Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 1 Journey to the West and Become the Godfather of the Tang Dynasty

"Three years and three years, the Tang Dynasty has developed heavy industry, and the Water and Land Conference finally remembered to hold it?"

In the presiding Buddhist temple of Jinshan Temple.

While watching the report sent by his younger brother, Tang Sanzan gracefully took a sip of Lafite from the Zhenguan period.

There was even a medium-rare steak that had only tasted one bite on the table.

"Sigh~"

"Tsk~"

"The taste is still a bit lacklustre. Westerners just can't get used to it. It's far worse than the roast leg of lamb that I ate yesterday!"

Tang Sanzun wiped his shiny bald head, and was very dissatisfied with today's meal.

In fact, he is a time traveler.

As soon as he was born, he traveled to the world of Journey to the West of the Tang Dynasty, and took away the golden cicada who was about to become a good man of the tenth generation.

Being familiar with classical literature and the Four Great Classics, he naturally knew that from the moment he was born, he was destined to be involved in the calamity of Journey to the West and become a pawn in the great rise of Heaven in the West.

Since the Great Tribulation of the Conferred Gods, the human race has been weak, and now it has completely become the leeks used by the gods and Buddhas to harvest the incense of faith.

And this Land and Water Conference is the official start of the Quantity Tribulation!

The purpose is to allow Master Sanzang to embark on the road of learning Buddhist scriptures, to promote Buddhism along the way, and to make the incense of the world completely become the purse of Western religion!
It's a pity that the sage probably doesn't know at the moment that Tang Seng has deviated from their preset development track.

“Why did Evernight City’s revenue drop by [-]% this month?”

Tang Sanzan looked at the financial statement in his hand and frowned.

Datang Everbright City is the largest entertainment place founded by Tang Sanzan in Chang'an City.

Among them, listening to music in Goulan, drinking and having fun, and gambling in brothels are all there is.

In the territory of the Tang Dynasty, it even has the reputation of "it is useless to be an emperor until you enjoy the city that never sleeps".

It can be said that a city that never sleeps even occupies 80.00% of the economy of the entire Tang Kingdom!
Seeing Tang San's displeased expression, the younger brother fell to his knees with a plop: "Third Master, my brother said that His Majesty held a land and water conference recently, and monks from all over the country came to Chang'an City. These monks only spent money without paying. Its name is alms..."

"Brothers dare not delay His Majesty's important affairs, so the income has been reduced a lot."

monk?

Come to the city that never sleeps for alms?

Tang Sanzan was stunned for a few seconds before he realized it, and said angrily: "It's his grandma, the monk has no money and dares to come to my Night City to spend?"

"Write down the names first, then chop them up and feed them to the dogs after the Land and Water Conference!"

Although I am not a serious monk.

But it doesn't mean that those monks from other places can just "beg for alms" on his territory!
"Although the profit has dropped this month, the share that should be given to His Majesty must not be missed, and it will be deducted from your salary this month!"

"Do you have an opinion?"

Tang Sanzan took a deep puff of the cigar that the feudal kingdom paid tribute to, and exhaled a few smoke rings, blowing them on the faces of his younger brothers.

Although it sounds like a discussion.

But the tone is full of no doubt.

If the little brother dared to say "no", the golden desert eagle on the table would appear in front of his head in a second.

The little brother said with a bitter face: "No...no opinion, just listen to the third master!"

"Is there anything else? It's okay. Don't affect my practice of Buddhism."

Tang Sanzan casually picked up an "Outline of Double Cultivation" from the table, and began to study it seriously.

Little brother:? ? ?
Can this also be called Buddhism?

Since he met Third Master, apart from the fact that his bald head seems to have something to do with the monk, he has done nothing else related to the monk!

Eating meat, drinking wine, visiting brothels, everything is fine!

Now he has become the uncompromising godfather in the Tang Dynasty!
There is even a saying among the people.

In the Tang Dynasty, if you offended the Emperor, there might be someone who could help you intercede for a way out.

But what if he offended Master Tang San?
You should still consider whether the population of your family's nine clans is large enough for the third master to play a shuttle.

Thinking of this, the younger brother trembled and said, "Third Master, there is another big thing. We have caught Liu Hong!"

"Oh? Bring it up!"

Tang Sanbu put down the book in his hand, and immediately became interested.

This Liu Hong was originally a boatman. He harmed Tang Seng's biological father and occupied his mother.

It's just that Tang Seng's mother was pregnant at that time, and in order to leave his flesh and blood to Chen Guangrui, he had no choice but to endure the humiliation and live on.

After finally giving birth to Tang Seng, he was afraid that Liu Hong would harm him, so he could only throw Tang Seng into the wooden basin.

In order to recognize each other when they meet in the future, Tang Seng's mother bit off one of his little fingers.

This is also the "Journey to the West" 81 disasters, such as "several killings after birth" and "throwing into the river at full moon".

It can be said that all the pain Tang San had suffered so far in his life was caused by Liu Hong.

So after he became the godfather of the Tang Dynasty, the first thing he did was to send people to find the whereabouts of Liu Hong and Li Biao.

According to the original work of Journey to the West, after Liu Hong harmed Chen Guangrui, Tang Seng's father, he went to Jiangzhou to take up a post under his false name.

But when he sent people to Jiangzhou to search, Liu Hong had already run away!

In the end, only Li Biao, one of the murderers, was found.

Unexpectedly, three years later, Liu Hong's whereabouts were finally found.

Tang Sanzan looked at Liu Hong, who was full of flesh, with a hint of ferocity in his eyes.

Speaking of which, Li Biao can only be said to be an accessory, while Liu Hong is the principal culprit.

"Third Master, how should I deal with it?"

Tang Sanzan patted Liu Hong's face lightly with his hand a few times: "Three years, do you know how I have spent these three years?"

"Back then you asked me to throw the river under the full moon, and today I will let you try..."

“Made him into a human pig, put him in a basin and threw him into the river.”

After dealing with Liu Hong, Tang Sanzian felt completely comfortable.

Just as I was about to continue reading and studying, a lovely loli voice suddenly sounded in my mind.

[Ding, it is detected that the host is in the stage of Journey to the West, and the system has been upgraded. 】

[Godfather System 2.0 Bandit West Expedition has been launched]

"The system has been upgraded?"

Tang Sanzan's expression became excited.

He can become a veritable godfather in the Tang Dynasty in the world of Journey to the West because of the support of the system.

Today, Datang's economic and military level has been improved unprecedentedly.

Datang Heavy Industry has become a pillar industry of the entire Datang.

It can be said that there is no big problem for every soldier of the Tang Dynasty to have an AK.

But Tang San was still worried.

Because this is not the Tang Dynasty in history!

This is Journey to the West!
There are gods and Buddhas!

Weapons alone can sweep across the world, but if we fight against gods and Buddhas, it's almost useless.

"System, what is the effect of the upgrade? Will it give you immortality?"

[The Godfather 2.0 system is committed to turning the host into the Godfather of the Three Realms]

[I hope that the host is not limited to becoming the godfather of the Tang Dynasty, and carry out the western expedition plan! 】

[As long as you change the established script of Journey to the West, you can get massive cultivation bases, and at the same time, you can get rare props rewards by checking in at each node of Journey to the West's 81 difficulties! 】

[It is detected that the host is in Datang, the place where the Journey to the West gangsters started, do you check in? 】

Listening to the system's introduction, Tang Sanzan's eyes lit up involuntarily.

"Check in!"

[Ding, the punch card is successful, congratulations to the host for obtaining the brocade cassock and Kowloon tin rod]

[Congratulations to the host for getting the "over-the-shoulder dragon" tattoo. During the activation of the tattoo, the host will be invincible for 60 seconds]

[Congratulations to the host for getting a tattoo activation experience card. To use the experience card, you need to shout: Dawei Tianlong to activate it! 】

Before Tang Sanzan could react.

He noticed a domineering dragon snaking from behind to his chest above his shoulders.

"I've heard of this brocade cassock and the Nine Dragons and Tin Staff, but have you never heard of Monk Tang and the Dragon on the Shoulder?"

"According to the original work, aren't these cassocks and tin staffs sent by Guanyin?"

During the activation of the shoulder dragon, can it be invincible for 60 seconds?
Could it be that this made me embark on the road of learning scriptures in advance?
Then if I walk in front of the Buddha and activate the shoulder dragon, can I make Laizi abdicate directly?
"Third Master, Your Majesty invites you to go to the Water and Land Conference to declare Buddhism!"

Just as Tang San was thinking about it, a voice suddenly came from outside the door.

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(End of this chapter)