Journey to the West Bandits: The Poor Monk Just Wants to Be a Godfather
Chapter 9 Bold Hericium, I can tell at a glance that you are not human!
Chapter 9 Bold monkey head, I can tell at a glance that you are not human!
Tang San was buried in Liu Boqin's villa and stayed for one night.
Early the next morning, after enjoying a portion of tiger bone soup, Tang Sanzan's attitude towards Liu Boqin made a 180-degree turn.
As expected of a hunter who hunts in the mountains all year round, his skills in handling wild game are much better than those of the guards he brought with him.
"Third Master, all the guards are waiting outside the door for your lecture."
Scar walked in and reported respectfully.
According to the setting of the original Journey to the West, the next difficulty is the eighth difficulty on the top of the two worlds without any accidents. This difficulty is also the beginning of the game between the various forces in the entire Journey to the West route.
Prior to this, the main purpose of all parties was to eliminate irrelevant personnel from the Westbound team who were not part of the establishment.
As expected, there was a little monkey with a double red stick from the Journey to the West team waiting for him at the foot of the mountain.
Although now due to the appearance of Tang San's burial, this plan has gone awry.
But in order to ensure that the journey to the west does not go wrong, sooner or later these people under his command will be clearly arranged by the Mantian gods and Buddhas.
So Tang Sanzun thought about it all night, and decided to keep these people under his command in Datang temporarily.
After all, with his 1-minute real man's strength, it's better to give it a try first.
[It is detected that the host is in Shuangcha Ridge, the 81st difficulty node, do you check in? 】
"Check in!"
[Congratulations to the host for getting a tattoo activation experience card. To use the experience card, you need to shout: Dawei Tianlong to activate it! 】
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a leak-proof golden elixir. Any damaged physique can be restored to its original state]
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a pair of sunglasses, which can protect against ultraviolet rays, and can be used with the wine, color, wealth, and Qilu cap. It is a must-have artifact for home travel, and it is the best choice for outings! 】
Tang Sanzong: I'm really impressed. The first items are fine, but why is the last item always a weird reward?
After walking out of the room, Tang Sanqian cleared his throat and said, "The poor monk thought about it for a long time last night and decided that you don't need to follow us on the road ahead. Only the carriage and money and spices are left behind. You can all go back for the time being."
Scarface and all the guards were dumbfounded.
"Third...Third Lord, is it that we are not doing well enough?"
Tang Sanzan shook his head slightly: "The road to the west is a bit risky, you are not suitable to go."
"Besides, the frontier is the border of the Tang Dynasty. I have the passport certificate of the Emperor Tang. Do you have any?"
"Not having this thing is smuggling! Do you understand smuggling?!"
"This……"
Scarface was dumbfounded.
The reason that Third Master made up is really...
crappy...
Tang Sanzun asked: "Liu Boqin, I think you have excellent marksmanship and can be used as a sniper with a firecracker. Would you like to become a member of my Tang Gang?"
Liu Boqin was stunned at first, and then his face lit up with joy.
"Third Master, do you mean that I can also join the Tang Gang?"
Tang Sanzan nodded: "The vicinity of these two boundary mountains is the border of our Tang Dynasty, how can we not have the power of our Tang Clan?"
"From now on, my Tang Gang will open a hall here, and you will be the first hall master of the hall in the Two Realms. You will be responsible for the specific salary and treatment levels in the future!"
Scar immediately nodded and wrote it down.
"The westward journey is important. I'll set off first, and you guys will catch up later!"
Tang Sanzun stepped into the carriage and headed towards Liangjie Mountain.
[Ding, it was detected that the host influenced Liu Boqin, changed the script of Journey to the West, and rewarded the host with massive cultivation! 】
[The host's cultivation base has been raised to the peak of immortality! 】
Liu Boqin was still immersed in the joy of joining the Tang Gang and could not forget it.
Looking at the figure of Tang Sanzan going away, he said with admiration: "The third master is really a master, he doesn't bring a single entourage with him when he goes abroad..."
Scar smiled disdainfully: "Do you know what the third master once had a nickname?"
"The third master has the title of half-human, half-ghost, number one sharpshooter in Tang Dynasty!"
"After becoming the abbot of Jinshan Temple, people in the world call him the Holy Monk with Two Guns!"
……
Two Realms Mountain!
It was also called Wuzhi Mountain in the old days, and Monkey King, who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, was suppressed here at this moment.
Eat iron pills when hungry, drink copper juice when thirsty.
The Monkey King, who was originally rebellious and mighty, couldn't stand it under the long-term suppression.
now.
At the foot of Liangjie Mountain, a monster with a lion head and a human body was standing in front of Monkey King.
I was holding a few fresh peaches in my hand.
"Monkey, your 500-year sentence is about to arrive. Why don't you join the lion and camel country and work with me when you come out?"
Sun Wukong gnawed on the fresh and juicy peaches, and he looked as miserable as he could be.
"Brother Lion, now Huaguo Mountain is under the watchful eye of the higher-ups. Anyway, I have no place to go after I come out. It's not a problem to go to Lion Camel Country with Big Brother."
"I want to ask you, Big Brother Niu, how have you been doing in the past 500 years?"
When Sun Wukong mentioned the Bull Demon King, he felt regretful, and even the peach in his hand no longer tasted good.
Back then, Brother Niu followed him to the heaven for a fight, but in the past 500 years, he had never come here to visit him.
Is it possible...
Monkey King didn't dare to think about the worst outcome.
The Lion Camel King sneered: "Monkey, don't be so sentimental. Now the old cow is much better than you."
"Besides, he also got on the way of Taishang Laojun, and even married a fan girl from Tushita Palace as his wife, but she is the best one among our monster clan!"
"Although I became a successor and raised someone else's son, at least I don't have to hide."
"They have long stopped dealing with us monster races."
Sun Wukong's face changed, but he was relieved immediately.
He thought Brother Niu had already...
Unexpectedly, in just 500 years, the world has changed so much.
"I was the one who harmed Brother Niu back then, and I still don't blame him now!"
"I heard from the Bodhisattva that the pilgrim who is going west should arrive here soon in the next two days. When the pilgrim releases me, I will meet Brother Lion!"
During these 500 years of repression and imprisonment, he has figured out many things and is no longer the reckless monkey he once was.
Sun Wukong slammed his fist on the ground: "Land! Old Land!"
The land master appeared from the ground: "Great Sage, what are your orders?"
"My old grandson asks you, has the monk who learned the scriptures that the Bodhisattva said has come?"
The Tutu Master said with a smile: "Great Sage, the Buddhist scripture seekers are here soon!"
Sun Wukong looked in the direction of Lord Tutu's finger, and sure enough he saw a carriage with luxurious exterior, slowly heading towards Liangjie Mountain.
"Brother Lion, the Bodhisattva said that the monk who learned the Buddhist scriptures was an ordinary person from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. He must have never seen monsters like me, so please avoid him first."
"After all, this person can be regarded as my savior. If you are frightened by the evil spirit on your body, you will suffer."
"I will explain the situation to him when I come out, and then I will go to the Lion and Camel Kingdom with you!"
The Lion Camel King nodded and disappeared.
Seeing this, Monkey King immediately mustered up all his strength and shouted: "Master! Master!"
Tang Sanzan heard the sound and slowly got off the carriage.
Although he already knew that Sun Wukong was being punished here, but when he approached following the sound, he was completely dumbfounded.
I saw that weeds were overgrown at the foot of the mountain, and the dead branches and leaves were scattered all over the ground.
What about monkeys?
"Master! Master! I'm here!"
Just when Tang San was confused, a sound suddenly sounded from the weeds at his feet.
Tang Sanzian was startled: "His grandma's, I almost thought it was a potted plant talking?"
This monkey is really miserable, its head is covered with weeds, even the monkey's face is covered with mud.
It can be seen how miserable life has been in the past 500 years!
Sun Wukong looked at Tang San's burial with great expectations.
"Master, I am Monkey King, the Monkey King who caused great trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago! I have been enlightened by the Bodhisattva and am here waiting for Buddhist scripture seekers. I will protect you from going to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures!"
"Master, save me quickly, the disciple will definitely..."
However, before he could finish speaking, Tang Sanzong said angrily: "Bold Hericium, I can tell at a glance that you are not human!"
"A monster is a monster! The world of humans, gods, ghosts and demons is in order, so you can be punished here with peace of mind!"
Sun Wukong: ? ? ?
After saying that, Tang San got on the carriage without even looking back.
"drive!"
"Master! Master, save me!"
(End of this chapter)
Tang San was buried in Liu Boqin's villa and stayed for one night.
Early the next morning, after enjoying a portion of tiger bone soup, Tang Sanzan's attitude towards Liu Boqin made a 180-degree turn.
As expected of a hunter who hunts in the mountains all year round, his skills in handling wild game are much better than those of the guards he brought with him.
"Third Master, all the guards are waiting outside the door for your lecture."
Scar walked in and reported respectfully.
According to the setting of the original Journey to the West, the next difficulty is the eighth difficulty on the top of the two worlds without any accidents. This difficulty is also the beginning of the game between the various forces in the entire Journey to the West route.
Prior to this, the main purpose of all parties was to eliminate irrelevant personnel from the Westbound team who were not part of the establishment.
As expected, there was a little monkey with a double red stick from the Journey to the West team waiting for him at the foot of the mountain.
Although now due to the appearance of Tang San's burial, this plan has gone awry.
But in order to ensure that the journey to the west does not go wrong, sooner or later these people under his command will be clearly arranged by the Mantian gods and Buddhas.
So Tang Sanzun thought about it all night, and decided to keep these people under his command in Datang temporarily.
After all, with his 1-minute real man's strength, it's better to give it a try first.
[It is detected that the host is in Shuangcha Ridge, the 81st difficulty node, do you check in? 】
"Check in!"
[Congratulations to the host for getting a tattoo activation experience card. To use the experience card, you need to shout: Dawei Tianlong to activate it! 】
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a leak-proof golden elixir. Any damaged physique can be restored to its original state]
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining a pair of sunglasses, which can protect against ultraviolet rays, and can be used with the wine, color, wealth, and Qilu cap. It is a must-have artifact for home travel, and it is the best choice for outings! 】
Tang Sanzong: I'm really impressed. The first items are fine, but why is the last item always a weird reward?
After walking out of the room, Tang Sanqian cleared his throat and said, "The poor monk thought about it for a long time last night and decided that you don't need to follow us on the road ahead. Only the carriage and money and spices are left behind. You can all go back for the time being."
Scarface and all the guards were dumbfounded.
"Third...Third Lord, is it that we are not doing well enough?"
Tang Sanzan shook his head slightly: "The road to the west is a bit risky, you are not suitable to go."
"Besides, the frontier is the border of the Tang Dynasty. I have the passport certificate of the Emperor Tang. Do you have any?"
"Not having this thing is smuggling! Do you understand smuggling?!"
"This……"
Scarface was dumbfounded.
The reason that Third Master made up is really...
crappy...
Tang Sanzun asked: "Liu Boqin, I think you have excellent marksmanship and can be used as a sniper with a firecracker. Would you like to become a member of my Tang Gang?"
Liu Boqin was stunned at first, and then his face lit up with joy.
"Third Master, do you mean that I can also join the Tang Gang?"
Tang Sanzan nodded: "The vicinity of these two boundary mountains is the border of our Tang Dynasty, how can we not have the power of our Tang Clan?"
"From now on, my Tang Gang will open a hall here, and you will be the first hall master of the hall in the Two Realms. You will be responsible for the specific salary and treatment levels in the future!"
Scar immediately nodded and wrote it down.
"The westward journey is important. I'll set off first, and you guys will catch up later!"
Tang Sanzun stepped into the carriage and headed towards Liangjie Mountain.
[Ding, it was detected that the host influenced Liu Boqin, changed the script of Journey to the West, and rewarded the host with massive cultivation! 】
[The host's cultivation base has been raised to the peak of immortality! 】
Liu Boqin was still immersed in the joy of joining the Tang Gang and could not forget it.
Looking at the figure of Tang Sanzan going away, he said with admiration: "The third master is really a master, he doesn't bring a single entourage with him when he goes abroad..."
Scar smiled disdainfully: "Do you know what the third master once had a nickname?"
"The third master has the title of half-human, half-ghost, number one sharpshooter in Tang Dynasty!"
"After becoming the abbot of Jinshan Temple, people in the world call him the Holy Monk with Two Guns!"
……
Two Realms Mountain!
It was also called Wuzhi Mountain in the old days, and Monkey King, who made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace, was suppressed here at this moment.
Eat iron pills when hungry, drink copper juice when thirsty.
The Monkey King, who was originally rebellious and mighty, couldn't stand it under the long-term suppression.
now.
At the foot of Liangjie Mountain, a monster with a lion head and a human body was standing in front of Monkey King.
I was holding a few fresh peaches in my hand.
"Monkey, your 500-year sentence is about to arrive. Why don't you join the lion and camel country and work with me when you come out?"
Sun Wukong gnawed on the fresh and juicy peaches, and he looked as miserable as he could be.
"Brother Lion, now Huaguo Mountain is under the watchful eye of the higher-ups. Anyway, I have no place to go after I come out. It's not a problem to go to Lion Camel Country with Big Brother."
"I want to ask you, Big Brother Niu, how have you been doing in the past 500 years?"
When Sun Wukong mentioned the Bull Demon King, he felt regretful, and even the peach in his hand no longer tasted good.
Back then, Brother Niu followed him to the heaven for a fight, but in the past 500 years, he had never come here to visit him.
Is it possible...
Monkey King didn't dare to think about the worst outcome.
The Lion Camel King sneered: "Monkey, don't be so sentimental. Now the old cow is much better than you."
"Besides, he also got on the way of Taishang Laojun, and even married a fan girl from Tushita Palace as his wife, but she is the best one among our monster clan!"
"Although I became a successor and raised someone else's son, at least I don't have to hide."
"They have long stopped dealing with us monster races."
Sun Wukong's face changed, but he was relieved immediately.
He thought Brother Niu had already...
Unexpectedly, in just 500 years, the world has changed so much.
"I was the one who harmed Brother Niu back then, and I still don't blame him now!"
"I heard from the Bodhisattva that the pilgrim who is going west should arrive here soon in the next two days. When the pilgrim releases me, I will meet Brother Lion!"
During these 500 years of repression and imprisonment, he has figured out many things and is no longer the reckless monkey he once was.
Sun Wukong slammed his fist on the ground: "Land! Old Land!"
The land master appeared from the ground: "Great Sage, what are your orders?"
"My old grandson asks you, has the monk who learned the scriptures that the Bodhisattva said has come?"
The Tutu Master said with a smile: "Great Sage, the Buddhist scripture seekers are here soon!"
Sun Wukong looked in the direction of Lord Tutu's finger, and sure enough he saw a carriage with luxurious exterior, slowly heading towards Liangjie Mountain.
"Brother Lion, the Bodhisattva said that the monk who learned the Buddhist scriptures was an ordinary person from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Land. He must have never seen monsters like me, so please avoid him first."
"After all, this person can be regarded as my savior. If you are frightened by the evil spirit on your body, you will suffer."
"I will explain the situation to him when I come out, and then I will go to the Lion and Camel Kingdom with you!"
The Lion Camel King nodded and disappeared.
Seeing this, Monkey King immediately mustered up all his strength and shouted: "Master! Master!"
Tang Sanzan heard the sound and slowly got off the carriage.
Although he already knew that Sun Wukong was being punished here, but when he approached following the sound, he was completely dumbfounded.
I saw that weeds were overgrown at the foot of the mountain, and the dead branches and leaves were scattered all over the ground.
What about monkeys?
"Master! Master! I'm here!"
Just when Tang San was confused, a sound suddenly sounded from the weeds at his feet.
Tang Sanzian was startled: "His grandma's, I almost thought it was a potted plant talking?"
This monkey is really miserable, its head is covered with weeds, even the monkey's face is covered with mud.
It can be seen how miserable life has been in the past 500 years!
Sun Wukong looked at Tang San's burial with great expectations.
"Master, I am Monkey King, the Monkey King who caused great trouble in the Heavenly Palace 500 years ago! I have been enlightened by the Bodhisattva and am here waiting for Buddhist scripture seekers. I will protect you from going to the West to worship Buddha and seek scriptures!"
"Master, save me quickly, the disciple will definitely..."
However, before he could finish speaking, Tang Sanzong said angrily: "Bold Hericium, I can tell at a glance that you are not human!"
"A monster is a monster! The world of humans, gods, ghosts and demons is in order, so you can be punished here with peace of mind!"
Sun Wukong: ? ? ?
After saying that, Tang San got on the carriage without even looking back.
"drive!"
"Master! Master, save me!"
(End of this chapter)
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