Quick Transmigration: After becoming beautiful, I am numb
Chapter 451 The heroine is a magic stick (54)
Chapter 451 The heroine is a magic stick (54)
"Pindao is not some old god, but an ordinary Taoist priest!"
The old Taoist priest with white beard and hair but ruddy and plump face was very casual in front of the live broadcast of Lao Rendao.
When he raises his hands and feet, there is a sense of Taoism and nature, returning to the basics.
"Ahh! This is the master in the Xianxia drama!"
"That's right! When I saw this old god, one of those loving masters with white hair and childish faces in fairy tale novels, I immediately felt proud."
Netizens were excited.
Lao Rendao was also secretly happy: Hey, I finally found an expert in Danxia Temple!
However, Lao Rendao knew very well that the person who saved him in the underground palace should not be this old man.
Because in a daze, the voices he heard were all young and different from the old Taoist priest.
"This old god may be that master's teacher!"
With this thought in his mind, Lao Rendao looked at the old Taoist priest with respect.
"Old Immortal, you are the only one in this Taoist temple?"
Followed the old Taoist up the mountain, and entered the Broken Taoist Temple with the plaque of "Danxia Temple", Lao Rendao said cautiously.
"Yes! I am the only one in the Taoist temple now!"
The old Taoist priest glanced at the selfie stick from the corner of his eye and said with a hint of melancholy.
Keen netizens immediately heard something strange——
"Wow! There is a story! This old god must be a man with a story!"
"That's it? A ruined Taoist temple in a remote area?"
"Ask the old man, I always feel that the old immortal must have many stories."
Lao Rendao glanced at the barrage, in fact, even if the fans didn't urge him, he still wanted to continue to question him.
"Old Immortal, I think your Taoist temple, although dilapidated, is still an orthodox Taoist school, and it should have flourished. Why are you alone?"
Lao Rendao is still very good at talking, and at the same time he doesn't forget to praise the old Taoist.
Sure enough, Lao Rendao's phrase "orthodox Taoism" pleased the old Taoist priest, and he became interested.
Gently stroking his beard, the old Taoist priest said in a reminiscing tone, "More than 80 years ago, my masters and brothers all went down the mountain, leaving me alone as a little Taoist boy to guard the mountain gate."
This sentence alone silenced Lao Rendao and the netizens in the live broadcast room.
80 years ago?
Any Chinese with a bit of historical knowledge knows what kind of year it is.
The flames of war are raging, the country is in ruins, ghosts and animals are rampant, and the people are in dire straits.
"Woooooooo! Tears in my eyes!"
"Taoist priests go down the mountain in troubled times, and return to the mountains and forests in prosperous times!"
"Old god, I'm sorry, I, I just said bad words!"
"Master and senior brothers have all gone down the mountain, leaving only the youngest Daoist boy behind, woohoo, just thinking about it makes me cry!"
"...For more than 80 years, the old god is still guarding the Taoist temple. He must be waiting for the master and brother to come back!"
Netizens were really moved.Cry cry, comment comment.
However, even the netizens who said "the old gods are waiting for the master to return" also know that those people will not come back.
More than 80 years ago. When we went down the mountain, the youngest one must be 20 years old.
An old man over 100 years old, even if he is alive, also--
Just when the people in front of and behind the live broadcast camera were silent and emotional, they suddenly heard a cheerful voiceover——
"Master! Master! I have found my master!"
Lao Rendao & netizens:...
What's happening here?
Are you sure it wasn't a pre-arranged script?
This, this is too coincidental.
Even the old Taoist priest looked melancholy, and his expression was a little cracked.
Ahem, he really misses his master, brother and other relatives.
It's just that more than 80 years have passed, no matter how strong the emotion is, it will turn into a faint yearning.
He still remembers his master's voice and smile, but he doesn't cry easily.
And after practicing for more than 80 years, although Chi Qingshi is not talented enough, his Taoist heart is very stable.
He also entered a state of returning to his original nature.
Don't be happy with things or sad with yourself, laugh and scold, and do what you want.
He showed such an obvious expression because he saw the selfie stick in Lao Rendao's hand!
As for acting, an old man who is almost a hundred years old also has a childlike innocence that wants to be "popular".
However, when he heard the energetic voice of his apprentice, his whole body cracked——
Smelly girl, what do you mean you found your master?
When my master picked me up, he looked about 50 or 100 years old, but he was actually over [-] years old.
This is because he practices Taoism and prolongs his life.
Now more than 80 years have passed, and the master is already over 200 years old. How can he still be alive?
Although Chi Qingshi had deduced his master's fate several times, but his cultivation base was too low, and he tossed himself until he vomited blood every time.
There were too many times, and he was always injured, so Chi Qingshi accepted his fate.
He couldn't figure out the master's fate, and he also hoped that the master could live a long life.
But, two hundred and eight years old, hello!
No matter how you think about it, it is unrealistic.
Could it be that the stinky girl was cheated by someone?
As soon as this idea came up, it was suppressed by Chi Qingshi himself.
impossible!
The stinky girl has been traveling the world since she was 13 years old, and she has long been very familiar with the tricks of the trickster.
Cough cough, it's the little girl herself, she's a master at playing tricks, how could she be fooled?
Chi Qingshi's mind was filled with questions, and he didn't care about acting in front of Lao Rendao. He took a few steps quickly and headed towards the mountain gate.
He wanted to see who the devil was who dared to pretend to be his master!
An old Taoist priest in his 90s walked swiftly and rolled up his sleeves as he walked.
That look didn't look like he was greeting the master, but like he was going to fight with someone!
Lao Rendao was dumbfounded. He didn't even bother to explain to the netizens in the live broadcast room——
Fellow Taoists, this is really not the script I arranged!
It's also my first time to visit Danxia Temple!
Habitually holding up the selfie stick, Lao Rendao chased after him.
When he reached the mountain gate, he happened to meet a group of three people.
The person leading the way was naturally his stinky disciple Chi Qiaomu.
Following her were two young boys and girls who were also young and tender.
"As expected, it's not Master!"
Chi Qingshi couldn't tell whether he was happy or disappointed.
Although he thought it was impossible, Chi Qingshi still had some fantasies in his heart when he heard the disciple's yell.
Then, the illusion was shattered!
That man was not his master at all.
When the master left, Chi Qingshi was ten years old and had already remembered things.
Moreover, he would personally draw a portrait of his master every few years. Even after more than 80 years and people's memory has faded, the portrait is still there.
Until now, Chi Qingshi still clearly remembers the appearance of his master.
A middle-aged handsome uncle in his 50s, with a cool demeanor and picturesque features, the legendary Eight Immortals Lu Dongbin looks like his master.
That seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy also had a very outstanding appearance, and his aura, hey, this aura was inexplicably familiar.
Chi Qingshi's heart was beating wildly.
"Idiot! Before I came down the mountain as my teacher, didn't I tell you that if you can guard this Taoist temple, then guard it. If you can't, go down the mountain and join the world."
Marry a wife and have children, and be a happy ordinary person!
Chi Po looked at the old man with white beard and hair, overlapping his appearance with the little Taoist boy in his memory, and suddenly felt a little sad.
thump!
Chi Qingshi knelt down, because Chi Powang's words were exactly what the master said to him before coming down the mountain.
Moreover, the closer he got to Chi Powan, the more Chi Qingshi felt the familiar smell.
"Master! You are finally back!"
Chi Qingshi originally thought that his Taoist heart was strong and that he had already passed the point of neither being sad nor happy.
but--
This is the master, the benefactor who saved him, raised him, and taught him.
Seeing the master again, Chi Qingshi didn't care about the Tao and followed nature at all, he cried like a wronged child.
Lao Rendao, who was catching up, happened to see this scene, and his three views continued to be shattered!
Netizens: ...
Even if there is a script, the plot is at least more reliable!
With such a brain-dead plot, I can't write it without a cerebral thrombosis in ten years!
"It's gone! The old Taoist has also started hiring people to act!"
"That's right, what kind of shit plot is this?"
"Fortunately, I really believed in it just now, and I was blinded by my tears!"
"Report! You must report! These Internet celebrities are really unscrupulous for the sake of traffic."
"That's right! How can you entertain a hero?"
Netizens were very angry, they did not believe that the picture shown in the camera was real.
Lao Ren said: ...
He suddenly realized that he seemed to have witnessed a remarkable Taoist event!
Most importantly, he recognized that the beautiful loli who had saved him was standing behind the "master".
Lao Rendao didn't bother to explain to the netizens in the live broadcast room that although he likes to use supernatural events as gimmicks, he engages in live broadcasts and makes a lot of money.
However, Lao Rendao still has his own principles——
For real supernatural events, he will never broadcast them live.
Although he was "born with a good destiny", he couldn't really seek death.
Since some things are not officially announced, there is a certain reason.
Lao Rendao realized that Danxia Temple had a big secret, so he quit the live broadcast directly.
Netizens: ...
Is he angry at being exposed?
WTF!
He is indeed a charlatan and a liar!
Lao Rendao knew that after this incident, he might lose a lot of fans.
However, he really can't live broadcast randomly.
And this matter is also related to his savior——
Lao Rendao saw the white-haired old fairy bowing hands to the beautiful loli with his own eyes, and even called him "little junior sister"!
Oh~~
Lao Rendao knew it, the "little aunt" he heard in a trance was indeed this beautiful and cute girl.
"Huh? Who are you? Who told you to watch the live broadcast in Danxia?"
Lao Rendao was in a daze when a cheerful female voice sounded in his ears.
Chi Qiaomu himself is also an Internet celebrity, and he is very familiar with his "peers".
Seeing the selfie stick in Lao Rendao's hand and his bulging backpack, Chi Qiaomu knew that this person should be an anchor.
"I, I am Lao Rendao! The network ID is Lao Dao!"
Lao Rendao stammered.
When he met a true Taoist master, he was both excited and in awe.
The eyes of Chi Powang and Gu Qingcheng were also attracted.
"Huh?" Chi Powang frowned slightly, and let out a soft snort!
"Huh? It's you!"
Gu Qingcheng, like a simple child, recognized that Lao Rendao was the anchor who played tricks to death, and did not pretend to hide it deeply, but said it directly.
Recently, while chasing Changyue Jinming and waiting for an update, I went to catch up on Xianxia dramas such as Chenxiang Rudust.Then, a certain Sa discovered that there are always a few golden supporting roles in the play, in this play they are the master, in that play they are the father, 罒ω罒
(End of this chapter)
"Pindao is not some old god, but an ordinary Taoist priest!"
The old Taoist priest with white beard and hair but ruddy and plump face was very casual in front of the live broadcast of Lao Rendao.
When he raises his hands and feet, there is a sense of Taoism and nature, returning to the basics.
"Ahh! This is the master in the Xianxia drama!"
"That's right! When I saw this old god, one of those loving masters with white hair and childish faces in fairy tale novels, I immediately felt proud."
Netizens were excited.
Lao Rendao was also secretly happy: Hey, I finally found an expert in Danxia Temple!
However, Lao Rendao knew very well that the person who saved him in the underground palace should not be this old man.
Because in a daze, the voices he heard were all young and different from the old Taoist priest.
"This old god may be that master's teacher!"
With this thought in his mind, Lao Rendao looked at the old Taoist priest with respect.
"Old Immortal, you are the only one in this Taoist temple?"
Followed the old Taoist up the mountain, and entered the Broken Taoist Temple with the plaque of "Danxia Temple", Lao Rendao said cautiously.
"Yes! I am the only one in the Taoist temple now!"
The old Taoist priest glanced at the selfie stick from the corner of his eye and said with a hint of melancholy.
Keen netizens immediately heard something strange——
"Wow! There is a story! This old god must be a man with a story!"
"That's it? A ruined Taoist temple in a remote area?"
"Ask the old man, I always feel that the old immortal must have many stories."
Lao Rendao glanced at the barrage, in fact, even if the fans didn't urge him, he still wanted to continue to question him.
"Old Immortal, I think your Taoist temple, although dilapidated, is still an orthodox Taoist school, and it should have flourished. Why are you alone?"
Lao Rendao is still very good at talking, and at the same time he doesn't forget to praise the old Taoist.
Sure enough, Lao Rendao's phrase "orthodox Taoism" pleased the old Taoist priest, and he became interested.
Gently stroking his beard, the old Taoist priest said in a reminiscing tone, "More than 80 years ago, my masters and brothers all went down the mountain, leaving me alone as a little Taoist boy to guard the mountain gate."
This sentence alone silenced Lao Rendao and the netizens in the live broadcast room.
80 years ago?
Any Chinese with a bit of historical knowledge knows what kind of year it is.
The flames of war are raging, the country is in ruins, ghosts and animals are rampant, and the people are in dire straits.
"Woooooooo! Tears in my eyes!"
"Taoist priests go down the mountain in troubled times, and return to the mountains and forests in prosperous times!"
"Old god, I'm sorry, I, I just said bad words!"
"Master and senior brothers have all gone down the mountain, leaving only the youngest Daoist boy behind, woohoo, just thinking about it makes me cry!"
"...For more than 80 years, the old god is still guarding the Taoist temple. He must be waiting for the master and brother to come back!"
Netizens were really moved.Cry cry, comment comment.
However, even the netizens who said "the old gods are waiting for the master to return" also know that those people will not come back.
More than 80 years ago. When we went down the mountain, the youngest one must be 20 years old.
An old man over 100 years old, even if he is alive, also--
Just when the people in front of and behind the live broadcast camera were silent and emotional, they suddenly heard a cheerful voiceover——
"Master! Master! I have found my master!"
Lao Rendao & netizens:...
What's happening here?
Are you sure it wasn't a pre-arranged script?
This, this is too coincidental.
Even the old Taoist priest looked melancholy, and his expression was a little cracked.
Ahem, he really misses his master, brother and other relatives.
It's just that more than 80 years have passed, no matter how strong the emotion is, it will turn into a faint yearning.
He still remembers his master's voice and smile, but he doesn't cry easily.
And after practicing for more than 80 years, although Chi Qingshi is not talented enough, his Taoist heart is very stable.
He also entered a state of returning to his original nature.
Don't be happy with things or sad with yourself, laugh and scold, and do what you want.
He showed such an obvious expression because he saw the selfie stick in Lao Rendao's hand!
As for acting, an old man who is almost a hundred years old also has a childlike innocence that wants to be "popular".
However, when he heard the energetic voice of his apprentice, his whole body cracked——
Smelly girl, what do you mean you found your master?
When my master picked me up, he looked about 50 or 100 years old, but he was actually over [-] years old.
This is because he practices Taoism and prolongs his life.
Now more than 80 years have passed, and the master is already over 200 years old. How can he still be alive?
Although Chi Qingshi had deduced his master's fate several times, but his cultivation base was too low, and he tossed himself until he vomited blood every time.
There were too many times, and he was always injured, so Chi Qingshi accepted his fate.
He couldn't figure out the master's fate, and he also hoped that the master could live a long life.
But, two hundred and eight years old, hello!
No matter how you think about it, it is unrealistic.
Could it be that the stinky girl was cheated by someone?
As soon as this idea came up, it was suppressed by Chi Qingshi himself.
impossible!
The stinky girl has been traveling the world since she was 13 years old, and she has long been very familiar with the tricks of the trickster.
Cough cough, it's the little girl herself, she's a master at playing tricks, how could she be fooled?
Chi Qingshi's mind was filled with questions, and he didn't care about acting in front of Lao Rendao. He took a few steps quickly and headed towards the mountain gate.
He wanted to see who the devil was who dared to pretend to be his master!
An old Taoist priest in his 90s walked swiftly and rolled up his sleeves as he walked.
That look didn't look like he was greeting the master, but like he was going to fight with someone!
Lao Rendao was dumbfounded. He didn't even bother to explain to the netizens in the live broadcast room——
Fellow Taoists, this is really not the script I arranged!
It's also my first time to visit Danxia Temple!
Habitually holding up the selfie stick, Lao Rendao chased after him.
When he reached the mountain gate, he happened to meet a group of three people.
The person leading the way was naturally his stinky disciple Chi Qiaomu.
Following her were two young boys and girls who were also young and tender.
"As expected, it's not Master!"
Chi Qingshi couldn't tell whether he was happy or disappointed.
Although he thought it was impossible, Chi Qingshi still had some fantasies in his heart when he heard the disciple's yell.
Then, the illusion was shattered!
That man was not his master at all.
When the master left, Chi Qingshi was ten years old and had already remembered things.
Moreover, he would personally draw a portrait of his master every few years. Even after more than 80 years and people's memory has faded, the portrait is still there.
Until now, Chi Qingshi still clearly remembers the appearance of his master.
A middle-aged handsome uncle in his 50s, with a cool demeanor and picturesque features, the legendary Eight Immortals Lu Dongbin looks like his master.
That seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy also had a very outstanding appearance, and his aura, hey, this aura was inexplicably familiar.
Chi Qingshi's heart was beating wildly.
"Idiot! Before I came down the mountain as my teacher, didn't I tell you that if you can guard this Taoist temple, then guard it. If you can't, go down the mountain and join the world."
Marry a wife and have children, and be a happy ordinary person!
Chi Po looked at the old man with white beard and hair, overlapping his appearance with the little Taoist boy in his memory, and suddenly felt a little sad.
thump!
Chi Qingshi knelt down, because Chi Powang's words were exactly what the master said to him before coming down the mountain.
Moreover, the closer he got to Chi Powan, the more Chi Qingshi felt the familiar smell.
"Master! You are finally back!"
Chi Qingshi originally thought that his Taoist heart was strong and that he had already passed the point of neither being sad nor happy.
but--
This is the master, the benefactor who saved him, raised him, and taught him.
Seeing the master again, Chi Qingshi didn't care about the Tao and followed nature at all, he cried like a wronged child.
Lao Rendao, who was catching up, happened to see this scene, and his three views continued to be shattered!
Netizens: ...
Even if there is a script, the plot is at least more reliable!
With such a brain-dead plot, I can't write it without a cerebral thrombosis in ten years!
"It's gone! The old Taoist has also started hiring people to act!"
"That's right, what kind of shit plot is this?"
"Fortunately, I really believed in it just now, and I was blinded by my tears!"
"Report! You must report! These Internet celebrities are really unscrupulous for the sake of traffic."
"That's right! How can you entertain a hero?"
Netizens were very angry, they did not believe that the picture shown in the camera was real.
Lao Ren said: ...
He suddenly realized that he seemed to have witnessed a remarkable Taoist event!
Most importantly, he recognized that the beautiful loli who had saved him was standing behind the "master".
Lao Rendao didn't bother to explain to the netizens in the live broadcast room that although he likes to use supernatural events as gimmicks, he engages in live broadcasts and makes a lot of money.
However, Lao Rendao still has his own principles——
For real supernatural events, he will never broadcast them live.
Although he was "born with a good destiny", he couldn't really seek death.
Since some things are not officially announced, there is a certain reason.
Lao Rendao realized that Danxia Temple had a big secret, so he quit the live broadcast directly.
Netizens: ...
Is he angry at being exposed?
WTF!
He is indeed a charlatan and a liar!
Lao Rendao knew that after this incident, he might lose a lot of fans.
However, he really can't live broadcast randomly.
And this matter is also related to his savior——
Lao Rendao saw the white-haired old fairy bowing hands to the beautiful loli with his own eyes, and even called him "little junior sister"!
Oh~~
Lao Rendao knew it, the "little aunt" he heard in a trance was indeed this beautiful and cute girl.
"Huh? Who are you? Who told you to watch the live broadcast in Danxia?"
Lao Rendao was in a daze when a cheerful female voice sounded in his ears.
Chi Qiaomu himself is also an Internet celebrity, and he is very familiar with his "peers".
Seeing the selfie stick in Lao Rendao's hand and his bulging backpack, Chi Qiaomu knew that this person should be an anchor.
"I, I am Lao Rendao! The network ID is Lao Dao!"
Lao Rendao stammered.
When he met a true Taoist master, he was both excited and in awe.
The eyes of Chi Powang and Gu Qingcheng were also attracted.
"Huh?" Chi Powang frowned slightly, and let out a soft snort!
"Huh? It's you!"
Gu Qingcheng, like a simple child, recognized that Lao Rendao was the anchor who played tricks to death, and did not pretend to hide it deeply, but said it directly.
Recently, while chasing Changyue Jinming and waiting for an update, I went to catch up on Xianxia dramas such as Chenxiang Rudust.Then, a certain Sa discovered that there are always a few golden supporting roles in the play, in this play they are the master, in that play they are the father, 罒ω罒
(End of this chapter)
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