The star is legit but sick.

Chapter 629 You said you don’t know martial arts!

The audience watching the movie in the cinema were worried again.

Admiral Chang Kun would not let his son submit so obediently.

Fang Tangjing also continued to appear in court on behalf of Chang Wei.

However, this time, Bao Longxing is no longer the same Bao Longxing as before.

Fang Tangjing said, "Big."

Bao Longxing interrupted directly: "What's so big?"

Fang Tangjing said calmly: "I call you Sir."

Bao Longxing asked back: "What kind of people?"

The two sides started a verbal battle, and Fang Tangjing was no match for Bao Longxing at all.

Chang Kun advised: "Your Excellency, this is not right. He was appointed by the court..."

Before Chang Kun could finish his words, Bao Longxing said, "Your mother!"

Chang Kun was so angry that he stood up and said righteously: "You can't be in court..."

Bao Longxing: "Fuck your mother!"

The minister advised: "Alas, sir, there is no need to mention my mother right away."

Bao Longxing shouted: "I'm still mentioning your mother's mother!"

This conversation contains a lot of mother content.

The audience also felt very happy watching it.

Who doesn’t want to curse the mothers of these corrupt officials?
It's not just my mother who is scolded, but my mother's mother is also scolded.

Bao Longxing is everyone's substitute.

Bao Longxing opened fire at full force and continued to point the gun at Fang Tangjing.

Fang Tangjing continued to provoke, going in and out of the yellow line.

"I jumped out again, I stood back up again! I jumped out again, hit me, idiot!"

As soon as he said "hit me", Bao Longxing and Bao Youwei went up and beat Fang Tangjing up.

The people in the theater were laughing so hard that the laughter could be heard outside.

After the beating, Bao Longxing said innocently: "Everyone heard it. He told me to beat him, so I beat him."

Bao Youwei also said helplessly: "I have never seen such a request in my life."

Yuan Xuwen was still burdened by his celebrity status at the beginning and did not laugh out loud.

But by this time, he couldn't bear it anymore.

There was a girl sitting one seat to the left of his seat.

The girl was also laughing, but she looked at Yuan Xuwen in confusion.

The girl had long felt that Yuan Xuwen looked familiar. It was a bit strange to see him wrapped up so tightly and coming to the cinema to watch a movie, without taking a drink or popcorn and concentrating on watching the movie.

The main reason was that Yuan Xuwen laughed too loudly.

Yuan Xuwen didn't care at all.

Soon, Bao Longxing pointed out the loopholes in the previous perjury one by one with his intelligence.

Just when he was about to torture Chang Wei, Eunuch Li arrived.

Eunuch Li is the Empress Dowager's man and also Chang Wei's godfather.

He brought a yellow jacket to Chang Wei so that he could avoid being tortured.

The situation changed again.

Chang Kun ordered Qi Qinshi to be tortured, and Bao Longxing immediately said, "You said to clamp it? I said not to clamp it!"

Eunuch Li sneered, "What a great authority you have, Lord Bao!"

The actor who plays Eunuch Li is also a veteran actor, and he portrays the image of Eunuch Li to perfection.

Xu Ye also put a lot of effort into selecting the actors for "Justice, My Foot".

It would have been fine if Eunuch Li didn't say anything. As soon as he started talking, Bao Longxing went all out and started verbally insulting Eunuch Li.

The words "hermaphrodite" and "rotten ass" immediately broke down Eunuch Li's defense.

On the other side, Lei Bao went to the prison as instructed by Bao Longxing.

If you want to overturn Qi Qinshi's case, you also have to overturn the testimonies of these witnesses.

Lai Fu and the others were all terrified when they saw a man with only the upper body left crawling on the ground covered in blood.

In the hall, the Shangshu tortured Qi Qinshi. Qi Qinshi was in unbearable pain and she was about to give birth.

Another famous scene appeared.

A group of ordinary people watching outside raised their hands and shouted, "Let her give birth! Let her give birth!"

Even the guards brought by Eunuch Li joined in the shouting.

When Qi Qin gave birth to her child, the night watchman changed his statement and repeated the words that Chang Wei beat Lai Fu.

Bao Longxing found the loophole that Lai Fu could not read, and he also solved the problem for Lai Fu.

The audience laughed and enjoyed the whole process.

If Bao Longxing had overturned the case right from the start, it would have been great, but it wouldn't have been this great.

Bao Longxing's mother also came to the county government office and brought the real imperial sword.

Bao Longxing took the imperial sword and was about to chop Chang Wei, but Eunuch Li discovered the problem.

This imperial sword is from the Ming Dynasty.

Eunuch Li sneered, "You're using a Ming Dynasty sword to kill a Qing Dynasty official?"

Bao Longxing immediately tried to argue that he had swallowed the sword into his stomach using the technique he learned in the acrobatic troupe, but the sword came out from his butt.

But even at this point, Chang Wei still couldn't be convicted.

Fortunately, at this time, Qi Qin's child was born.

Bao Longxing said sternly: "Chang Wei, you keep saying that you didn't rape Qi Qinshi. The child she gave birth to now must have nothing to do with you. Your blood must not mix. If you dare to take a blood test, it will prove that you are not lying."

Bao Youwei followed up and said, "If you don't dare to test it, it proves that you are an adulterer."

Chang Wei agreed to the blood test, but he didn't expect that the blood would mix together.

Eunuch Li and Chang Kun were immediately horrified.

Modern people all know that blood testing to determine kinship is not scientific at all.

But the technology of "blood identification" was very reasonable in ancient times.

Chang Wei panicked and said, "It must not be mine. After I played with her that night, she got pregnant the next day. How could it be so fast?"

After saying this, Chang Wei also realized that he had let the cat out of the bag.

Eunuch Li slapped Chang Wei in the face. Then Chang Wei's wife came to the scene and told the audience that the blood used in the blood test was actually the blood of Chang Wei's own son.

All this was Bao Longxing's plan.

In a rage, Chang Wei started fighting and took Eunuch Li hostage.

Bao Longxing said calmly: "Chang Wei, you still said you don't know martial arts?"

As a result, Chang Wei was deserted by everyone.

Lei Bao acted quickly and after a fight pushed Chang Wei under the guillotine.

Bao Longxing dropped the guillotine, and a stream of blood splattered on the plaque of fairness and integrity.

Chang Wei is dead!
The scene changed, and Chang Kun, the Shangshu and the county magistrate were all locked in a prison van, being pelted with vegetable leaves and insulted by the people.

However, Bao Longxing is no longer an official, but has opened a magic oil shop.

This corresponds to the time when he and Qi Qinshi were communicating in prison, and he learned that Qi Qinshi's family had an ancestral prescription that could help men regain their virility.

Mo Zaijiang on the side asked: "Brother-in-law, why don't you work as an official but open a medicine shop?"

Bao Longxing smiled and said, "With your intelligence, it's hard for me to explain it to you."

Afterwards, Ruyan and Mo Zaiti also came out.

Both of them were pregnant with Bao Longxing's child.

When we arrived, the third aunt in the picture also had a big belly.

Prince Tian arrived later and informed everyone of the emperor's death.

The reason for his death was syphilis.

Bao Longxing was so scared that he threw the emperor's underwear in his hand into the air.

The picture freezes at this moment.

The screen then went black and the credits began to play.

The lights in the theater also came on.

At the end of the movie, there was still plenty of laughter for everyone and a lot of room for imagination.

For example, why did Bao Longxing give up his official position to open a shop? It’s not that he cannot open a shop even if he is an official.

Yuan Xuwen could feel that this movie contained a lot of connotations that required careful study to figure out.

Of course, you don’t have to guess.

The most basic requirement for a good comedy is to make the audience laugh. In this regard, "Justice, My Foot" is very successful.

Even now, Yuan Xuwen still remembers some famous lines from the movie.

"I want them all! If you don't pay me, it won't count as selling! It's empty, lonely and cold!"

Yuan Xuwen kept recalling the past in his heart.

But he was in a hurry to leave, as he wanted to see if there were any more Easter eggs at the end.

In the theater, most of the audience were not in a hurry to leave.

At this time, Yuan Xuwen felt some movement behind him, and the couple had stood up.

The girl in the black silk hip skirt walked past him again. Yuan Xuwen couldn't control his gaze at all and took a glance at her.

He immediately noticed that there was a tear in the girl's stockings on the inside of her thigh, extending from the top to the knee.

Fortunately, it only extends to the knees.

Yuan Xuwen was extremely grateful that he had successfully avoided an incident that would be reported in the gossip news.

As the cast and crew started to play, audience members in the theater began to stand up and prepare to leave.

Finally, after these contents were played, a new picture appeared.

What Yuan Xuwen didn't expect was that the person who appeared in the picture was none other than Xu Ye himself!

Xu Ye was wearing a pink suit and sitting on a chair, as if he was preparing for an interview on a variety show.

As soon as Xu Ye came out, the audience who were about to leave stopped.

A voice from outside the venue sounded: "Xu Ye, what do you think about what happened today?"

Yuan Xuwen was a little confused.

Who still puts this kind of interview at the end of a movie?

He noticed that Xu Ye's face was covered with bruises.

At this time, Xu Ye said with a wronged look on his face: "I don't know why this happened just now. I actually like Xia Luo very much. I like every song of his. I also compose my own songs. But I don't know why, I feel like I have been living in his shadow. I didn't expect him to be such a person."

As soon as the words fell, the screen went black and a large title appeared on the screen.

"Charlotte's Troubles", stay tuned!

Yuan Xuwen was confused.

"New movie? Charlotte? What is the relationship between Charlotte and Xu Ye?"

From this information, we can judge that Charlotte is also a singer.

Xu Ye's face was bruised and swollen, probably because he was beaten by Charlotte, which is why he said this.

In any case, the suspense is left to the audience.

Yuan Xuwen was not in a hurry to leave. He planned to wait until most of the audience had left before going out to avoid being noticed.

In another cinema, comedy director Yang Baoyin was also sitting in the corner of the theater.

Yang Baoyin's face was very gloomy.

Today he secretly came to watch "Justice, My Foot" without telling anyone.

In "Big Laugh Theater", he was defeated by Xu Ye twice, and he was naturally unwilling to accept the result.

He wanted to pick out any problems with the movie after watching it.

But after watching it, Yang Baoyin felt extremely complicated.

You say this movie lacks depth, but it actually has a lot of depth and is worth savoring.

You say it's not funny, just kidding. If this movie is not funny, then there is no such thing as a funny movie.

Yang Baoyin is the director, and he sees much more in the movie than Yuan Xuwen does.

In the past, he could say that he couldn’t make nonsensical comedies, but he can make comedies of the same level.

But the last court scene in the movie is of a very high standard.

In film and television dramas, court trials are also a classic dramatic scene.

In Yang Baoyin's opinion, the court trial scene in "Justice, My Foot" is top-notch in all Chinese film and television dramas.

Yang Baoyin had to admit that if he were asked to shoot the court trial scene, he would not be able to do it well.

"This movie is going to be a box office hit." Yang Baoyin sighed in his heart.

(End of this chapter)