Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 4 People who are not of my race must have a different heart, so let's shoot and kill!

Three days passed in a blink of an eye.

Early in the morning, at the gate of Chang'an City, in addition to Emperor Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty and hundreds of civil and military officials, all the prominent figures from all three religions and professions in Chang'an City were present.

A luxury carriage slowly drove out of the Evernight City.

Immediately behind the carriage were a dozen masked guards dressed in black and holding AKs.

At the same time, a loud voice sounded.

"The third master is here!"

In an instant.

All the people at the gate of the city were silent, with expressions of respect in their eyes.

Because this carriage is the exclusive car of Tang Sanye, the godfather of the Tang Dynasty!

Wait until the carriage stops firmly at the gate of the city.

Tang San got out of the car and glanced at everyone standing at the city gate, nodding with satisfaction.

"You can come to send off the third master, the third master is very happy!"

"But the third master doesn't like the expressions on your faces!"

Tang Sanzian's expression changed and he said sternly: "Although Third Master, I'm leaving, the rules I set are the rules. If someone dares to break the rules while I'm away, don't blame Third Master and blame everyone present!"

As soon as the words fell, everyone present felt a chill down their backs.

The name of a man, the shadow of a tree!
The name of Tang Sanzan is much better than Li Shimin's name in Datang.

Even Tang Emperor Li Shimin didn't dare to speak for a long time.

"Your Majesty, has the clearance document been written?"

After Tang Sanzan frightened the people who came to see him off, he turned his attention to Li Shimin.

"Everything is already prepared according to Yudi's words!"

Li Shimin immediately asked his subordinates to bring up the customs clearance document and hand it to Tang Sanzan.

"How long will it take for my brother to come back?"

"It can be as short as a few months, and as long as three to five years."

Tang Sanzan thought for a while, Tang Seng seemed to say so in the original book.

Now that the road to the west has changed, who knows how long it will take?
Anyway, I'm not the nagging Tang Monk in the original book, so begging for others is worse than begging for myself, as long as my strength can be tough, I will go to Lingshan to grab scriptures anytime!
Laizi has been a Buddha in Lingshan for so long, so it's time for me to do it.

As for who Laizi is?

That must be the Tathagata Buddha who carries the weight of the West!

Li Shimin looked at the carriage behind Tang San's funeral, which was much more luxurious than his own, and the well-equipped AK guards, and he suppressed the idea of ​​sending a purple gold bowl.

But Yudi is going to the West, and if he doesn’t give me something, he always feels like something is missing.

Li Shimin looked around for a while, finally set his sights on his feet, and immediately had an idea.

"Your Majesty is about to leave for the west, and I have nothing to give you..." Li Shimin picked up a handful of soil from the ground and put it into the wine glass, with a look of reluctance on his face: "I would rather love my hometown with a handful of soil than a foreign country with thousands of taels of soil." gold!"

Tang Sanzan took the wine glass and swallowed it down in one gulp.

Then he turned and got on the carriage.

"Your Majesty, brothers, the mountains and rivers will meet again, and there will be a time later!"

Li Shimin shouted immediately: "Respectfully send off Yudi!"
"Congratulations to the third master!"

The civil and military officials behind Li Shimin and the three religions and nine schools in Chang'an City are so excited that they are about to cry at this moment.

The thugs of the Tang gang in the city that never sleeps pulled out the Tang version of AKs and fired a volley into the sky, with bullet casings scattered all over the ground.

"Congratulations to the third master!"

……

After leaving Chang'an City, Tang Sanbu lay in the carriage, enjoying a comfortable journey.

At the same time, I look forward to the youkai that I will encounter.

"Scar, have you brought all the spices? Guanyin said that there are many wolves, worms, tigers and leopards on this road, and you can't eat these good things in Chang'an City."

I heard Tang Sanzan ask a question.

Scarface, who was driving the carriage, immediately replied respectfully: "Master, I have prepared all the spices according to your instructions, and I went to the most famous restaurant in Chang'an to prepare a box of Thirteen Fragrances."

"Ah That's good!"

Tang Sanzan was satisfied.

Learning lessons along the way is not a big deal.

Eat well and drink well is the right way!

After all, monsters are very rare in the Tang Dynasty!
It can be said that throughout the original Journey to the West, the closer you get to Xitianling Mountain, the more monsters you encounter and the more powerful they become. It stands to reason that the west is the place that needs Buddhist purification the most.

But the Buddhist sect wanted to spread the scriptures to the Tang Dynasty and engage in a wave of cultural invasion. The reason is nothing more than seeing the prosperity of the Tang Dynasty and wanting to harvest a wave of incense and leeks.

While Tang San was scorning Buddhism, he was carefully planning the plot he was about to encounter.

According to the original work, the first difficulty when Jin Chan was demoted, being killed several times after birth, and being thrown into the river after the full moon were the second and third difficulties. Liu Hong had already dealt with the difficulty of finding relatives and avenging grievances.

The next difficulty should be the fifth difficulty...

"Yin Demon King... I haven't tasted the taste of tiger essence yet, but I don't know if it can be a great tonic after eating it?"

Thinking of this, Tang San's mouth drooled involuntarily.

"Quicken your pace!"

"Yes, third master!"

Time flies by.

On this day, Tang Sanbu was lying in a luxurious carriage with the roof open, enjoying the open sunbathing.

A guard came over on horseback: "Third Master, we're at Famen Temple ahead, do you want to add some incense?"

Through the curtains of the carriage, I saw a temple with red walls and blue tiles not far away.

But Tang Sanzong just glanced at the accompanying guards and said with an unhappy expression: "Incense? When has my Third Master ever done such a thing as offering incense? How can the great Buddha send you such a small amount of incense?"

"Speed ​​up the tutorial, you must arrive at Shuangfork Ridge before this evening!"

Tang Sanzun touched his bald head, and there was even a hint of expectation on his somewhat fierce face.

This can't help but make the guards who just wanted to make their presence felt in front of Tang San's funeral a little confused.

What exactly is the third master expecting?
According to the original introduction of Journey to the West, Famen Temple is actually a very important foreshadowing. Tang Monk made great wishes at Famen Temple: to burn incense in every temple, to worship Buddha when he encounters him, and to sweep pagodas when he encounters them.

This also led to the difficulty that Tang Monk later captured when he swept the tower monster in the Jisai Kingdom.

[Ding, it is detected that the host has not come to Famen Temple to make a wish, change the script of Journey to the West, and reward the host with a large amount of cultivation! 】

[The host's cultivation base has been raised to the realm of immortality! 】

A majestic force suddenly poured into Tang San Zang's body. Feeling the tyranny of this force, Tang San Zang grinned.

He traveled to the Tang Dynasty for 18 years, and his cultivation level has been stuck in the realm of mortals. He didn't expect that he had just reached the border of the Tang Dynasty, and he was already a celestial being.

It all depends on the solid foundation of the previous 18 years.

The sky was getting dark, and Tang San's luxurious carriage was driven by four white horses and was extremely fast along the way.

Soon came to a mountainous place.

At this moment, a strong wind rolled between heaven and earth!
An extremely arrogant voice sounded from the mountains and forests: "Young men, come and eat meat! If you eat Tang Monk's meat, you can live forever!"

While speaking, a crowd of little demons had surrounded Tang Sanzan's convoy.

In the C position of the little demon are the tiger, the black bear and the bull spirit standing upright.

It is Yin Mo Wang, Xiong Tiger and Special Officer.

Although the accompanying guards had never seen a monster, they sensed that the situation was wrong, and immediately pulled out their AKs, aiming at the little monsters forming a group.

With a hot weapon produced by Datang Heavy Industry, coupled with the blessing of his identity as a man appointed to learn Buddhist scriptures.

Tang Sanzan walked out of the carriage unhurriedly.

"What a monk with white skin and tender flesh... Uh, this is a monk, right?"

Yin Demon King and Special Clerk Xiong Shanjun looked at each other, their big eyes full of doubts.

According to the script, we just need to get rid of all the monk's followers, but there are too many followers, right?

Tang Sanzan took a glance, and probably saw the realm of these little demons,

It's just the realm of refining Qi and transforming God.

"Third Master, how to deal with these monsters?"

Tang Sanzun shook his head, and said immediately: "If you are not of my race, their hearts must be different! Shoot and kill them!"

The voice fell.

All the guards unhurriedly opened the AK insurance.

"Da da da……"

"Da da da……"

(End of this chapter)