line.

At this time, it was almost dusk, and the group of them were rushing on the road and had finished.

The person who interrupted Zhang Da's memory was a fat man with a round head and a round face named A Biao. He had a straightforward temperament and spoke without thinking.

Agui, who was holding the parrot, patted Abiao on the shoulder and rolled his eyes at him.

"You're in trouble! Uncle Da has said so much, why don't you know how to avoid it?"

"Our troupe often pretends to be gods and villains, and we will encounter some evil things."

The gray-haired Uncle Zhang was teaching him a lesson, waving a black feather fan.

"There are some taboos you should remember!"

He saw a gray urn in front of him and immediately lowered his head to ask them for help.

"Sorry to bother you, we are passing by your place!"

"Let's go, watch your step!"

"Uncle Zhang Da, why are you so superstitious?"

Aguang, carrying the big flag, walked over in a swaggering manner, not believing this at all.

Zhang Da shook his head, convinced of this.

"I've encountered this kind of thing a lot since I was a kid, I have to believe it!"

Aguang's eyes were full of disdain, "I don't believe it!"

The next moment, something tripped under his feet and he fell to the ground.

A Guang turned back angrily and pointed at A Gui.

"I know it's not a ghost this time, it's you!"

"Who told you to knock me?'

Agui held the parrot and looked proud.It turns out that A Guang just knocked the flag on A Gui's head, and A Gui deliberately teased him.

Seeing that the two were about to fight, Zhang Da shouted.

"Stop joking and walk properly!"

The two of them became serious and followed Zhang Da.

In the evening, they arrived at the inn.

A Guang and A Biao were walking outside. A Biao wanted to relieve himself and insisted on taking A Guang.

The two walked towards the woods, and happened to arrive at the grove today, where the urn was buried.

Thinking of Uncle Da's words today, Abiao immediately bowed to the urn and said politely:
"I'm sorry, brother, give in!"

"What did you do? You asked me to accompany you, and then you asked me to give in?"

Aguang looked a little dissatisfied and complained.

A Biao looked at the gray urn, not daring to point with his hands, only signaling with his eyes.

"I told them!"

"How can this be believable?
Aguang's expression was filled with disdain. He opened his sleepy eyes and pointed at the urn.

"There is a golden pagoda over there, I will pee for you to see!"

"No, this is very evil!"

Abiao's face changed, his eyes were full of fear, and he persuaded.

Unexpectedly, Aguang didn't listen at all. Instead, he walked to the urn and asked proudly:
"You are so unlucky that you can't avoid it even if you want to!"

"Does it taste good?"

A strange voice replied: "It's a bit salty.

Aguang's sleepy little eyes suddenly widened to their maximum size, like copper bells!
"Ghost!"

He yelled and ran as fast as he could to the inn with A Biao.

At this time, on the other side of the woods, two passers-by passed by.

One of them asked curiously: "What do you mean by salty?"

"Didn't you ask me if it tastes good?"

The other one answered while eating sesame seed cakes.

"No, no!"

Suddenly, their eyes were focused on the gray urn, and their legs were shaking with fear!
"Ghost!"

They threw down the sesame seeds and ran away.

In the inn, Agui was washing his face. When he turned around, he saw a black bull-head mask.

He pushed up his mask and looked very calm.

“They scare me with fake things all day long, but I’m not afraid even if they are real!
Under the masks were two guys who were new to opera. They asked curiously:
"Ah, Brother Gui, do you often bump into ghosts?"

"It's not a collision, it's a meeting!"

Agui is a disciple of Zhang Da. He has followed Zhang Da for many years and often listens to his telling these folk tales.

He casually made up a story, teasing his two junior brothers in a serious manner.

"I have a pair of yin and yang eyes. The left side belongs to yin and the right side belongs to yang. I can see ghosts!"

The younger junior brother's face was full of admiration and his eyes were full of curiosity.

"Wow, aren't those ghosts scary?"

"Ghosts are not scary in the first place, but people are afraid of ghosts!"

"Actually, people shouldn't be afraid of ghosts. Why?"

As Agui spoke, he made gestures to himself, speaking vividly.

"Because there are three fires in the human body, one on the top of the head, one on the left shoulder, and one on the right shoulder!"

"As long as the fire is not extinguished, the ghosts will not dare to come!"

"So when walking at night, never look back if the fire has gone out.
He paused, looked at the still scared expressions of his two younger junior brothers, and threatened them:
"As soon as the fire goes out, fierce ghosts will enter the house, and the ghosts will be haunted!"

"But this kind of ghost doesn't just get mad at everyone!"

"The targets they target are those who commit murder, arson, commit all kinds of evil, are ungrateful, and repay kindness with enmity!"

"As the saying goes, a person should not do anything wrong, even if the ghost comes knocking.
He was talking happily when suddenly there was a knock on the door.

"Open the door, open the door!"

Suddenly, the three men were so frightened that they hid in the quilt and trembled.

"Open the door quickly! It's us! A Guang and A Biao!"

After hearing this, Agui stuck his head out, stood up straight, and scolded the two junior disciples.

"You must have done something wrong to be afraid of being like this!"

Opening the door, Agui looked at the frightened looks on their faces and complained casually.

"You two hit a ghost?"

"Yeah, how do you know?"

A Guang had a ghost in his heart, and A Gui said it right, and looked at him in surprise.

"When I passed by the Golden Pagoda this morning, I saw your hall turned black!"

Agui poured himself a cup of tea and asked calmly:
"What the hell happened?"

"It's because of those urns that he peed on them!"

Abiao also sat down and drank a cup of tea to calm his shock.

"It's over!"

Agui immediately concluded the matter and shook his head.

"No way! I'm just having fun, how do I know there will really be a ghost?"

A Guang's face turned blue and his expression was full of fear.

A Biao shook A Gui's arm and asked nervously: "What should we do? Brother Gui, please think of a solution quickly!"

"There is no way. Now you can only go and burn incense, hoping that what you encounter is not an evil ghost!"

Agui rolled his eyes and thought of an idea to trick someone, but he pretended to be serious.

Aguang was scared, "Brother Gui, then you go with me!"

Agui immediately refused, and the old god said:
"How can you let someone else accompany you for something like this? If someone goes with you, it means you are not sincere, which makes it even worse!"

"Then I'll go as soon as it breaks tomorrow!"

Aguang made up his mind.

Agui shook his head and sighed.

"Still waiting for daybreak? It will be too late!"

A Guang asked nervously: "Then when should I go?"

"Go now, go right now!"

"it is good!"

Agui gave some instructions, "Buy more things to worship, don't be too stingy!
"Know!"

A Guang responded and hurriedly went outside to buy sacrifices.

As soon as A Guang left, A Gui immediately said to the people around him with a playful smile:
"Buy two bottles of wine first, there will be a good show tonight!"

"Are you going to tease him?"

The people around him didn't know Agui's temperament, so they asked with a smile.

"What do you mean by teasing? I'm trying to make him feel at ease!"

Agui waved his hand and spoke righteously.

"cut!"

Everyone gave him a look of contempt.

In the small forest in the wild, the cold wind howled, causing the branches to dance wildly.

The moon hid in the clouds, and everything was dark.

A Guang came over with a basket containing fruits, roasted chicken, and incense candles.

He placed the fruits and roasted chicken in front of the urn, trembling all over.

Then, he lit two red candles and inserted three sticks of incense between them.

Gray smoke lingered, with a pungent smell.

Aguang knelt down and bowed to the urn, his voice trembling.

"I'm so offended. It's because I, Aguang, don't understand the rules!"

"I didn't mean it!"

In the bushes on the side, Agui and the new members of the troupe ran over. They crouched and hid behind the bushes, waiting to see Aguang's jokes!
Agui lowered his voice, pinched his nose and said:
"Then you did it on purpose!"

A Guang stumbled back in fright, and hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed to apologize.

"I didn't mean it! I was just too playful!"

(End of this chapter)