Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 3 Customs clearance document: Either let him pass, or let me bring someone over
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Tang San was stunned and looked at the scabies monk dressed as Guanyin Bodhisattva.

I saw the scabies monk holding a package in his left hand and holding a Zen staff in his right hand, slowly walking towards the center of the Water and Land Conference.

Li Shimin, who was on the high platform, became energetic when he heard this familiar connection code.

Hastily shouted: "Monk, what is the price of your cassock?"

The scabies monk walked out from the crowd: "Those who are destined for my cassock will not get a cent, and those who are not destined will get 5000 taels of cassock and 2000 taels of tin staff!"

"What's so special about your cassock?"

"Wear my cassock, you will not fall into perdition, you will not fall into hell, you will not suffer from viciousness, and you will not encounter the den of tigers and wolves!"

"There is such a treasure in this world?"

Li Shimin pretended to be emotional.

As for this bragging, he didn't listen to a word of it.

"In that case, how about taking out this cassock for everyone to see?"

After hearing this, Guanyin walked over with her cassock and Zen staff. After unwrapping the package, she took out a dazzling brocade cassock.

"Yudi, you are a monk, what do you think of this cassock and Zen staff?"

Tang Sanzun nodded, walked up to Monk Scabies, casually glanced at the cassock in his hand.

Tang Sanzian suddenly said: "Do you keep your cassock true?"

Bold!

He actually questioned the Buddhist treasure!

Guanyin frowned, and said in a solemn tone, "My cassock is my Buddha Tathagata..."

But when her eyes fell on Tang Sanzan, the words came to an abrupt end!

Brocade cassock!

Kowloon Zen Staff!

Exactly the same as the one in my hand!
Guanyin couldn't even believe her eyes!
As the general person in charge of this journey to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures, who the hell came in advance to give the cassock to Tang Seng?
Are you making me feel like a clown?

Guanyin couldn't help showing his original body: "Where did you get this cassock?"

Tang Sanzan opened his mouth and came: "I picked it up by the side of the road."

Call ~
The jade bottle in Guanyin's hand was pinched with five finger prints, and his face turned black at this moment.

Unexpectedly, backstabbing in the workplace also occurred in Buddhism. After returning home, we must conduct a strict investigation to find out who is wearing small shoes behind my back.

Guanyin suppressed the anger in her heart, still grinning on the surface.

At this moment, all the people participating in the water and land meeting, regardless of whether they believed in Buddhism or not, all knelt down to Guanyin: See Guanyin Bodhisattva!
Avalokitesvara has Buddha's light on her back, and her feet are on the lotus platform.

Seeing Tang Sanzan's jeweled and rebellious appearance.

His voice was cold and he said, "Sanzang, why don't you worship Guanyin when you see me?"

Tang Sanzian smiled lightly: "If you don't worship, you won't worship!"

"you!"

Hearing Tang Sanzan's words, Guanyin, who was originally full of anger, didn't know how to speak for a while.

Why is Tang San's burial different from what was preset in his script?

"That's all. Since you already have the brocade cassock and the Nine-Dragon Tin Staff, let's put this matter aside for now."

"Give it up?" Tang Sanzan stepped forward slowly, and said in a serious tone: "Give it up if you say so? I don't need this cassock and tin staff, but you have to give it!"

"Hiding my Jin Chanzi's things privately, could it be that you want to compete with Jin Chanzi?"

"Fight with Jin Chanzi, do you have the strength?"

Guanyin almost lost her footing on the lotus platform and was so shocked!

How could this golden cicada have awakened his memory?
Could it be that the underworld is so perfunctory in doing things now?Brainwashing is not clean?

Or is Meng Po's soup mixed with too much water?

You must know that the golden cicada can be the head of the five worms in the wild, but the body is the six-winged silkworm.

At the beginning, it was all relying on deception to enter Buddhism, and it was precisely because of Jin Chanzi's disagreement with Buddha's ideas that he was demoted to the lower realms, so it is normal for him not to like Buddhism in his heart.

"What? Don't give me Jin Chan this face?"

"Ah?" Seeing the fierce-looking Tang Sanzong, Guanyin was startled and said subconsciously: "Here, I'll give you this cassock and tin staff!"

Although Guanyin is confident that her strength is higher than that of Jin Chanzi at this moment, she feels a palpitation in her heart when she thinks of Jin Chanzi's original form.

After taking out his cassock and tin staff and sorting out his chaotic mood, Guanyin returned to his usual solemnity, and his voice resounded throughout the Land and Water Assembly.

"Just now I heard what Master Sanzang said is the Hinayana Buddhism, which can only be simple and light. I have the Mahayana Tripitaka, and I am in Daleiyin Temple, Lingshan, Western Heaven. I want to find someone who can learn from it."

As soon as these words came out, all the monks participating in the Water and Land Conference looked at each other, their eyes became hot, and they all felt that this was an opportunity.

However, before Avalokitesvara could continue to speak, Tang Sanzan stood up and said lightly: "I don't know that I, Tang Sanzan, should be the person who learns scriptures. Who agrees? Who opposes?"

As soon as these words came out, the enthusiasm that had just been aroused by the monks present was completely extinguished as if a basin of cold water had been poured on them.

In the entire Tang Dynasty, who would dare to fight against Sanye Tang?

Even His Majesty has to give three points of face.

The scene became eerily quiet for a moment.

Guanyin also felt a little embarrassed, glanced at Tang Sanzan, and continued to speak according to the script: "The road to the west is difficult, and there are many wolves, insects, tigers and leopards. I have to test you..."

Tang Sanzan rolled his eyes: "It's unnecessary, who else can go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures except me, Jin Chanzi?"

Guanyin's face froze, she approached Tang Sanzang and whispered: "Sanzang, if you say this, it will be difficult for me to handle?"

"Difficult? Difficult to do, then don't do it! How can I, Jin Chanzi, be in charge at the Ertangkou in Lingshan, and the Buddhist sect is playing around with me. Is it not difficult for me?"

As a representative of Buddhism walking in the world, Guanyin has never been so embarrassed.

But this golden cicada is the man appointed to learn from the scriptures!

"That's all, no test, but you will have countless catastrophes on your journey to the west, so you have to be prepared."

Tang Sanzan clenched his fist: "I, Jin Chanzi, never know what catastrophe is!"

Guanyin was stunned for a moment, and after reconfirming that although Tang Sanzan did not know why he had the memory of Jin Chanzi, but his strength was still a mortal, he secretly heaved a sigh of relief.

"Since you are ready, I will be waiting for you at the Great Leiyin Temple in Xitian, so good!"

After Guanyin finished speaking, she immediately ascended to heaven and disappeared into the clouds.

She doesn't want to stay in this place at all, now she just wants to go back to Lingshan to find out who is stumbling behind her!
After sending Guanyin away, Tang Sanzan immediately called two younger brothers to come up, took the cassock and Zen staff and walked to Li Shimin.

To be honest, this thing is useless, and its function depends entirely on Buddhist bragging.

With 81 calamities of destiny, even if you are wearing Iron Man's armor, you still have to do what you want.

The fabric feels good to the touch.

"Your Majesty, since Avalokitesvara just said that this cassock is awesome, why don't you take it back to make a quilt, presumably it has the effect of attracting good luck and avoiding evil."

Li Shimin's eyes lit up.

"Your brother is still thoughtful!"

Then he asked in a low voice: "My dear brother, the road to the west is very wide. Even Guanyin wants to give you face?"

Tang Sanzan waved his hand: "It's not worth mentioning, it's not worth mentioning!"

"I'm going west this time, on the one hand, I'm going to visit Lingshan Mountain, on the other hand, I also want to expand my Tang Dynasty's national prestige. It's not too late. Your Majesty will ask for a customs clearance document for me."

"As for the content, it doesn't need to be too complicated. Just write that you can either let him go or let me bring someone over."

"I will set off on time in three days. I hope all civil and military officials will come out to see me off!"

"You don't mind?"

Li Shimin:  …

(End of this chapter)