The star is legit but sick.

Chapter 627 Feed the two gentlemen with cakes!
In this section, Xu Ye performed the details of facial expressions very well.

One problem with comedians is that it’s easy to overlook their acting skills.

But in fact, without acting skills, it is absolutely impossible.

For details, please see the remake of Stephen Chow's movie on a certain variety show, which can be said to be a complete mess.

If you just treat nonsense as a joke, you will never be able to perform nonsense well.

After this, Yuan Xuwen no longer heard the voices of the couple behind him.

It was obvious that the couple was also immersed in the plot of the movie.

The pace of the plot is not dragged out at all.

The scene changed and the night watchman came to the Qi family while on patrol. As soon as he came in, he saw Chang Wei beating Lai Fu.

Lai Fu took advantage of the chaos to escape immediately, and Chang Wei chased him out, but was caught by Bao Longxing and his men who were passing by.

A new case has been opened again.

Lai Fu shouted in shock: "All the Qi family members are dead! All the Qi family members are dead!"

When Bao Longxing arrived at the Qi family's house to check, he found corpses all over the floor, and Qi Qinshi, who was holding a table leg with blood at the corner of her mouth and a look of horror on her face.

After seeing the situation on the scene, the audience in the theater also exclaimed in surprise. The scene was really too tragic.

However, this case is not that simple.

Just because Chang Wei is the son of Admiral Chang Kun.

Qi Qin told the whole story with a watery look in her eyes, which made Yuan Xuwen feel distressed.

I have to say that in this plot, Zou Gang's acting skills are also explosive, and he portrayed Chang Wei's evil vividly.

Bao Longxing then asked the witness to speak.

The night watchman said, "I was on night watch when I heard the dog barking loudly in the Qi family's back garden, so I went in to take a look. When I came in, I saw Chang Wei beating Lai Fu, and there were corpses all over the ground."

This classic line is reproduced.

In fact, this line was not in the original film. Xu Ye made some modifications to the script so that this line came out directly.

The evidence is irrefutable and Chang Wei can be convicted without a doubt.

Bao Longxing, whose conscience has been awakened, also promised Qi Qinshi that he would clear her name.

But when he returned to the bedroom in the backyard, he saw silver all over the floor.

The silver was cast into rectangular shapes and neatly stacked together to form a wall.

Fang Tangjing stood behind the wall with a smile on his face, and said, "Books contain beautiful women and golden houses. As long as you are willing to do a small favor, you don't have to study and you can own this golden house."

Fang Tangjing explained Chang Wei's identity and said that the money would be used in exchange for Chang Wei's grandmother to visit her grandson in prison.

Bao Longxing was still too naive at this time, and he believed Fang Tangjing's lies.

In fact, this was also because he could not resist the attack of money.

But the people who came that night were not Chang Wei's grandmother, but Chang Wei's father Chang Kun and Fang Tangjing.

After Chang Kun and Chang Wei discussed it, the crime scene was destroyed overnight.

Fang Tangjing never thought of solving the problem by bribery, but rather by confusing right and wrong.

When the court session started the next day, the real county magistrate He Haozhe appeared.

In the original film "Earth", the county magistrate was called Chen Baixiang, who was the name of the actor who played Zhu Zhishan in "Flirting Scholar".

Xu Ye also named the county magistrate He Haozhe.

So a strange scene appeared in the film, with Fang Tangjing, played by He Haozhe, at the bottom and the county magistrate He Haozhe at the top.

Bao Longxing, who was wearing a bow on her head, woke up to the sound of the court starting, which caused another burst of laughter in the theater.

Even more outrageous was Bao Youwei, who also wore a bow tie and even had bath foam on his body.

When Bao Longxing came to the hall again, he had lost his right to speak. He was only an acting county magistrate. Now that the real county magistrate had come, he naturally had to give way.

But when the case was retried today, the testimonies of all the witnesses had changed, and even the autopsy results all pointed to Qi Qin as the murderer.

It was not Chang Wei who killed the Qi family, but Qi Qin and Lai Fu had an affair and bought arsenic to poison the Qi family.

Fang Tangjing even said that Bao Longxing accepted money from Qi Qinshi and wanted to speak for Qi Qinshi.

Bao Longxing was stunned.

All his words were useless in the face of false evidence.

Qi Qin was slapped repeatedly, but Chang Wei came to the hall dressed neatly and without even wearing shackles.

Bao Longxing watched all this with his own eyes. He wanted to step forward to stop it, but he was powerless.

He could only watch helplessly as Qi Qinshi was severely tortured.

Looking at Qi Qinshi who was collapsed on the ground and was forced by the people from the yamen to put her fingerprints on a confession, Bao Longxing's eyes were filled with heartache.

He walked up to Qi Qinshi and said, "I'm sorry."

Qi Qin looked at him, grabbed his finger to her mouth and bit it hard.

Blood flowed out, but it was not known whether it was blood flowing from Qi Qin's mouth or from Bao Longxing's fingers.

Behind Yuan Xuwen, the boy angrily said, "You dog official!"

Everyone in the theater was angry.

In the face of power, let alone ordinary people, even a ninth-rank official like Bao Longxing would be helpless.

The plot of this movie is understandable even to adults.

Yuan Xuwen also looked very angry.

He thought Bao Longxing was going to be a good official, but the fact was that some people didn't want him to be a good official at all.

Afterwards, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei went to investigate the crime scene together and went to the charity cemetery to examine the body.

After the final autopsy results came out, Bao Longxing discovered the truth.

The poison is poured into the body after death, not drunk by the person before death.

Bao Longxing said excitedly: "I figured it out!"

Bao Youwei applauded and said, "Great!"

The two men applauded and cheered, and excitedly sprayed out the cotton balls stuffed in their nostrils.

As a result, the camera zoomed out and He Haozhe and a group of people surrounded the two people, and cheered and applauded with them.

The picture is very funny.

The suppressed emotions were released again.

Yuan Xuwen couldn't hold it anymore, Xu Ye always managed to make people laugh with these small details.

Afterwards, Bao Longxing was arrested and thrown into prison, right next to Qi Qinshi.

When Qi Qinshi learned that Bao Longxing was arrested for helping her overturn the case, she felt a little guilty. Their fingers touched each other at the small hole in the wall.

Bao Longxing said in a deep voice: "I don't believe there is no justice in this world. I promise you now that as long as I am still alive, I will find a way to get justice for you."

Fortunately, Bao Youwei arrived at this time and informed Bao Longxing that he was sentenced to death and all the charges were false, including raping a sow.

But in order to leave descendants for the Bao family, Bao Youwei brought in a virgin girl to borrow seeds.

However, the person who came in was none other than Ruhua, who appeared in "A Chinese Odyssey: Part One - Pandora's Box".

Bao Longxing said helplessly: "Youwei, cover my face with a piece of cloth and do it."

The whole theater was filled with laughter.

Fortunately, Ruhua didn’t really come to borrow seeds, but to rescue Bao Longxing.

Ruhua directly broke down the prison wall and left with Bao Longxing.

Bao Longxing returned home immediately, but his father was already seriously ill.

Bao Longxing said regretfully in front of the bed: "I am so useless. I have made you lose face."

His father Bao Bu Tong comforted him, "How could that be? You are not as cunning as them. You know, corrupt officials are cunning, and honest officials are even more cunning. Otherwise, how can you deal with those bad guys? Son, I think you should go to the capital to file a complaint."

During their conversation, Bao Longxing learned of his identity: he was the descendant of Bao Qingtian.

His father gave Bao Longxing half a cake and a book called "Qingtian Secret Book" passed down from his ancestors.

Then, the mother came in and said, "Thirteen, our Bao family has an imperial sword, which was given by the late emperor. You should take it with you to Beijing."

Bao Longxing asked excitedly: "Mom, where is the sword?"

The mother took out a salted fish from behind her back and said seriously, "This imperial sword can be used to kill tyrants and corrupt officials."

The audience burst into laughter.

This time Yuan Xuwen couldn't help it.

Wow, you are really something!
What kind of imperial sword is this!

Bao Longxing said helplessly: "Youwei, put the sword away."

The scene changed and Bao Bu Tong had passed away.

After getting the Qingtian secret book and half a cake left by his father, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei embarked on a journey.

As for the half piece of cake, Bao Bu Tong gave a piece of cake to the current Minister of Justice in order to save him. After the Minister ate half of it, he gave the other half to Bao Bu Tong.

With this half piece of cake, different descendants can go to the Minister of Justice and get help.

Bao Longxing has already realized that he is no match for Fang Tangjing and others. He does not have Fang Tangjing's ability to argue, nor does he have the power. It is impossible for him to win, and he must find a bigger backer.

On the other hand, the county magistrate also released Lei Bao to hunt down Bao Longxing.

Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei escaped from Lei Bao's pursuit. Bao Longxing fled to a boat and met Mo Zaiti and Mo Zaijiang, a brother and sister.

Bao Longxing had two buns hidden on his chest and was mistaken for a woman, so he simply played along and said his name was Ninth Girl.

The wandering journey officially begins.

Yuan Xuwen listened carefully to the noise behind him. There was no sound of anything being torn, nor any other messy sounds.

"Not bad, not bad. Xu Ye's movies are still attractive." Yuan Xuwen said in his heart.

Mo Zaizhi mentioned that the brother and sister were in an acrobatic troupe that was heading north to Beijing, so Bao Longxing followed the troupe and learned the troupe's skills.

Lying on the bed of steel nails with his chest broken by a huge stone, when Bao Longxing drank the water, streams of water came out of his body like a watering can.

The whole theater burst into laughter.

Because this part is exactly the same as Tom's appearance in "Tom and Jerry".

Later on, there are two more skills: blindfolding and throwing flying knives, and swallowing a long sword in the mouth, which also provide many funny moments.

After several days, Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei met again.

There's even more gay love in here.

In the end, Bao Longxing and Mo Zaiti slept together, while Bao Youwei and Mo Zaishu slept together.

On the roof at night, Bao Longxing and Mo Zaiti looked at the moon.

Bao Longxing murmured, "When I was a child, I made a wish to be a good official. When I grew up, I realized that it is not so easy to be a good official. The worst thing is that I can't even be a corrupt official. I am stuck in the middle and accomplish nothing."

During their conversation, Mo Zai mentioned that Bao Longxing's true identity.

Mo Zai Ti admired Bao Longxing so much that even the moon turned into a heart shape.

Seeing this scene, Yuan Xuwen slapped his thigh in anger.

"Xu Ye, you are such a jerk. You are actually looking for other women behind Xiao Xu's back. I will expose you!"

The actor who plays Mo Zaiti is not Xiao Xu.

Actually, Xu Ye originally wanted Xiao Xu to play the role, but Xiao Xu didn't have the schedule.

Xu Ye could only reluctantly act hand in hand with other actresses.

Didn’t you see that there was no sex scene in this part?
The next day, Bao Longxing, Bao Youwei and Mo Zaiti said goodbye to each other.

At this time, Mo Zaiti's hairstyle had changed from a girl's hairstyle to a young woman's hairstyle.

Mo asked again: "When will we meet again?"

Bao Longxing turned around and said, "Next year when the spring comes and the flowers bloom, that will be the time for us to meet again."

Hearing these words, Yuan Xuwen could also feel Bao Longxing's thoughts.

Bao Longxing didn’t know whether his trip would be successful.

The scene changed and the two of them arrived at the Shangshu Mansion.

However, Admiral Chang Kun was also in the Shangshu Mansion.

The Shangshu sneered and said, "Back then, your father only gave me a rotten cake. At most, I will return you a rotten cake. But I understand justice, so I will return you a hundred times."

Bao Longxing said fiercely: "You are so cruel, Youwei, let's go."

After saying this, he and Bao Youwei left with the plate of cakes.

Yuan Xuwen's mind was full of question marks.

No, buddy, you want the cake too!

However, the guards stopped the two men.

The Minister of Justice said with a smile, "Nephew, your father and I are old friends. Don't be in a hurry to leave. Wait until you finish eating."

Chang Kun said calmly: "Come here, feed the two gentlemen some cakes."

The hearts of all the audience sank to the bottom again.

This officialdom is too dark!
(End of this chapter)