I'm really not a Daoist!

Chapter 278 I am the Buddha of all spirits! !
Yun Hua wiped her tears and cried: "Someone bullies your niece, you don't care!!"

"Who?"

The Jade Emperor suddenly raised his voice and said, "Who dares to bully our niece?"

Yun Hua said with tears in his eyes: "Don't lie to me here. I don't believe that you didn't see the Buddhist thoughts about Chan'er. You are looking at the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths, so I don't believe that you don't know."

"Oh, this is what happened!"

The Jade Emperor suddenly understood and comforted: "Sister, you have misunderstood me. I have already arranged this matter. I will definitely not let Buddhism harm Chan'er."

"I have set up a trap now, just to draw people like Buddhism in and beat up the drowned dog."

"Chan'er is very safe in Huashan. I have laid a dragnet within a million miles of Huashan. As long as I catch the little pigtails of Buddhism, I will definitely kill them."

Yun Hua said in a soft voice, "You didn't lie to me?"

The Jade Emperor patted Yunhua on the shoulder and said, "Sister, when did my brother lie to you? I will never let Chan'er get hurt at all."

"If you want to lie to me, try it!"

Yunhua said a harsh word and quickly walked out of Yaochi.

"Oh, what a sin!!"

After Yunhua left, the Jade Emperor was no longer in the mood to drink. After getting a sister for nothing, his first thought was that someone was plotting against him, but no matter how he looked, he couldn't tell anything was wrong.

He even invited Sanqing Tianzun to check countless timelines together. He, a fifth-level Daluo, couldn't tell, but the three Qing Tianzun combined into one was Pangu, and Pangu didn't notice anything wrong. He couldn't see anything wrong with this girl either. I accepted it.

He was originally very happy after getting the girl. After all, who doesn't want a cute girl? He did feel the warmth of a relative in this girl, but as time went by, he couldn't stand it anymore.

Many people were eyeing his girl. The Jade Emperor, who was originally alone, suddenly became concerned. Everyone who saw her wanted to bite off a piece of her flesh and hit him on the car.

He was on strict guard against these speculators and forcefully cut off all the hands that reached out to him, but the girl's well-protected niece was targeted again.

"It's hard!!"

Painful but happy sighs echoed in Yaochi.

At the foot of Huashan Mountain.

Ji Bofu, Yang Jian and Nezha were drinking and chatting together. Suddenly Ji Bofu raised his eyebrows and looked at Daoji sitting at another table, and asked loudly: "Fellow Daoji, according to the poor I know you should do good deeds and accumulate merit everywhere, why are you here in Huashan today?"

Wherever Daoji goes, bad things happen, and most of these things are interesting things between ordinary people. Of course, these 'interesting things' are for a person of his level.

In fact, he really wanted to follow Daoji to see things. Anyway, there was nothing to do here, and he was just idle.

Before Daoji could speak, Nezha said: "This guy has been here for a long time. He didn't just come here today."

Yang Jian suddenly looked at Dao Ji, his eyes were like daggers, and anyone could feel the coldness emanating from his body.

Ji Bofu, no matter how stupid he was, could see that something was wrong, and asked in surprise: "Fellow Daoji Daoist, is Liu Yanchang not a person created by your Buddhist sect?"

Daoji laughed crazily and said, "Fellow Daoist Ji must pay attention to evidence when speaking. How can you accuse someone of innocence?"

Ji Bofu rolled his eyes and said, "Are you Buddhists doing enough things for those dog-gouging and fly-camping camps?"

"Hahahahaha!"

Daoji smiled very happily and said, "Monk, I'm not talking about this. What I'm talking about is, how can you slander Monk and me as a Buddhist?"

Nezha: "Huh?"

Yang Jian: "Crazy monk!"

Ji Bofu was completely shocked this time, "Monk, you are really crazy. You are already a monk. Could it be that you are not a Buddhist? You said this and you are not afraid of the Tathagata coming from the west and striking with the palm of the Tathagata." Kill you?"

Daoji shrugged nonchalantly and said, "Let him come if he comes. Although I am a monk, I am not a Buddhist monk."

Ji Bofu also became interested and asked: "Then you want to become a Buddha in the future. If you don't become a Buddhist Buddha, whose Buddha will you become?"

Daoji raised his glass and drank it all in one gulp, and said proudly: "In the future, the monk will realize that he is the Buddha of all spirits, and he is his own Buddha. When I become a Buddha, I will become the Buddha of all spirits!!"

Nezha suddenly slapped the table and said, "The monk is domineering!"

Yang Jian raised his wine glass and said, "Taoist friends have aspirations. Yang Jian just misunderstood Taoist friends."

Ji Bofu also raised his glass to toast Daoji. He really didn't expect the monk to be so domineering. Once such an ambition is successful, Buddhism will be disgraced.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"Others laugh at me for being crazy, but I laugh at others for not being able to see through!"

Monk Daoji carried a jar of wine, sang a song in his mouth, walked out of the wine shop crookedly, and left Huashan with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

Ji Bofu looked at Monk Daoji's back and whispered: "It seems that it was the Buddhists who did it. Monk Daoji couldn't bear to see it, so he came to remind you."

Yang Jian said: "It's just that Yang Jian still can't figure out why it is Buddhism."

Ji Bofu shrugged and said, "What's wrong with this? It's just that Buddhism wants to be independent and want to climb onto the ship of the Great Heavenly Lord."

"In the past, the Great Heavenly Lord was alone and carefree, but now he suddenly has a girl. I think he chose your girl because he was not ready to deal with the eldest princess Yunhua."

"Why?" Nezha asked.

Ji Bofu chuckled and said, "Do you know what is the easiest thing to do to tie a woman to your chariot?"

Nezha shook his head, and Yang Jian also looked at Ji Bofu with doubtful eyes.

Ji Bofu said: "Let this woman fall in love with you, and then let her give you two babies willingly, so that she will be willing to do whatever you ask her to do in the future."

"Sometimes I have to believe that love is the most fake and real thing. Especially for women, it is the most powerful poison in the world."

Nezha shook his head like a rattle and said, "I don't understand. I, Nezha, am a relatively famous person in all the worlds. I have seen all kinds of things, but I still care about love." don't know."

He turned to look at Yang Jian and asked, "Second brother, do you understand?"

Yang Jian also shook his head and said: "I don't understand. From the moment Master accepted me, I devoted myself to Taoism. From then on, I no longer have any love in my heart."

Nezha asked Ji Bofu again: "Little Taoist priest, do you understand?" "Do you understand?" Ji Bofu said loudly: "Remove the word "!!"

"I'm not very talented, but I had such a sincere love before I came to the ancient world!"

Nezha's eyes lit up and he continued to ask: "What about now?"

Ji Bofu couldn't help but touch the red hydrangea under his collar and said, "Of course there are some problems in Pindao's relationship. We are currently working on it, and I think it will soon be settled."

Nezha trembled when he saw this action and didn't dare to ask. He didn't even dare to think about it in his mind. He picked up the wine glass and toasted Ji Bofu and said, "It has to be you!!"

Ji Bofu shrugged, his face smiling like a flower.

Yang Jian suddenly said solemnly: "Fellow Daoist Ji, Yang Jian would like to ask you to protect my sister in Huashan for a while."

Ji Bofu and Nezha looked at Yang Jian together.

Ji Bofu asked doubtfully: "Is there something wrong with Fellow Daoist Yang?"

Yang Jian said: "I want to go back to the mountain gate to talk to my master about this matter, and I also need to go to the heaven to ask the Great Heavenly Lord for his opinion. Now this matter is no longer a matter for Yang Jian's family."

Nezha said loudly: "Second brother, I'll go with you!"

Ji Bofu frowned. He originally didn't want to get involved in this matter, but in the end he thought of explaining the teachings, and thought of Heaven's promise to Yang Jian, and he couldn't stand Buddhism either.

If there is a chance to beat the drowned dog in the end, he will definitely go and vent his anger.

Yang Jian and Nezha were both resolute and resolute people, and they left as soon as they said they were leaving.

Ji Bofu was the only one left in the wine shop that originally gathered the second generation of Buddhism and Chanism. Ji Bofu sat in the wine shop and quietly drank a whole jar of daughter's red wine before walking drunkenly to Huashan.

Huashan Mountain, the first of the Five Mountains, has many temples of great gods, and the temple of the Huashan Goddess is located on the Lotus Peak. Judging from her personality alone, the rank of the Huashan Goddess is very low, and she is only a fifth-grade immortal official.

It's just that Yang Chan is a fifth-grade immortal official, but the great gods on Huashan Mountain don't dare to treat Yang Chan like an ordinary fifth-grade immortal official. This is the niece of the Jade Emperor. This is the top second generation, even with the second generation disciple of the ordinary great sect. An identity that doesn’t require any toughness.

Therefore, Emperor Xiyue specially opened a separate mountain road on Lianhua Peak directly to the foot of the mountain in order to make the incense of the Huashan Goddess Temple more prosperous.

Since the appearance of the Huashan Goddess, miracles have appeared frequently, so the incense is very strong, and dignitaries and believers come and go in an endless stream. Ji Bofu's way up the mountain is bustling with believers who come to worship the gods and fulfill their vows.

Ji Bofu was noticed by Emperor Xiyue from the moment he set foot on Mount Huashan. Ji Bofu also felt the prying eyes of Emperor Xiyue. A wisp of breeze blew and Emperor Xiyue's voice reached Ji Bofu's ears.

"May I ask my friend, why did you come to Huashan?"

The Great Emperor of Xiyue was not Da Luo but just a Tai Yi, but he had heard a little bit about what Ji Bo Fu had done in the ancient times, so he noticed this evil star from the moment he set foot on Mount Hua.

He didn't want to speak but he didn't dare not to speak. What if this evil star caused trouble in Huashan Mountain? His Huashan Temple was small and he couldn't afford to support this big Buddha.

Ji Bofu smiled slightly and said, "The emperor doesn't need to worry too much. Pindao is here just because Yang Jian asked Pindao to take care of his sister."

After hearing this, Emperor Xiyue breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Fellow Taoist, please help yourself. Please forgive me for any improper reception!"

Bad reception?

Have you entertained the poor man?
Ji Bofu cursed in his heart, but his face remained calm. Since his travels in the ancient times, he had rarely encountered great gods who took the initiative to invite him to drink a cup of tea, and these people were generally people whose cultivation was lower than Daluo.

The only two people who invited him to drink tea were Lord Zhenyuan Daojun and the other was the King of the Daughter Kingdom.

He also understood this. After all, he used to be someone who would cause big events wherever he went. To use a popular saying in the world, he was the protagonist, the son of fate, no matter where he went. None of it is peaceful.

But he didn't care anymore, after all, he had always been the passive defensive person.

To put it bluntly, he has never taken the initiative to provoke anything since he came to the prehistoric era.

After setting foot on Lotus Peak, Ji Bofu was shocked. There was a unique aroma on Lotus Peak, sweet and elegant. He seemed to see a goddess in green standing there.

There were many believers in front of the temple of the Goddess. Ji Bofu followed the crowd into the temple and burned three sticks of incense. The statue of the Goddess was made of clay. Its appearance was not visible but it had a charm of its own.

In fact, all the statues of gods in the world are basically the same, and they are all equally ugly.

But as long as there is charm, as long as there is charm, then you can receive the power of believers' faith.

After the three pillars of incense were put on, a flash of light flashed in front of Ji Bofu, and he was pulled into a paradise. Of course, this was because Ji Bofu had no resistance, otherwise he would never have been pulled in.

As soon as he entered the Cave Heaven Paradise, he saw the goddess of Huashan Mountain, Yang Chan.

Yang Chan was dressed in a white palace dress and a green gauze skirt. Her whole person exuded a tranquil temperament, like an orchid in an empty valley. She softly said with a blessing: "I have met Daoist Master Ji."

Ji Bofu grinned and said, "Young girls from the Yang family don't have to be polite."

Yang Chan turned her head, blinked her big eyes and asked, "Do you know me, fellow Daoist Ji?"

Ji Bofu said: "Pindao traveled to Mount Huashan during his travels. As soon as he arrived at the foot of Mount Huashan, he saw believers in the Temple of the Goddess of Mount Huashan. For a moment, Pindao was a little confused as to when there was an additional goddess of Mount Huashan in Mount Huashan, so he came up to take a look."

Yang Chan nodded, and then asked, "Do you know me, fellow Daoist Ji?"

Ji Bofu: "?"

Is this girl unable to understand?

Ji Bofu said: "I didn't know him at first, but I knew it after meeting fellow Taoist Yang Chan."

Yang Jian shook his head and said: "But Fellow Daoist Ji just called me a girl from the Yang family!!"

"Okay!" Ji Bofu spread his hands and said, "Pindao has some friendship with your brother. I just met your brother at the foot of the mountain, so your brother asked me to take care of you for a while."

Yang Chan sighed inaudibly, and said with a helpless expression: "I have already told my second brother that I am fine, but he has always been worried that I am alone and has to guard at the foot of the mountain."

Ji Bofu smiled and said, "It's human nature. After all, if he doesn't guard her at the foot of the mountain, it won't be long before someone comes to kidnap his girl."

"Puff~~"

Yang Chan covered her mouth and smiled sweetly: "I have told my second brother many times, but he just doesn't believe me. How could I fall in love with a mortal?"

Ji Bofu spread his hands and said, "It's impossible to say for sure. Didn't Zhantan Merit Buddha fall in love with the king of the daughter country when he passed by the daughter country?"

Yang Chan shook his head and said: "This is different. The Tantan Merit Buddha was still a mortal back then."

(End of this chapter)