The star is legit but sick.

Chapter 687 Brother Chen, go through fire and water!
Tang Siqi's outfit in this movie is not the most beautiful one among the many works she has participated in, but it is the most heart-warming one.

On Earth, Huang Shengyi, who played the mute girl, became an instant hit with this role and entered the entertainment industry.

The audience at that time thought this was the beginning of Huang Shengyi's career, but they didn't expect it to be its peak.

Women who dress like this are not only liked by male audiences, but also by female audiences.

"Sister Siqi is so beautiful."

"Xu Ye, you bastard, how dare you bully such a lovely sister!"

"I feel like the protagonist here is just afraid to confront this girl, not bullying her."

Today, Xingzai has decided to be a bad guy. He is no longer the little boy who would stand up and fight the bully with the Tathagata Palm when he saw a mute girl being bullied.

At this time, Pi Dan suddenly realized something.

"What's the protagonist's name?"

The movie has been playing for half an hour, but I still don’t know what the protagonist’s name is.

The film doesn’t seem to care what the characters are called.

For example, among the three masters who fought against the Axe Gang before, the tailor was only called Brother Sheng, and the fried food vendor was called Ah Gui.

Just as Pi Dan was thinking, the scene changed and they returned to Pig Cage Village.

In the room, a group of people from Zhulong City Village sat together, and the landlady was scolding Kuli Qiang and the other two.

The landlady was disgusted with Kuli Qiang and his two companions for provoking the Axe Gang, and knew that Pig Stable Village would have no good days in the future, so she told Kuli Qiang and his two companions to get out immediately.

Pi Dan's girlfriend frowned and complained: "How can this person be like this? Kuli Qiang was doing this for their own good, but this woman doesn't know how to repay her kindness at all."

Pi Dan smiled and said, "In fact, I think the landlady asked the three of them to leave quickly to protect them. The Axe Gang will definitely seek revenge. It would be more dangerous for them to stay. The sooner they leave, the better."

Pi Dan's girlfriend thought for a while after hearing this and said, "It seems to make sense."

When the landlady was scolding him, Jiang Bao said to the landlord: "The landlady is a bit too much, are you okay?"

The landlord didn't say anything, but just slapped Jiangbao on the face.

Everyone felt pretty good watching this slap.

In fact, at the beginning, when the Axe Gang was looking for trouble, if it weren't for Jiangbao provoking the Axe Gang's second-in-command, Kuliqiang might not have had to take action.

At this time, the siblings and their mother who had been rescued by the three men before found them and knelt on the ground.

The little boy held a bowl of eggs in his hands.

The three of them quickly ran over and motioned for the three siblings to stand up.

The siblings’ mother said, “Master, my family doesn’t have anything to give you, this is just a small token of my appreciation.”

The little boy raised the bowl and said sincerely: "Thank you for saving us."

Kuliqiang and the other two looked at this scene with mixed emotions on their faces.

Kuli Qiang took the bowl, and Tailor Sheng covered his mouth and started crying.

At this moment, the grievances suffered by everyone seemed to be worth it.

The audience in the theater were also somewhat moved.

However, just as everyone was about to continue being moved, the landlady said, "Wait until you go to the grave before crying, you are just acting here!"

Tailor Sheng was unhappy and said, "How can you be so hard-hearted?"

Some viewers in the theater also felt that the character of the landlady was a bad person.

The group of tenants who always ran away when something happened and scolded her all the time, now that Kuliqiang and the other two had saved someone, they were still scolded by her.

The tailor talked back once, and the landlady immediately started a debate with the group of scholars.

The scolded tailor Sheng ran to the stairs crying loudly. He leaned against the stairs and cried, "It's not a sin to know Kung Fu."

It was obviously a very touching scene, but the scene was stolen by Tailor Sheng’s red underwear.

The red underwear inside the white translucent shorts is extremely eye-catching.

Everyone in the theater burst into laughter.

The landlady continued to pursue the matter and launched personal attacks on the tailor Sheng.

At this time, bucktoothed Jane came out in her pajamas.

"Is it a crime to wear red underwear? You hide when you have something to do and chase people away when you have nothing to do. If it weren't for those three, we would have been in trouble. Do you have any sense of reason, huh?"

The landlady said it was okay to be reasonable, so just pay the rent you owe me, and if you don’t have money to pay the rent, just get out.

Bucktooth Jane said directly: "Don't be afraid, I will help them!"

In Pig Cage City, the landlady and a group of tenants had a quarrel.

The noise was getting louder and louder. The landlady threw the cigarette in her mouth to the ground and yelled, "Rebellion!"

This shout lasted for several seconds. Everyone in Pig Cage Village covered their mouths, and cracks appeared on the glass on the table.

The audience in the theater was immediately shocked.

At first, everyone thought the landlady was an expert, but later, everyone felt that the landlady was not an expert.

There is no such thing as a landlady among the masters.

But now it is obvious that the landlady is a master.

Pi Dan noticed the details here. Except for Kuliqiang and the other two, everyone else covered their ears.

This shows that the other people in Pig Cage Village have no martial arts skills.

"The landlady is also a master!" Pi Dan said in his heart.

Many of the previous details have proved that the landlady is quite good to her tenants, otherwise she would not have helped Jiangbao to deal with Xingzai.

Now that the landlady is not taking any action, there must be something else going on.

While the landlady was arguing with the people in Pig Cage City, the scene moved to the other side.

Xingzai and Feizaicong were squatting not far away, secretly watching the scene here.

Xingzai has to kill someone to join the Axe Gang, so he decided to come to Pig Cage Village to kill someone.

Xingzai said slowly: "That fat woman screamed like a pig being slaughtered. She deserved to die."

He took out a knife and aimed it at the landlady.

Famous scene coming up!
Xingzai took a deep breath and threw the knife in his hand at the landlady.

However, the knife he threw hit the beam, and the blade bounced back and stabbed directly into his left shoulder.

In an instant, everyone in the theater burst into laughter.

"Good fellow, why are you hurting yourself?"

"If you're like this, don't try to be a gangster!"

"You are sick!"

Xingzai was stunned and shrank into the stairwell nearby.

Fatty Cong asked in confusion: "Why your knife?"

Xing Zai scolded, "What do you mean why? You throw it here."

Fatty Cong was a little unconfident, but he still took out two knives and threw one out first.

As a result, when the knife was thrown out, it stabbed Xingzai's right shoulder squarely.

Xingzai's eyes widened.

Pi Dan and his girlfriend both burst into laughter.

"What the hell! Why is there another knife?!"

Fatty Cong hurried over to Xingzai and asked with concern, "I'm sorry, how do you feel?"

Xingzai's face was full of speechlessness.

"I think you could move forward a little bit and aim a little bit more, okay?"

Fatty Cong nodded and said, "I'll try."

He hid behind a cage and aimed at the landlady.

He stretched his hand back, ready to gather strength.

As a result, the knife in his hand stabbed directly into Xingzai's right arm.

In an instant, Xingzai's whole body trembled, and he immediately closed his eyes, raised his head, and pursed his lips.

It hurts so much!
You didn’t laugh the first time, and you didn’t laugh the second time.

But what about the third time?
At this moment, all the audience in the theater burst into laughter.

Fatty Cong threw it out, but what was thrown out was the handle of the knife, and the blade remained on Xingzai's body.

When Feizai Cong found that what he threw out was just a knife handle, he looked at the blade on Xingzai with confusion.

"Why do you have a knife on you? Where is the handle?"

Xingzai said in pain: "How do I know where it was thrown?"

Fatty Cong muttered, "Could it be the same one? There's no reason for that."

He pulled out the knife again.

Xingzai shuddered: "No."

"Excuse me."

Fatty Cong was inserted again.

Xingzai looked painful and his whole body was shaking.

The laughter in the theater never stopped.

"Xu Ye's acting is amazing!"

"My stomach hurts from laughing so hard."

"It's both funny and refreshing. It's so satisfying to see Xu Ye get humiliated!"

In this section of the conversation, Xu Ye made some minor adjustments based on Cao Jianhua's situation.

At this time, the two had been discovered by the landlady.

Fatty Cong lifted the cage in front of him and yelled, "Don't come over here!"

When he looked back, he saw that all the poisonous snakes in the cage had fallen on Xingzai.

Xingzai's mouth was bitten by two poisonous snakes.

The landlady also caught up at this time.

Xingzai and Feizaicong immediately ran away separately.

A familiar background music sounded.

"This sounds like the music from Tom and Jerry, right?" Pi Dan thought to himself.

When the landlady and Xingzai's legs turned like wheels and started running, Pidan's glasses widened.

This is more than just using Tom and Jerry's music, this is Tom and Jerry entering the movie!
How can a normal person run like this?
But no one felt that there was anything wrong with this. Instead, they felt that it was all very reasonable.

It's so reasonable for this to happen to Xu Ye!

The two of them were chasing each other, and the knife on Xingzai's shoulder actually served as a rearview mirror.

"Art!" Pi Dan exclaimed in his heart.

Finally, when they encountered a large truck, Xingzai crawled under the car, and the landlady flew over the car with an elegant posture.

Xingzai successfully escaped, and the landlady crashed into a billboard, and a bunch of equipment exploded from her body, including slippers, curling irons, and the landlady's oversized underwear.

The scene changed, and the seriously injured Xingzai was hiding in a traffic control booth, and his whole body was undergoing a transformation.

He left palm prints on the iron wall.

These palm prints are different from each other and are obviously a martial arts move.

When the scene changed again, Xingzai returned intact.

The audience also discovered that Xingzai is definitely not an ordinary person. He can recover every time he is injured, but he will forget what happened during the recovery process.

Their eyes were attracted by the cheongsam woman on the street, but their view was blocked by two people wearing sunglasses and carrying a rectangular object on their backs.

The way they dressed also attracted the audience's attention.

On the other side, the landlady drew lots for Kuliqiang and the other two. The good lots could be kept, and the bad lots could be thrown away. The landlady drew the worst lot.

The scene changed and came to the Axe Gang.

The two people that Xingzai had seen on the street before appeared here at the Axe Gang.

The thin man is called Tiancan and he is blind, and the fat man is called Dican.

This time they received an invitation from the Axe Gang, just to kill Kuli Qiang and his two companions.

After listening to the introduction, Brother Chen said to the master: "This is called professionalism."

Here, the conversation between several people also brings out a character.

Huoyun Evil God, who ranks first on the killer list, is now living in a mental hospital.

Di Can said: "Strictly speaking, we are just singing for money."

Tian Can said slowly: "This song breaks my heart. Where in the world can I find a soulmate?"

The image of the two masters was immediately established.

It's obvious that these two are very strong.

In Pig Cage Village, the three coolies, Qiang, and others, felt a sense of sympathy for each other as they were about to leave.

For the three first-rate masters, they were hiding in Pig Cage Village, unable to fight with anyone and naturally felt extremely lonely. So how could they miss this opportunity?

The three of them immediately had a brief exchange of ideas and told the audience what Kung Fu they were good at: the Twelve-Way Tan Leg, the Hong Family Iron Wire Fist, and the Wulang Eight Diagrams Stick.

As soon as this introduction came out, Pi Dan’s girlfriend pulled his arm and said excitedly: “You actually guessed two correctly!”

Pi Dan felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart. He smiled and said, "It's just so-so."

Of course, he was still quite proud.

Then, there is another long shot.

Moving all the way down from the landlady's house, the light illuminated many residents of Pig Stygium Village.

There is also a scene in the movie where Jiang Bao is squatting on the ground and pooping.

Still, many viewers noticed this small detail.

"It's worthy of you!" Pi Dan said with emotion.

Kuliqiang stopped looking at the building and turned away.

On the way back, he saw Tiancan playing the piano on the roadside, but Kuliqiang was unaware of the danger at all.

For a moment, all the noise in the theater disappeared and everyone stared at the big screen intently.

The sound of the piano continued to ring, the leaves were chopped down by the sound of the piano, the clay pots were split by the sound of the piano, and even the cat that jumped off the roof was split in half.

This segment of footage has both a very wonderful artistic conception and visual effects.

"Run!"

Pidan heard the sound made by his girlfriend.

Most girls talk to themselves when watching movies or TV shows.

When Kuli Qiang realized something was wrong and turned around, he still didn't realize the danger was coming.

The sound of the piano rang out and a head fell to the ground.

Kuliqiang died just like that.

Suddenly, exclamations were heard in the theater.

A depressing atmosphere enveloped the area.

The opponent is too strong!
On the other side, Di Can came to the shop of tailor Sheng.

Tailor Sheng said slowly: "I'm sorry, I won't be doing business today."

Di Can said, "It's quick to make a piece of clothing."

"We're moving."

Di Can picked up a piece of cloth and said, "This piece of cloth is of top quality."

The tailor Katsuya still didn't notice anything was wrong and said with a smile: "You are quite knowledgeable. This piece of cloth has a high artistic value."

Di Can asked, "How high?"

"It's as high as the third or fourth floor."

The audience just found this conversation very interesting.

"It seems like the artistic content of your film is quite high."

Suddenly, Di Can attacked Tailor Sheng.

The battle begins.

With the accumulation of various emotions in the previous scenes, the audience can be said to be extremely looking forward to this battle.

But when the tailor Sheng went out of the house, the music of the piano started again.

He turned around and saw that Tiancan was sitting in mid-air with no chair under him.

He had one leg resting on the other thigh, with a guitar resting on his leg.

The sound of the piano came again.

The sound of the piano was like a knife, transforming into a weapon in the air and attacking the tailor.

The tailor was not as skilled as the other and could only dodge repeatedly.

In the theater, the audience was stunned.

"Boy, you call this a kung fu movie?"

"This is so handsome!"

"This is the coolest kung fu movie I've ever seen!"

Using the sound of the piano as a weapon, Tiancan and Dican work together to play the piano.

At the critical moment, Youzhagui appeared with a spear.

It is obvious that his fighting ability is stronger than that of Coolie Qiang and Tailor Sheng.

But even so, Youzhagui is still no match for Tiancan and Dican.

It’s just that wonderful scene that is completely imprinted in the minds of the audience.

This kung fu film completely exceeded everyone's expectations.

Before, when Kuli Qiang and his two companions fought against the Axe Gang, everyone thought that this Kung Fu film followed the path of traditional Kung Fu films.

But when we got here, we realized how stupid our previous thoughts were.

This is a kung fu film with a hint of fantasy.

All the action scenes in the film leave only one impression on everyone, and that is that it's cool!

Tailor Sheng's boxing and kicking skills, Fried Donut's spear in hand, the spear moves like a dragon, even the villain Tiancan and Dican's piano playing movements are handsome from head to toe.

These actors are all professional action actors, so the moves they perform are naturally impeccable.

On Earth, the actor who plays the fried dough sticks is Dong Zhihua, a senior Peking Opera martial artist. The steps he takes while brandishing a gun with both hands and walking forward are something that few people in the entire entertainment industry can do.

"Just for this fight scene, the ticket price is worth it!" Pi Dan thought to himself.

At the last moment, the landlady and the landlord finally took action.

Tiancan and Dican asked, "Are there any other experts?"

But when the two wanted to jump upstairs to find the landlord and the landlady, they were already hugged by the landlord.

The landlord fought two people at once with ease.

Pi Dan whispered in his girlfriend's ear: "This is Tai Chi."

Now he could tell without having to guess.

The skill of using only a little force to move a great object is Tai Chi.

When the landlord finally beat the two men, the Tai Chi diagram that appeared on the ground also confirmed his statement.

Tiancandican still didn't give up and started playing the piano.

The sound of the piano turned into skeleton soldiers and rushed towards the landlord and the landlady.

The landlady still had the cigarette in her mouth. She took a deep breath, and the whole cigarette quickly burned out. Then she let out a loud roar.

Sound wave against sound wave!
The skeleton soldiers turned into ashes, and the broken piano and their clothes also turned into pieces.

Tiancan and Dican were driven crazy by the yelling, and their voices became incoherent.

"Is this the Lion's Roar Technique?"

"Who is doing Tai Chi?"

"Ah! Lion's Roar, Tai Chi! Ah!"

The landlord complained: "It would be a waste of medicine even if it is cured, forget it."

In the distance, in the car.

The master of the Axe Gang said hurriedly: "It's bad, Brother Chen, drive quickly."

The driver was unmoved.

When the lawyer looked, he saw that the landlord was already sitting in the passenger seat.

When the camera returned to the back seat, the landlady was sitting between Brother Chen and the lawyer, still smoking a cigarette.

Brother Chen and Master Shi were both frozen.

At this time, a younger brother came up to the car window and said, "Brother."

The lawyer yelled, "What big brother? Do you have any sense of public morality? You are making so much noise, and the neighbors don't want to sleep. They still have to go to work tomorrow. Get out of here!"

At this moment, Master and Brother Chen were already terrified.

After the landlady's threats, Brother Chen nodded.

In the car, Master Shiye and Brother Chen were still frightened.

Brother Chen's hands were shaking as he held the cigarette. The master wanted to light a cigarette for Brother Chen, but the lighter ended up setting Brother Chen's hair on fire.

The lawyer hurriedly looked for something to put out the fire, picked up the wine bottle on the car seat, unscrewed it, and poured the wine on it.

The fire burned more fiercely.

For a moment, the audience laughed again.

When everything was over, the people of Zhulong Village burned paper for the dead coolie Qiang and tailor Sheng.

Youzhagui lay on the bed and said, "It's useless. I won't live much longer."

This also explains why the landlord and the landlady are unwilling to take action.

Because of the martial arts competition, they witnessed their son being beaten to death. Knowing that the cycle of revenge would never end, the two decided to quit the martial arts world and never fight again.

In this section, Jiang Bao started to act up again. He thought he was a natural martial arts genius, but he was knocked down by the landlady with one punch.

At this point, no one could stay in Pig Cage Village any longer.

Fried Ghost said to the landlord: "With great power comes great responsibility. You can't avoid it."

The landlady advised, "Ah Gui, you are so badly injured, don't get angry."

As a result, Ah Gui suddenly blurted out a sentence in English.

"What are you preparing to do..."

The landlord looked upset and said, "You'd better speak Chinese."

Here, Youzhagui has two lines. The first one is a tribute to Spider-Man, and the second one is a line from the movie The Untouchables - What are you going to do?
Although these two movies do not exist in this world, it does not affect the audience's understanding of the plot.

The conversation here diluted the sad atmosphere of the scene a little.

Especially when this English sentence came out, Pi Dan couldn't hold it at all.

"Other directors in the entertainment industry probably wouldn't be able to think of adding an English sentence here, even if they racked their brains."

These two lines are also the hope of Youzhagui.

He hopes that the landlord and the landlady can take action to defeat the Axe Gang.

The scene changed and returned to Xingzai again.

He provoked a bespectacled guy on the bus and was beaten up. He was still not convinced after getting off the bus and robbed a mute girl on the street.

When he threatened the mute girl with a knife, tears flowed from the corners of her eyes.

When these tears came out, Xingzai's expression changed obviously.

When he was a child, when he saw a mute girl being bullied and shouted "Let go of that girl", he decided that he could not be a bad person.

He wants to be a bad guy, but he can never do it well.

Because he is a good person.

When the mute girl took out the lollipop candy that was a common memory between the two of them, Xingzai was left with only shame in his heart.

Xingzai knocked over the candy and ran away, and the candy fell to the ground and shattered into pieces.

When Feizai Cong wanted to follow him, he told Feizai Cong to get out.

Fatty Cong finally left him a bottle of soda.

Xingzai sat on the street, immersed in regret.

From this moment on, he has actually found himself again.

At this time, the Axe Gang took him away, and the master asked him to join the Axe Gang.

After complimenting him, Brother Chen said, "I need your help with something."

Xing Zai said excitedly: "Go through fire and water, Brother Chen."

What Brother Chen asked Xingzai to do was to go to the Abnormal Human Research Center and bring out the Fire Cloud Evil God.

The lawyer didn't tell Xingzai who he was going to bring out.

When Xingzai stepped into the mental hospital, the sky and the earth changed color.

The atmosphere suddenly became terrifying.

Pidan clearly felt that his girlfriend was leaning towards him, and one of her hands was tightly holding his hand, as if she wanted to look but didn't dare to.

In the short two-minute scene in the mental hospital, only Sing Zai is running alone, but the horror atmosphere is rendered very well.

When Xingzai finally arrived at the innermost room, he saw a torrent of blood pouring out of the door.

Fortunately, all this is just an illusion.

Finally, he used his lock-picking skills to open the door, and the scene inside was revealed to everyone.

Inside was a bald old man sitting on the toilet reading a newspaper.

A question mark suddenly appeared on Pidan’s head.

Is this the ultimate killer, Fire Cloud Evil God?

Are you kidding me?
(End of this chapter)