Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 5 Who the hell spread the rumor that eating Tang Sanbu can make you live forever?

Without waiting for these monsters to react.

Bullets like raindrops were shot out for free.

Almost instantly, these little demons felt that their bodies had become sieves, and then they found that their souls were directly ascended to heaven, and saw their physical bodies turned into pieces of meat...

Yin Demon King, Xiong Shanjun and Special Officer had slightly higher cultivation bases, and they barely withstood the impact of the first wave of AK.

"Bald Donkey, you have completely angered us!"

Demon King Yin looked at his little demon who turned into pieces of meat in the blink of an eye, and roared loudly.

Originally, the three of them were too angry to speak out when they were caught working here.

As stated above, you only need to kill the monk's entourage.

But now the situation is obviously different from what was agreed at the beginning, why is my follower killed now?
He Yin Demon King can hang out here because he has many brothers and shows loyalty!
Now that the brothers are gone, I still have to be a der!

At this moment, the three monsters didn't care to continue acting according to the script.

"Bald Donkey, remember that the one who killed you is Demon King Yin!"

After Demon King Yin finished speaking, he rushed forward with a big knife.

As the saying goes, clouds follow dragons and wind follows tigers!

Demon King Yin whipped up a demonic wind, and the entire Shuangcha Ridge began to shake.

"Protect the third master!"

Seeing that AK had little effect on the tiger spirit, several guards took out their machetes and stepped forward.

But Tang Sanzian smiled slightly and slowly took out a desert eagle made of gold from his waist.

Then gently pull the trigger.

"Oh!"

The wind on Double Fork Ridge died down.

Demon King Yin still maintains the action of slashing people with a knife

But there was a huge blood hole between the eyebrows, and he fell straight down, and he couldn't die anymore.

"Ahu, times have changed. The gun is fast and accurate within seven steps!"

Tang Sanzan lifted the Desert Eagle to his mouth and blew lightly.

"In order to increase the ammunition capacity of the Tang version of the AK, the power has dropped a lot, and it is still a bit weak against this kind of monster."

The golden desert eagle in his hand is special, and its power can be regarded as the top level of Datang Heavy Industry. The weapons in the hands of others can only be regarded as second-generation products. There is no problem in dealing with mortals, but if they encounter the power of monsters, There are some shortcomings.

Yin Demon King was killed by a single shot, which made the expressions on the faces of Xiongshan Jun and Special Officer, who were about to move, freeze, and they were too frightened to move.

Is this the monk arranged by the script?
Doesn't it mean that his mortal body has no cultivation?
No, we don’t know if he has cultivated anything, but with this thing in his hand, does it matter what he cultivates?

Seeing Tang Sanzan walking towards them with fierce eyes, Tiger Xiong and the special officer were about to cry.

"Big...big...master!"

Xiong Shanjun and Special Agent felt that their calves were trembling at this moment.

Tang Sanzan held a golden version of the Desert Eagle in each hand, aimed at the heads of Mr. Xiong Shan and the special officer, and said, "I am reasonable, as long as you tell the truth, I will spare you from dying!"

"Boom! Boom!"

After the words fell, Xiong Shanjun and the special agent each received a shot.

"Master! Master! If you have anything you want to know, you can ask directly. The two of us brothers will know everything without saying anything. I beg you to raise your hand and accept your supernatural powers!"

Xiong Shanjun knelt on the ground with a plop, howling in pain.

"Huh? Didn't I ask?" Tang Sanzan scratched his head embarrassingly, with a hint of embarrassment on his face.

"No wonder you haven't recruited me. I thought you just wanted to suffer."

Bear Tiger:? ? ?

Special Officer: I will really thank you!
"Let me ask you, who told you that you can live forever if you eat my meat?"

"We said... we are honest, we are not the monsters of this Tang Dynasty, but Taibai Jinxing took us here and asked us to kill your followers here, and it was he who told our three brothers that your nature is bright, After eating you... now it seems... your nature is bright... Yuan Ming is a hammer!"

Xiong Tiger and the special officer were held on their heads by the desert eagle, and they narrated the incident affectionately.

Tang San is also a person who has read the original work of Journey to the West. At the beginning of Shuangcha Ridge, he never understood why there were no monsters in the Tang Dynasty. When he was about to leave the Tang Dynasty, three monsters suddenly appeared.

Moreover, although these three monsters claimed that eating Tang Monk's flesh would lead to immortality, none of them took action. Instead, they ate up the two followers Tang Monk brought with him.

Now it seems that dare to arrange these three monsters, just come here to clean up the non-staff members of the westbound team?
Tang Sanzan glanced at the dozen or so guards who were not affected in the slightest, thoughtfully.

Among the team members of the original Journey to the West, apart from Tang Seng, they are all well-established Buddhists.

The other three apprentices and Bai Longma are all representatives of the team that was arranged to go west after a game between the various forces, and they gained merit along the way.

In order to allow the Dragon Clan to have a quota, even the horse that Monk Tang rode was clearly arranged.

"Looks like we'll let them go back after we get out of the Tang Dynasty, and maybe something will happen if we take them with us. These are all the elites of my Tang Gang!"

"It would be too expensive to train another group if they were tricked by Buddhism."

Tang Sanzong made some calculations in his mind. This path to Buddhist scriptures seemed to benefit Buddhism, but behind it was a game between various forces. There were too many people who wanted to benefit from the established rules of Buddhism's great prosperity.

"Master, that's all we know, you... can you let me go..."

Xiong Shanjun carefully looked at Tang Sanbian who was deep in thought, feeling extremely panicked.

My eldest brother has already burped.

Regardless of his mission, the right way is to survive first!

Tang Sanzan smiled slightly: "Are you sure you don't want to eat me?"

Xiong Shanjun shook his head: "Master has the blessing of an expert, we are just acting together, as long as we can eat the master's entourage..."

Tang Sanzun touched his stomach: "But I'm hungry...I want to eat bear's paw, beef hot pot, tiger leg..."

When Xiong Shanjun and the special officer heard this, their faces turned ashen.

"However, since you haven't caused any major problems for the time being, I can let you two go."

The eyes of Tiger Xiong and the special officer brightened, and they asked tremblingly, "Really?"

Tang Sanzun said: "However, capital crimes can avoid life crimes!"

"Unload twenty catties of beef brisket, leaving two bear's paws, the poor monk will eat hot pot tonight!"

Looking at the two desert eagles above the head, people have to bow their heads under the eaves.

After leaving behind the food Tang San asked for, the two monsters left Shuangcha Ridge in humiliation.

God is so pitiful!

When did their Yaozu ever feel so humble in front of the human race? !
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"Check in!"

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Tang Sanzan: ...

The activation card for the dragon tattoo on the shoulder is at least somewhat useful, you Vairocana hat...

Forget it, it’s better than nothing!
Tang Sanzian looked at the beef brisket and bear paws in front of him and immediately asked the accompanying guards to pack them up.

He glanced at the corpses of the little demons on the ground again.

After hesitating for a moment, he asked, "Have you brought a bamboo stick?"

Guard: "Yes!"

Tang San's burial: "Is there any charcoal?"

Guard: "Yes!"

"Carefully identify the body of these monsters, and bring the meat with you if you are suitable for eating. Let's eat hot pot and barbecue in another place!"

"Especially if you have goat essence, you must bring it with you to eat lamb skewers!"

Because the AK's firepower was too fierce just now, these little demons with insufficient cultivation were basically beaten into minced meat. If the meat quality is not good enough to eat hot pot, there is no way to cut it into thin slices.

But if it is made of skewers and barbecue, it will be just right!

Soon the group packed up hundreds of kilograms of meat and walked a few hundred meters further. After finding a suitable camping place, they quickly started to heat a pot with oil.

The scent immediately wafted across the entire Shuangcha Ridge...

at the same time.

In the distant horizon, an old man with white eyebrows and beard was walking towards Shuangcha Ridge on auspicious clouds.

(End of this chapter)