Uncle Nine: Start the coffin shop and kill ghosts

"Do you like to play? Can you do somersaults?"

Agui pinched his nose and asked angrily.

"Yes! Yes! Yes! I'll show it to you!"

A Guang hurriedly turned somersaults backwards and kowtowed to the urn again.

"I've finished flipping through it!"

The man hiding behind the grass covered his mouth and almost laughed.

Agui refused to let him go like this and continued to scare Aguang.

"Do you know what ghosts eat mud?"

"do not know!"

Aguang shook his head, looking a little panicked.

Agui's eyes were full of cunning and he continued to scare him.

"Then grab some mud and eat it!"

"what?"

A Guang raised his head, his whole face wrinkled.

Let him eat mud?
Forget it, in order to survive, eat it!
He immediately grabbed the mud in panic, looking extremely confused!
When he made up his mind to eat it, Agui spoke again.

"It's not these, it's the ones you wet!"

A Guang frowned and grabbed the mud that smelled like urine and stuffed it into his mouth.

Agui's voice was full of smiles, and he stuck his head out and asked:
"what about the taste?"

A Guang said with a sad face: "It's salty!"

"Hahaha".
Everyone also laughed and ran out one after another to take away the sacrifices.

"Let's go, take it back for midnight snack!"

A Guang raised his head in shock and found that he had been tricked by A Gui, so he chased after him angrily.

"You bastards! How dare you play tricks on me!"

"Don't blame me, blame him if you want!"

Agui pointed to the urn and ran away with a smile.

"It's all your fault!"

A Guang was so angry that he kicked the ground several times, kicking all the mud onto the urn.

Just as he was about to kick the urn, a voice came from the urn.

"Brother, it's okay to pee, but don't mess up my cousin!"

Ah Guang's face turned pale, he yelled and ran away in a hurry!
The next day, the troupe held a worship ceremony.

Every time they went to a new place, before the show started, the disciples would worship Emperor Tang Ming.

Emperor Ming of the Tang Dynasty established the Liyuan, recruiting opera singers, and became the founder of the opera troupe. The opera singers all called themselves Liyuan disciples!
Zhang Da used willow branches to get living water and sprinkled it on the ancestor's immortals.

"Bath of splendor!"

All the disciples worshiped together and shouted: "The spiritual light shines and everything is prosperous!"

"Clairvoyance left, see clearly the homeland of human relationships!"

The disciple placed statues of clairvoyance and wind-eared eyes on the left and right sides of the patriarch.

"You have a thousand clairvoyant ears, and you can hear all the right and wrong!"

As the old foreman of the theater troupe, Zhang Da continued to read:
"You must know that life is like a drama, don't blame life for drama!"

"All joys and sorrows, birth, old age, illness and death are just like a dream in life, passing by like a cloud!"

The cinnabar has been mixed, and Zhang Da handed the cinnabar pen to Xin Shaojia, the pillar of the theater troupe.

"Ajia, come and consecrate the master!"

Xin Shaojia took the cinnabar pen and put a red dot on the Patriarch's head.

"Cinnabar opens the pen, good luck!"

"Good luck opening the box!,

Outside the door, the gong struck, firecrackers went off, and the show officially started!
Majia Town became lively, with adults and children running over to watch the show.

Chen Tian and Zhu Dachang were also among the spectators, walking towards the theater.

In this era, there were no entertainment activities, and the rare operas were like festivals. The streets were full of people watching the operas.

At this time, a big-headed ghost was leaning against the door of the outdoor urn, looking at the lively scene in Majia Town alone, and couldn't help but sigh.

He has a big head, a few strands of black hair flying, and he is wearing a red floral jacket. He looks very weird!
"You are much better than me. I am a lonely ghost and I have to suffer bullying from evil ghosts!'

At this time, a fierce voice sounded.

"Come here quickly!"

"It's terrible, it's terrible! This old man's hands are itchy again!
After being taught a lesson by the old ghost, the big-headed ghost was beaten until he vomited blood. Seeing the old ghost occupying his cave, he was so angry that he dared not speak.

"There is no way to go on like this. It's better to go to the human world to escape!"

At this time, in the troupe, they were preparing to sacrifice the white tiger.

The class leader came over and shouted:
"Everyone, I'm telling you this! While you're here to offer sacrifices to the white tiger, you're not allowed to make any sound. You even have to hold back your coughs!"

"Cough cough!"

At the right time, a cough sounded, but it was Xin Shaojia, the mainstay of the troupe, who was drinking tea and choked for a moment.

He was a little embarrassed and explained.

"I drank too much ginseng soup in the past two days and my throat feels uncomfortable."

"I'm afraid I've been to the Flower House too many times! Be careful, you may get windy soon!'

Aguang couldn't help but say something with a sour tone.

Xin Shaojia was the mainstay of the theater troupe and was arrogant. She immediately glared at A Guang and said a few words.

"When will it be your turn to talk?"

"So what if I am a promiscuous person? People who are not romantic are just poor!
"Brother, you are not so lucky!"

A Guang was so angry that he stuck out his tongue at Xin Shaojia's back, wanting to beat him up!
What is this bastard proud of, isn't he just having a few bad dollars?
Agui on the side fanned him, hoping to drive away his anger.

"Brother, haven't you heard a saying? It's better to offend a gentleman than a villain!"

After hearing this, Xin Shaojia glared at Agui angrily.

When Agui was about to go on stage, he deliberately stretched out his foot to trip Agui!
Agui fell to the ground and almost screamed, but thinking of the class leader's instructions, he immediately held it back.

"Shh!"

Everyone made a sign of silence and hurriedly helped Agui up.

Xin Shaojia smoked a cigarette and left proudly.

Agui endured it and stepped forward with a fork to play the role of Wu Song. He was performing the scene of Wu Song fighting a tiger!
Suddenly, there was a puff of smoke, a cold wind blew by, and the bustling theater suddenly became quiet.

"Why did it suddenly get cold?"

Xiaoyun rubbed his arms, looked around, and suddenly felt a chill in his heart.

Zhu Dachang took off his coat and put it on her body.

"It's strange, why is there smoke on the stage? I can't even see Wu Song's movements clearly!
After hearing this, Chen Tian immediately opened his yin and yang eyes.

Sure enough, he saw a ghost with a huge head sitting next to the stage, wearing a red floral dress, watching the play with great interest.

This is that Chaozhou ghost, he found the troupe!
This is a good ghost, so he doesn’t need to care!
At this moment, a steel fork pierced several large bowls and stabbed in the direction of the Chaozhou ghost.

It's tattooed on the pillar that says "No scruples!"
The Chaozhou ghost was so frightened that he sat back and said in fear: "Ah, the murderous intention is so strong!"

Chen Tian couldn't help but shake his head, this ghost is too cowardly!
It's not worth his while!
Since he didn't hurt anyone, he still won't kill him!
The show was over and everyone in the troupe went back to rest.

It was late at night, and there was only a lone lamp left. Zhang Da was ironing the costume with an iron knot.

At this time, he heard someone singing outside.

"Hold in my arms, young master! Take charge of the country."

Surprised, he took out the lamp and looked, but there was nothing.

Could it be that he heard wrong?
As soon as he left, the singing voice started again.

Zhang Da's expression changed, he suspected that he had hit someone evil, and left in a hurry.

The troupe was all left with the big-headed ghost, and he was wandering around, not treating himself as an outsider at all.

The cold wind howled, the banana leaves outside the window shook, and the windows were blown open.

Xin Shaojia was startled by the sound of "squeak".

He had just returned from drinking the flower wine and had just entered the door when the weather changed!
call.
The cold wind blew in, causing the chandelier to sway, making the light unstable.

Xin Shaojia was so cold that she folded her arms and prepared to close the window.

However, as soon as he closed the window, the chandelier went out!
"Why did the lights go out?"

He had no choice but to take out his spare oil lamp and light it.

He put the oil lamp on the table, poured himself a cup of tea, and was about to sit down, but he fell down!
The chair moved to a different position at some point. Could it be that he remembered it wrong?
At this time, the cabinet door was suddenly blown open by the wind.

Xin Shaojia didn't think much and went to close the cabinet door.

When he took a few steps, he noticed something strange. "It's strange, why is there no shadow of me in the mirror?"

There were two mirrors on the door of the cabinet, but they didn't reflect his shadow at all.

Just as he was taking a closer look, a green ghost face suddenly appeared in the mirror.

"Wow!"

He screamed in fright and backed away in horror.

"boom!"

At this time, the oil lamp suddenly fell to the ground, and the room became dark.

Xin Shaojia was extremely frightened. Strange noises kept coming from the room, and many things fell to the ground.

The shadows of banana leaves outside the window were waving randomly, like ghost claws!
"what!
Xin Shaojia screamed in fright and her face turned green.

At this time, another snow-white skull appeared in front of him and suddenly disappeared.

The furniture in the house was in a mess and even attacked him.

"Ha ha ha ha."

There was a strange laughter in the house, Xin Shaojia opened the door and ran out in fear.

However, outside the door was a red wall with a head falling off.

"Ah! My head!"

Xin Shaojia caught it and took a look and found that it was her own head, and she fainted with fright!
Agui put his head over and saw Xin Shaojia fainted, then realized that he had gotten into trouble.

"It seems like there's a big fuss! Come out quickly!
Suddenly, everyone ran out from the corners of the room.

It turns out that this was Agui's idea, deliberately pretending to be a ghost to scare Xin Shaojia and dampen his pride!
The next day, several young people were having dinner in a restaurant and were discussing the matter proudly.

"Wow! You didn't even call me for such a fun thing? Why don't you scare me again tonight?"

Agui took the chopsticks and shook his head.

"The first time you do something like this you are a genius, the second time you do it you are a fool!"

“Okay, that’s what you did!
At this time, Xin Shaojia's voice suddenly appeared. He punched Agui directly and started fighting with everyone.

The two gangs fought and the scene was chaotic.

When things calmed down, both groups were brought to the theater troupe and made trouble in front of the troupe leader.

"You are their boss, and you still take the lead in causing mischief!"

"Go and apologize to Brother Jia!"

Uncle Da scolded Agui, patted him on the shoulder, and asked him to apologize.

A group of people walked up to Xin Shaojia, feeling extremely unconvinced, but they still bowed their heads and apologized.

Xin Shaojia refused to give up and slapped Agui instead.

"Let me tell you, I, Ajia, have always been the one to let others get offended, but no one has ever made me, Ajia, get offended!"

Uncle Da hurriedly stopped and asked Agui to leave.

"Forget it, forget it! Let's get ready to go on stage!"

The big-headed ghost looked angry and shook his head.

“This famous brand is really impressive!
"Boom boom boom!"

The show is about to begin, and there are ghosts walking around in red floral clothes.

Sometimes he tripped a disciple, and sometimes he teased a female disciple.

There was chaos backstage and he was enjoying himself.

When Agui was about to go on stage, he followed him, ready to teach Jia Dapai a lesson!
Agui plays Wu Song, wearing a black short fighting costume and holding a sharp knife in his hand.

"Is this Ximen Qing upstairs?"

Xin Shaojia, who played Ximen Qing and wore a colorful costume with big sleeves, responded.

"Exactly!"

The two of them started fighting like this, going back and forth, and there was a bit of martial arts in them.

"it is good!"

Everyone clapped and applauded, and the place was very angry and lively!
Chen Tian bought melon seeds on the side, cracked them and watched the show!
Isn’t it a good show? There is also a ghost singing on the stage!
I saw the big-headed ghost coming up to the stage, looking at the two people, carefully avoiding the light of the sword.

"Cut your head off!"

Xin Shaojia reminded Agui-sentence and made an evasive action.

"it is good!"

Agui responded, but found that his arms could not move.

Xin Shaojia couldn't see the ghost and shouted again.

"Cut your head off!"

When Agui exerted force, the knife slashed towards Xin Shaojia's waist, almost injuring him.

Xin Shaojia looked angry, "Are you serious?"

"No!"

Agui was also confused and felt like he was being led through three somersaults!
Suddenly, the audience burst into applause!
There are three people in a play, and one of them is a ghost!
interesting!
Chen Tian felt that his theater ticket was well worth it!
“Good boy, steal my spotlight!
Jia Dapai was dissatisfied and slapped Wu Song!
"no,
Agui couldn't argue.

At the end of the play, Wu Song was about to kill Ximen Qing, but a ghost grabbed his hand!
Ximen Qing was so anxious that he winked at Wu Song frequently.

"Kill! Kill me quickly!"

But Wu Song couldn't move, and couldn't make a move several times!
Ximen Qing looked a little angry.

"How can you step down if you don't kill me?"

"Want to step down? Let me help you!"

The big-headed ghost answered and kicked Ximen Qing down.

Backstage, Xin Shaojia got angry and slapped Agui.

"You bastard! Did you do this on purpose? You are trying to undermine me and tell me how to survive in the future!"

Agui was speechless and couldn't explain anything.

Xin Shaojia left angrily.

The big-headed ghost pursed his lips and said, "It's all my fault!"

Agui was angry, so everyone invited him to dinner and comforted him.

However, when it came time to check out, Abiao immediately prepared to run away.

"Oops, I still have something to do!
"Hey! Do you want to pee?"

A group of people didn't understand A Biao's virtues, so they immediately stopped him and made fun of him.

"Forgot your money?"

Agui rolled his eyes.

"Are you always worried about paying bills?"

Abiao laughed dryly.

"Brother, it's true this time!
Ah Shan looked at him with disdain, revealing a fact.

"Does this mean it was false before?"

"Hey! It's true this time! I forgot my hammer backstage!"

Abiao gave a random excuse, turned around and left, heading back to the backstage.

"Farewell!"

Several people shouted a few times, and when they saw that he was running faster, they were all speechless.

At this time, Ashan mentioned something.

"This cheapskate, let's teach him a lesson!'

"Like last time?"

"it is good!"

Immediately, the proposal was unanimously approved!
The four people rushed to the backstage ahead of A Biao. After some discussion, they each got dressed and put on their masks, ready to scare A Biao.

"Pretending to be a ghost to scare people? It seems fun! I'll do it too!"

The big-headed ghost also happily put on a golden mask and costume, and appeared in front of Agui.

Agui was pretending to be Bai Wuchang and taught the big-headed ghost a lesson.

"Oh! I asked you to pretend to be a ghost and scare people, but that's not acting! You idiot!"

Four people gathered together and pretended to be black and white impermanent zombies and other ghosts.

"One of us will guard one side and scare him wherever he goes!
The four people scattered, and the big-headed ghost ran over and asked, "What about me?"

Agui replied: "Whatever!"

When A Biao came upstairs and was looking for something in the background, everyone gathered around and tried to scare A Biao.

"what!"

Abiao was timid and turned around to run, but he bumped into the big-headed ghost and was frightened and fainted! (End of Chapter)