I'm really not a Daoist!

Chapter 277 Zhang Bairen, you have no heart! !
"Hey, everyone is here."

There were only six tables in the wine shop. Yang Jian and Nezha were sitting on one table, while the slovenly Arhat Jianglong was sitting on a table alone, with his left foot on the bench, and his dark toes from The middle of his rag shoes was exposed, and he was holding a roast chicken in his hand and eating it deliciously.

"Yeah? Where did Fellow Daoist Ji get this good wine?" Jianglong Arhat's eyes suddenly lit up when he saw the daughter Hong in Ji Bofu's hand, and he put down the roasted chicken and was about to take it.

Ji Bofu said with a smile: "I took a trip to the daughter country. The daughter was red 3000 years ago!!"

"Forehead"

"Forget it then. I can't bear to be the daughter of the daughter of the Kingdom of Red Monk."

Subduing the Dragon Arhat sat back down with a sneer and said, "Fellow Daoist Ji, my name is Daoji now, not Subduing the Dragon."

Ji Bofu shrugged and walked directly to Yang Jian's table without saying anything. After sitting down, he opened the mud seal and poured it on Yang Jian and Nezha. Table."

Yang Jian smiled and said: "We are both Taoist disciples, so I don't mind."

Nezha pouted and said: "Little Taoist priest, your cultivation level has risen really fast. It has only been a while since you have been promoted to Taiyi Golden Immortal."

Ji Bofu joked: "Maybe it's because I don't have too high requirements. Anyway, I can improve my cultivation just by eating and drinking."

Nezha rolled his eyes, picked up the wine on the table and drank it. After drinking, his eyes suddenly lit up and he said: "This is good wine. Although it is not strong, it is full of affection."

Yang Jian was also a good drinker. Hearing Nezha's praise, he took a sip of the wine and said, "Good wine, good wine!"

Ji Bofu poured more wine for the two of them and said: "Of course it is good wine. This is the daughter's red wine of the daughter country. The friendship between the king of the daughter country and the Buddha of Zhantan Merit is all contained in this jar of wine."

"Hey, hey, hey, you are so boastful now." Nezha glanced at Daoji and curled his lips and said: "Who doesn't know that the daughter country has been destroyed long ago, and the daughter red was not discovered after Tang Sanzang passed by the daughter country. It appears that Ner Hong is a local wine from Ner???s country.???

Ji Bofu retorted: "You just don't have any sense of humor. If a jar of wine is seen by Chantan Merit Buddha, Chantan Merit Buddha might break his precepts and drink him during the long night, making him top-heavy."

Yang Jian frowned slightly and asked, "Did Fellow Daoist Ji see the Tantan Merit Buddha?"

Ji Bofu shrugged and said: "Pindao came down from the Heavenly Court and traveled around the ancient world. After wandering around in the west, he somehow came to the Daughter's Kingdom. The obsession of the king of the Daughter's Kingdom was still there, so Pindao broke her obsession and sent her away. She went to reincarnation."

"I thought it was just following my heart. When I first arrived in the Daughter Kingdom, I noticed that someone was trying to lure me there. In order to see who the person behind it was, I cooperated with the person behind the scenes and sang the scene. , the people behind the scenes simply don???t ask for much, just to send the obsession of the king of the daughter country into reincarnation.???

"Later, the Buddha Zhantan Merit also came. At that time, I realized that I was really being plotted against."

Yang Jian's brows were furrowed until he heard that Ji Bofu was fine, and then he opened his brows and consoled him: "I also know something about the King of the Daughter Kingdom and the Buddha of Sandalwood Merit. At that time, the Buddha of Sandalwood Merit had a firm Zen mind. If his Zen If his heart is a little weak, he will stay in the daughter country."

Nezha had never been interested in these kinds of love affairs. He just drank sip after sip of wine without interrupting.

Ji Bofu recalled the scene where Tang Sanzang treated the King of the Daughter Kingdom, and said sarcastically: "Our Zhan Tan Merit Buddha really has a firm heart in Zen. After seeing the obsession of the King of the Daughter Kingdom, he didn't even look at him. It???s said that all four elements are empty.???

"The king of the Daughter Kingdom had already burst into tears. He stood in front of the Buddha of Sandalwood Merit and said, 'You said that all four elements of your life are empty, but you closed your eyes tightly. If you open your eyes and look at me, I don't believe that your eyes are empty.' Even so." Even the Buddha with the merits of Zhantan dare not look at others."

"This is the first time that Pindao has seen such a coward in all his years of life."

Nezha interjected: "Little Taoist, you think everyone is you. Tang Sanzang is just a disciple of Tathagata. There is no need to say more about who Tathagata is, but although Tathagata is strong, he is still a junior in the ancient world."

"So Tang Sanzang's background is not strong, and he is just a disciple Duobao accepted after he entered Buddhism. If his father doesn't love his mother, how dare he be as bold as you?"

"If he really does something outrageous, no one will defend him. Tathagata doesn't have that ability."

"Do you think that everyone dares to live in Fengqi Mountain just because they say they live in Fengqi Mountain like you? How brave are you!!"

Yang Jian's face was as cold as frost and he said sternly: "Nezha, shut up!!"

Nezha muttered: "Second brother, it's okay. I'm from the Wa Palace anyway. Your Majesty won't care about it."

boom!
As soon as Nezha finished speaking, a red hydrangea flew out of the river of time and hit Nezha directly on the forehead, causing a big bag to pop out of him.

Yang Jian and Dao Ji quickly stood up and bowed: "Greetings to the sacred Nuwa!"

Nezha rubbed his forehead and stood up with a grin on his face. He bowed and said thanks, "Thank you for your forgiveness!"

The red hydrangea flew around Nezha in a circle, as if he was trying to figure out where to start. Nezha was so frightened that he broke out in cold sweat. Ji Bofu was the only one sitting on the bench, smiling like a fool.

Well done. The red embroidery ball hitting Nezha proved that nothing serious happened to Nuwa. At least she still had the energy to hit Nezha across the river of time.

Yang Jian looked at the unkind red embroidered ball and bowed: "Mother, Nezha made a mistake for a moment. Please forgive Nezha."

Daoji also said: "Empress, Nezha is a child, please spare him just once."

The red hydrangea flew around Nezha again and landed directly on Ji Bofu's head. A red light flashed on his neck. A red thread was threaded through a red ball the size of a thumb. No one could see it. This will be Nuwa's sacred red hydrangea.

"what?"

Ji Bofu touched the red hydrangea hanging around his neck. Why was it worn on his neck?
"Take good care of yourself!"

A soft voice sounded in Ji Bofu's ears, and Ji Bofu was stunned.

He knew this voice so well that he couldn't be more familiar with it. He had heard the voice at its most beautiful with his own ears, and he had also seen the owner of the voice at his most beautiful.

This is Queen Xiao???s voice! !
"hiss!!"

A shocking thought suddenly appeared in Ji Bofu's mind. He grabbed the red hydrangea hanging around his neck and kissed it hard.

Seeing such a bold and wild scene, Dao Ji's eyes almost popped out. Yang Jian and Nezha also twitched at the corners of their eyes. Yang Jian suppressed the shock in his heart and silently picked up the wine bowl.

Nezha curled his lips and felt very aggrieved, "Little Taoist priest, you are really admirable!!"

Ji Bofu put the red hydrangea under his collar like a treasure, smiled like a silly roe deer and said, "We are different. The relationship between Pindao and the empress is something you outsiders can never imagine."

"Hey Hey!"

Nezha looked at Ji Bofu who was giggling again, and whispered to Yang Jian beside him: "Second brother, what should I do? I really want to beat him up. He looks so cheap." Yang Jian took the wine. Wan's hand paused slightly and said softly: "The red hydrangea is worn around his neck. If you are not afraid of him beating you with the red hydrangea, then you can do it."

"I guess even Master Taiyi will have to admit defeat when the time comes. After all, it is a red hydrangea!!"

Nezha trembled all over, picked up the wine bowl and started drinking heavily. Although drinking to drown one's sorrows made people more depressed, without wine it would be even more depressing. He was afraid that he really couldn't help but beat Ji Bo Fu. pause.

Ji Bofu also put away his silly roe deer-like smile and asked: "Fellow Daoist Yang, I haven't asked you two yet, what are you doing today? Why are you at the foot of Huashan Mountain?"

Yang Jian glanced at Daoji, who was enjoying his meal at another table, and said, "The Great Heavenly Lord has named my sister the goddess of Huashan Mountain. Today is my first day in office, so I'm a little worried. "

"Fellow Daoist Yang, you are too cruel to control your sister. Who dares to embarrass your sister in the Huashan world!" Ji Bofu thought of many reasons, but he did not expect it to be such a reason.

A touch of warmth appeared in Yang Jian's eyes, and he said: "Fellow Daoist Ji has misunderstood. This is the first time for my sister to come to the Great Wilderness. She used to live in the projection of the original Great Wilderness, so she came to the Great Wilderness for the first time and took office, so I A little worried."

"Wait a minute, what you said is a bit confusing to Pindao, please let Pindao make sense."

Ji Bofu scratched his head and said: "Your sister is living in the projection world. It is her first time to come to Honghuang. What does this mean? Is it possible that you, fellow Taoist Yang Jian, are not a native of Honghuang?"

Nezha rolled his eyes, while Yang Jian smiled and said, "It's a long story. I think Fellow Daoist Ji may have heard that I am the Great Heavenly Lord's nephew, right?"

"Are you really?" Ji Bofu was really surprised this time. He had always thought that this matter was false. How could the Great Heavenly Lord have a sister? This was simply nonsense.

Yang Jian smiled bitterly and said: "This matter is also very outrageous. The Great Heavenly Lord has had thousands of incarnations, and he has experienced tribulations under the projection of the Great Heavenly Lord in a projection world. That incarnation is called Zhang Bairen."

"Zhang Bairen successfully returned to Heaven and continued to be the Emperor of Heaven. At that time, Zhang Bairen had a sister named Yunhua, and Yunhua was my mother. The original projection was not true, but my mother had some talent for cultivation."

Ji Bofu said directly: "So my aunt has attained Daluo enlightenment."

Yang Jian said: "Yes!"

Ji Bofu said: "So that's how it is. After my aunt attained Daluo enlightenment, she turned into a cause. She is the direct sister of the Great Heavenly Lord Zheng'er Ba Jing. After the grafting of this cause and effect, you will naturally become the Great Heavenly Lord's nephew."

"Hey, that's not right!" Ji Bofu suddenly said: "But since the Great Heavenly Lord is your uncle, how can he arrange a position for your sister to be the goddess of Mount Huashan?"

"According to Pindao's understanding of the Great Heavenly Lord, he has never been stingy with people. Although the Huashan Goddess is precious, she will definitely not be looked down upon by the Great Heavenly Lord."

Yang Jian smiled bitterly and said: "The problem is here. My sister is a little angry. She respects this uncle very much in her heart and does not want to let herself ruin the reputation of the Great Heavenly Lord, so she became the goddess of Huashan Mountain."

Ji Bofu shook his head and said, "Fellow Taoist Yang Jian, you should be careful. After all, she is the goddess of Huashan Mountain."

As soon as he said this, Yang Jian's face turned dark. Obviously he was also someone who knew the script.

Nezha patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, little Taoist priest. I have sent away all the people named Liu within a radius of hundreds of thousands of miles. If nothing else happens, there will be no Liu Yanchang here in the future."

Yang Jian remained silent, but his drinking speed obviously became faster. Ji Bofu picked up the wine bowl and touched it with Yang Jian. He understood Yang Jian's current mentality.

Liu Yanchang's will-o'-the-wisp will stop at his door soon, and no one else can stand it.

And this thing is so magical, it can be called the first magical thing in the world.

For a mortal to dream of marrying the Jade Emperor's niece is no less magical than for a serious person to marry a paramecium.

"Just keep a good watch. If you don't have anything to do recently, just stay here at the foot of the mountain. If you don't know who is behind the scenes, you can only use this stupid method."

Ji Bofu could only comfort him like this. It was too magical for the Jade Emperor's niece to marry a mortal, but if Da Luo was involved, it would not be considered magical, and it would even be very normal.

If you are not Da Luo, then you will be arranged by Da Luo. This has nothing to do with identity but with your own strength, unless the Jade Emperor can be as fierce as his master, and he must have the courage to overturn the table.

The Jade Emperor was obviously not the kind of person who would lift the table easily. He was also one of the group of people eating at the table.

The table was about to be turned over, and he wouldn't even be able to eat.

Heavenly Court, Yaochi.

"Tsk, it's beautiful!!"

The Jade Emperor took a sip of the wine and picked up the side dishes on the table with an intoxicated expression.

Kick~kick~kick~
Taibai Jinxing walked in quickly and whispered: "Your Majesty, Princess Yunhua is here."

The Jade Emperor shook his hand, spilled the wine in the cup and said: "Hurry up and stop her. Just say that I am not in Yaochi. If you say that, just say that Yuanshi Tianzun is giving a lecture. I went to listen to Yuanshi Tianzun's lecture."

As soon as the Jade Emperor finished speaking, Princess Yunhua broke into Yaochi.

"late!"

The Jade Emperor slapped his forehead and said to Taibai Jinxing: "Taibai, please go out first."

Taibai Jinxing gave him a protective look and quickly walked out of Yaochi.

"Uh, Yun Hua, what are you doing? Now this is the original wilderness, you can't do things like before."

The Jade Emperor pretended to be dignified and lectured.

Yunhua's eyes were red, as if he was going to cry the next moment, and he said angrily: "Zhang Bairen, you have no heart!!"

"what?"

The Jade Emperor looked at Yunhua's pear blossoms and quickly stood up and helped him sit on a chair. His face no longer showed any dignity, and he asked cautiously: "Sister, what are you doing? Is someone bullying you? "

"If someone bullies you, speak out boldly. Brother, I will kill him even if the Emperor of Heaven doesn't do anything!!"

(End of this chapter)