Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather

Chapter 10 Little monkey, you have to take the face my master gives you!

Seeing Tang San getting on the carriage and heading west, Sun Wukong was dumbfounded.

Didn’t Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva agree that the 500-year sentence has expired and there will be Buddhist monks to rescue him?
Why is this script completely inconsistent?

On the other side, Tang Sanzan was sitting leisurely in the carriage, silently enjoying the rewards brought by the system.

[Ding, it was detected that the host influenced Sun Wukong, changed the script of Journey to the West, and rewarded the host with massive cultivation! 】

[The host's cultivation level has been raised to the third level of the Earth Immortal! 】

Tang Sanzan is not a fool. According to the plot of the original book, this monkey is not a good person.

Although the pictogram of Monkey King Monkey King has been beautified in the film and television dramas, he is still a monster in essence!

In the past, they were cannibals!

Tang Seng looked like a cowardly mother-in-law. If it hadn't been for the tight spell given by Guanyin Bodhisattva, he would have been beaten to death by a monkey's stick.

Although Tang Sanzian knew that this monkey would definitely become his disciple no matter what.

But at least give him a start!

Feeling the surge of power in his body, Tang Sanzan showed a smile on his face.

"Sure enough, as long as you do something inconsistent with Tang Seng in the original book, you can trigger system rewards."

"It can not only beat monkeys, but also improve cultivation."

Tang Sanwan almost wanted to give him a thumbs up for his cleverness.

The carriage slowly headed west.

Just as Tang San was enjoying sunbathing, a golden light suddenly fell from the sky and blocked the carriage from moving forward.

The eyes of Tang Sanzan, who was in deep thought, brightened.

"Who dares to stop me from driving?"

The five directions Jiedi saluted together: "I pay homage to the holy monk, we are the five directions Jiedi under the seat of the Buddha!"

Wufang Jiedi first stepped forward and reported his family.

Although they don't know why the holy monk's behavior is seriously inconsistent with the plan to obtain the scriptures, their mission is to ensure that the monkey becomes his disciple.

As for something going wrong in the process...

As long as they don't say anything, no one will pay attention to the process, as long as the goal is achieved.

Tang Sanzan frowned and said, "Am I familiar with you?"

"If you have something to say, get out if you have nothing to do, don't affect the third master to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures!"

"You are here to stop, if you delay the important affairs of Buddhism, can you bear the responsibility?"

"This……"

The Five Directions Revealed Truth was immediately dumbfounded.

"Holy...Holy Monk, the Monkey King at the foot of the Mountain of Two Realms is your destined disciple. Now the time has come for the 500-year suppression, and you need to rescue him."

Tang Sanzan frowned: "Fart! How could the Buddha find a monkey spirit to be my apprentice?"

"I see you five pretending to be fools, trying to mess with my mind!"

The five directions are numb.

"Holy monk, we are indeed Buddhists!"

Tang Sanbu's murderous appearance was revealed: "The poor monk has a passport bestowed by the Emperor Tang, do you have a certificate from Lingshan?"

"This……"

The Five Fang Jieyi looked at each other, completely confused.

They have been in the West for so many years, but they never thought that one day they would have to prove their identity.

Can Buddhist scripture readers not see the light of merit and virtue behind us?
The wise Polo Jiedi raised his hand and scratched his bald head and stood up.

"Holy Monk. The five of us are indeed from Lingshan Mountain, and we are ordered by the Buddha to guard Monkey King at Liangjie Mountain."

Tang San was buried: "It turned out to be five prison heads."

The Five Directions Revealed:…

Paradise continued: "Since the holy monk does not believe it, I have a method to prove the origin!"

The other Jieyings showed happy smiles in their eyes.

At the critical moment, Polo Jiedi's mind must be spinning very fast!
"My Buddha Tathagata has the Tripitaka of Mahayana Buddhism, which has never been passed down to the Eastern Tang Dynasty. I know Mahayana Buddhism!"

"Does this prove our identity?"

Polo Jiedi raised his chin, looking confident.

Even Tang San Bian, who was about to speak, was stunned.

What am I planning to do when I go to Xitian?

"If the holy monk doesn't believe it, I can recite the Mahayana Dharma on the spot... huh?"

Polo Jiedi's words had not yet been spoken.

I saw the other four Jiedi behind him swarmed up and directly pushed him to the ground, and the four big mouths shouted up.

"Parajeta! Why do I think you are a big pineapple?"

"You are so smart!"

After a violent beating, Jintou Jiedi sheepishly raised his hands towards Tang Sanzong and said, "Holy monk, please forgive me. My third brother drank too much today and talked nonsense. Please don't take it to heart!"

"This is a little bit of our intention to reveal the truth of the five directions, and I invite the holy monk to accept it..."

As soon as Jintou Jiedi raised his hand, he saw a purple gold bowl appearing in his palm, and then handed it to Tang Sanzan.

"This is the magic treasure bestowed by my Buddha Tathagata, and it can hold everything indestructible!"

"I hope the holy monk can save face and go back to Liangjie Mountain to accept that monkey head!"

At this moment, Jin Toujie felt that his heart was bleeding.

This was the reward that Buddha promised them to work in Liangjie Mountain for 500 years.

Now I have to take it out.

"You are still sensible!"

Tang Sanzian accepted the purple gold alms bowl expressionlessly, with a kind smile on his face: "In this case, the poor monk showed great mercy and accepted the monkey."

"Thank you holy monk!"

Wufang Jiedi finally breathed a sigh of relief.

I have been working here as a prison cell for 500 years, and today I have completed my mission.

Jintou Jiedi hesitated for a moment, then bit the bullet and said: "Holy Monk, please keep the matter of today's matter a secret for us. The westward journey is a very important matter. If something goes wrong, my brother and I may lose our lives!"

If it wasn't for his sharp eyesight and quick hands to stop Paragate just now, the consequences would be disastrous!

Can the Mahayana Buddhism be just random nonsense of their level?
Tang Sanzan frowned: "For the sake of being sensible, let's let this matter go."

"But the acting skills of the five of you are really too clumsy."

"The poor monk suggests that you transfer from Lingshan Buddhist College to our Datang Technical School to study acting for a few years."

"No wonder it's been 500 years and I can only be a prison boss here, it's useless!"

The five directions reveal the truth:? ? ?
[Ding, it was detected that the host influenced the five parties to reveal the truth, changed the script of Journey to the West, and rewarded the host with massive cultivation! 】

[The host’s cultivation has been upgraded to the fourth level of Earth Immortal! 】

Tang Sanzan heard the system prompt sound, and returned to Liangjie Mountain leisurely.

Looking at the expectant Monkey King, he said, "Sorry, I misunderstood, you are indeed my apprentice!"

Sun Wukong was so excited that tears filled his eyes, and he almost cried: "It doesn't matter, master, please rescue me quickly!"

Tang Sanzan deliberately asked: "Look at your sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks, can you protect me to go to the west?"

Sun Wukong boasted: "Master, don't look at me, I'm thin, I'm full of tendons! As long as you let me out, the journey of learning the scriptures is just a trivial matter!"

"You are so awesome, why don't you come out on your own?"

Sun Wukong's face stiffened, and he almost had the word "bad luck" written on his face.

This monk can really talk, which pot can't be opened and which pot to lift!
When you wait for me to come out, I have to teach you how to speak human language!
Sun Wukong tried his best to force a smile: "Master, I was ignorant and made some mistakes. As long as the master removes the seal on the mountain, my old grandson will be able to come out!"

"Do you want me to climb the mountain?"

Tang Sanzan frowned.

"Master, you are troubled! As long as you let me out, I will guarantee you a smooth journey westward!"

Sun Wukong looked at Tang Sanzong's hesitation, and he was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but his face still looked fawning.

"Okay, it just so happens that all the people under the poor monk's hands have been dismissed. It's boring to go west all the way, and raising a monkey can also play fun."

"But let me tell you first, before we find the next laborer, you have to take care of all the laundry, cooking, feeding the horses and making beds!"

Tang Sanzan climbed to the top of the mountain and gently tore off the seal.

For a moment, the mountains shook, and the entire Liangjie Mountain was like a living thing at this moment.

"Hey hey hey! Hey hey hey!"

Sun Wukong, who was at the foot of the mountain, felt the pressure on his body suddenly lighten up, and laughed wildly like he had been all day long: "Master, stay away, stay away further!"

In an instant, the sky collapsed and the earth shattered, and the Liangjie Mountains collapsed!

Sun Wukong jumped up, turned several somersaults in mid-air, and shouted: "My grandson is out, my grandson is out!"

Looking at the monkey who was having fun, Tang Sanzan stopped him and said: "Don't jump around like you haven't seen the world, hurry up and learn from the teacher!"

After the words fell, Sun Wukong, who was originally in a comfortable mood, suddenly changed his face, revealing his ferocious true face towards Tang Sanzong.

"Searching for Buddhist scriptures? Who the hell would a serious person seek scriptures for?"

"Little monkey, I can become famous on the road, firstly, by my loyalty, and secondly, by my integrity!"

"I'm giving you face as a teacher, you have to ask for it!"

(End of this chapter)