I'm really not a Daoist!

Chapter 276 You say you have nothing but close your eyes

Ji Bofu left Wuzhuang Temple after a cup of tea. His visit to Wuzhuang Temple was just a coincidence. He didn't want to meet anyone, he just wanted to get familiar with the current era before going to the lower realm.

Speaking of it, the historical background of this world is more similar to the historical background in his imagination. There are many anecdotes about immortals, but there are almost no immortals who have actually seen them.

The general public can say a few words about so-and-so who has become an immortal again, but if they want to get into trouble, they can't say it.

Unknowingly, Ji Bofu came to a country with beautiful scenery. In this country, there were no men but women everywhere.

Ji Bofu lingers in this country, where the scenery is even more beautiful and the people are even more beautiful. The daughter's red brewed with water from the Zimu River in this country is even more admirable, and people have to drink two cups from time to time.

"Daughter's Kingdom, tsk tsk tsk!!"

Ji Bofu never thought that one day he would actually come to the legendary daughter's kingdom. Looking at the bustling women on the street in a wine shop, he actually felt like he had lived here for a long time.

The country of daughters, this is the country of daughters!

"Taoist Priest, my king invites you!"

Just as Ji Bofu picked up his daughter's red wine, a group of soldiers walked into the wine shop. The leader of the general said something that made Ji Bofu's hand freeze in the air. He pointed his finger at himself and said, "Principal?"

The general nodded and said: "It's the Taoist priest. My king has invited me!!"

"That's fine, that's fine, Pindao will go with the general to meet your king!!"

Ji Bofu drank the wine in one gulp and stood up and followed the general. He was also very curious about the king of the Daughter Kingdom. It was said that on the way to the West, Tang Seng almost fell into the Daughter Kingdom at level 81. He almost fell into the Daughter Kingdom. I also want to see how beautiful the king of the daughter kingdom looks.

Of course, the premise is that the current king of the daughter country is still the same one back then.

Ji Bofu followed the general who led the way to the royal garden of the palace. When he came, he had seen that there were no practitioners in the daughter country. To be precise, there were no practitioners who could threaten him.

After arriving in the imperial garden, Ji Bofu's eyes suddenly lit up. He saw a stunningly beautiful woman. This woman's beauty was incomparable even to practitioners, and even some Da Luo female immortals could not compare with her. This beautiful woman's body is filled with an innate Taoist charm.

People who practice beauty do not look at their appearance, but whether they have the Tao in their body, and the body of this beautiful woman in front of them is filled with a Tao charm that is far beyond the ordinary Da Luo.

Unusual, this is very unusual.

This Taoist charm not only blesses appearance, temperament, and luck, but also aptitudes. If she embarks on the path of spiritual practice, the upper limit will be much higher than that of other creatures.

If the possibility of other living beings realizing Daluo is one in a billion, then the possibility of the woman in front of him realizing Daluo is one in a billion.

This is simply a shining Da Luo seed.

Ji Bofu was the first to speak: "May I ask if you are the king of the daughter country?"

"I am the king of the Daughter Kingdom. Do you dare to ask whether the minister is a disciple of Sanqing?" The beautiful woman nodded calmly. Even though she was a mortal, she was filled with a strong sense of self-confidence.

Ji Bofu looked strange and nodded: "He can be considered a disciple of Sanqing."

The king of the daughter kingdom smiled, a smile that could light up the whole world and make the flowers in the royal garden eclipse. "Master Taoist, please sit down. I'm here to serve tea to the Taoist priest."

Ji Bofu happily sat down under the guidance of the King of Daughter's Kingdom. He also wanted to know what this beautiful King of Daughter's Kingdom wanted to do. If possible, he would also like to hear what the King of Daughter's Kingdom said personally. Let’s read the story of her or her ancestor’s encounter with Tang Monk.

After sitting down, the king of the daughter kingdom poured tea for Ji Bofu and said: "Taoist Master, please drink tea."

Ji Bofu picked up the tea bowl under the expectant eyes of the king of his daughter's kingdom, took a sip, his eyes lit up and he praised: "Good water, good tea!"

The King of the Daughter Kingdom smiled and said: "The tea was planted by the Buddha of Sandalwood in the past, and the water is also the water of the Zimu River. The tea brewed by the combination of the two is naturally good tea."

"The Buddha of Sandalwood Merit?" Ji Bofu put down his tea bowl and asked, "May I ask the king, was it you or your ancestors who met the Buddha of Sandalwood Merit back then?"

The king of the Daughter Kingdom had a look of melancholy on his face, and the resentment in his eyes was palpable, and he said: "It was naturally me he met back then."

"Tsk, what a pity!"

"I once thought that being too sentimental would damage the holy life, and I was afraid that I would not fall into the city when I went to the mountains. The world is safe and secure, and I will not fail the Tathagata and not fail the Qing."

Ji Bofu read this poem unconsciously, and saw the queen weeping sadly and picking up the tea bowl. After cutting off the long river of time from the chaotic era, the time point he came to was 3000 years after Tang Monk became a Buddha, and this period The relationship that ended in vain lasted for 3000 years.

Suddenly, Ji Bofu put down his tea bowl. With the palace as the center, time in the entire Daughter's Kingdom seemed to have accelerated a thousand times. The gorgeous city became dilapidated, the bustling streets were covered with fallen leaves, and the Zimu River outside the city also dried up. , the palace and the outside of the palace seemed to have become two worlds.

Looking up to the sky, another golden light came rushing from the sky. The Sandalwood Buddha, who had made the King of the Daughter Kingdom wait for 3000 years, had arrived.

Tang Sanzang was dressed in a bright red cassock that looked like blood, holding a golden Zen staff. He looked at Ji Bofu with lightning eyes and asked, "May I ask why Taoist Master Ji is here?"

Ji Bofu shook his head and said: "Tang Sanzang, you really forgot your old friend after becoming a Buddha. The queen has been waiting for you for 3000 years. As soon as you came here, you only saw Pindao. Where did you put the queen?" ?”

The king of the daughter kingdom had already burst into tears. Looking at Tang Sanzang who refused to even look at him, he said: "Brother Yudi, it has been 3000 years, and you still don't even want to look at me?"

Tang Sanzang said without squinting: "Taoist Master Ji, please leave!!"

Ji Bofu continued to shake his head and said: "Tang Sanzang, in what capacity do you ask Pindao to leave? The queen is the host here!"

The king of the daughter country cried: "Brother Yudi, have you really forgotten me?"

"Amitabha!"

Tang Sanzang chanted the Buddha's name loudly, without even looking at the Queen, he closed his eyes and said: "Your Majesty the Queen, this poor monk is a monk, and has already lost everything!"

The Queen walked up to Tang Sanzang with light steps. Her white and soft hands gently held Tang Sanzang's face, and whispered softly: "You said that you have nothing in all four things, but you closed your eyes tightly. If you open your eyes and look at me, I will I don’t believe you are empty-eyed.”

Tang Sanzang kept reciting scriptures in his mouth, as if he had never heard the queen's words.

Ji Bofu asked with great interest: "Tang Sanzang, Pindao is actually very curious. Did you mean 'marry' or 'drive' when you were riding on the white dragon horse?"

Tang Sanzang's face remained expressionless, but he recited the scriptures in a low voice faster and faster.

The king of the daughter country looked at the sweetheart he had been thinking about for 3000 years, his eyes widened and he wanted to carve the sweetheart in front of him into his heart, but she couldn't hold it anymore.

After waiting for 3000 years, once I saw my sweetheart, my obsession could no longer hold up. After the obsession dissipated, the entire palace collapsed, and the king of the daughter country also turned into ashes and dispersed.

After turning into fly ashes, the King of the Daughter Kingdom took a deep look at Tang Sanzang, who had his eyes closed tightly. A crystal teardrop fell on the dust and condensed into a bright pearl.

Everything is gone. "well!"

Ji Bofu sighed deeply, picked up the pearls on the ground and put them in front of his eyes. He kept chanting the Lingbaoduren Sutra to save him. In a trance, the king of the daughter kingdom reappeared and cast a spell on Ji Bofu through the mist. He was so blessed that he didn't even look at Tang Sanzang.

Tang Sanzang did not open his eyes, but Ji Bofu could clearly feel the pain on Tang Sanzang's body.

"It's a pity, it's a pity that you lost a woman who loved you." Ji Bofu shook his head and sneered. This was the kind of person he looked down upon the most in his life.

If you don't love someone, you don't love them. He has been waiting here for 3000 years without even taking a look at her. But today, as soon as he arrived in the Daughter's Kingdom, the Sandalwood Merit Buddha came in a hurry.

Why bother, why bother.

"Amitabha!!"

Tang Sanzang finally opened his eyes, looked at the pearl on the table intently, and said: "The poor monk is a monk, and the monks have all the four elements."

"Ah!"

Ji Bofu said loudly: "You are miserable, you fell in love, but it is a pity that you fell in love without knowing it. It is sad, lamentable, and a pity!!"

"If Pindao were you back then, no matter what he learned or not, what if he just got married in the daughter's country?"

Tang Sanzang shook his head and said: "If the poor monk had gotten married in the daughter's kingdom, the queen would have died under heaven's punishment the next day!"

Ji Bofu said: "So, you Buddhism has a lot of rules. The people who were preparing to learn Buddhist scriptures back then had really dark hearts. If you say you want to fight monsters, you will fight monsters. Why bother to implicate an innocent woman?"

"The King of the Daughter Kingdom is such a good person. He ended up like this for no reason. Her three souls were scattered and all seven of her souls were destroyed. Only one true spirit was left to be reincarnated. I don't know if she will still have the natural Taoist charm left in her next life. It’s a pity how much it rains!!”

Tang Sanzang said: "She has no next life. She is an incarnation of Shiva."

"what??"

Ji Bofu was silent. This was a development he had never thought of. "Pindao also said, how could an ordinary woman possess a richer Taoist charm than the average Da Luo female fairy?"

“You people have dirty hearts!!”

Suddenly, Ji Bofu looked at Tang Sanzang with great interest and said, "I don't know what the specific plan is behind this. It's just that you seem to be inhumane, but judging from Pindao's experience, you have indeed fallen in love with me." .”

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, the Buddhist Chan Tan Merit Buddha fell in love with the four Shuras of the Sea of ​​Blood. Interesting, interesting."

"Hahahahahaha!!"

Ji Bofu clapped his hands and applauded. No wonder he always felt strange. The love and hatred between Buddhism and the Sea of ​​Blood could fill a thick book. It seemed that the Shura tribe had also taken action against Journey to the West.

Some calculations cannot be accomplished immediately, and this is obviously the case with the Shura clan's calculations. The Shura clan's calculations did not destroy Tang Sanzang, but the Tantan Merit Buddha.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, the Shura clan is awesome!!"

Ji Bofu really admires the Shura clan so much. If you depose Tang Sanzang, Tang Sanzang can still be reincarnated. At worst, the tenth life Tang Sanzang can't get the sutras, so let the eleventh life Tang Sanzang go get the sutras.

But if your Tantan Merit Buddha is deposed, how should you respond?
After Ji Bofu finished praising him and was about to leave, Tang Sanzang suddenly stopped Ji Bofu and said, "Taoist Master Ji, you have been traveling from heaven for a long enough time. It's time to return to heaven!"

Ji Bofu stopped, turned around and sneered: "Oh? Finally you can't help it anymore?"

His first thought when he came to the Daughter Kingdom was that Buddhism was plotting against him. It was only because of his support that he dared to be so bold as to accept the invitation of the king of the Daughter Kingdom to come to the Imperial Garden for tea.

"Why, Buddhism has already been destroyed once, and now we want to provoke poor Taoists again?"

"Is it possible that Tathagata has such a short memory?"

"Da Luo is not afraid of going offline. Now that Tathagata is back, he should run Buddhism well. But even if Da Luo is a time and space circle, he must have a certain degree of control, just in case he really offends the people he shouldn't offend. Being knocked offline, the concept dispersed, the traces erased, and the roots melted, will he still have to die if he doesn't do the same?"

"Could it be that Tathagata is still a poor Taoist who just came to the ancient world and didn't know anything?"

"Pindao has been reading a lot these years, and it just so happens that the book contains such a way of death that completely destroyed Da Luo."

"Tang Sanzang, you are also Da Luo, you should know very well what kind of death method Pindao is talking about!!"

A female crown appeared in the bright fairy light. Taoist Cihang appeared behind Ji Bofu at some point, and Taoist Cihang's eyes were half-opened at some point.

The scene of the creation of heaven and earth is constantly evolving in her eyes. In the endless chaos, there is a god and man opening up new worlds all the time. Among the countless heavens and earth, a light of creation rises one after another and converges into one god and man.

This god-man is approaching step by step, as if he is about to move towards reality in the next moment.

Tang Sanzang remained expressionless and said: "Taoist Ji has misunderstood. The poor monk just warned that there may be some unrest recently. It is not a threat or a plot against Taoist Ji."

After saying this, Tang Sanzang left the Daughter's Kingdom on his own.

Ji Bofu stood there with his brows furrowed together.

"Not quite?"

"Big bosses are fighting for life and death in the era of disorder, how can this era still be peaceful?"

"Is it possible that there is a prehistoric giant crocodile left in this era and wants to stir up trouble?"

"But it shouldn't be. There is the Jade Emperor in the sky, and there is Daojun Zhenyuan on the ground. Who can stir up trouble under the noses of these two people?"

Ji Bofu patted his butt and left the Daughter Kingdom. Taoist Cihang's eyelids trembled, and a blush appeared on his cheeks before disappearing.

After leaving the daughter country Ji Bofu, he headed east, crossed countless famous mountains and rivers, and stopped at the foot of Huashan Mountain.

There was a small wine shop at the foot of Huashan Mountain. Ji Bofu came to the wine shop with his daughter Hong, whom he had obtained from the daughter country.

I sat down and took a look, oh, they are all acquaintances.

Yang Jian in a black robe, Nezha who looks like a boy, and the Dragon Subduing Arhat who is in tatters and slovenly.

(End of this chapter)