Lord of the night.

Chapter 1486 The Happiest Day [Guaranteed Two-in-One]

Fang Yun drank more than a dozen glasses of wine in a row, and while constantly thinking and digesting the information, he slowly suppressed the shock in his heart.

While listening to Dongfang San San speak, Fang Yunzheng had only one feeling: starting from a certain stage, every time she opened her mouth, it made him feel like his soul was leaving his body!

Then it kept drifting and drifting, drifting and drifting.

Until the end.

Then he drank sixteen glasses of wine.

After deep reflection, I finally managed to return my soul to my body.

He put down his wine glass, rubbed his face vigorously with both hands, and then said in a dreamlike voice, "Ninth Brother, it's not that I don't believe you... it's just that I feel like I just had a dream... or, I heard you talking in your sleep..."

Dongfang Sansan shook her head and chuckled, "That's why I never dared to say it before."

"You've been like this from the very beginning..." Fang Yunzheng asked.

"How is that possible?"

Dongfang San San smiled wryly: "Even if your Ninth Brother were a god, he couldn't have predicted this accurately. It's just that Fang Che, that little guy, has extraordinary luck. He carved out a broad road out of a path that didn't exist before, step by step, with his own feet going up and down!"

“I didn’t originally have this idea, but then my child found a wife over there… Do you remember our conversation last time?”

Fang Yunzheng nodded.

Dongfang San San sighed, "Back then you said you had to find a way for your nephew... Ever since then I've thought about it day and night. Because... I can't let the child go through life and death only to die with a huge regret. How could I, as his uncle, have any face left?"

"He thought about it day and night, and as he lived up to expectations and steadily climbed the ranks over there, this path eventually came to mind."

Dongfang San San said, "I have to say, once we have this path, and think about it a bit more, it's actually a brilliant move! Absolutely brilliant!"

Fang Yunzheng couldn't help but feel a surge of emotion.

Dongfang San San spoke simply, but he could imagine how much effort Dongfang San San had put into Fang Che's matter.

Dongfang San San slowly said, "However, what I've said so far is just our imagination. Whether we can make it happen in the future depends on how well we take each step."

"As you said, any accident could cause irreparable regret. What we envision is the perfect outcome. But whether we can achieve that... depends on what we do."

Dongfang San San patted Fang Yunzheng on the shoulder: "I've given you the plan. I've also planned out the future. Whether we can make it together or not, let's do it together."

"Remember, it's just a hypothetical scenario! Just a hypothetical scenario! Just a hypothetical scenario!" Dongfang San San repeated this sentence three times.

He was genuinely afraid that if anything he said went wrong during the process and ultimately failed, what kind of madness would this guy in front of him go through!

Fang Yunzheng completely ignored the true meaning behind his repeated words, focusing only on the glint in his eyes: "If we follow this plan, although Ache will still feel sorry for his wives, at least... it will be much less."

"But don't rush things."

Dongfang Sansan said gently, "This is my greatest hope for you two. You two are the same... wishing you could finish everything in one day! wishing you could achieve the final goal tomorrow... that won't do! If any more problems arise in this area in the future... I will hold you responsible!"

"it is good!"

Fang Yunzheng miraculously appeared: "Boss, just you wait and see!"

Dongfang San San snorted and said disdainfully, "Just you wait? Wait for you to force your own son to his death? And what if Sun Wutian and Bai Jing die in front of you... Do you think he doesn't have enough psychological pressure already?"

Fang Yunzheng blushed: "..."

"Remember, even the most perfect ending is just something we're talking about right now, not reality! Absolutely not! Absolutely not! We must not be careless in the slightest!"

Dongfang San San said, "I can defend everything on my side! But I can't control you! Fang Yunzheng!!"

Fang Yunzheng solemnly said, "I know, Ninth Brother. Now that you mention it, I understand why you haven't used me. I am indeed a weak link in this chain... I will pay close attention to this in the future!"

"As long as you know!"

Dongfang San San snorted.

Fang Yun was a little embarrassed, the kind of embarrassment that comes from 'I came here to demand an explanation, only to find that I was the one who caused the trouble'.

Eager to salvage his image, he generously pulled out a jade box: "Ninth Brother, to express my gratitude and apology, I'd like to offer you some fruit."

Dongfang San San narrowed his eyes, opened the box and saw the neatly arranged Yin-Yang Roots of the Righteous Soul, radiating holy light. He smiled and said, "This must be the precious antidote that the Night Demon brought out."

"good."

Fang Yun said smugly, "You can't possibly share this with others, can you?"

Dongfang San San gave a wry smile, pondered for a long time, then took a piece and put it in her mouth. She felt it melt instantly in her mouth, and a spiritual energy rushed into her body, the subtle flavor directly entering her core essence...

"What a good thing...what a pity!"

Dongfang San San said with some regret and sadness, "Just as you said, Yu Tianqi, Rui Qianshan and the others desperately need such a good thing! But... I can only eat it myself! I can't share it with them... Taking this bite feels like I'm committing a heinous crime..."

"It's a pity, it's a pity..."

Dongfang San San understood perfectly well: the fact that news was being released on one side while Fang Che was using a precious medicine to cure the poison was not a secret among the higher-ups of the Weiwo Zhengjiao sect.

If the people here also eat it... the consequences would be unimaginable.

Why did you give it to the Guardian?
These old guardians, let alone eating it, could recognize it as a rare medicine over hundreds of thousands of years old just by smelling it! And when more people know... the news is bound to leak out!
While that might be for the good of our own people and could improve our foundation a little, from a broader perspective, it would be self-destructive!
Currently, the only four people the Guardians can eat are... Dongfang San San, Xue Fuxiao, Feng Yunqi, and Ye Meng.

Others cannot even show their skin.

But for Dongfang San San, this was nothing short of torture!

Fang Yunzheng also sighed.

I'm happy that Dongfang San San can finally have some food to eat on his own, but I also feel sad for him.

Fang Yun was feeling distressed, so he took out fifty jade boxes for Dongfang San San in one go and said generously, "Here, this is a filial gift from your child. Eat as much as you like!"

Dongfang San San almost fainted!

He clutched his chest, rolled his eyes, and then coughed repeatedly.

"This...so much? I can only...eat it all myself??"

Dongfang San San was truly heartbroken!

Most people would keep the good stuff for themselves, and with the best reason, wouldn't that be the happiest thing? But for Dongfang San San, it was the greatest punishment!

So much good food and I'm the only one who can eat it?!
What a waste!
This kind of suffering is perhaps unique to Dongfang San San in the entire world.

Dongfang San San's lips trembled as she pointed at a pile of jade boxes, turning her head away and saying, "Take...take it away...I can't stand this..."

"This is nothing! This is for you."

Fang Yunzheng said, "When Archer goes to the Guardian Headquarters to report for duty, he'll probably give you a whole bunch more."

Dongfang Sansan said with a pale face, "No, no, this is too much. I can't bear to see this, I really can't bear to see this! Sixth Brother, please spare Ninth Brother..."

Dongfang San San begged for mercy.

Fang Yunzheng knew, of course, that this old fellow was genuinely begging for mercy this time.

But the more he acted this way, the more he pushed forward, saying cheerfully, "It's just a small token of my appreciation! Nothing more!"

Looking at the pile of treasures, Dongfang San San sighed deeply, her heart filled with sorrow.

He believed Fang Yunzheng was telling the truth; Fang Che's visit to report on his duties must have a lot more waiting for him, but this was truly torture for him!
"Hey……"

Dongfang San San waved his hand and quickly put away all the jade boxes, wanting to avoid seeing them and getting annoyed.

Go back and eat it slowly, but you can't eat that much anyway. Find one of those rings that lasts forever... and keep it for a while longer.

It also depends on how much Fang Che gives him. If he gives too much... then it's the ultimate in blissful troubles.

Imagine the pain of having an elixir of immortality, but not being able to give it to your own father.
Fang Yunzheng chuckled. As the person who knew Dongfang San San best, Fang Yunzheng was well aware of how thorough and ruthless his revenge would be.

So he was satisfied, smiled, and said, "I heard you're short of money right now?"

Dongfang San San said with a wry smile, "When have I ever not needed money?"

Then it dawned on him: "Fang Che sent you to deliver money again? Resources?"

"I have to say, it's so much easier to talk to smart people."

Fang Yunzheng smiled and said, "It's not just about money and resources. Most of it is about finding ways to convert them into money and resources. You also need to find reasons to cover up how you got these things."

Dongfang San San breathed a sigh of relief: "This is nothing, a small matter, for our Guardian Continent..."

The words have not yet fallen.

Fang Yun took out a spatial ring, opened it with a whoosh, and poured its contents onto the ground, saying, "I can't give you the ring; I still need to return it to him... but I can have the treasure."

Dongfang San San felt a strong, fishy smell that belonged to the sea rush towards him, and then he saw a small mountain rising up in front of him, full of treasures from the seabed.

Pearls, spirit shells, corals, spirit crystals, sea jade, cold iron...

Within his own domain, spiritual energy suddenly exploded!

It spread in all directions.

Dongfang San San froze: "So much!? This is all what this kid collected when he went to Dragon God Island last time? This is too much! Won't Yan Nan notice anything if we hand it all over?"

Fang Yunzheng asked, "Can you digest all of this?"

Dongfang Sansan frowned: "It's not a big problem. Although the quantity is huge and the value is too high, releasing it all at once will put some pressure on the price. But if we divide it into four directions... it should be fine."

Fang Yunzheng nodded: "Then I'm relieved."

Then she took out another ring: "Clatter, clatter..."

Dongfang San San stared blankly.

Putting everything else aside, there are more than ten thousand of those sea pearls that are as big as a human head and have a rich spiritual energy!

How many wealthy people could possibly afford to consume all of this?
One of these could become a family heirloom for a small clan! And it has to be a martial arts clan!
And these spirit beads are actually among the lower-level ones here!

Fang Laoliu picked up a ring in each hand at the same time: "Clang... Clang..."

Spiritual energy rampages across the Three Realms of the East.

Dongfang San San was dumbfounded!

He grabbed Fang Yunzheng's hand and said, "Tell me honestly, how much is it in total?"

"Not much."

Fang Yunzheng opened all ten rings simultaneously again: "Boom..."

Shocked, Dongfang San San was buried. Fang Yun, having a good time, simply opened all eighty-plus rings and piled them all inside Dongfang San San's domain!
In an instant, the spiritual energy within the domain was so dense that even cultivators like Dongfang San San and Fang Yun Zheng felt it was too rich.

Moreover, a cloud of spiritual energy actually formed in the sky, billowing up like smoke, obscuring the entire sky.

There was a crash.

Dongfang San San emerged from the pile of treasures with a dark expression.

This top strategist on the entire continent had never been so humiliated in his entire life.

But I have never been so ecstatic in my entire life.

But I've never been so worried in my life before—before, I was worried about not having enough money, now I'm worried about having too much money!
Dongfang San San never dreamed that she would have such a dreamlike day in her life!
I can't believe I'm actually worrying about having too much money! This... this is something I never even dreamed of.

Is this still me, Dongfang San San?
Fang Laoliu laughed heartily: "Ninth Brother! How was it? Was it fun? Were you surprised or delighted?"

Dongfang San San shook his head, causing the two spirit shells on his head to fall off, and murmured as if in a dream, "Sixth Brother... this... this isn't an illusion, is it?"

Fang Yun said with ill intent, "How about I beat you up and you see if it hurts?"

Looking at the treasure in front of him, which could almost be called a small mountain range, Dongfang San San finally couldn't help but rub his face hard, and then pinched his thigh without caring about his image.

Fang Yun watched with satisfaction as his ninth brother's face subtly twisted, and he almost burst out laughing.

"Good, good!"

Dongfang Sansan's face flushed red as she looked at the treasure mountain before her, her eyes shining: "Great! Great! Great! Great!"

"Guardians of the continent, all roads and bridges, all farmland irrigation, all rivers and lakes, all martial arts academy resources, all aid for the poor, all compensation for the wounded and disabled, all orphans and the disabled..."

Tears welled up in his eyes and rolled down his cheeks: "...Now everything can be put into practice!"

Fang Yunzheng's mood suddenly became heavy.

The items that Dongfang San San just mentioned... each one requires an astronomical number!

Moreover, it requires sustained effort!
This made Fang Yunzheng feel like 'this is enough'.

"Don't worry, because even without these, we've always managed to get by, patching things up bit by bit. With these, we'll be even more financially secure."

Dongfang San San felt much more relaxed and cheerful.

Surprisingly, the strong smell of the sea made me feel refreshed.

He walked back to the table in high spirits, opened another jar of wine, and said happily, "Sixth Brother, this time you can't leave quickly. Ninth Brother is happy, so you have to have a good drink with him!"

Fang Yunzheng, who had been watching the spectacle with amusement, now felt heavy-hearted. He forced a smile and said, "Of course."

He then sighed, "Ninth Brother, you're too tired."

Dongfang San San laughed heartily, in high spirits, and cursed, "Nonsense! Who isn't tired living in this world? Tired? So you quit? You quit living? I'll make you drink!"

"Yes! I'll do it!"

Fang Laoliu willingly accepted the punishment of drinking a jar of liquor. He picked it up and gulped it down.

I cursed myself inwardly: How could you even sympathize with him! And he still manages to lecture you when he's in such a good mood! Unbelievable…

Of course, Fang Laoliu knew that the question, "Tired? So you quit? You want to die?" was clearly directed at him... because it seemed there was no one else on the mainland who would do that...

So he readily assumed the role.

While happily drinking, Dongfang San San looked at Baoshan with satisfaction, his eyes gleaming as he made his plans.

"Just for this batch of goods, I need to personally visit the Dragon God Temple to build relationships with allies."

Dongfang San San said, "As long as I go to the Dragon God Palace, this batch of goods will completely clear Fang Che of suspicion."

Fang Laoliu said, "Ninth Brother, what a brilliant plan!"

Fang Laoliu is now cautious because Dongfang San San is a little too happy, and usually, in situations like this, the most enjoyable way for a man to vent his emotions is... to really want to hit someone...

But it seems there's no one else here who can be attacked...

"After visiting Dragon God Island, we should..."

Dongfang San San planned in his mind: "Hmm, I'll start with the reason that the Serpent God is about to arrive and the threat of the sea serpents. That way, I'll have a reason to go there in person."

"Yan Nan has a lot of contact with them, so it's understandable that I'm worried he might be recruited by the Sovereign Sect and I'd like to go there myself..."

"In this way, it's flawless."

"But how can we maximize the value of this batch of goods..."

"What methods can be used to sell the product quickly and successfully without devaluation, and..."

In an instant, countless thoughts flooded Dongfang San San's mind...

Fang Yun was extremely frustrated: You told me to drink with you, but you just drank glass after glass by yourself without saying a word, and didn't even offer me a drink, just kept your head down...

This kind of somber drinking is really hard for me, okay?

However, he knew that Dongfang San San was most likely to be thinking about things when she was happiest, so he didn't dare to disturb her.

So he grabbed a few wine jars, opened them all, and watched as Dongfang San San drank a bowl, then he'd drink one himself. He'd quickly refill his own, and then he'd follow suit as they drank…

It barely counts as "the two of us having a drink".

Aside from feeling a bit depressed and lonely, nothing else really...

The realm was brimming with spiritual energy.

The treasures were simply left there, their spiritual energy freely dissipating and remaining entirely within this area. This was all intentional on Fang Yunzheng's part, to show off his son's achievements and also to give Dongfang San San a treat.

Because if the spatial ring were given to him directly, Dongfang San San would simply hand it over without leaving any spiritual energy behind.

Dongfang Sansan knew that Fang Yunzheng was doing this on purpose, but he did not stop him, allowing his brother's good intentions to continue to spread within the domain.

Let them spread in the field for a few days.

It would be too unreasonable of me to forcibly put it away now.

It took Dongfang San San a full hour and a half to sort everything out.

Then he opened his eyes, looked at Fang Yunzheng, picked up his wine bowl, clinked glasses with it, and exclaimed, "Today's wine was truly enjoyable!"

Fang Yun rolled his eyes dramatically, not wanting to say a word to him.

Feeling good? You call this feeling good?
I didn't say a word the whole time; I was basically being tortured!
I spent the whole night chatting with a deaf-mute man, and he said he felt great! So, where was my greatness?
"I'll make it even easier for you!"

Fang Yunzheng then took out three more spatial rings: "Inside are spiritual plants, fruits, and herbs from the seabed... If you put them with those, they'll get damaged, and you can't take them out anyway. Just keep them for yourself."

Sure enough, Dongfang San San's eyes lit up. She took the three rings, looked at them, and said with great enthusiasm, "This is definitely more enjoyable!"

"I'm even more frustrated now!"

Fang Yunzheng was utterly speechless.

After a few more drinks, Dongfang San San asked, "Is there any more?"

"That's all!" Fang Yun was furious. "You think this isn't enough?"

Dongfang San San laughed and said, "That's enough, that's enough. What I mean is... shouldn't you leave now?"

This statement ignited Fang Yunzheng's fury.

He leaped ten zhang high into the air: "Ninth Brother! You tell me yourself!"

His fingers trembled with grief and indignation as he pointed at the Treasure Mountain Range, his eyes blazing with fury: "You've been cursing me for ages, making me mute all night, and now that you're done, you're kicking me out?!"

"Tell me yourself! Is this how you do human things?!"

Fang Laoliu exploded, jumping around wildly.

This time I'm really furious.

Seeing this, Dongfang San San excitedly clenched his fist: I finally got my chance!
"How dare you yell at me?!"

Who are you yelling at?!

Boom boom boom boom...

Fang Laoliu was brutally beaten, and was about to be thrown out of the domain: "Get out! I'll beat you every time I see you again!"

"Wait!" Fang Yun shouted, still being lifted into the air, "You haven't addressed the future of the Only True Sect that Yan Nan asked Feng Yun and Fang Che to consider..."

Dongfang San San's face twisted in disgust: "Then what was I talking about with you all night?!"

call out!
Fang Laoliu was thrown out.

Dongfang Sansan smiled with satisfaction.

Looking at the space filled with treasures, he actually calmly drank a few glasses of wine: "This is wonderful...this is wonderful..."

Suddenly his expression changed: "Oh no!"

I completely forgot to ask him to leave those spatial rings behind!

While blaming himself for not being careful enough, he reminded himself to think more comprehensively in the future and not to overlook anything. He took out a box of Zheng Hun Yin Yang Gen (a type of medicinal herb), sighed, felt heartache, and ate it...

"Ah...it really is...quite delicious."

……

Fang Yunzheng left the domain, his body turning into the void, filled with resentment.

"He ate my food, took my things, and then hit me... He made me drink with him, but he just sat there silently drinking by himself..."

The more Fang Laoliu thought about it, the more he felt he had lost out.

Even after his son gave away so much of his own righteous soul and yin-yang root, he only glanced at this guy's uncomfortable appearance.

Sighing, she couldn't help but slap herself: "You're so shameless! You knew Archer was going to report for duty, yet you still gave him a gift... and you even had to share your share with him..."

"You can't hide a steamed bun in a doghouse, that's exactly what I mean by Fang Yunzheng!"

He walked away sighing and wallowing in self-pity...

This time, unless something major happens, I won't come out of the secret realm, lest I ruin my son's plans...

(End of this chapter)