Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 6: Third Master gives you face, you have to take it!

This old man is naturally Taibai Jinxing in the original plot.

It was set according to the script, and he also came here on time.

Taibai Jinxing had just drank some wine from his Taoist friend. He was dizzy and landed directly on the Shuangcha Ridge.

Anyway, it’s all for show to gain some merit from the journey to the west. It has been practiced nine times before, so Taibai Jinxing’s lines and acting skills are already good.

But when he landed, a strong smell of blood rushed straight into his nostrils.

There was a "click" in his heart.

The wine is more than half awake!

Not good!

Is it too late?
If the man appointed to learn the Buddhist scriptures died, then the Buddhist sect would have to skin him?
In order to learn from the scriptures, Buddhism practiced a full nine times to ensure that there were no problems with the arrangements along the way, and only then did the actual combat.

According to the plan, this is the first difficulty when I first leave Chang'an!
If Tang Seng had lost his chain the moment he arrived at his place...

Taibai Jinxing suddenly felt goose bumps on his back.

He hurriedly counted the time with his fingers, and then heaved a sigh of relief.

"It's not late, I came on time according to the time."

As long as you don't take the blame yourself, everything is easy to talk about!

Anyway, if Tang Seng died, the Buddhist sect would spend a lot of money to bring him back to life.

If it really doesn’t work, just wait until next time.

Thinking of this in Taibai Jinxing's heart, he couldn't help but quicken his pace.

The further you go, the heavier the smell of blood.

Soon he arrived at the scene of the incident.

"This……"

Seeing the bullet casings and flesh and blood on the ground, Taibai Jinxing was dumbfounded.

What exactly is going on?

Could it be that those three goblins didn't obey the command and ate Tang Seng without authorization?
"Do you want to inform the Buddhist sect that the person who learns the scriptures is gone?"

Taibai Jinxing felt that something was bad.

Although I came on time, the monsters on Shuangcha Ridge were arranged by myself after all.

If something happened, he would be jointly and severally responsible.

"His grandma's, the merit has not yet been reaped, and I am ashamed, I want to see what these three monsters are doing now!"

"Giving these three monsters to Buddhism will more or less offset some of the responsibilities."

He immediately cast a spell to find the three demons of Demon King Yin.

But the next second, a scene of a monk holding a bowl and feasting appeared in his spell.

In front of the fat monk, there was a big pot.

The soup in the pot was boiling, and the aroma of the meat was almost overflowing.

"Fuck, if I'm not mistaken, those three goblins are in the pot?!"

Taibai Jinxing couldn't help but swear.

He thought he was going to see three monsters eating Tang Monk's meat...

But now...

seemingly……

Tang Seng is eating three monsters?
Taibai Jinxing was completely dumbfounded. Even if Tang Monk was the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, he couldn't beat this little demon who had become a climate?
With doubts, Taibai Jinxing soared into the sky on the clouds and continued to go west.

Soon, I saw a group of people setting up a bonfire in the forest. The shiny bald monk reflected by the firelight was waving his hand towards the sky with a bear paw in his mouth.

"Take...the scripture learner?"

Taibai Jinxing couldn’t even believe her eyes!
"Taibai Jinxing passed by here, why don't you come down and have some food together?"

Taibai Jinxing was completely confused.

I'm thousands of meters above the ground, can you still see me?Is it possible that Tang Monk hid his cultivation?
Thinking of this, Taibai Jinxing stopped pretending and landed in Xiangyun.

"How does the holy monk know that Xiaoxian is here?"

Tang Sanbian took the handkerchief handed over by the guard, wiped the oil stains on his mouth, and asked maliciously: "Taibai, how could you catch this tiger monster here and block the poor monk's westward journey?"

What?
Taibai Jinxing was taken aback.

How could Tang Seng know what was written in the Journey to the West script?
This kind of thing is absolutely unacceptable!
Taibai Jinxing showed his superb acting skills in nine exercises, and feigned anger: "Why does the holy monk humiliate people's innocence for no reason? Xiaoxian has never done such a thing!"

Pretend?
Tang Sanzan smiled slightly: "Taibai, you are already old, what kind of god do you dare to do?"

"To tell you the truth, Yin Demon King is dishonest and already lying in the pot."

"Xiong Shanjun and the special agent are sensible, so the poor monk just asked them for some ingredients and left."

"Are you sure you still don't admit it?"

Taibai Jinxing looked at the steaming hot pot, and at the guards around who were eating skewers and drinking wine, probably already knew that what Tang Seng said was not a lie.

But he is dignified and upright, if he admits this kind of thing in the world, will he lose face?

Taibai Jinxing said with an old face: "It is impossible to admit things that Xiaoxian has not done. Since the holy monk is fine, Xiaoxian will just say goodbye!"

Still pretend?

It seems that if you don't give you some strength, you won't admit it.

Tang Sanzan took a sip of wine to moisten his throat, and said slowly: "In this case, the poor monk will go back first, and if Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva asks at that time, I will say that you, Taibai Jinxing, maliciously blocked in Shuangcha Ridge! "

"I want to see if you Taibaijinxing can take up this responsibility!"

Taibaijinxing was completely confused.

Bodhisattva!
Where did you find such a monster to learn from?

Are you sure he's a man appointed by God?A holy monk with profound Dharma?

This is really a hob meat!

Taibai Jinxing's face twitched involuntarily, and felt his face start to heat up.

Seeing Tang Seng's attitude of being determined to himself, Taibai Jinxing comforted Sanlian in his heart:

He is a man appointed by God!
He is a man appointed by God!
He is a man appointed by God!
Horses stumble and people stumble.

It's not shameful to be recognized by him, it's all for merit.

After doing some mental construction, Taibai Jinxing tried his best to squeeze out an embarrassed smile: "Holy Monk, it was the impulsiveness of the little immortal that disturbed the Holy Monk's driving. I hope the Holy Monk will forgive me!"

After hearing this, Tang Sanzian felt relieved.

Let you pretend to be cold.

If you want to get merit from me, there is no way!
"Since you have confessed sincerely, then I will show you a face of mercy, come and sit down and have a few drinks, and it will be regarded as your apology for me!"

Tang Sanzian waved his hand, and a guard immediately filled the wine glass and brought it over.

"This... holy monk, you are a monk, how can you drink?"

"This is vegetarian wine!"

"But why do you still eat meat?"

Tang Sanzian said calmly: "Because I am hungry and they want to eat me, so I can only be forced to eat them."

"But as a monk, the holy monk breaks the precept by eating meat."

Tang Sanzan retorted: "I eat them to protect myself. This is called emergency avoidance, understand?"

"I treat you with a drink because I think highly of you. Could it be that you don't want to give Third Master this face?"

Tang Sanzang showed his vicious face, standing up felt very oppressive, his well-developed biceps were only 0.01 mm away from Taibai Jinxing.

Although Taibai Jinxing is confident that his cultivation is advanced, but Tang Sanzan is a man of destiny in Buddhism, so he can't afford to offend him!
"drink!"

"The face of the holy monk is naturally given to Xiaoxian, I am bored, the holy monk is free!"

Taibai Jinxing picked up the wine glass and swallowed it in one gulp.

"That's right, let's get drunk tonight!"

Tang Sanzian stretched out his big arms, hugged Taibai Jinxing's neck, and pointed at the hot pot on the side.

"Old Bai, the poor monk will take you to try this hot pot barbecue today, I guarantee that you have never eaten this kind of food in heaven!"

(End of this chapter)