Douluo: I Don't Want to Be a God, I Actually Became a God

Yu Yuyi, who had slept for a full day and night, finally woke up refreshed on the evening of the last day of the seven-day holiday.

But when she hugged the quilt and woke up from the bed, she didn't see any trace of Xiao Wu in the room.

It was dark outside the window.

In the dormitory, only the night lamp made by Yu Yuyi was dimly lit.

She rubbed her belly.

deflated.

After thinking for a while, I still feel that I want to eat hot food more than cold dishes.

So da da da barefoot, swayed to the bathroom to take care of himself, and then rushed out of the dormitory door.

Planning to take advantage of the early time, a blind cat meets a dead mouse, Yiyi bumps into the cafeteria door.

Maybe it's the road from the dormitory to the cafeteria, and the night road is enough.

Yu Yuyi didn't get lost for too long this time, and found the gate of the cafeteria.

It was still bright and noisy inside.

Like the never-falling stars in the night, they guide the hungry students coming and going.

Yiyi took three or two steps at a time, jumped to the cafeteria door, and pushed open the half-closed door.

I happened to see the rare neat students inside.

"You? What are you doing?"

It's not surprising that Yu Yuyi asked like this, because it can be said that it is difficult to describe the current scene with normal language.

If I had to sum it up in one word, perhaps it would be more appropriate to use the scene of the crime.

The stone walls on all sides of the cafeteria were hung with white and red things of unknown substance, but they were obviously sticky.

Even the eight students inevitably got a lot of these substances on their bodies.

And I don't know if it's the characteristics of this kind of thing, once they stick to an object, it's hard to take it off again.

Refer to the details, forced to stick together with Dai Mubai, unable to pull them apart, about to explode, more Zhu Zhuqing who blushed.

And for some reason, Ma Hongjun, Oscar and Ran Sen were sticking together.

Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong were among the crowd, the ones who were least contaminated with that kind of thing.

They are also relatively far away from the crowd, but for some reason, they are also unable to move, and can only sit and stand in place.

Tang San used the blue silver grass to surround himself, and now he couldn't get rid of the blue silver grass, trapped inside his spirit.

The noise in the cafeteria paused for a second when Yu Yuyi appeared.

Then there was a rush of tongues.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

"Yiyi, Yiyi, you are finally here!"

"Hurry up and save us!"

"I really didn't expect this thing to be so difficult!"

"Yiyi, you have to be careful not to touch this thing, it's really troublesome..."

"..."

The voices of seven or eight people exploded in an instant, making Yu Yuyi so dizzy that he didn't know who to listen to.

But now she also knows that before she inquires clearly, it is absolutely impossible for her to just step into this weird cafeteria.

"stop!"

Yiyi covered one ear, feeling the quiet environment after she roared.

Then he raised his head, pointed at Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong, and asked.

"Anyway, Xiao Wu and Rongrong tell me what happened."

Ning Rongrong kept a posture and sat on the ground, her body was weak and sore, but she and Xiao Wu looked at each other, and tried to explain the situation as concisely and clearly as possible.

Tracing back to the source, the story begins with Ma Hongjun.

Ma Hongjun, who was unfortunately beaten up by the wretched uncle yesterday, rubbed the wound medicine, but it still didn't heal, so he planned to run to his teacher, that is, Dean Flender, to sell it badly in exchange for more effective wound medicine.

Unexpectedly, just as he was about to knock on the door, Ma Hongjun heard an extremely familiar devil's voice in Dean Flender's office—Master.

They seem to be discussing their new training content tomorrow.

Because he couldn't hear clearly, Ma Hongjun put his ear directly against the door, only to hear a few sporadic words from inside.

'paste', 'eat', 'shop'

How to form a sentence with three words is so awkward, at the end Ma Hongjun slapped his head and thought of one:
'A restaurant that can be eaten from paste'

Although Ma Hongjun felt that the paste was a bit unpalatable, and he didn't know why he used paste to build a store, but he was a foodie, and when he heard the news, he happily ran to the cafeteria to share it with everyone.

I didn't know that behind the office door behind me, the two adults who were still discussing just now showed their eyes watching the show.

But Ma Hongjun, who told everyone about everything, was not believed by anyone as expected.

Until the fat man found a piece of paper under the bowl and chopsticks at the stove in the cafeteria, the secret recipe for super sticky paste.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and only then did they trust Ma Hongjun's previous words a little more.

It was also hard for them to imagine how these pastes could achieve the effect that Ma Hongjun said, so they simply studied it on the spot.

A hammer in the east and a mallet in the west.

This person adds a bit of this thing, and that person adds a bit of that thing.

At the back, the cauldron where the paste was made exploded.

The few sticks that were nearby, that is, Ma Hongjun and Oscar, and Ran Sen who was pulled by them, were the hardest hit.

When the paste exploded, they ran a little distance, but it was not enough.

In the end, he became the culprit closest to the scene of the crime, sticking together and unable to escape.

And the others were implicated because they watched the excitement.

After listening to Xiao Wu and Ning Rongrong, they complement each other with a complete origin of the incident.

Yiyi: ...Pfft! :D
"What the hell, hahaha, you actually believe what the dean and father said..."

Yu Yuyi laughed until tears came out, she covered her belly with one hand, and wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes with the other hand.

Looking at the embarrassment of everyone, I still couldn't help laughing.

Ma Hongjun, as the first person who had no doubts and most believed in the words of his teacher and master, his face flushed red from laughter.

"Hey, hey, Yiyi, don't laugh!! Believe in the masters, isn't this a normal thing?!"

Yu Yuyi found that this little fat man really didn't know his old father's disposition, and he didn't have too much doubt about Dean Flender's integrity, so while he was busy laughing, he took a breath and explained to him slowly.

"Puff...cough cough, I didn't say that, Xiaohong. Have you forgotten that the biggest characteristic of your teacher is cunning and stinginess, such a profiteer, and a soul sage, what did he do to let you hear yourself and others so easily? What about the discussion?"

Ma Hongjun poked his neck, "Maybe...maybe it's because he didn't think it was important, or, maybe the master brought him back from a wrong path."

Now, Yu Yuyi looked at the silly boy with even more pity.

What kind of trust is this!

Thanks to Dad, they can do it too, be careful that this silly child will cry for them when the time comes!

"But...my father and Dean Flender are old friends~ Do you know why they became friends? People who share the same views and like-mindedness will make friends for so many years. Even if you don't know this, after the last training, you didn't notice What? It's all like this, Xiaohong, can't you guess that the two of them have the same bad taste?"

"The two of them made it clear that they were using your hands to amuse everyone, just like now."

Yu Yuyi gathered up her loose top, squatted down, and poked a lump of white 'paste' on the ground with her fingers.

"The recipe for this thing appears on the stove, and the master cooks for us every day at the stove. Isn't the connection between the two obvious?"

"I reckon those two people are watching the excitement around here now. Maybe they called several teachers to watch together."

After Yu Yuyi's series of analysis, the few students in the cafeteria who showed their faces were stunned.

It wasn't until they saw a few figures coming out of the cafeteria that they came back to their senses and showed condemnation on their faces.