Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 2 Water and Land Conference: Let me say a few words
The land and water conference is about to start?
Tang Sanzan was stunned for a few seconds, and asked: "Didn't it say that it will be officially opened in three days, why is it brought forward?"

"Returning to the third master is a temporary decision made by His Majesty. It is said that someone guided me in a dream this morning, and today is an auspicious day."

"Okay, I get it."

Tang Sanzan replied perfunctorily.

Although he has a bald head, he is also known as the abbot of Jinshan Temple.

But it really has nothing to do with monks.

Who knows what kind of medicine Elder Faming put on him after he was tonsured, but he didn't grow a single hair in the past ten years!
For this reason, he found many famous doctors in the Tang Dynasty, hoping to find a prescription for hair growth.

But the hair just won't grow.

In the end, he had no choice but to accept his fate.

"It seems that Avalokitesvara was waiting in a hurry, and directly entrusted Tang Huang with a dream."

Tang Sanzan understood after a little thought.

This is also a common trick used by Buddhism.

A few days ago, they secretly played tricks and made Li Shimin travel to the underworld, which forced this water and land meeting.

It was also at this meeting that Avalokitesvara, disguised as a monk with scabies, gave the Nine Dragons staff and cassock to Tang Taizong, and at the same time told the beauty of Mahayana Buddhism.

Only in this way was the plan to go west officially launched.

"But now I am a gangster godfather, if the Buddhist gang find out, will my ashes be thrown away?"

Tang Sanzan only wanted to scold his mother at this moment!
It seems that we can only arrange snipers to occupy various high positions in advance.

Although the range and power of the AWM produced by Datang Heavy Industries is insufficient, it should be able to cause some damage at close range.

It's just not possible to cause confusion.

At that time, it should not be a problem to activate the shoulder dragon tattoo and fight with the Bodhisattva.

Tang Sanzong made some calculations in his mind.

Immediately ordered his subordinates to prepare for the Water and Land Conference in advance.

At worst, if you finish this job yourself, you can secretly disrupt Journey to the West to get rewards, and wait until the saint comes out again!
"However, you have to communicate with Emperor Tang in advance. After all, if you call me Yudi, you will lose face!"

Because Tang San was buried in the development of Tang Dynasty's heavy industry, the Emperor of Tang had already worshiped him and became a veritable imperial younger brother.

……

Soon, Tang San was buried and walked to the place where the Water and Land Conference was held.

A person at the top was wearing a golden dragon robe, overlooking the entire Water and Land Conference venue. Even compared with Tang San's burial in a brocade cassock, it was not inferior.

The identity of this person is also coming out.

Emperor Tang!

Tang Sanbian walked up to Emperor Tang, nodded slightly, and sat down beside him.

Seeing Li Shimin's ugly face, Tang Sanzan said, "Why does Emperor Tang look so bad?"

Li Shimin sighed: "I'll tell you the truth, since I came back from the underworld that day, I have been feeling exhausted these days. This morning, I even dreamed that someone asked me to convene this land and water conference immediately..."

"I don't know how I offended these gods and Buddhas."

Li Shimin spoke weakly, and it seemed that he had been in and out of many gods and Buddhas, which caused his Yang Qi to be weak.

Tang Sanzan sneered again and again.

Even if Li Shimingui is the Emperor of Tang, he is just a tool for the Buddhist sect to harvest incense.

If it was placed before conferring the gods, in the period when humans and gods were equal, even if Empress Nuwa wanted to plot against King Zhou, she would have to wait for the Shang Dynasty to perish.

But now, Li Shimin was casually dragged to the underworld for shopping.

Who among the gods and Buddhas in the sky can take the emperor of the world into his eyes?

This shows how low the status of the human race is today!

Tang Sanzian shook his head: "Your Majesty, in my opinion, there is really no need to convene this land and water conference. The Buddhist teachings taught by our Tang Dynasty are all Hinayana teachings, and they are not enough to cancel the great aspirations made by Your Majesty in the underworld."

According to the original book, Li Shimin promised King Yama in the underworld to perform a ritual ceremony in the human world and help the underworld settle the accounts.

But with the current level of Buddhism in the Tang Dynasty, there is no way to do it. The purpose is to force Li Shimin to send people to the West to learn scriptures.

You Buddhists want to be good people?
I just want to cut my ass off!

"What's the best plan for my younger brother?"

"There is a Tripitaka of Mahayana Buddhism in the Tathagata of the West. It can transcend the dead and ascend to heaven, it can save people in trouble and escape suffering, it can cultivate the body of infinite life, and it can do things that have no coming and no going."

"There is such a wonderful Buddha Dharma in this world?"

Tang Sanzan smiled slightly, and glanced at the monks who had already prepared under the stage.

Finally, it stopped on a scabies monk outside the venue. He was holding a package in his left hand and a Zen staff in his right hand.

Tang Sanzong, who was familiar with Journey to the West, could tell at a glance that he was out of tune with the people around him.

Without him.

His bald head was really eye-catching, and it was full of bumps. It was difficult to blend in with the crowd without attracting attention.

As expected, this person has changed from Guanyin.

Tang Sanzhe retracted his gaze without any trace, and said to Li Shimin: "I have a way in Lingshan, the risk is a bit high, but the profit is considerable."

"Yudi means..."

"Now Lingshan has sent people to our Eastern Land, the Tang Dynasty, to find a connector to go to the Western Heaven to learn scriptures!"

"The password for a joint is four words: Goods for sale!"

"In order to cause unnecessary trouble, I will accept this vote. When it is done, I will vote for you and you will vote for me. You don't need to be too grateful to me. My purpose in life is to eat together when we have food and to recite sutras together."

Anyway, I am not a serious monk. If I really go to the Western Heaven, I still have two questions as to whether I can get this scripture back.

It's better to complete the system tasks on the way to get rewards, and meet Laizi after arriving at Lingshan.

By then, let alone the scriptures, Lingshan Mountain will be mine!

"Brother Yu, are you joking?"

Looking at Tang Sanzan with a hideous face, Li Shimin swallowed hard, his eyes full of disbelief.

"Do you think I look like I'm joking?" Tang Sanzan's tone suddenly increased.

"At what level can I joke with you?"

"I am the abbot of Jinshan Temple and now the godfather of the Tang Dynasty. I do all this for the Tang Dynasty!"

"Brother Yu is really..." Li Shimin was stunned for a few seconds before he could hold back a slightly better evaluation: "It's really... a good holy monk of my Tang Dynasty!"

"Hey, I'm not so virtuous anymore. I just feel that the scriptures of the Tang Dynasty don't seem to mean much. I heard that the people in the West are civilized, and I want to see Western beauties... Bah! Western scriptures are nothing more than that."

Li Shimin felt dissatisfied in his heart, and nodded slightly on the surface.

Although I don't understand Yudi's thoughts.

But he has seen the development of Datang in these years, and he just listened to Yudi's right.

Besides, do you have a choice?

……

Soon, the water and land conference officially opened.

After Tang Emperor Li Shimin made a brief speech, Tang San, the godfather of the Tang Dynasty, made a grand entrance wearing a brocade cassock and holding a Nine Dragons tin staff.

Just by looking at his appearance, he looks a bit like an eminent monk.

Looking at the monks in place under the stage.

Tang Sanzian forced himself to speak: "Since everyone wants me to say a few words about Buddhism, I will reluctantly come up and say a few words.

Your Majesty has just said a few words, so I won’t take up too much of your precious time, so I will just make a few brief remarks.

You all know the specific things, and I believe you all understand the meaning, so I won’t go into details.

Of course, now that I have come to the stage, I will say something whether I should say something or not. Don't be surprised, everyone, this water and land conference is all about promoting Buddhism.

As for things like Buddhism, I believe everyone here is very clear..."

The monks in the audience, listening to Tang San's words, felt as if they had said them but not said them at the same time.

And the scabbed monk dressed as Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is even more confused. Although what Tang Sanzang said sounds as vague as Buddhism, your version is really too perfunctory...

At least doing some classical Chinese sounds interesting.

If it weren't for the fact that you are the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, it would be a bit weird to have this great mission of learning Buddhist scriptures in your hands.

Tang San talked angrily for an hour in the funeral hall. His mouth was dry and he took out a water cup to drink water.

Guanyin couldn't bear it anymore and stood up.

"Selling cassocks!"

"Selling cassocks!"

(End of this chapter)