The star is legit but sick.

Chapter 628 If You Don’t Pay, It’s Not Selling
The film's pace is very well controlled.

Although the plot is simple, it is full of twists and turns.

Whenever the audience thinks Bao Longxing is only one step away from success, he always encounters setbacks.

These twists and turns did not appear suddenly. They were all foreshadowed in the previous sections and are very reasonable.

The actors used nonsensical performances to reduce the depressing feeling in the plot and also did not make the audience feel too suffocated.

Many children also watch Stephen Chow’s movies. Children don’t understand much and just think they are funny and interesting when watching them.

But it's different in the eyes of adults.

There is irony behind all the nonsense.

Yuan Xuwen thought to himself: "Who dares to say that Xu Ye's movies are just funny for the sake of being funny? Who dares to say that they have no depth!"

However, the plot of "Justice, My Foot" cannot be savored too carefully, as it would be a bit uncomfortable if you do.

On the big screen, the guards of the Shangshu Mansion stuffed the cakes into Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei's mouths, and the Shangshu and Chang Kun laughed out loud.

The Shangshu suggested killing the two men, but Chang Kun suggested that they should stay in the capital as beggars to embarrass his father.

It is obvious that Bao Bu Tong and Chang Kun once had some minor conflicts.

After all the cakes were eaten, Bao Longxing and the other man kept vomiting.

Bao Longxing asked: "Youwei, are you okay?"

Bao Youwei said with an uncomfortable look: "I'm still a little hungry."

Yuan Xuwen was already angry, but was completely upset by this sentence.

"My goodness, you're still not full!"

There was also laughter in the theater.

After that, Bao Longxing and his companion had a hard time making a living in the capital. No matter what they wanted to do, the local officers and soldiers would make things difficult for them and force them to become beggars.

In the end, Bao Youwei had no choice but to accept other people's charity.

Bao Longxing met a man who was beaten out for eating and free dining in Fenglai Building. He immediately came up with an idea and went into Fenglai Building as well.

I want to eat a free meal too!

Sangu also officially appears in this plot. Sangu is the madam of Fenglailou, commonly known as the chicken head.

In "A Chinese Odyssey: Part One", Guo Yulu left the image of Sister Pomegranate in the audience's hearts with her wonderful performance.

When the character she played appeared at this time, the audience also felt very close to her.

Bao Longxing successfully enjoyed a free meal, while the third aunt sent the top courtesan Ruyan to find out the truth.

But soon, Ruyan did not find any money in Bao Longxing's bag, so Bao Longxing was beaten up and even the "Qingtian Secret Book" was accidentally burned.

Yuan Xuben originally thought that Bao Longxing had reached the bottom, but he didn't expect that there was a lower bottom.

He has no money and is ostracized everywhere. Now he even has lost the secret book of Qingtian.

So how can Bao Longxing make a comeback?
At this time, Yuan Xuwen heard the girl behind him whisper: "Why don't you put your hand in?"

The boy whispered, "Why are you coming in? Just focus on watching the movie."

Everyone's attention has been attracted by the movie.

Yuan Xuwen discovered that from the start of the movie until now, except for a few people who went out to answer the phone, no one had left, not even to go to the bathroom.

On the big screen, the movie continues.

After losing the "Qingtian Secret Book", Bao Longxing was like a walking corpse. He worked in Fenglai Building to pay off his debts, and he was a lowly handyman.

After washing San Gu's feet, San Gu asked him to pour out the foot washing water, but Bao Longxing poured the foot washing water directly on San Gu's face.

The third aunt had a dazed look on her face and was unable to say anything.

Bao Longxing is like a fool now.

In the subsequent plot, the Fiery Grandma from the brothel opposite appeared.

The Third Aunt and Grandma Liehuo had a heated argument.

A quarrel gives people the feeling of a duel between martial arts masters.

The people in the theater couldn't stop laughing.

It is very unhappy if you are scolded, but if you see others being scolded, the feeling is different.

"No wonder Xu Ye said he never cared about how others scolded him. His scolding was harsher than others."

"The insults are really filthy, and it actually passed the trial."

"Hey man, this is possible?"

This was the first time for many viewers to see such a scene.

After seeing San Gu's operation, Bao Longxing was so amazed that he returned to normal.

You know, he was defeated repeatedly by Fang Tangjing because of his poor eloquence and he couldn't beat Fang Tangjing in an argument.

Bao Longxing began his journey to improve his ventriloquism skills.

He followed his third aunt in learning how to curse, and trained himself by holding a large piece of iron in his mouth, using every possible means.

Then, the famous scene of the movie came!
After going through hardships, Bao Longxing used his mouth cannon skills at a bent piece of wood.

The bent wood was actually straightened out by his words.

He even brought dead people back to life, extinguished a row of candles, and even blew up the river water.

Of course, the special effects are still 50-cent special effects.

The audience in the theater felt extremely refreshed watching this scene.

The male protagonist has hit rock bottom and rebounded, so success will be just around the corner!

One night, Ruyan, dressed in red, found Bao Longxing.

The beautiful Ruyan said: "Close your eyes."

Bao Longxing is no longer the same person who was bewitched by beauty. He said, "You're still using this trick? Wasn't the beating you gave me last time enough?"

Ruyan said with a smile, "I won't hit you. I just want to find someone to chat with."

"What's there to talk about?"

Ruyan said slowly: "I feel empty and lonely, I am so cold."

As soon as these words came out, the audience in the theater burst into laughter again.

There are too many memes in "Justice, My Foot".

Emptiness, loneliness and coldness also appear for the first time in this movie.

Bao Longxing was about to hug Ruyan, but then the third aunt with a face full of white powder appeared. Some people in the theater burst into laughter.

Guo Yulu already has experience in making himself look ugly.

Next, Bao Longxing and Sangu started a verbal battle, but Sangu was no match for Bao Longxing at all.

The third aunt shouted for people to come and help deal with Bao Longxing.

Bao Longxing was sitting alone on a chair when Third Aunt and a group of people came in aggressively from outside.

The background music of "A Man Should Be Self-reliant" sounded, and a solemn and murderous atmosphere filled the air.

Those who knew said it was a war of words, while those who didn’t thought it was a duel between martial arts masters.

This kind of design is something the audience has never seen before.

Bao Longxing remained calm in the face of danger, and easily defeated everyone with his argument.

The audience, who had been feeling frustrated for a long time, finally felt happy.

Bao Longxing's status in Fenglai Tower also improved.

But the scene changed and the famous scene happened again.

Leopard-headed Lei Bao came to Fenglai Tower and specifically asked Ruyan to play with him.

The third aunt hurriedly persuaded him, "We Ruyan only sell our art and not our body."

Lei Bao immediately said: "I'm done with her, if you don't pay me it won't count as selling her."

When Lei Bao said this, Yuan Xuwen slapped his thigh and said in his heart: "That makes a lot of sense!"

We are all adults now, so we should drive the car when necessary.

For a time, many old perverts felt that they had opened up new ideas.

But in reality this is definitely not feasible, and everyone can only sigh at this amazing train of thought.

“There are so many interesting lines in this movie!”

“Every character here speaks so well!”

"I can't stop laughing, Leopard Head is really amazing!"

Then, another famous scene in the movie came.

When Bao Longxing saw Lei Bao, he wanted to escape quickly and hid under Ruyan's bed in desperation.

Lei Bao then entered the room and tried to force Ruyan.

Ruyan said fearfully, "Sir, please don't do this, I'm going to scream."

Lei Bao smiled lewdly and said, "No one will pay attention to you even if you scream your throat out."

Bao Longxing, who was hiding under the bed, complained: "Beast!"

Afterwards, Prince Tian came with the Emperor, and Lei Bao hurriedly hid under the bed.

The scene just now reappeared, and Lei Bao and Bao Longxing complained together: "Beast!"

The next second, the assistant minister arrived.

The emperor also hid under the bed.

Under the bed, Bao Longxing and the other two shook hands and got to know each other.

From the moment Lei Bao appeared on the stage, the laughter in the theater never stopped from beginning to end.

This episode is really hilarious.

Finally, according to the emperor's plan, Bao Longxing drove away the assistant minister.

However, Bao Longxing already knew that the person who came to the brothel to eat roast chicken with a hidden identity was the emperor.

Bao Longxing already has the strength, what he lacks is power.

Without power, he still couldn't deal with Chang Wei.

The audience's hearts were already hanging in the air.

The scene changes, and the emperor, the minister, and Chang Kun are strolling in the imperial garden, and the topic turns to the case.

With the cooperation of Bao Longxing, the emperor, and the third aunt, everyone finally agreed to re-examine the case.

This also contains a response to the foreshadowing of Bao Longxing throwing the flying knife before.

He placed the apple on Shangshu's head and asked Bao Longxing to throw the flying knife.

The Shangshu, who was so scared that he almost peed his pants, immediately agreed.

The emperor ordered, "Bao Longxing, I appoint you as the governor of eight prefectures. Together with the admiral and the minister, the three courts will try the Qi family massacre."

"Leopard Head, I order you to protect the governors of the eight prefectures for life and to be the master of the master of the master who always stays by his side!"

The governor of the eight prefectures was a first-rank official.

Bao Longxing was directly promoted from a ninth-rank official to a first-rank official.

Yuan Xuwen thought to himself, "It looks like the next step will be easy. Bao Longxing can just go back and overturn the case."

He wasn't the only one who thought so; most of the viewers who saw this thought the same way.

Now that we have the support of the Emperor, shouldn't this case be easily solved?

But if the plot really developed like this, it would be boring.

The scene changed and Qi Qinshi was already on the execution ground.

The county magistrate had already given the order, and Lei Bao arrived in time to rescue Qi Qin.

This kind of plot is common in costume dramas, but everyone still feels great when seeing it.

As Lei Bao read out the imperial edict, the retrial of the case officially began.

The county government office has been renovated. There are no more rats, cockroaches or cobwebs. Even the plaque with the words "Fairness and Integrity" has been replaced with a new one.

Another red sun rises, and the meaning is obviously different from the beginning of the movie.

Afterwards, Bao Longxing, with a black five-pointed star on his forehead, made his official appearance.

As a result, the entrance scene alone, which used the same look as a boxer’s entrance in a boxing match, made the entire theater burst into laughter.

Yuan Xuben thought that the movie ended like this, but when he saw the scene of the three-court trial, he immediately realized that things were not that simple.

What Bao Longxing is facing is not a bunch of machines with fixed programs, but a group of cunning and corrupt officials.

Even with the emperor's support, we may not necessarily win.

Corrupt officials even deceive the emperor, let alone you, a mere ninth-rank official!

(End of this chapter)