Douluo: I Don't Want to Be a God, I Actually Became a God

"Clap clap-"

Scattered applause came from behind Yiyi.

But Yu Yuyi was not surprised at all.

She had long expected that these people who watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal were hiding nearby, so when she was analyzing, she cursed Dean Flender openly and secretly, trying to provoke them to come out.

As soon as Flender appeared, he first looked at his disciple with hatred, and felt that the idiot trapped in it was really hard to catch his eyes, so he shook his head and looked at Yu Yuyi who was squatting by the door.

"Yiyi, what is the image of the dean in your heart?"

Flender asked Yu Yuyi kindly.

Yu Yuyi didn't have time to respond to Flender, she didn't raise her head now, she was struggling with the infinitely elongated sticky thing in her hand.

She regretted it.

You shouldn't touch those things out of curiosity.

It's all right now, I'm almost doomed.

Yiyi wanted to cry, but looked at the white paste that was being pulled over, and shook it with disgust.

Coincidentally, seeing that Yu Yuyi didn't respond, Flender bent down and lowered his head to see what the little guy was doing.

"Pia-"

Yu Yuyi just disliked the end of the thing sticking to her finger, and was thrown onto Flender's glasses.

It doesn't stop there.

Due to the force of gravity, the white paste hung down, and even stuck to some Flender's unkempt beards.

Flender also felt a strange touch on his face.

But he didn't want to think about that possibility, so he just lowered his head, looked at Yu Yuyi seriously, and asked:
"The thing on my face is not the same as the one on your hand?"

Yiyi twitched the corner of her mouth, looked at the paste itself where the lotus root was still connected, and felt that she should not try to wake up a person who pretended to be asleep.

"sorry."

Flender, who didn't get the answer he wanted, the schadenfreude smile on his face disappeared.

but.

The smile doesn't disappear, it just shifts...

Moved to stand at the back, saw that Flender was so idle that he wanted to scare Yiyi who just said he was cunning and mean, the whole matter was on the faces of Zao Wou-ki and several other teachers.

"Puff ha ha..."

The other teachers were more reserved, they just turned their heads away and secretly smiled while covering their mouths with their hands.

Zhao Wuji was unscrupulous, he laughed so hard that the walls began to fall.

Hearing the extremely familiar yet tickling laughter behind him, Flender decisively dug out a piece of paste from the side door panel and threw it in the direction of Zao Wou-Ki.

"Pia-"

There was another familiar sound.

Following the sound, Zhao Wuji's smile also began to stop.

The reason was nothing else, just because Flender's aim was too good, and the blow hit Zhao Wuji's smiling mouth.

This time, Zhao Wuji was blocked.

All he could do was murmur, gesturing with his hands and feet and swearing at Flender, that bastard.

Flender just turned his head indifferently, and pushed the place where his glasses were still clean, as if he didn't talk to the dog.

Zhao Wou-ki couldn't be more angry.

Following Flender's example, he lifted a piece of paste on the ground outside the cafeteria and threw it in Flender's direction.

Flender, who had been on guard for a long time, easily dodged.

It's a pity that Yiyi, who hadn't reacted to the suffering, stayed where she was.

The piece of paste happened to cover Yu Yuyi's head by accident.

Yiyi: ...

Flender also used the excuse of revenge for Yiyi, and started to childishly throw away...paste with Zao Wou-ki.

Yes, it's just that there is no card.

The two middle-aged men who would not make any movement when they saw snowdrifts insisted on starting to compete with paste at this time.

Forced to become an innocent person affected by the war between the two sides.

Yiyi wants to cry but has no tears.

It was Yu Xiaogang who had quick eyes and quick hands, and brought Yiyi to a place far away from the battle.

The naive battle between the two soul saints involved countless people who eat melons.

The teachers who followed to see the excitement turned into the excitement itself in the end.

Putting down their identities and ages one by one, the two naive ghosts who led the battle began to join the already chaotic battle.

The eight Shrek students who were ridiculed and lively in the past, now have two eyes that seem to be insufficient no matter how they are used.

One by one, they stared at the white lump flying past in the air, and the red and white unknown object flying over there...the eyeballs followed them and turned back and forth.

"Wow-oh~"

At the end of the day, they were so short of words that they could only utter such interjections.

Not that no one wants to say something else.

But the lessons learned are still there.

Ma Hongjun started to cheer for his teacher after looking at it, but Flender shouted to cheer.

Originally, in normal times.

It is normal for disciples to support teachers.

But perseveringly, the current situation is not quite the usual daily state!

The red-eyed Zhao Wuji, when he heard the little fat man's speech, took the time to give him a slap in the face.

Even several teachers who were affected by Flender also gave the little fatty a few combos.

Now it's all over, Ma Hongjun's mouth, face, and head were all hit by the teachers' paste attacks.

Now, like a maggot, it can only swing back and forth, trying to break free from the paste sticking to the brothers at the back, and at the same time trying to rub the blocked mouth in front.

It's hard to see.

So other people have also learned to be good, and don't make any comments on it, but just eat melons and watch the show, and send out emotional particles.

Wait until everything stops.

You can't see inside and outside the cafeteria door.

Yu Xiaogang, who was the only one who was alone, had a speechless and knowledgeable expression on his face. Holding the prepared gel solution, he walked to the edge of the battle where all the teachers were knocked down and lay flat, and no one survived.

Looking down at this place is even more exaggerated than the children's place, and it is purely self-inflicted.

Yu Xiaogang shook his head and couldn't bear to look directly at him. Facing his old friend who was blocked in an attack, he opened his eyes as if he was meeting him for the first time:
"I didn't expect, Flender, you still have a childlike innocence?"

"Since this is the case, seeing that you guys may have to play for a while after you recover, I will go to solve the paste for the children first. It just so happens that the materials are not enough this time, and the ones made are probably suitable for the children."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Yu Xiaogang looked down at Flender's glasses covered with glue, completely unable to see his pitiful eyes that were trying to shine, and finally stood up slowly and said, "Sorry, I don't understand what you are talking about, It seems that you, the dean, should also agree, so I will go to help the child ask for those things first."

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!" (Wait, save me first! Brother! Brother!!)
No matter how much Flender yelled, Yu Xiaogang, who said he didn't understand, just didn't understand, still walked to the children firmly.

With the sincere thanks that wept with joy over there, all the teachers who participated in the battle here are social pawns!

The degumming agent has very good medicinal properties. You only need to pour all the glue sticking to them, and wait for about ten minutes, which can basically reduce the stickiness of those super sticky glue.

In the end, it turned into something soft and unable to lift.

As for the part stuffed into the mouth.

Whether it is the enhanced version of the paste or the degumming agent, in fact, it is only mixed with the liquid extracted from some herbs, which is harmless to the human body and can be eaten.

It just tastes so-so, like rice cereal with bitter herbs.

But now there is no chance to make these people who swallowed the paste go back on their word.

Yu Xiaogang directly divided part of the degumming agent, poured it into a bowl, and divided it into several parts.

For one of them, he asked Ma Hongjun to swallow the softened paste in his mouth while drinking the degumming agent.

It is self-evident who will leave the other copies.

When the nine Shrek members finally broke free, they were all in a panic.The only special case should be Tang San who protected himself and trapped himself with his martial soul.

The master looked at the happy children in front of him, who were finally out of embarrassment and danger.

His eyes moved to the teachers who were still trapped there.

Yu Xiaogang: ......

In the end, I still took out another degumming agent formula in my hand and gave it to the children.

"This is the formula for the debonding agent. It was originally planned to be given to you after arranging your training tomorrow... I didn't expect..."

As Yu Xiaogang said, he glanced at the teacher's place with hatred, sighed, and continued: "I don't have enough herbs, but these are common weeds in the academy. Look carefully. Yes, I'll help pick some up later."

Then, help these old guys who are just joining in the fun and are not too young to be released.

The nine students also suppressed their laughter, and after reading the recipe, they scattered to find herbs.

Only the teacher lying crookedly on the ground, and Yu Xiaogang, the only standing one, were left in place.

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===Small Theater===
Yu Xiaogang: ...To tell the truth, shame, really shame!People who add up to three or four hundred years old are more childish than children!
Teachers: Zao Wou-ki, wait!

Zhao Wuji:? !why me!
Flender :)
All the teachers whispered: The other is the dean, if you scold me, you will lose your salary!

Zao Wou-ki: Am I still the vice president? !

The teachers questioned: Do you pay wages?

Zao Wou-ki's eyes dodged and wandered: this, that...

Teachers: That's right!Old Zhao, rest assured and wait!We will take revenge!
Zao Wou-ki: ...Fuck!Is there any reason!