The star is legit but sick.

Chapter 686: A cloud-piercing arrow, thousands of troops come to meet
With some movies, you can feel that they are very different just by watching them.

On Earth, when Stephen Chow and the creative team were interpreting "Kung Fu" together, the word they said most was that it was very artistic.

There are many scenes in the movie that even ordinary audiences can feel the artistry in.

The artistry is really high.

In just a few minutes at the beginning, the Axe Gang was exposed as a villain through the police and the Crocodile Gang.

Several characters in it also have vivid images.

"He Shuhong, this old guy, just wants to make a movie, but he even touches the actress' butt. How despicable! Are you going into this for the sake of acting?" Pi Dan complained in his heart.

What impressed him most was the actress wearing cheongsam, who had a really good figure.

A piece of text appeared on the screen.

This was an era of social unrest and rampant gangs, among which the "Axe Gang" was the most feared.

Only some poor communities that even the gangs are not interested in can enjoy temporary peace. 】

After the text disappeared, Pig Cage Village appeared on the big screen.

A somewhat shabby-looking scene was presented to the audience.

The camera first fell on Coolie Qiang, then on the tailor, and then on the fried food vendor selling breakfast.

The last one is the landlord.

The drunk landlord took the fried dough sticks handed to him by the fried dough vendor and took two more dough sticks from the basket when he left.

"Okay, I'll go back and talk to my wife about reducing your rent." The landlord was fair.

The fried food vendor bowed politely and said, "Thank you."

This inexplicable appearance of English made many people laugh out loud.

The nonsensical comedy style reappears.

The camera starts to move with the landlord, showing the shops on the street one by one to the audience.

Pidan is a UP host in the film and television area. His main job is not film and television commentary, but film and television editing. However, after working for such a long time, he has also developed a certain aesthetic ability.

The scene settings in "Kung Fu" are far ahead of other movies.

You know, the scenes here are all real scenes, which means that all the scenes here have to be built when shooting.

It is easy to build a scene, but it is difficult to make it detailed.

Even the Spring Festival couplets on the wall had traces of being scratched.

"It's too thin." Pi Dan exclaimed in his heart.

He has been amazed since he started watching the movie.

A little girl dressed as a student came over and said, "Good morning, landlord."

The landlord chuckled and said, "Xiao Zhu, you've grown taller again. Come here, let your uncle check your body."

The adults present smiled knowingly upon hearing this.

The landlord walked into the tailor shop, slapped the tailor's butt, and the two started fighting.

At this time, Bucktooth Jane came out of the dressing room.

"Brother Sheng, I want the slit of this dress to be higher."

Bucktooth Jane's unique look caused laughter from the audience as soon as she appeared on the stage.

What Pi Dan didn't expect was that the landlord actually flirted with Bucktooth Zhen.

He said "there is a shooting star" and deliberately put his face next to Bucktooth Jane. When Bucktooth Jane turned her head, she kissed the landlord on the face.

The landlord covered his face with his hands in surprise and asked, "Ah Zhen, are you serious?"

In an instant, laughter broke out in the theater.

Bucktoothed Jane said with a look of shame and anger: "Hey, landlord, why are you like this!"

After saying this, Bucktooth Jane ran out swinging her arms.

The landlord was chasing after him.

The scene is very funny.

The camera moved with the two people, and then fell on Jiangbao who was taking a bath under the faucet.

Just the action of brushing teeth, washing hair and taking a bath under the faucet made everyone in the theater laugh again.

A famous scene is coming.

The tap was out of water. Jiang Bao stood up, raised his head, and shouted, "Landlady, landlady!"

The fried dough sticks with half of their butt exposed immediately left a deep impression on the audience.

After the landlady opened the window, she asked, "Why is there no water all of a sudden?"

The landlady immediately went downstairs and started a verbal battle with the group of people, scolding everyone in the room so badly that they had no power to talk back.

It’s another long shot, shot from beginning to end.

The English version of Good Morning from the fried food vendor, the sissy movements of the tailor, and the coolie who just carried the parcel without saying a word.

In the end, the landlady slapped Jiangbao in the face.

"Don't think I won't beat you just because you're handsome."

The whole theater was filled with laughter.

When the landlady returned home, she happened to run into the landlord who was peeping at Sixth Aunt taking a bath.

The landlady asked, "Why does it take so long to buy porridge?"

The landlord argued, "Didn't I buy it back? I was just helping an old lady cross the street."

"So what are you doing here?"

"I want to see if there are any perverts watching people taking baths."

As a result, an old woman came out and pointed at him.

The landlord thought he had escaped, but the lipstick marks left by the bucktoothed Jane on his face betrayed him.

Then when the two men returned to the bedroom, the landlord was beaten and thrown out of the window. Finally, a flower pot hit his head and blood was flowing on the ground. It looked very serious.

Jiangbao poked the landlord with a branch, but the landlord was fine. All the residents of Pig Stygium Village who were watching the scene dispersed.

At this point, the audience has realized that this landlord is not an ordinary person.

The audience's imagination is still very rich, and everyone is already wondering whether these people are hidden masters.

This is another scene lasting only a few minutes, which introduced the appearance of Pig Cage Village to the audience and also established several characters.

Pi Dan thought to himself: "Awesome!"

The pace of the whole movie is as sharp as ever, without any drag or boring moments.

The scene changed and Xu Ye and Cao Jianhua appeared.

In the movie "Kung Fu", the protagonist does not have a name, but the word "star" is written on the final cast list.

This name was chosen casually and was not mentioned in the movie.

Xu Ye did not go to any lengths to give this character a name.

Then just continue to call him Xingzai.

As for Sing Jai's little follower played by Cao Jianhua, his name is actually "Gu", but everyone calls this character Fatty Cong because the actor is called Lam Chi Chung.

Xu Ye didn't change it, so he just continued to call him that, it wasn't a big problem.

In order to play this role, Cao Jianhua made preparations in advance and gained 20 kilograms in weight.

After the two men appeared, they entered Pig Cage City aggressively and came to Jiangbao's barber shop.

After Jiang Bao cut Fatty Cong's hair, Sing Zai didn't want to pay, so the two pretended to be members of the Axe Gang and tried to extort money.

But Jiangbao doesn't care about their identities at all.

Everyone who watched this segment couldn't stop laughing.

Soon, Xingzai was surrounded by a group of people from Pig Stygium Village.

The famous scene ahead is coming again!
Xingzai first called out a woman who looked very honest, but was punched and ended up vomiting blood.

I saw a short man standing in the crowd. When I called him out, it turned out that he was a two-meter-tall man who had just been sitting on a chair.

Another old man was picked out, and it turned out that the old man was full of muscles.

Finally, a little kid was called out.

The child also has muscles all over his body.

Xingzai spread his hands helplessly and said, "Hey, none of them look like humans. It's your own fault. Today's duel is cancelled!"

The audience couldn't stop laughing while watching this segment.

"This village is really full of hidden talents."

"Why is everyone so awesome?"

"Xu Ye will find excuses for himself."

At this time, Jiangbao brought the landlady here.

Jiang Bao pointed at Xingzai and said, "He blackmailed me." The landlady had a cigarette in her mouth and a look of indifference on her face.

Xing Zai also challenged: "Fat woman, you are the one in charge, right?"

The landlady took off her slippers and hit Xingzai in the face with them.

There was a loud snap, and the sound was very clear.

"Hey, Axe Gang!" Xingzai shouted.

The landlady didn't care at all and continued to hit Xingzai in the face with her slippers, causing Xingzai to run away quickly.

Pi Dan felt very happy watching this scene.

"Xu Ye was beaten again, finally beaten again!"

And this time, the beating was much more severe than in "Charlotte's Troubles".

After all, it's a Kung Fu movie. How can it be considered Kung Fu if you don't get beaten?

Pidan also realized that the landlady was a person with a sharp tongue but a soft heart.

The character played by Xu Ye is a greedy and cunning person who bullies the weak and fears the strong.

If I have to find an advantage, it would be that my brain works very quickly.

The character creation methods of this movie are quite advanced.

After Xingzai escaped from the beating and had no power to fight back, he lit a firecracker and shouted, "One arrow pierces the clouds, and thousands of troops will come to meet us!"

He threw the firecrackers into the sky and prepared to leave. He was pretending to call the Axe Gang, but he actually knew that no one would come.

He was just maintaining his last bit of stubbornness.

But at this moment, the second in command of the Axe Gang walked past the door with his men, and the second in command's hat was blown into pieces by the firecrackers.

The shape is very funny.

For a moment, the audience also became nervous.

Everyone knows that the second in command is a master. He chopped off the leg of the Crocodile Gang leader with an axe from a long distance.

The people in Pig Cage Village are not ordinary people, so it is obvious that a fighting scene is about to begin.

Just as a battle was about to begin, the landlady ran away, leaving only Jiangbao and a group of ordinary people.

The second in command was about to attack Jiang Bao, but suddenly a black shadow flashed by, and the second in command flew out and fell into a water tank in the distance.

The second in command shouted for help.

This time, the real Axe Gang's arrow pierced the clouds and shot straight into the sky.

The Axe Gang is coming!

The scene changed, and Bucktooth Jane was sitting in front of the dressing table applying lipstick. Suddenly, there was a vibration, and the lipstick left a red mark on her face.

She opened the door angrily, only to see that the outside was occupied by the Axe Gang.

The Axe Gang, a group of people dressed in suits and leather shoes, looks very oppressive.

Faced with such a powerful enemy, no one in the entire Pig Cage Village dared to resist.

"Don't we have a master here? Why don't you take action?" Pi Dan's girlfriend grabbed Pi Dan's arm tightly and said nervously.

Pi Dan thought the same thing, so why not take action?
It’s time for the hidden master to take action!
Under Brother Chen's instructions, a pair of siblings were brought to the middle, and the Axe Gang members poured kerosene on them.

Brother Chen held a lighter in his hand and asked, "Who did it? I'll count to three."

"One, two..."

The third time, Brother Chen threw the lighter directly at the siblings.

At this moment, a hand grabbed the lighter in mid-air.

Kuliqiang stood up and said, "I did it."

Master of the Twelve Ways of Tan Legs, Kuli Qiang strikes!
A great war began quickly.

As soon as Kuliqiang started fighting, Pidan glanced at his girlfriend beside him and said calmly:
"This man uses the Shaolin Twelve-Move Tan Leg. His hands are two gates. He relies entirely on his legs to hit people. The Tan Leg has four hands. Both humans and ghosts are afraid of it. This is an external martial art."

Pi Dan's girlfriend said in admiration: "You know all this."

Pi Dan smiled but didn't say anything. The reason why he could recognize the moves was because he looked up the actor's information. The actor Kuli Qiang was the successor of the Twelve-Way Tan Leg!

On the big screen, although Kuliqiang is very powerful, there are too many people in the Axe Gang, and he is just an expert in boxing and kung fu.

At this dangerous moment, the tailor also took action.

He took the metal ring off the clothes rail and put it on his forearm.

When the iron ring came out, Pidan also recognized the kung fu performed by this person.

Pi Dan introduced: "This is the Hong family's Iron Wire Fist, which can be used for both hardness and softness. Iron is hard, and wire is soft. It is called Iron Wire Fist because it combines hardness and softness. This is a set of advanced internal strength boxing in the Hong Quan system."

Kuliqiang and the tailor looked at each other, obviously neither of them expected that the other would be a martial arts master.

While the two were fighting, someone from the Axe Gang went to get a gun.

No matter how good your martial arts skills are, you are still afraid of guns.

At this critical moment, the fried food vendor took action.

The fried food vendor saw this, stood up and looked at the wooden stick leaning against the wall.

When the Axe Gang members came over with guns, their guns were instantly knocked away by long sticks.

The fry vendor took action. He kicked the long bench, and the bench hit the long sticks leaning against the wall. The long sticks fell down. The fry vendor grabbed a long stick and jumped, rushing towards the Axe Gang. The whole action was very handsome.

He held a long stick in his hand and swept through the enemy troops, even making the guns deformed. His fighting power was obviously much higher than the previous two people.

Pi Dan’s girlfriend asked, “What kind of move is this?”

Pidan scratched his head awkwardly, he really didn't recognize this move.

But he also knows how to use a stick.

The battle ultimately ended with the Axe Gang's defeat.

The entire fight scene was thrilling, and the action design kept everyone in the theater glued to the screen.

Just one word, handsome!

In the Axe Gang, Brother Chen captured both Xingzai and Fatty Cong, and Xingzai also demonstrated his lock-picking skills here.

After seeing that Xingzai could pick the lock, Brother Chen decided to spare Xingzai's life.

At this point in the movie, the images of the main characters have basically been established.

Xingzai is a small person who wants to stand out from the crowd, but he chooses to be a bad guy to do so.

When Xingzai was chatting with Fatty Cong, he said proudly, "I also know martial arts. Do I have to tell you about the Tathagata Palm I learned?"

Memories of childhood scenes appear.

It turned out that an old beggar on the roadside sold Xingzai a secret book of Tathagata Palm.

The old beggar said, "You are so young but you have such strong muscles and bones. You are a martial arts genius that only appears once in a century. If one day you can open up your Ren and Du meridians, you will be able to fly to the sky like a dragon!"

Under the beggar's deception, Xingzai bought the secret book from the beggar.

Fatty Cong asked, "So you gave him all your belongings?"

Xingzai said, "Yes, I originally planned to use the money to study and become a doctor or lawyer in the future, but I decided to do it for the sake of maintaining world peace."

When he was a child, Xingzai practiced Tathagata Palm according to the contents in books.

When a group of children bullied the mute girl when she was young, Xingzai stood up and thought he could defeat these people with the Tathagata Palm.

But his secret book is actually fake and can be bought for two dollars a copy.

Xingzai couldn't beat the other party at all and was humiliated.

The scene returns to the present, and Sing Tsai says: "From now on I understand that good people don't get rewarded. I want to be a bad person and kill people!"

At this point, Pidan was already looking forward to it.

"The Tathagata Palm is not a lie, Xingzi must really know martial arts!"

What he wanted to see was what Xingzai would look like after he learned martial arts.

The mute girl played by Tang Siqi also appeared in the subsequent plot.

When Xingzai took the ice cream handed to him by the mute girl, he recognized that she was the girl he wanted to protect when he was a child.

But now he is disheveled, has an untidy beard and messy hair.

After only a glance, Xingzi withdrew his gaze and said viciously, "What are you looking at? Have you ever seen people eating without paying?"

After saying that, he turned and ran.

He jumped onto the tram, stood at the back of the car, looked at the mute girl chasing after him, and laughed.

But this laughter was a little bitter.

The mute girl stopped after chasing for a few steps. She kept looking at the direction where Xingzai left with reluctance, and finally a look of pain appeared on her face.

Although the mute girl played by Tang Siqi does not have a single line, her pure and delicate temperament is already revealed.

Pi Dan had forgotten about the cheongsam woman just now, and said in his heart: "I like this one too."

(End of this chapter)